View Full Version : I'm going to write a book

11-27-2004, 11:07 AM
I was on the train home from work with some mates. And one of them came up with an amazing idea. I shoudl write a book cause I seem to have an opinion on everything from the correct way to bulk to the House of Lords being a fucking joke. Infact anyone who speaks to me longer than 5 mins realises I'm a know it all who knows how to improve everything.

In fact she was correct. So now I shall endvour to write a book. It will be a slow process because I have little free time. But it shall be written the topics covered will be anything I want. One chapter, for example, will be the correct way to bulk while another will be why Lord Denning is a fucking joke. The topics of love and suicide will also be discussed.

It will be online. Maybe I'll try and get it published.

11-27-2004, 11:08 AM

11-27-2004, 11:11 AM
Don't forget the chapters on "Failing to get any pussy" and "Failing your suicide attempt".

The former will be covered under the women section. The latter never actually happend. If I chose to suicide I'd get it right, unlike you sir.

11-27-2004, 11:18 AM
Clever lad, simply inventing a failed suicide attempt must have gotten you as much online sympathy as actually staging one.
oh yes. it'd certainly get anyone laid.
then you could possibly leave out the chapter "Failing to get any pussy".

do it.

11-27-2004, 11:26 AM
oh buddy, I'm nothing to be ashamed of. I'm a prize.

11-27-2004, 11:28 AM
I never faked anything. I said been there done that or something in a reply to a post of yours.

How many attempts are you on now?

11-27-2004, 12:22 PM
I'd be your editor only I won't.

I'm laughing inside but good luck, mate.

11-27-2004, 01:51 PM
Be serious Sanni, would you? I need someone init. You could broaden your mind so much with my mustings.

11-27-2004, 02:03 PM
I think I'd just disagree with you on too many things and feel like arguing with you about everything. Nah.

11-27-2004, 02:54 PM
ha good luck with the book, maybe youll be the next bill o'riley. i hope not though, becuase hes a faggot.

11-27-2004, 02:56 PM
Hardly, wasn't he the one who sexually harrassed a bunch of women?

11-27-2004, 03:24 PM
Good luck with the book - I'll be one of those who reads it, as long as you put it online and its free. =)