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the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 04:15 PM
What's the closest you have ever come to death.

Duracell
10-18-2005, 04:22 PM
no where near it, but I've been hit in the head wit a metal baseball bat, gave me a concusion, I was puking all over the place. It was pretty cool

rodney mullen
10-18-2005, 04:27 PM
nope i havent

That Punk Kid You Love
10-18-2005, 04:28 PM
no where near it, but I've been hit in the head wit a metal baseball bat, gave me a concusion, I was puking all over the place. It was pretty cool


Im eating here...It looks pukey too. Lasagne.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 04:30 PM
I was pissing about on my BMX when some stupid women driver hit me off. but I wasn't close to death that time, just 2 broken legs, the story of how I came close to death is to painful to tell.

Linda
10-18-2005, 04:31 PM
Every been near death

Yeah, everytime I come here, I almost die laughing.

Offspring7
10-18-2005, 04:34 PM
one time in canada we were jumping off cliffs and i almost slipped on the way up to the ledge....it was pretty scary.

bd007h
10-18-2005, 04:35 PM
Yeah, everytime I come here, I almost die laughing.



too bad it hasn't worked yet

Linda
10-18-2005, 04:40 PM
too bad it hasn't worked yet

What I ever do to you, bitch?

That Punk Kid You Love
10-18-2005, 04:40 PM
too bad it hasn't worked yet


Soon enough her "crazy pills" will kill her off.

Linda
10-18-2005, 04:41 PM
Soon enough her "crazy pills" will kill her off.

Huh? That was really stupid.

bd007h
10-18-2005, 04:42 PM
Soon enough her "crazy pills" will kill her off.

ben gay .

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 04:45 PM
Ohh a time I was near death was when I got my wrist ripped open at school and just missed 2 veins.

Human
10-18-2005, 04:58 PM
Um, I don't feel like xplaining it.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-18-2005, 04:59 PM
I was hit by a car when I was 11. Im ok now the healing has finished almost. I still walk with a limp.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 05:00 PM
Um, I don't feel like xplaining it.Then why make a post like that, trying to kill us with suspense cause it won't work... *bends over with chest pains*

Linda
10-18-2005, 05:02 PM
I was hit by a car when I was 11. Im ok now the healing has finished almost. I still walk with a limp.

Except for your brain.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-18-2005, 05:04 PM
Except for your brain.


Get back in the coffin ya old bat!

Human
10-18-2005, 05:05 PM
Get back in the coffin ya old bat!
She smarter than you. i wouldn't be talking.

That_Guy91
10-18-2005, 05:06 PM
Except for your brain.
that seemed unnessacary

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 05:06 PM
Hell all I know is

Me + BMX + vodka and a keg + women drivers = Bad vibes for mr

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-18-2005, 05:30 PM
I was doing a kickflip and i landed on my head. I was in the emergancy room...

Linda
10-18-2005, 06:02 PM
that seemed unnessacary

That Punk Kid You Love Quote:
Originally Posted by bd007h
too bad it hasn't worked yet
Soon enough her "crazy pills" will kill her off.

^^^and THAT seemed necessary?^^^

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-18-2005, 06:03 PM
That Punk Kid You Love Quote:
Originally Posted by bd007h
too bad it hasn't worked yet
Soon enough her "crazy pills" will kill her off.

^^^and THAT seemed necessary?^^^

Yes. Yes, it did.

Original prankstA
10-18-2005, 06:09 PM
one time this dude was chasing me and zewsk (my buddy) in his truck and it was pretty much the scariest moment of my life...it might have been a near death situation but we got away so idk...

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-18-2005, 06:11 PM
I don't know why, but i just remembered a time when my friend, Mike, and I were skateboarding, and this dude in a diaper came out of a truck screaming "Help me! HELP ME!", and he was tied up. Mike peed his pants. I tripped from my bike, and opened up a huge scar on my arm.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 06:15 PM
one time this dude was chasing me and zewsk (my buddy) in his truck and it was pretty much the scariest moment of my life...it might have been a near death situation but we got away so idk...
Me and my mate got chased by a police car on our bmx's once, luckily I knew the area and was very skilled on the bmx, so I got away but Andy... well he got caught by the police:D, but luckily he didn't grass me up.

Original prankstA
10-18-2005, 06:17 PM
Me and my mate got chased by a police car on our bmx's once, luckily I knew the area and was very skilled on the bmx, so I got away but Andy... well he got caught by the police:D, but luckily he didn't grass me up.
interesting story man

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 06:22 PM
interesting story man
Wasn't that great, we have lil bars at the ends of the lanes in my area to stop people ridings bikes down fast, and I had to keep stopping to get round cause there is no way I can bunny hop 4ft in the rain.

