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Sin Studly
10-21-2005, 08:09 AM
Hornypope pwning Linda by finding the picture she tried to keep hidden from the internet community for several years, and posting it.
Sadly, Linda complained to the admin and had the thread deleted

Sin Studly pwning Thucydides by converting her to National Socialism and inspiring her to make a Holocaust Denial thread for the sole purpose of making the rest of the internet hate her, especially when it was revealed she is a Polish Jew.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14932&

Jebus pwning Lodat by revealing his entire existance to be a fraud.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19571

Sin Studly pwning RXP by unleashing his bitchpack onto him and having them tear his eggshell-brittle male ego to pieces.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68&page=172&pp=40

Thucydides pwning Sin Studly by revealing to the board that he doesn't actually speak 40+ languages (my most shameful hour)
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9621&

Several people using Sin Studly as a spokesman to pwn That Punk Kid You Love by revealing he invented a dead father for pity and sympathy.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19400&

TheUnholyNightbringer pwning Say Whatevers on your Mind by deleting the motherfucker.
Thankfully, no thread exists as testament to this

Sin Studly pwning Duskygrin (his insane frog stalker) by convincing her that he actually loved her back, then posting the converstion and laughing about it with Ninthlayer.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10245&

Ninthlayer and Sin Studly pwning UnityMinersRulez by having hot kinky cybersex in a thread where he tried to get sympathy over his brother dying in the Hurricane. (note ; technically the pwn goes to Hurricane Katrina)
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14834&

Sin Studly pwning Linda by writing an accurate rhyming account of her life since the BBS first started.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14426&
And the ballad of no-dad
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19105&
And the ballad of Kim and Ashley
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19092&

arak0r unsuccessfully attempting to pwn Sin Studly and tHe_GoDdEsS. Sin Studly and tHe_GoDdEsS unsuccessfully attempting to pwn arak0r back. In the end, arak0r pwns arak0r quite badly.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10238&page=4&pp=40

Life pwning punkangel by somehow convincing her that her upper-class anglo-saxon homogenous suburban life is 'ghetto'.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9779&page=6&pp=40&
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11619&
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11544&

The_Hombre pwning The_Hombre by being The_Hombre.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13817

Sin Studly further pwning The_Hombre by putting his dick in the woman that The_Hombre was madly in love with.
No thread exists ; but real life does

Sin Studly pwning all the little minion faggots who lick his arse on a constant basis even when he rips on them, but have no qualms about attempting to rip on anybody who looks like an easy target by creating an altar-ego easy target, then going apeshit on them for being spineless stupid morons.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12232

the_GoDdEsS
10-21-2005, 08:13 AM
Oh, I lurve them all.


The_Hombre pwning The_Hombre by being The_Hombre.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13817

Awesomest description!

fuckme!
10-21-2005, 08:14 AM
I pwned This Thread Is gay so many times but he hooks up with WCM to have my posts deleted, then throws my insults back at me. Sad Fuck.....

JoY
10-21-2005, 08:15 AM
even your goddamn username pwns you. 'nuf said.

Paint_It_Black
10-21-2005, 08:24 AM
Paptown pwns everything else, though it's all worth reading.

Tizzalicious
10-21-2005, 08:28 AM
I pwned This Thread Is gay so many times but he hooks up with WCM to have my posts deleted, then throws my insults back at me. Sad Fuck.....

Stop obsessing over him for fuck's sake! He can't even delete your posts here, he mods other bands.

- Tizz

killer_queen
10-21-2005, 08:32 AM
Paptown pwns everything else, though it's all worth reading.
Definitely.

memento
10-21-2005, 08:39 AM
Justin, you forgot the time you ripped people for failing at suicide but I reminded you had failed also, multiple times.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-21-2005, 08:39 AM
After reading that cyber thing I have a little more respect for you sin, thats fucking classic.

Sin Studly
10-21-2005, 08:42 AM
Justin, you forgot the time you ripped people for failing at suicide but I reminded you had failed also, multiple times.

Dush, I'd add that in if there was any truth to what you were saying.

Paint_It_Black
10-21-2005, 08:42 AM
I've pwned theunholynightbringer by proving that he's retarded.

Everytime you post you prove you are retarded. Make another spam thread about it if you don't believe me. Lets have a "who's a bigger 'tard, Wishomie or TUNB?" thread. I dare you.

Paint_It_Black
10-21-2005, 08:47 AM
I just remembered that picking on you is lame. I'm ashamed. Sorry Wishomie, I'll leave you alone now.

Nicole
10-21-2005, 07:27 PM
That makes how many girls whose hearts you've broken now? (was quite funny)

Noodles is gay sounded estatic about bringing you down. Because you totally learnt ancient languages between posting online and having a cigarette.

JoY
10-21-2005, 07:28 PM
"Because you totally learnt ancient languages between posting online and having a cigarette."

*cracks up*

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-21-2005, 07:31 PM
I think we're forgetting something major here. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12232)

JoY
10-21-2005, 07:33 PM
I never quite checked out that thread.

0r4ng3
10-21-2005, 09:43 PM
I think we're forgetting something major here. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12232)
Great, I was so close to avoiding that one. Really, I was mid-sigh of relief when I clicked that thread.

Sin Studly
10-21-2005, 10:24 PM
I think we're forgetting something major here.

I'll edit it in, but too many of these classic moments revolve around me. Where are some non-me related classic pwns?


That makes how many girls whose hearts you've broken now?

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you. I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through.

Sunny
10-21-2005, 10:49 PM
the hurricane katrina one had me in tears. bahahah. i forgot about it. *wipes eyes*

Sin Studly
10-21-2005, 11:13 PM
Simona's "I'm wetter than New Orleans" comment is quite simply the sexiest, funniest and greatest sentence I've ever read in my entire life.

Human
10-21-2005, 11:16 PM
I've gotten pwnd so many times, it's hard to believe. Why aren't I on there?

Sunny
10-21-2005, 11:18 PM
personally, it was you and ninth getting it on that did it for me. =p

*shrug*

Sin Studly
10-21-2005, 11:40 PM
I've gotten pwnd so many times, it's hard to believe. Why aren't I on there?

Because most of those actually resulted in severe emotional trauma, ie Jenny and punkangel fleeing the boards in shame, Maria, Linda and RXP temporarily fleeing the boards in shame, etc.

You're too stupid to properly pwnt, because you have no sense of intraspection, no perception of your own worthlessness, and assaulting you on an intellectual or emotional level is akin to headbutting a brick wall.


personally, it was you and ninth getting it on that did it for me. =p

Spitroast?

That_Guy91
10-22-2005, 05:23 AM
Because most of those actually resulted in severe emotional trauma, ie Jenny and punkangel fleeing the boards in shame
punkangel came back

0r4ng3
10-22-2005, 08:01 AM
I've gotten pwnd so many times, it's hard to believe. Why aren't I on there?
Because each of the aforementioned pwns happens in a specific thread. You just happen to get pwned in every single thread, so it can't be documented.

Conspiracy of One
10-22-2005, 08:49 AM
I've gotten pwnd so many times, it's hard to believe. Why aren't I on there?
Because the more you do get pwned, the less signifigant each time is. So therefore even if you do get pwned another 20 sum times, it doesn't matter because....
I've gotten pwnd so many times.

