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calichix
10-16-2005, 11:46 PM
I don't understand how that movie is allowed to be shown in theatres. I should've walked out when they played Fall Out Boy five minutes into it, but I didn't. I stayed through it all. Through all the genius script ("Watch it, Buster." "Okay, okay. I get the pic." "Okay."), through the nail-biting action sequences (token black guy saying "Aw hell naw!" as people are thrown through glass), and the necrophilia. Goodness gracious.

BREAK
10-16-2005, 11:59 PM
You were actually expecting it to be GOOD?

Endymion
10-17-2005, 12:04 AM
killer fog is, by its very nature, box office poison. anyone could have told you that.

Mota Boy
10-17-2005, 12:49 AM
See "Serenity" while it's still in theaters if you're looking for a fun movie with a good script. See "The Fog" if you're looking for a movie about a killer fog.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-17-2005, 12:53 AM
^And watch porn if you wanna see a movie about people having sex.

dalaksta
10-17-2005, 07:22 AM
It Sucked Big Hairy Trucker Balls!!!

Paint_It_Black
10-17-2005, 07:24 AM
It Sucked Big Hairy Trucker Balls!!!

Your mom.

calichix
10-18-2005, 12:35 AM
I thought it was gonna be about sailors on the high seas. The original was better and the original was Plan 9 from Outer Space status.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-18-2005, 04:16 AM
Your mom.

That was truly amazing. *salutes*

Offspring7
10-18-2005, 04:28 AM
i planned to see it with this guy because i figured scary movie would be too scary to see alone but that doesn't sound scary at all.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-18-2005, 04:29 AM
I've never heard of it, but I figure the gist of it is this big scary killer fog goes around, being all scary and deadly. Oh noez.

Sunny
10-18-2005, 08:49 AM
dude, i want to see it now. i love bad horror movies :D

Duracell
10-18-2005, 08:50 AM
I hate bad horror movies, so lame. I'd ratha watch a disney movie.

calichix
10-18-2005, 11:26 PM
Sunny, if you're there with the prior knowledge that it sucks , it's probably the most hilarious movie in the world. They do these ultra revolutionary camera angles from the chin up that look like sex and in one scene Selma Blair says "Mommy's coming, Mommy's coming, Mommy's coming!"