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yay
10-20-2005, 05:38 PM
Make up your own quotes of things users said on this forum. Trust me it can be hilarious. Be creative. It's not hard to do, just quote anything then delete all the text outside of the two quote brackets, then write your own message and change the username to the person you want to quote. Then copy and paste and post as a new message. I'll write an example below.

Give it a go!! Post all your fake quotes in this thread

bd007h
10-20-2005, 05:41 PM
here's one


i dont really like milk, so therefore i subsitute by drinking my own cum

yay
10-20-2005, 05:42 PM
I love rooting ducks up the ass. Especially with the new Bird Flu virus, I feel naughty by taking such a huge risk. BTW, Sin Studly is sexy


I am a corrup prick with no future. I have no sense of humour and will most surely die a very lonely man with no-one at my funeral. Unless they are offering free cakes, then people will come.

See, Look how much fun it can be!!

That_Guy91
10-20-2005, 05:43 PM
See, Look how much fun it can be!!
those were both retarded and made no sense.

yay
10-20-2005, 05:43 PM
here's oneDid he actually say that though, or did you make it up. Because I want people to try making them up.

bd007h
10-20-2005, 05:43 PM
rancidguy_xxx made it up

yay
10-20-2005, 05:48 PM
rancidguy_xxx made it upLOL Good work. You try making one up though

the_offsprings_monkey
10-20-2005, 05:50 PM
Im a sad cunt with little to no life, and i live in a shithole
this is the best one yet

yay
10-20-2005, 05:53 PM
I will probably die from aids because I don't think they've invented condoms yet to allow us to bone monkey's. Does anyone know where I can buy some? I think you can just use a normal condom, not that I condone raping monkey's.

That_Guy91
10-20-2005, 05:55 PM
I think you can just use a normal condom, not that I condone raping monkey's.
first of all, your quote was scientifically inaccurate (but most people wouldnt care anyway). second, he was probably right.third, this thread should be closed.

oh, and i know youre going to make another quote about me.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-20-2005, 05:57 PM
I'm a fucking retard, shoot me, please

Yea.. random shit. Not really in the mood :(

yay
10-20-2005, 06:01 PM
Yay, I'm quite aware that your a scientific genius. So now that we are on the topic of raping animals, is it possible to have kids with a Golden Retriever? I have one, and find her rather attractive, although I don't want our kids to come out weird Thanks for your question. Scientifically, there is nothing to suggest you cant have sex with a dog, although the reasons why you'd want to are beyond me. As for kids, it would be advisable for you to wear a condom. Although make sure the dog doesn't rip it off.

0r4ng3
10-20-2005, 06:07 PM
Wow, I'm such an attention whore. Maybe if I make more annoying threads, people will like me.Hey, this is fun.

yay
10-20-2005, 06:12 PM
I enjoy drinking my own piss, disguised in a bottle of sunkist. Ewww, that's fuckin digusting.

Tizzalicious
10-20-2005, 06:43 PM
Is anyone kinda creeped out how much Yay obsesses over Johnny Nemesis and myself?

- Wheelchairman

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-20-2005, 06:44 PM
"Maybe he's GAY, Wheelchairman. Gay for YOU."

"Aww man, that's craz-" *phone rings*

"Hello, Wheelchairman? I'm GAY. Gay for YOU."

yay
10-20-2005, 06:46 PM
Is anyone kinda creeped out how much Yay obsesses over Johnny Nemesis and myself?

- WheelchairmanYour fuckin weird. I never meantion you. Why do you go and post something and then write Wheelchairman at the bottom. Your not Wheelchairman get over it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-20-2005, 06:46 PM
Your fuckin weird. I never meantion you. Why do you go and post something and then write Wheelchairman at the bottom. Your not Wheelchairman get over it.

Tizz is at WCM's place. Follow current events, boy.

0r4ng3
10-20-2005, 06:47 PM
Your fuckin weird. I never meantion you. Why do you go and post something and then write Wheelchairman at the bottom. Your not Wheelchairman get over it.
Wow. Just, wow.

Sinister
10-20-2005, 06:58 PM
Tizz is at WCM's place. Follow current events, boy.
I should follow em too, starting with a (stupid) question : any special reason ?

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-20-2005, 07:05 PM
*Blank look*

Because WCM ran out of red hair dye.

Why the fuck do you think?

Sinister
10-20-2005, 07:07 PM
*Blank look*

Because WCM ran out of red hair dye.

Why the fuck do you think?

maybe just that. not that I really care anyway.

0r4ng3
10-20-2005, 07:12 PM
Both the quotes in the first post are dedicated to me. He <3's me more.