Sinister
10-22-2005, 09:02 AM
I guess I can consider myself lucky to remain unmentioned in this thread so far.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 09:03 AM
How many times do you have to be told? No offense meant, but you might as well be invisible.

Amanda
10-22-2005, 09:05 AM
I can't remember ever really being pwned in here. I guess that's a good thing.
Or maybe it just means i never said anything relevant enough to deserve a witty comeback.

Sinister
10-22-2005, 09:05 AM
the fact is, I remember being pwned real bad some times. surprised they dont show up here.

Sin Studly
10-22-2005, 09:07 AM
I don't remember you being anything at all.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 09:08 AM
Because you just don't stand out. That's not all bad though. Better than being like Duracell or one of the other notorious 'tards.

Sinister
10-22-2005, 09:08 AM
I don't remember you being anything at all.
I don't know why but I feel like sigging this.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 09:09 AM
Well done, you've just increased by 0.2 points on the memorable scale.

Vera
10-22-2005, 02:31 PM
I should pwn Justin sometime. I could so do it. Especially thanks to my inebriated inspiration.

Justin, you have been warned.

memento
10-22-2005, 04:04 PM
OOO HAU is back.

Conspiracy of One
10-22-2005, 04:04 PM
are you THE WHALE?
Seriously, shut the fuck up. Damn Headaroundu

HeadAroundU
10-22-2005, 10:01 PM
OOO HAU is back.
what?
what happened? :confused:

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 08:48 AM
I should pwn Justin sometime. I could so do it. Especially thanks to my inebriated inspiration.

Justin, you have been warned.

Wear PVC for the occasion?

Sin Studly
10-25-2005, 09:52 AM
Added another one...

Evka.pl
10-25-2005, 09:54 AM
i'm afraid of neo-nazis.

Tizzalicious
10-25-2005, 09:59 AM
I think Human pwning Justin saying she didn't make clubs anymore ever since she was 5 was pretty good. I don't remember what he wanted to do though.

Trippy
10-25-2005, 10:31 AM
Fuck you, Sin!

that's the greates pwn. made by MASTER HAU of course. :)

Sin Studly
10-25-2005, 10:56 AM
i'm afraid of neo-nazis.

And I'm afraid of Polacks. Let's never meet up for sex.

Betty
10-25-2005, 12:18 PM
This randomly came to me the other night... but what about back when Sneedo was harassed so badly that he left the BBS and made his own forums?

memento
10-25-2005, 12:19 PM
www.nothingboard.com.

That was really bad though when he got harassed. They woudln't stop!

Sin Studly
10-25-2005, 12:32 PM
I don't remember sneedo, but the idiots here did the same thing, made their own boards etc.

Betty
10-25-2005, 01:27 PM
Well, it really wasn't THAT long ago (Dush remembers) and it was pretty entertaining (or so I thought). Some of the bleeding hearts (Dush again) thought it was less funny.

Anyway, I thought it was a good not-entirely-revolving-around Justin and the current "1337" example.

memento
10-25-2005, 01:30 PM
Sneedo was funny tho! It was a shame he was driven away. But now he just constantly babbles about his girlfriend and this other 40 yr old he's banging.

Paint_It_Black
10-25-2005, 01:31 PM
Sneedo is another that ultimately pwned himself. But in a sense I suppose they all do, just sometimes they have help. Often from Justin.

Sin Studly
10-25-2005, 03:43 PM
Dush, you're such a fucking idiot.

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 02:34 PM
Ninthlayer and Sin Studly pwning UnityMinersRulez by having hot kinky cybersex in a thread where he tried to get sympathy over his brother dying in the Hurricane. (note ; technically the pwn goes to Hurricane Katrina)
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14834&


I can't believe I overlooked this for so long. Serious thanks to TUNB for reminding me to read it.

And yes, this entire thread deserved a bump.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 06:24 PM
He got rocked like a hurricane.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-31-2005, 06:38 PM
Best pwn ever, me just telling some old gf I'm way outta her league :cool:

NDM1
10-31-2005, 07:23 PM
Notice that 6 of these pwning's are done by Sin Studly.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 08:05 PM
It's not bias on my part, it's just unfortunately the truth. I searched hard for classic pwns done by other people, but couldn't find any more than I already posted.

NDM1
10-31-2005, 08:18 PM
Yeah i was saying it was funny that most of the greatest are done by you.

Telekinesis
10-31-2005, 08:34 PM
Noodles pwned me bad....that thread got deleted though, but I did save the things he said in a word document....hmmmm....oh well everyone is over that already so, meh

Human
10-31-2005, 09:35 PM
I can't believe I'm not anywhere on this...

the_offsprings_monkey
10-31-2005, 09:37 PM
Noodles pwned me bad....that thread got deleted though, but I did save the things he said in a word document....hmmmm....oh well everyone is over that already so, meh
THIS PERSON PWNS ALL OF YOU..... well most :rolleyes:

RedXIII
10-31-2005, 09:38 PM
Noodles pwned me bad....that thread got deleted though, but I did save the things he said in a word document....hmmmm....oh well everyone is over that already so, meh
Your avatar makes me want to puke. Change it.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-31-2005, 09:40 PM
Your avatar makes me want to puke. Change it.
Awwwwww You're mean, you do know thats a photo of her right?

RedXIII
10-31-2005, 09:41 PM
Should I care? It's fugly and I want it gone.

Human
10-31-2005, 09:41 PM
Awwwwww You're mean, you do know thats a photo of her right?
o_0
Wow...she doesn't look too good...

the_offsprings_monkey
10-31-2005, 09:45 PM
W/e ever yo, I iz just saying dat is teh mean yo.

RedXIII
10-31-2005, 09:46 PM
The world is mean. Why doesn't the majority of the world get used to it already?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-31-2005, 09:55 PM
Becasue they don't listen to kids?

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 10:47 PM
Justin, you forgot the time you ripped people for failing at suicide but I reminded you had failed also, multiple times.He did? Hahahahahaaa! Knew he was a spineless little teenager all along.

And all you sycophantic fucks who think that by stroking Sin Studly's balls you'll avoid being made fun of in the future...good fucking God. Too many people on these boards laugh at Sin Studly's little scary-man act. "Angel lying bloody and raped in the ditch" OOOOH! I'm scared of Sin Studly. Come over to my town, I'll put a baseball bat in your brain.

coke_a_holic
10-31-2005, 11:11 PM
He did? Hahahahahaaa! Knew he was a spineless little teenager all along.

And all you sycophantic fucks who think that by stroking Sin Studly's balls you'll avoid being made fun of in the future...good fucking God. Too many people on these boards laugh at Sin Studly's little scary-man act. "Angel lying bloody and raped in the ditch" OOOOH! I'm scared of Sin Studly. Come over to my town, I'll put a baseball bat in your brain.
So, what're the chances of you saying this to someone when you aren't on the internet?

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 11:32 PM
So, what're the chances of you saying this to someone when you aren't on the internet?100%, if I think they deserve it. Bring it on, cokehead. I'll take you too.

