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Sin Studly
10-18-2005, 05:56 AM
True Romance - Better pimp than Harvey Keitel's "sport". Awesomest make-up/hair/accent. Deformed pimps rule.
Bram Stoker's Dracula - Better than Bela Lugosi, by a huge amount
The Professional/Leon - One of the greatest bad guys ever, almost like Alex DeLarge with a detectives badge, a drug addiction and a bigger taste for ultraviolence and murder
Hannibal - The movie sucked, but deformed paedophile murderers are awesome.
Air Force One - The movie sucked dogs balls, except for Oldmans character and the music when that Russian war criminal gets whacked
Fifth Element - The movie sucked dogs balls, except for Oldmans character
Sin - The movie sucked flaking scabby dogs balls, except for Oldmans character
Lost in Space - Same goes
Sid and Nancy - I'm glad he stabbed that cunt, but he still made an awesome retarded smackie violent dick
Interstate 60 - Not exactly a bad guy, but plays the best malevolent chaotic leprechaun ever

Other awesome bad guys he's played - Pontius Pilate, Lee Harvey Oswald. He also plays a bad guy in the harry potter movies, which I'll probably force myself to endure just so I can watch Oldman being the awesomest badass motherfucker ever.

SkyRocker
10-18-2005, 05:59 AM
I generally agree except for your opinion on "Fifth Element" which was great for me.

Sin Studly
10-18-2005, 06:05 AM
Well, now that I've made a list of awesome bad guys played by Oldman, I'll make a list of awesome bad guys not played by Oldman.

AWESOME BAD GUYS NOT PLAYED BY GARY OLDMAN

Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter
Alan Rickman - Hans Gruber
Ralph Fiennes - Amon Göth
Johnny Lee Miller - Simon David 'Sick Boy' Williamson
Eric Bana - Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Reed



That is all.

neocon58
10-18-2005, 06:18 AM
I agree. Gary Oldman is certainly badass.

Little_Miss_1565
10-18-2005, 07:03 AM
I generally agree.

However, Mr. Oldman does not play a villain in the HP movies....

Sin Studly
10-18-2005, 08:22 AM
..... you've seen the HP movies?

*stifles a laugh*

And that's bullshit, Gary Oldman is always a villain. I refuse to believe you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-18-2005, 08:24 AM
He's not a bad guy. He plays Sirius Black. You think he's a bad guy but then he turns out to be nice.

Sin Studly
10-18-2005, 08:28 AM
Fuck y'all. Y'all fuckin wit me in mah crib, in front o' mah peeps??? Y'all motherfuckers must be crazy. Y'all musta thought it was White Boy Day....

Nigga, is it White Boy Day?

Duracell
10-18-2005, 09:02 AM
I generally agree except for your opinion on "Fifth Element" which was great for me.

stop kissing ass

Paint_It_Black
10-18-2005, 10:35 AM
The Professional/Leon - One of the greatest bad guys ever, almost like Alex DeLarge with a detectives badge, a drug addiction and a bigger taste for ultraviolence and murder

Excellent film and probably Natalie Portman's best work.


I unequivocally endorse this thread.

bd007h
10-18-2005, 10:44 AM
At first glance I thought it said Gary Coleman

Paint_It_Black
10-18-2005, 10:58 AM
Yeah, I can see it now.

"What you talkin' about Willis? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok."

Sin Studly
10-18-2005, 11:03 AM
... Gary Oldman wasn't Travis Bickle.

Isolated Fury
10-18-2005, 11:03 AM
...You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok."
Not black.

Italian.

Nice attempt, though.

Paint_It_Black
10-18-2005, 11:09 AM
... Gary Oldman wasn't Travis Bickle.

I know, but what Gary Oldman quote would have worked so well?

Isolated Fury, you do better then.

Sin Studly
10-18-2005, 11:27 AM
I know, but what Gary Oldman quote would have worked so well?

How about this?


Fuck y'all. Y'all fuckin wit me in mah crib, in front o' mah peeps??? Y'all motherfucker must be crazy. Y'all musta thought it was White Boy Day....

Paint_It_Black
10-18-2005, 11:44 AM
Gosh darn it, I had forgotten that was Oldman.

memento
10-18-2005, 11:49 AM
Arnie in T1 pwns.

Sin Studly
10-18-2005, 12:17 PM
He doesn't pwn enough to be included, sorry. The main reason for this is because he's not Gary Oldman.

BREAK
10-18-2005, 06:54 PM
"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."

Sin Studly
10-19-2005, 04:26 AM
Any nigger claim he don't eat pussy is lying his goddamn ass off.