Yay is gay.
Not even, those quotes are his signature. Now that's gay.

yay
10-20-2005, 07:46 PM
Nobodly likes him.Really original firing my quote right back at me eh? Suckup.

yay
10-21-2005, 01:05 AM
David, if you're going to go totally closet gay for me, make it amusing. Here's the only picture of me you'll ever find, draw on some semen, have a mini tubgirl shit all over me, stick penises in my nostrils. Get creative.
http://yays-penis-is-sexy/forums/showpost.php?p=597264&postcount=15659
Wow your an ugly fuck

platinumpt
10-21-2005, 06:07 AM
I like to wear women underwear when I'm all alone at night. Please don't share this with anyone
(10cccc)

yay
10-21-2005, 07:01 PM
Wheelchairman likes sucking knobs.
- WCM and Tizz Tell me something I didn't know


Wheelchairman is actually a 40 year old virgin I'm still waiting for you tell me something I didn't know.


Wheelchairman likes to suck Monkey cock and then stick his microscopic penis inside a jar of Nutella to make it feel likes he's boning someone with a shitty asshole, and then go and get his mum to lick it off his penis for himOk that's weird........

Conspiracy of One
10-21-2005, 07:08 PM
Dude, go check out the latest threads in my "Retarded thread chronical" this one is called "Make up Quotes!!" boy I must be really lonely if I do this stuff on a saturday night, wow I need a life!!! :eek:

Is that good? :cool:

musicrox
10-21-2005, 07:14 PM
Is that good? :cool: It's not Saturday night dumbass.

fuckme!
10-21-2005, 07:19 PM
Fuckme! you're the future of the BBS and I wish to stand down from my mod status so a better man can take the place. Also does anybody have $4 they can spear for my haircut funds.
I was rather shocked to come across this little beauty.

Conspiracy of One
10-21-2005, 07:21 PM
It's not Saturday night dumbass.
Don't forget were in different timezones, dumbass.

musicrox
10-21-2005, 07:29 PM
I was rather shocked to come across this little beauty. How nice of him. I'll give you some money Nightbringer.

musicrox
10-21-2005, 07:31 PM
Don't forget were in different timezones, dumbass. Dumbass, its saturday morning here in Australia and we're only 2 hours behind the most forward time zone in the world. So the maximum time it could be right now anywhere is 2:30pm Saturday afternoon. So anyway you look at it your fucking stupid. Don't even try to back out of this one.

Conspiracy of One
10-21-2005, 07:36 PM
Dumbass, its saturday morning here in Australia and we're only 2 hours behind the most forward time zone in the world. So the maximum time it could be right now anywhere is 2:30pm Saturday afternoon. So anyway you look at it your fucking stupid. Don't even try to back out of this one.

Good job, wow. I was half expecting you to say something along the lines of "oh okay whatever" but guess not, anyhow you're an idiot and should stop posting.

yay
10-21-2005, 07:40 PM
Good job, wow. I was half expecting you to say something along the lines of "oh okay whatever" but guess not, anyhow you're an idiot and should stop posting.Why? I proved you wrong.

Conspiracy of One
10-21-2005, 07:42 PM
How? I proved you wrong.
HOW WHAT?! How had nothing to do with my last post, I mean...just wow..

Alec
10-21-2005, 07:59 PM
I want to fucking kill my self. I hate me.
Than do it.

yay
10-21-2005, 09:02 PM
One day I went to have a peak at my dad in the shower, hopefully I could see his penis, I'd never seen a penis before and it was something I wnated to do, but I saw that my brother was already looking in. I went up to my brother to ask him to move outta the way, but he seemed to have his mouth busy God, why do you people tell me this kinda stuff. That's revolting.

yay
10-21-2005, 09:06 PM
I am King Shit, everyone must obey me. Hey dad could you get my another bottle of my ADD Medicine, Oh shit, why am I still typing, Fuck i'm an idiot. You know what I need, I need some more Dog Semen, I haven;t been taking my daily dose for the last few days, and I'm starting to feel less like a man. NOOO!! I am Wheelchairman, I AM A MAN!!Fuck, am I part of a minority of normal people on this board?

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-22-2005, 03:50 AM
Anyone else noticed that a LOT of yay's fake quotes seem to be about incest?

Hiddendesiremuch?

platinumpt
10-22-2005, 06:00 AM
hah! pwn3d.

China Boy
10-22-2005, 06:22 AM
I'm not gay
You can definetly see that this one is made up!

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 06:53 AM
TUNB, why stop now? Yay glories in being a spammer. Delete his work, give his life meaning. He is incomplete unless you persecute him. Go for it.