Paint_It_Black
11-01-2005, 03:36 AM
Wow. Do you have the ability to detect humour, or do you take everything literally? You've wandered into this bbs and you're acting like you know everything that's going on. Many of us have known each other for years. Can you grasp that? There are subtleties at work here, and you have zero comprehension of how things are. You don't even seem able to understand the statement of mine currently quoted in Sin Studly's signature. Why don't you back off, stop embarressing yourself, and give yourself a few days to settle in. That's friendly advice.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 03:44 AM
I retract the compliments I gave the newest Jew, and would like to point out that I constantly start fights in real life I can't possibly win, and fight without giving any consideration to abstract ideals like "morals" or "fairness".

If he fought me, I would probably lose. But I would still have his eyeballs or testicles in my hand when the fight was over.

Paint_It_Black
11-01-2005, 03:48 AM
You've never truly lost when there are testicles in your hand.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 07:36 AM
When you have to wonder if the 'victor' survived, indeed, you haven't truly lost. Public beatings, humiliation, sobbing and begging for mercy are static, septicemia and death aren't.

JohnnyNemesis
12-07-2005, 05:07 PM
lolz, i lyke to bumpalot!

Sin Studly
12-09-2005, 12:40 AM
Bumped to the heavens, baby.

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 06:56 AM
One of the greatest pwns was when Tizz and I replied to threads and other posts using quotes from TOM and COG, just to emphasize their general retardedness. Don't have a link to it because it was generally just across several threads.

The sad thing was that not everyone understood what we were doing.

Dead Poetic
12-09-2005, 08:47 AM
I consume myself with invisible things, escape. This is my escape.

JohnnyNemesis
12-09-2005, 10:33 AM
^someone delete this fucking post already. (Dead Poetic/Duracell's post)

Dead Poetic
12-09-2005, 12:46 PM
quit your hatin, u starting to act like a gothic fag

0r4ng3
12-09-2005, 02:12 PM
quit your hatin, u starting to act like a gothic fag
And the winner of the BBS's greatest self-pwn is...

Sin Studly
12-09-2005, 02:15 PM
Still lodat.

0r4ng3
12-09-2005, 02:16 PM
Oh, right.

...and the runner up for the BBS's greatest self pwn is...

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2006, 01:24 AM
To be honest with you, Ash, man, I kinda liked you. Even when people say you're an idiot (and they might have tons of reasons to say that actually), I've never jumped on the hate-TOM bandwagon, because there was always something about your posts that made me respect you in an unreal-internet kind of way.

But after this post of yours, I refuse to read anymore of your bullshit. You're nothing more than a fucking pathetic cunted-face idiot. I hope that socially you're not like this. Or you're gonna end up like scum do.

For me, this is one of the greatest pwns, because Platinumpt is nice to everyone. I've never seen him say a slightly mean word to anyone before this. It's priceless.


You're nothing more than a fucking pathetic cunted-face idiot.

Priceless.

Here's the thread that caused it: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=691983#post691983

Andy
01-08-2006, 05:09 AM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19400

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2006, 05:12 AM
I wonder how that one slipped by until now.

killer_queen
01-08-2006, 05:13 AM
For me, this is one of the greatest pwns, because Platinumpt is nice to everyone. I've never seen him say a slightly mean word to anyone before this. It's priceless.
It's not an pwning, it's just platinumpt trying to be harsh. Maybe he's got bored of himself, I can't blame him.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2006, 05:15 AM
I consider it a pwn because it's the only person he's ever been mean to. It's like having mother theresa and princess diana both come back from the dead just to spit on you.

Sin Studly
01-08-2006, 05:44 AM
Maybe he's got bored of himself, I can't blame him.

I highly approve of this sentence.

Paint_It_Black
01-08-2006, 05:57 AM
Of course you do, it sounded like one of yours.

The Living Abortion
01-11-2006, 11:25 AM
I pwn3d my mom when she tried to abort me.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-11-2006, 11:29 AM
I pwn3d my mom when she tried to abort me.
Fuck off and come back when you're a little more mature... *cracks up laughing*

The Living Abortion
01-11-2006, 11:30 AM
Fuck off and come back when you're a little more mature... *cracks up laughing*

Don't try to hurt my feelings. You know I will never grow up.

I have an excuse though. You don't.

Andy
01-11-2006, 11:31 AM
That picture is wonderfully disgusting. Where did you get it?

The Living Abortion
01-11-2006, 11:32 AM
Uh, I think Kermit took it in a photobooth.

the_GoDdEsS
01-31-2006, 04:33 PM
Bumpies, for potential new pwns.

Not Ozymandias
01-31-2006, 04:39 PM
Sin Studly pwning RXP by unleashing his bitchpack onto him and having them tear his eggshell-brittle male ego to pieces.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68&page=169&pp=40
This did not get nearly the attention it deserved. Just brutal. It's the only time here that I've winced while reading something.

Sin Studly
01-31-2006, 04:39 PM
Because it was buried in the Photo Album thread. Twas a pity.

nieh
01-31-2006, 05:09 PM
So basically you're saying me, nieh and ninth are the only hawt sex guys here?

I like this quote.

Camilamazed
01-31-2006, 06:27 PM
I don't get why people come here and say " Oh, I've been pwned a lot of times and hadn't been mentioned"



Camilamazed
01-31-2006, 11:17 PM
Sin,

Did you pwn *Noodles is gay* as well?

Long time no see Jenny.

:confused:

Sin Studly
02-01-2006, 01:23 AM
Her Jewish blood pwned her, not me.

Not Ozymandias
04-27-2006, 06:27 PM
Dude all the girls get wet over the pizza picture not to mention the body.
Jesus, what an asshole.

Apathy
04-27-2006, 07:14 PM
This is pretty hilarious. I usually think petty little bbs qualms are worthless, but most of these actually made me laugh.

HeadAroundU
04-29-2007, 03:55 PM
Bump!

My inconspicuous signature is something to consider. What U say, Justin?

wheelchairman
04-29-2007, 04:14 PM
I've never seen a reasonable person get so petulant over a closed thread.

Llamas
04-29-2007, 04:19 PM
I feel the same... hau, I'm on your side here about the whole situation, but let it go, man. It's not worth it. You're the only one who still cares...

HeadAroundU
04-29-2007, 04:25 PM
I have no idea what are you talking about, guys.

JohnnyNemesis
04-29-2007, 10:13 PM
To be honest, that belongs nowhere near the sacred list of the BBS's greatest pwns. On the pwn scale, it ranks low because you didn't even do anything, it was mostly just Sinister pwning himself.

All About Eve
04-29-2007, 10:15 PM
And Lodat will forever have that one. Well, Lodat/Jebus.

Sin Studly
04-29-2007, 11:11 PM
To be honest, that belongs nowhere near the sacred list of the BBS's greatest pwns. On the pwn scale, it ranks low because you didn't even do anything, it was mostly just Sinister pwning himself.

Disagree. There are plenty self-pwns on the greatest pwns list. I think it belongs up there.

XYlophonetreeZ
04-30-2007, 12:22 AM
No way. How come the April Fools' joke on Mark hasn't been added yet?

ninthlayer
04-30-2007, 12:23 AM
Needs moar update, Preo isn't even on this list.

Sin Studly
04-30-2007, 12:36 AM
Because I'm lazy. Link me the preo thing.

ninthlayer
04-30-2007, 12:48 AM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25945&page=2

lawl

Sin Studly
04-30-2007, 01:49 AM
I don't get it. What's wrong with paying for sex?

ninthlayer
04-30-2007, 02:03 AM
The point isn't that he paid for sex, it's that he's a fag.