Original prankstA
10-18-2005, 06:23 PM
yeah some of the streets are like that around here

the_offsprings_monkey
10-18-2005, 06:25 PM
I hate the way the police split off into 2 groups when you go down a lane, one on foot and the other in the car... WHATS THE POINT IM ON A BMX IM FASTER THEN YOU LITTLE PIGGY.

Original prankstA
10-18-2005, 06:32 PM
I hate the way the police split off into 2 groups when you go down a lane, one on foot and the other in the car... WHATS THE POINT IM ON A BMX IM FASTER THEN YOU LITTLE PIGGY.
yes...that officially sucks

coke_a_holic
10-18-2005, 06:46 PM
In Biology class last year I stuck a pair of scissors into the electrical socket. There was plastic on the holders, so I didn't get shocked or anything, but it was still so worth it. I'm now the prime example the teacher gives her class about lab safety. I rock.

T-6005
10-18-2005, 06:48 PM
the story of how I came close to death is to painful to tell.


Um, I don't feel like xplaining it


Then why make a post like that

TOM, you're an idiot.

0r4ng3
10-18-2005, 07:11 PM
In Biology class last year I stuck a pair of scissors into the electrical socket. There was plastic on the holders, so I didn't get shocked or anything, but it was still so worth it. I'm now the prime example the teacher gives her class about lab safety. I rock.
That happened to a kid in my lab about 3 years ago. Funny as hell, most of the lights went off.

lucy-lucy
10-18-2005, 10:10 PM
when i was like 5, i was outside and i wanted to sit down so i missed the bench and fell down hitting the bench with my head... pretty hard.
and then i almost got ran over by a car when i was a kid. i just didnt c it comming.
ohhh... and i cant forget the time when we were going down a mountain in our car. and it started snowing. so the road got icy and our car kind of slid. we almost fell off that mountain.
ohhhh!! and then there was this one other time when i was in the car that was going like 60mph in the wrong lane. it was at night tho... but the friver had no idea what was going on. but we almost got hit by a car
okay im going to shut up now

That Punk Kid You Love
10-18-2005, 11:49 PM
Nimrod In Town']I don't know why, but i just remembered a time when my friend, Mike, and I were skateboarding, and this dude in a diaper came out of a truck screaming "Help me! HELP ME!", and he was tied up. Mike peed his pants. I tripped from my bike, and opened up a huge scar on my arm.


Hey did he look like this?



http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NA1uDQPp6UUJ:img43.photobucket.com/albums/v133/yousonuva/diaper22.jpg

SkunkIt
10-18-2005, 11:53 PM
The closest I ever came to death was death. I was a baby and a driver on crack hit my mom's car and I went flying. I died and the nurse had to revive me. By the way, I removed you from my ignore list, since you stopped spamming.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-19-2005, 12:32 AM
TOM, you're an idiot.
Your calling me the idiot, I'm not the one from Canada, just a poor mans America in my books.

SkunkIt
10-19-2005, 12:39 AM
Even though you have to pay more for almost everything in Canada and just about everything is taxed.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-19-2005, 12:43 AM
Even though you have to pay more for almost everything in Canada and just about everything is taxed.
Your an idiot ain't you, did you even get what I meant by Poor mans version?

SkunkIt
10-19-2005, 12:46 AM
Have you ever been to Canada?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-19-2005, 12:49 AM
No and as much as I don't want to I will be there in 3 years :(

SkunkIt
10-19-2005, 12:50 AM
I hope you're white, cause it has alot of rednecks.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-19-2005, 01:11 AM
Im as white as they come.

Paint_It_Black
10-19-2005, 01:52 AM
When I was 11 I developed a condition for a few months in which my larynx would go into spasms for no discernible reason. Anything could set it off. I couldn't go upstairs or even laugh usually without it happening. Sometimes it would continue until I passed out. Doctors could give no real reason why, just said it happens sometimes to kids, though I think usually a littler younger than I was. At some point they gave me a steroid inhaler that seemed to help, but I'm not convinced it wasn't just coincidence that the problem went away. I was hospitalized for a while, and I'm not sure if my life was ever in any real danger since the muscles seemed to relax if I became unconcious, but that was probably the closest I've been to death. Or maybe the time I choked on a sausage (not like I was trying to deep throat it or anything). I've had surgery twice, so technically that might have been the closest I've been to death I suppose.