Sin Studly
04-30-2007, 02:31 AM
I'm not even feeling it's a pwn, let alone great.

ninthlayer
04-30-2007, 02:42 AM
Oh Justin.

JohnnyNemesis
04-30-2007, 08:35 AM
Disagree. There are plenty self-pwns on the greatest pwns list. I think it belongs up there.

There are plenty of good self-pwns. I feel this one is average. But Preo was awesome not just for paying for sex, but for changing his stance on it repeatedly.

Llamas
04-30-2007, 08:38 AM
There are plenty of good self-pwns. I feel this one is average. But Preo was awesome not just for paying for sex, but for changing his stance on it repeatedly.

There is not one untrue word in this post. If ricky was just a *bit* whiter, we'd be like the same person!! :eek:

Sin Studly
04-30-2007, 08:41 AM
I'm still not getting it. What's wrong with paying for sex?

JohnnyNemesis
04-30-2007, 08:41 AM
But then that would turn all that sex we have into masturbation :(

Llamas
04-30-2007, 08:47 AM
I'm still not getting it. What's wrong with paying for sex?

Only the sex part. Sex is a terrible sin.


But then that would turn all that sex we have into masturbation :(

omg noooooooos! stay out of my mind from now on!

Paint_It_Black
04-30-2007, 09:10 AM
What was that other thread where Preo and Ninth went at it again? I remember that one being amusing.

Justin, he wasn't pwned because he saw nothing wrong with paying for sex. I don't see anything wrong with that either, in essence. He pwned himself with his reactions. It could have been any subject really.

HeadAroundU
04-30-2007, 09:14 AM
To be honest, that belongs nowhere near the sacred list of the BBS's greatest pwns. On the pwn scale, it ranks low because you didn't even do anything, it was mostly just Sinister pwning himself.
I feel like my love to you is slowly disappearing. :(

yeah, what's wrong with paying for sex? :p

ruroken
04-30-2007, 09:36 AM
Her Jewish blood pwned her, not me.
But couldn't you still put it up?

And what about me? :(

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 11:22 AM
I pwned several people on this board. I hereby demand that ZagmenO's pwns get recognized! :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-30-2007, 11:46 AM
Your father pwnd us by not punching your mother in the uterus.

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 12:19 PM
And you're a shitwad who has nothing better to do than monitor a BBS every waking moment.

JohnnyNemesis
04-30-2007, 01:03 PM
I feel like my love to you is slowly disappearing. :(

Can I get it back up again, along with your penis?


And you're a shitwad who has nothing better to do than monitor a BBS every waking moment.

Which explains why he often stops posting for months at a time, amirite?

HeadAroundU
04-30-2007, 01:32 PM
Can I get it back up again, along with your penis?
probably, what's bugging me is that it always turns black for a couple of reasons.

Jakebert
04-30-2007, 01:49 PM
Which explains why he often stops posting for months at a time, amirite?

Is it just me, or is Zag starting to be as repetitive and predictable as a certain elderly woman?

Sinister
04-30-2007, 01:55 PM
I can see the similarity. Good use of words, she can't think of looking that up.

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2007, 01:57 PM
Oh noez, you almost said the L word.

Lodat225
04-30-2007, 04:58 PM
What, L****?

That_Guy91
04-30-2007, 05:05 PM
Which explains why he often stops posting for months at a time, amirite?

u r so rite. Zag, you post far more than TUNB.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-30-2007, 05:06 PM
And you're a shitwad who has nothing better to do than monitor a BBS every waking moment.

Yeah, 'cos the last three months when I've hardly posted a thing have been spent wishing I was modding. :(

And even if I did post all the time..

Guy who posts a lot > Guy who posts a lot with moronic jokes and a misplaced sense of achievement.

It's never too late for abortion, Zagmeno.

All About Eve
04-30-2007, 05:09 PM
It's never too late for abortion
I knew there was a reason I loved you.

Llamas
04-30-2007, 05:30 PM
TUNB posts a lot, and it's a good thing. He's interesting, smart, funny, etc. You post a lot, and you are none of those things. You're boring and lame. So similar to TUNB said himself, guy who posts interesting things a lot > boy who posts moronic dribble a lot.

All About Eve
04-30-2007, 05:54 PM
TUNB posts a lot
No, he really doesn't.

Llamas
04-30-2007, 05:55 PM
He averages 18 posts a day...

All About Eve
04-30-2007, 05:56 PM
That's from back when he was posting well over double that. He doesn't anymore; he's posted maybe 12 times in the past three months.

WebDudette
04-30-2007, 06:22 PM
But he has more then 40 this month. I agree he doesn't post much at all compared to what he used to but it isn't near that low. He didn't post at all for the longest time.

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 06:24 PM
You guys callin' ME boring, repetitive, and lame!?!?!?!? That's a good one. I can't even read half your guys' posts without closing outta the thread, let alone leaving the computer to actually do something else. (That's right. I do other things, too! :eek: ) I'm funny and you have no sense of humor. Deal with it!!!

Llamas
04-30-2007, 06:26 PM
You guys callin' ME boring, repetitive, and lame!?!?!?!? That's a good one. I can't even read half your guys' posts without closing outta the thread, let alone leaving the computer to actually do something else. (That's right. I do other things, too! :eek: ) I'm funny and you have no sense of humor. Deal with it!!!

From now on, my only response to fagmeno is
http://www.geocities.com/jondavis408/ScottStapp.jpg

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 06:47 PM
From now on, my only response to fagmeno is

You can thank 0r4ng3 for bringing up being able to block images.

JohnnyNemesis
04-30-2007, 07:11 PM
You guys callin' ME boring, repetitive, and lame!?!?!?!? That's a good one. I can't even read half your guys' posts without closing outta the thread, let alone leaving the computer to actually do something else. (That's right. I do other things, too! :eek: ) I'm funny and you have no sense of humor. Deal with it!!!

Stop crying.

RickyCrack
04-30-2007, 07:13 PM
You can't proclaim yourself as funny. You can try to be funny, but it's your audience that decides. You, maam, aren't funny.

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 07:43 PM
You can't proclaim yourself as funny. You can try to be funny, but it's your audience that decides. You, maam, aren't funny.

That wasn't funny. ;)

That_Guy91
04-30-2007, 07:47 PM
That wasn't funny. ;)

That doesn't make him any less correct.

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 07:50 PM
That doesn't make him any less correct.

That's his gay ass opinion, though.

Also, I love how this thread is called "BBS's Greatest pwn's and I'm "pwning" everyone. I may as well be at the top of the list, here.

That_Guy91
04-30-2007, 08:06 PM
That's his gay ass opinion, though.

Also, I love how this thread is called "BBS's Greatest pwn's and I'm "pwning" everyone. I may as well be at the top of the list, here.

How are you pwning anyone?

And what makes you think that you can claim that you are funny, factually, and then call his claim that you aren't, a "gay ass opinion"?

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 08:09 PM
How are you pwning anyone?

And what makes you think that you can claim that you are funny, factually, and then call his claim that you aren't, a "gay ass opinion"?

I never said it's a fact that I'm funny. People who have known me think I'm funny, and his opinion is gay.

And here's the greatest post in this thread:


You guys callin' ME boring, repetitive, and lame!?!?!?!? That's a good one. I can't even read half your guys' posts without closing outta the thread, let alone leaving the computer to actually do something else. (That's right. I do other things, too! :eek: ) I'm funny and you have no sense of humor. Deal with it!!!

That_Guy91
04-30-2007, 08:14 PM
I never said it's a fact that I'm funny. People who have known me think I'm funny, and his opinion is gay.

Well, you obviously do think it's a fact, because whenever anyone on here tells you you're not funny, you say it's their problem, and can't seem to comprehend the fact that you might possibly just not be funny.


And here's the greatest post in this thread:

Quit glorifying yourself. You've made dozens of other posts saying the exact same thing.

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 08:36 PM
Well, you obviously do think it's a fact, because whenever anyone on here tells you you're not funny, you say it's their problem, and can't seem to comprehend the fact that you might possibly just not be funny.

They do more than just say I'm not funny. They go all out trying to see who can take me down first. It's fun to encourage. I kinda think of them as an ever growing roach army and I'm the big super villain. I don't try to think of it that way, but it seriously reminds me of it.


Quit glorifying yourself. You've made dozens of other posts saying the exact same thing.

They just keep getting better & better, don't they?

RickyCrack
04-30-2007, 08:40 PM
Do you do stand up at middle school dances or some shit? You're not funny, and that's not an opinion, it's an entire group collective. Ever wonder why you get called out for being a faggot ass retard in every thread you post in? And I don't believe you have friends. Screenshot or it didn't happen.

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 08:46 PM
Do you do stand up at middle school dances or some shit? You're not funny, and that's not an opinion, it's an entire group collective. Ever wonder why you get called out for being a faggot ass retard in every thread you post in? And I don't believe you have friends. Screenshot or it didn't happen.

Yea. But the entire group that says I'm not funny and that I'm a faggot and yaddah yaddah yaddah is just one big massive army of dung beetles that cluster together and start yelling at whoever they feel like yelling at. Also, I'm not gonna post a screenshot of me and my friends just so I can prove something to some guy on the internet who is...probably a predator.

RickyCrack
04-30-2007, 08:49 PM
Yea. But the entire group that says I'm not funny and that I'm a faggot and yaddah yaddah yaddah is just one big massive army of dung beetles that cluster together and start yelling at whoever they feel like yelling at. Also, I'm not gonna post a screenshot of me and my friends just so I can prove something to some guy on the internet who is...probably a predator.

We disagree with each other all the time. The only reason it dosn't occur to you is because you truly are pathetic and everybody recognizes it.

That_Guy91
04-30-2007, 08:50 PM
Why do you even post here?

(@ Zag)

ruroken
04-30-2007, 08:50 PM
WHATTA HOMOS!
i want my faggotry back

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 08:51 PM
We disagree with each other all the time. The only reason it dosn't occur to you is because you truly are pathetic and everybody recognizes it.

Pathetic? HEY!!! That's a new one!!! Seriously. No one's ever used that one on me before. I think you're improving just a little!!!! Keep it up, pal.

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 08:52 PM
Why do you even post here?

(@ Zag)

I post here because, unlike most people who do, I actually like The Offspring! I like getting into some of the convo that's thrown around here, but if people are willing to cut me down, then bring it on. :cool:

That_Guy91
04-30-2007, 08:53 PM
Pathetic? HEY!!! That's a new one!!! Seriously. No one's ever used that one on me before. I think you're improving just a little!!!! Keep it up, pal.

He can't say anything new if you don't give him anything new to talk about.

Your entire time on this forum has been like one running joke, and it's terribly unfunny. Seriously, I feel like I'm watching Mind of Mencia whenever I read one of your posts.


I post here because, unlike most people who do, I actually like The Offspring! I like getting into some of the convo that's thrown around here, but if people are willing to cut me down, then bring it on. :cool:

If you're just here because you like The Offspring, and openly recognize that you and just about everyone in the off-topic forums pretty much hate each other, why don't you stick to on-topic?

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 08:57 PM
He can't say anything new if you don't give him anything new to talk about.

It was one I've never heard here before.


Your entire time on this forum has been like one running joke, and it's terribly unfunny.

You ain't makin' me laugh either, sport!


Seriously, I feel like I'm watching Mind of Mencia whenever I read one of your posts.

Thank you. Mencia's a funny guy and his show is awesome! I like the one where he did the Middle Eastern commercial for Chili's. And Carlos does the: "CHILIIIIIIIIII'S BAY BACK RIIIIIIIIIBS!!!!!" and the other guy comes outta nowhere and says: "with bbq sauce!" And Carlos gives him the funny look. That one never gets old.


If you're just here because you like The Offspring, and openly recognize that you and just about everyone in the off-topic forums pretty much hate each other, why don't you stick to on-topic?

Like I said. Some off-topic discussions are really interesting.

That_Guy91
04-30-2007, 08:59 PM
You ain't makin' me laugh either, sport!

I wasn't trying to make you laugh.




Thank you. Mencia's a funny guy and his show is awesome! I like the one where he did the Middle Eastern commercial for Chili's. And Carlos does the: "CHILIIIIIIIIII'S BAY BACK RIIIIIIIIIBS!!!!!" and the other guy comes outta nowhere and says: "with bbq sauce!" And Carlos gives him the funny look. That one never gets old.

I haven't seen it and it's already old.


Like I said. Some off-topic discussions are really interesting.

All I ever see when you post in an off-topic discussion is either people calling you out on being an idiot, or just ignoring you completely.

RickyCrack
04-30-2007, 09:02 PM
You're criticism is lacking when you're the only one saying it towards everybody. Seriously, you have some sort of complex where if nobody likes you, it must be them and not you. And in which case -- logic train, woo woo.

p.s. lolz @ mencia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOnPFix5uLE&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDmaG1-H25M&mode=related&search=

Llamas
04-30-2007, 09:03 PM
zagmen, people here don't always agree with each other. Most of us will admit that there are several "accepted" members that we straight-up don't like. And people I like, such as Ricky or Richard, often disagree with me and call me on my shit. Nobody's afraid to disagree with each other. I'm shocked you don't see that. There was a huge disagreement over goona when she first got here... half the crowd thought she should get a chance, half the crowd hated her right away. And when noodlesfan made the wikipedia account, Richard stated right away that he thought wikipedia was kinda funny and decent, when EVERYONE else disagreed. He got made fun of later, but he didn't just automatically agree with everyone. You merely claim that people always agree with each other because you don't want to admit that you're just not funny.

ZagmenO
04-30-2007, 09:19 PM
Let me rephrase a few things, here. RESPECTABLE people find me funny. Not shitwads, dickheads, assholes, and llama fuckers.

ruroken
04-30-2007, 09:29 PM
Meaning other really fucking stupid people. Shut up and go entertain them.

That_Guy91
04-30-2007, 09:31 PM
You merely claim that people always agree with each other because you don't want to admit that you're just not funny.

Actually, I don't think that's the reason (or, at least, the main reason). To him, it probably seems like everyone here always agrees because whenever he gets acknowledged, everyone agrees unanimously that he's an idiot.

JohnnyNemesis
04-30-2007, 09:52 PM
some guy on the internet who is...probably a predator.

Wait wait wait, aren't you 19, and as a result, not underage (so predators shouldn't be a concern)? Aren't you 19 years old and as a result a young adult who shouldn't be such a fuckin' pussy?

I mean, don't post the screenshot, because if I were you I would do the same thing; I wouldn't post that shit just to prove a point to anyone. But something's fishy here.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 08:04 AM
I just said predators, not child predators. I find it kinda fishy that you're finding a reason not to believe that I'm 19. Got a secret you're hiding?

Llamas
05-01-2007, 08:12 AM
Funny thing is, nobody needs to find a reason to believe you're 13 years old. Your personality is enough for that.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 08:14 AM
Funny thing is, nobody needs to find a reason to believe you're 13 years old. Your personality is enough for that.

What? My sense of humor? So what if it's different from yours. Big deal!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-01-2007, 08:22 AM
Is anybody else thinking the same as me..

ZagmenO = New Linda?

Llamas
05-01-2007, 08:23 AM
By the way, I was just reading older threads earlier, and I came across proof that fagmen thinks talking about poop is funny, despite him arguing earlier that he doesn't think it's funny.




But I'm flattered you are interested in knowing so much about my turd. It's kind of a light brown. Comes out nice and smooth depending on what or how much I ate the night before. I usually only crap once or twice a day. On bad days, it comes out all liquidy and such. There you go. My turd biography!! :D

JohnnyNemesis
05-01-2007, 08:28 AM
I just said predators, not child predators.

There's no difference.


I find it kinda fishy that you're finding a reason not to believe that I'm 19. Got a secret you're hiding?

Why yes, I AM glue! And you're rubber! Thanks for filling me in.

the_GoDdEsS
05-01-2007, 08:33 AM
Why are you people conversing with it? Do you seriously think it will come to its senses?

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-01-2007, 08:35 AM
I find it pathetic that ZagmenO is desperate to hold onto his sense of humour despite the overwhelming evidence that he just isn't funny. It's made even more pathetic considering what his sense of humour actually is.

ZagmenO, you say people find you funny. Brilliant, marvellous, you must be so proud. Thing is, everybody in the world can find someone who'll think they're funny. Anyone at all. The problem is, the people here who's opinions actually matter, do not. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. The only level of humour you appeal to is that of crude innuendos and double entendres - poop and wee-wee jokes, incase you don't get it. Most people, most rational people, grew out of that when they were about 10. If you are 19, which I'm severely hoping you're not, it means you and your friends are the people that sit in the corner of the cafeteria, sniggering and farting, and shouting out things in class.

You probably thing everyone slaps their sides with hilarity when you do this. They don't. They think "what an immature idiot. Bet he's a virgin." It's exactly like here, except we're telling you to your face - they're saying it behind your back.

Time for a life assessment, I think. Go away for a couple of months and really think about what kind of impression you put out to the world. When you come back and start acting like a decent poster, we'll accept you. Sort of.

Off you go.

Sinister
05-01-2007, 09:15 AM
Dave, please edit the word referring to an elderly woman in your previous post, and do it quickly. the last thing we want is her coming back again.

And I agree with Fagmen having to leave, but I'd extend the span of time to "forever".

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 09:56 AM
lol, I have a "prey".

Revolver-2005?
05-01-2007, 10:00 AM
Zag if people don't like the way you post, or the amount you post, or the content of your posts and have repeatedly complained about it then maybe the problem is with you and not everyone else as you seem to believe.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 10:49 AM
Is anybody else thinking the same as me..

ZagmenO = New Linda?

Ah, you got me. I'm an old woman! :o

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 11:20 AM
By the way, I was just reading older threads earlier, and I came across proof that fagmen thinks talking about poop is funny, despite him arguing earlier that he doesn't think it's funny.

One is never too old for bathroom humor. ;)


I find it pathetic that ZagmenO is desperate to hold onto his sense of humour despite the overwhelming evidence that he just isn't funny. It's made even more pathetic considering what his sense of humour actually is.

ZagmenO, you say people find you funny. Brilliant, marvellous, you must be so proud. Thing is, everybody in the world can find someone who'll think they're funny. Anyone at all. The problem is, the people here who's opinions actually matter, do not. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. The only level of humour you appeal to is that of crude innuendos and double entendres - poop and wee-wee jokes, incase you don't get it. Most people, most rational people, grew out of that when they were about 10. If you are 19, which I'm severely hoping you're not, it means you and your friends are the people that sit in the corner of the cafeteria, sniggering and farting, and shouting out things in class.

You probably thing everyone slaps their sides with hilarity when you do this. They don't. They think "what an immature idiot. Bet he's a virgin." It's exactly like here, except we're telling you to your face - they're saying it behind your back.

Time for a life assessment, I think. Go away for a couple of months and really think about what kind of impression you put out to the world. When you come back and start acting like a decent poster, we'll accept you. Sort of.

Off you go.

Bravo!!! Nice speech their, Abe Lincoln. Thing is, I have my sense of humor, and you all have another sense of humor. And since everyone here, in my point of view, is made out to be one person, it's just me vs. one guy who doesn't think I'm funny. So, off you go.


Zag if people don't like the way you post, or the amount you post, or the content of your posts and have repeatedly complained about it then maybe the problem is with you and not everyone else as you seem to believe.

That may be the case. I just think this board would be a lot better if people were more tolerant.

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 11:28 AM
I just think this board would be a lot better if people were more tolerant.

I think this board would be a lot better if you didn't post on it.

Whiplash
05-01-2007, 11:55 AM
I think this board would be a lot better if you didn't post on it.

Word..

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Linda
05-01-2007, 01:11 PM
Dave, please edit the word referring to an elderly woman in your previous post, and do it quickly. the last thing we want is her coming back again.



I never left, and I never will, asswipe.

Why are you guys picking on me now? What have I done to you lately...except call Sinister an asswipe now? Do you want your
immaturity to show?

Jakebert
05-01-2007, 01:11 PM
How did anyone miss the part where Zag said that the whole board, meaning a group of people, is in his opinion a single person. If that isn't the definition of someone using the "in my opinion" defense mechanism, I don't know what is.

Coleby
05-01-2007, 01:35 PM
He isn't 19. You can tell. Also, 19 is one year after 18, which is the age people are considered adults, so he probably did it for that reason.

But seriously, no 19 year old is stupid enough to do that. If he really is 19, then he knows he's acting like a total dumbass.

wheelchairman
05-01-2007, 01:45 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/internet-argument-lose.php

This covers Zagmeno pretty well actually...

Revolver-2005?
05-01-2007, 01:52 PM
That may be the case. I just think this board would be a lot better if people were more tolerant.

While this board may sometimes not be friendly to every person, you have certainly earned the scorn of many. It's you not them.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 02:36 PM
To answer all your questions. I realize that I am a dumbass, and I even actually try to be one most of the time. WCM, I did not have the patience to read the entire article, but the beginning part I read didn't make a lot of sense. If you are reading an article that is about comedy or a TV show, chances are you lost an internet battle? I don't get it. Also, this so-called "argument" revolves around nothing. There are no winners or losers in this department, as it is a bunch of insults going back & forth about bathroom humor and how old I am. So what if a 19 year old likes bathroom humor? Does that mean you have to go saying that he's stupid and that he's younger than 19? Bathroom humor is what makes up society in America...and some other countries!!! I'm sorry if it was implied to you that I actually wanted to start any of the battles that went on here. It would be nice if you guys would forget about things that happened months ago. That is all I have to say for now. If you have any constructive questions to ask me, I'd certainly be happy to answer them.

Harnum
05-01-2007, 02:45 PM
I never left, and I never will, asswipe.

Why are you guys picking on me now? What have I done to you lately...except call Sinister an asswipe now? Do you want your
immaturity to show?
He's just trying to fit in.

RickyCrack
05-01-2007, 02:55 PM
The problem isn't that you think the most retarded shit is funny. The problem is that you spam it all over this board. You can do whatever the fuck you want, but when you decide to annoy other people, then you're fucking retarded (and not in that cute way you think it is.)

Your problem is that you tried to be funny and nobody thought you were funny, so now you're defending the [un]funniness of your actions by being a whining piece of faggot.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 02:58 PM
I think I've stopped spamming ever since that whole mod ban situation. Maybe I've spammed a few times every other week, but that's just about it.

Harnum
05-01-2007, 02:59 PM
But the biggest question is... Why the hell spam in the first place? What does it prove? It proves that you're a fucking annoying twit. Grow up! I'm 15 and I act more sensibly than you.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 03:01 PM
But the biggest question is... Why the hell spam in the first place? What does it prove? It proves that you're a fucking annoying twit. Grow up! I'm 15 and I act more sensibly than you.

Calling someone out for something that he very rarely does is not sensible.

Harnum
05-01-2007, 03:05 PM
Very rarely does? You do it all the time! You're entire BBS career has been surrounded by spamming. Zag, just GTFO...

Llamas
05-01-2007, 03:08 PM
If you smear your body with shit and then walk around town *only* once every few weeks, people can still call you out for being a complete moron. You're just a little less of a moron than someone who does it every day.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 03:09 PM
The last time I spammed was with that whole "vagina vs. penis" game with me and Lodat. (Good times) I'm tryin' to be reasonable here. Something about me pisses everyone off. They clearly do not want me to do whatever it is I'm doing. My intentions were never to piss anyone off! Yet, there is always one or two people who come at me with "GTFO LOL" or whatever it is you guys say on the internet. Then, ocassionally, it'll turn into just about everyone yelling at me. This is the first and probably the only time that I will listen to everyone's constructive criticism. Use this opportunity wisely.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 03:10 PM
You're just a little less of a moron than someone who does it every day.

Hey, there's a compliment. :D jk

Harnum
05-01-2007, 03:10 PM
If you smear your body with shit and then walk around town *only* once every few weeks, people can still call you out for being a complete moron. You're just a little less of a moron than someone who does it every day.

Quoted for truth and because it's a great comparison.

Little_Miss_1565
05-01-2007, 03:11 PM
I never left, and I never will, asswipe.

Why are you guys picking on me now? What have I done to you lately...except call Sinister an asswipe now? Do you want your
immaturity to show?

How quickly we've forgotten being a united front with Linda from just a month ago. C'mon, guys.

Harnum
05-01-2007, 03:13 PM
You want constructive criticism? Stop the spamming altogether, suck it up and become a decent poster that people will want to converse with. (Warning: Results May VARY!)

Little_Miss_1565
05-01-2007, 03:22 PM
I think I've stopped spamming ever since that whole mod ban situation. Maybe I've spammed a few times every other week, but that's just about it.


Calling someone out for something that he very rarely does is not sensible.

"A few times every other week" is not rarely.


The last time I spammed was with that whole "vagina vs. penis" game with me and Lodat. (Good times) I'm tryin' to be reasonable here. Something about me pisses everyone off. They clearly do not want me to do whatever it is I'm doing. My intentions were never to piss anyone off! Yet, there is always one or two people who come at me with "GTFO LOL" or whatever it is you guys say on the internet. Then, ocassionally, it'll turn into just about everyone yelling at me. This is the first and probably the only time that I will listen to everyone's constructive criticism. Use this opportunity wisely.

The "something" you speak of is your apparent inability to not do the things that you know piss people off. If even your less frequent spamming and trolling continues, that's all anyone is going to remember of you. No one will remember the day before if you were behaving like a human being, once you start back in with that it's all anyone is going to think of when it comes to you. If you really want to be a member of the community, act like one. You only get as good as you give here. People are talking to you in a civilized manner right now because you're doing the same. Start posting shit about some retarded paint character who loves raping people, and people are going to tell you to GTFO LOL.

Revolver-2005?
05-01-2007, 03:32 PM
Bathroom humor is what makes up society in America.

This is exactly the problem, you have to remember many of the people on this forum aren't from America. And even most Americans don't find it funny unless they're married to their sister.

calichix
05-01-2007, 03:56 PM
Lately I've had sort of a stiffy for both Linda and Maria.

Coleby
05-01-2007, 03:58 PM
ZagmenO, if nobody finds the stuff that you post, funny, and it just annoys people, and you push it, then I think it could be considered spam.

It's not terrible if you find that stuff funny (at least, you should find other things funnier), but the fact that you push it on this board in a completely moronic way makes you look like a total douchebag.

Llamas
05-01-2007, 03:59 PM
Zagmen, stop spamming, and keep your toilet humor to a minimum. It's not a big deal if you think it's funny, but just share it with your friends who think it's funny. When most people here do something they realize is annoying and are called out, they try not to do it anymore. It's just logical.

calichix
05-01-2007, 03:59 PM
ZagmenO, let's make out.

Harnum
05-01-2007, 04:01 PM
Zagmen0, Coleby is right. So is everyone else. TAKE A HINT!

JohnnyNemesis
05-01-2007, 04:06 PM
"A few times every other week" is not rarely.

Not to mention you're not supposed to do it at all.

Harnum
05-01-2007, 04:09 PM
Exactly the point I was trying to get across, Rick.

Bazza
05-01-2007, 04:59 PM
zagmano is the only person on my ignore list, does that suggest anything?

Jakebert
05-01-2007, 05:25 PM
I've tried reasoning with you constructively before Zag, and you generally just brush it off as being mere insults because you don't want to listen to it since you don't want to hear it. But, since you say you're willing to listen this time, I guess I'll try it one last time:

It has less to do with the toilet humor itself than the way you act about it. You say something that isn't as funny as you think it is, then get made fun of for it. Instead of thinking "well, it wasn't as funny as I thought it was" and moving on or whatever, like most people do, you bitch about it and then start doing it to intentionally piss people off, which you basically admitted to in this thread. That right there is the main problem. The other stuff is much more ignorable if you'd just stop for a second and think about why you got the reaction that you did instead of just assuming that it's everyone else being jerks, because it's generally not. One thing I've learned from message boards is that if you're being told the same thing by a large group of people, then it's probably not them, it's you.

And yes, you're right, this board is cliquish, but it's not just the 1337 crew that's saying this stuff to you. People like F@BANK, Revolver, Harnum, and even myself aren't really a part of the "cool kids", and people like ruroken are heavily disliked and hate the "cool" kids the same way you do, but they all agree that you can be incredibly annoying. It has nothing to do with trying to fit in at all.

And here's a fun little secret: I used to be a complete dumbass when it came to the internet, posting the same kind of stuff you did. The only difference is that at some point I realized that I was being an ass, and that it made me look like I was retarded, not like I was funny, or like I was more open minded and loose than everyone else. It just ment that making jokes about AIDS wasn't nearly as funny as I thought it was. Luckily, no one here knows anything about this since it happened on another message board, but it sill happened. And it happens to all of us at some point. We all make a lame joke and get called out for it. But most of us move on and don't take it as a personal attack like you do.

I've seen you make some somewhat decent posts here at times, especially right after the whole mod-ban thing when you were really watching yourself. You do have a little bit of potential to be tolerable if you'd actually stop trying to piss everyone off just to make some kind of point that doesn't exist in the first place.

ZagmenO
05-01-2007, 07:40 PM
Thanks guys. I'll try to ease up on the jokes for now.

ruroken
05-01-2007, 09:30 PM
Heavily disliked? I feel rather loved here :(

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 10:39 PM
I should add "ruroken pwns a defenseless rape victim who thought he was her friend" to the greatest pwns list.

Paint_It_Black
05-01-2007, 11:13 PM
Yet, there is always one or two people who come at me with "GTFO LOL" or whatever it is you guys say on the internet, nerd.

Fixed it for you.

Zag, your problem is you're too over the top, and you use really lame defense mechanisms that just irritate people further. Drop the fake arrogance and stop trying to be a fucking clown all the time.

On the rare occasion you make a somewhat serious post you sometimes manage to come across ok, and not like a coked up monkey with ADD.

Revolver-2005?
05-02-2007, 08:13 AM
Fixed it for you.

Zag, your problem is you're too over the top, and you use really lame defense mechanisms that just irritate people further. Drop the fake arrogance and stop trying to be a fucking clown all the time.

On the rare occasion you make a somewhat serious post you sometimes manage to come across ok, and not like a coked up monkey with ADD.


Thanks guys. I'll try to ease up on the jokes for now.

He said he'll try now, so ease up and let him try.

wheelchairman
05-02-2007, 08:15 AM
I should add "ruroken pwns a defenseless rape victim who thought he was her friend" to the greatest pwns list.

Wait wait wait wait. Why haven't you?

We also need a quote of Dain telling us we don't know what a "pwn" is.

Cause if it doesn't involve old men with pictures of little kid's genitalia, then you haven't really pwn3d someone.

ruroken
05-02-2007, 04:39 PM
I [vaguely] suggested that you should but you were all bitching at Zag to notice it.
Grrz0rz where's my moment?

JohnnyNemesis
05-02-2007, 04:43 PM
I think part of the reason it hasn't happened is because you actually want it to. We'd actually be fulfilling this desperation for acknowledgement of yours, and that's just weird.

ruroken
05-02-2007, 09:55 PM
Explain .

sKratch
05-02-2007, 10:38 PM
I should add "ruroken pwns a defenseless rape victim who thought he was her friend" to the greatest pwns list.

What happen?

WebDudette
05-02-2007, 11:19 PM
http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19686

calichix
05-03-2007, 06:58 AM
jesus christ, dude. how upsetting. :[ why does that lil lady speak to you? you don't understand women or people in general and you have no social skills. you don't get it. *baffled*

JohnnyNemesis
05-03-2007, 07:36 AM
She even defended him against all of us who said it was despicable for him to treat her that way.

ps. The worst part is that he was actually coming to us (the BBS contingent) for SUPPORT.

Llamas
05-03-2007, 08:38 AM
That's fucking sick. I feel really disturbed that I just read that. Wow.

Endymion
05-03-2007, 08:44 AM
i just read that for the first time and damn R, you missed out. if you'd sweet talked her you would have ended up in her pants -- and let me tell you, rape victims are the best.

JohnnyNemesis
05-03-2007, 10:28 AM
There's a direct correlation between low self-esteem and willingness to administer oral sex. Fact.

I base this only on my own experience, yet choose to apply it to the world (lolo).

ruroken
05-04-2007, 01:50 PM
I didn't expect her to defend me.

Heh, I love Mike. <3

The best thing though is that you are still amazed at the naivity of the sheltered fifteen year old.

JohnnyNemesis
05-04-2007, 02:41 PM
You're not just any fifteen year old. You're on some crazy sociophobic shit.

ruroken
05-08-2007, 09:28 AM
Some fifteen year old crazy sociophobic shit.

Sin Studly
05-08-2007, 09:29 AM
Shut the fuck up.

ruroken
05-08-2007, 09:33 AM
Fuck no. What is with their still being criticism over poor judgment bullshit idiocy fucked up shit I did two years ago? It's really irritating. You seem to think I'm the same person. That just bugs the fuck out of me.

the_GoDdEsS
05-08-2007, 09:35 AM
You kinda still react the same way. Lolz.

ruroken
05-08-2007, 09:42 AM
Well, yeah, but so do all of you. And its not just to get me to act the same, either.

JohnnyNemesis
05-08-2007, 11:18 PM
Fuck no. What is with their still being criticism over poor judgment bullshit idiocy fucked up shit I did two years ago? It's really irritating. You seem to think I'm the same person. That just bugs the fuck out of me.

So, by loling at something that happened years ago, we're automatically thinking you're the same person now that you were then?

ruroken
05-12-2007, 09:25 AM
You weren't just loling at it. You were judging me as if I were still like that.

JohnnyNemesis
05-12-2007, 09:31 AM
Shut the fuck up.

Llamas
05-12-2007, 09:54 AM
You weren't just loling at it. You were judging me as if I were still like that.

Whoa, dude. Let it go. You've been at this for over a week.

ruroken
05-12-2007, 10:18 PM
wtf? either I read wrong or you edited your posts to make me look like an ass...

And durrr because I don't go on when I'm at my mom's.

ninthlayer
05-12-2007, 11:03 PM
lol, yr parents are divorced.

noodlesfan
05-13-2007, 01:07 AM
when i was in the first grade, a kid called me fat, and i told him accordingly "at least my parents aren't divorced!" I laughed like a nymphet. I got detention

Little_Miss_1565
05-13-2007, 10:19 AM
How about refreshing this thread with an ACTUAL BBS PWN? This one comes down from GOD, and features our very own Dexter Holland.


Huntington Beach, CA (Dexter)
05/08/07

Well let?s see what?s new? Still working on the record over here. Most of
the music is recorded and we?re working on vocals now. We counted up the
other day, we actually demo?d 23 songs for this CD. Wow! That?s a new
record for us. Of those we?ve recorded 13. Will they all be on the album?
I don?t know! We?ll see how they turn out. Maybe we?ll cut one, or maybe
we?ll write a couple more. Because we?re artists we?re flaky like that.

What else ? looking forward to playing in Japan in August?you guys going?
We?ve played the Summer Sonic festival before, it?s a great time and a great
crowd. And, I wouldn?t be surprised if there was a third show added?.

We have a new guy helping us out on the web side of things, so look for some
changes happening on our website, and check out the Myspace page too?He
might even help us to update more often. Then again..



(We have a new guy helping us out on the web side of things, so look for some
changes happening on our website, and check out the Myspace page too?He
might even help us to update more often. Then again..)

thats right. can you guess who?


are you kidding...?!


TheOldMark?


Are you fucking kidding me!?


How come no one is freaking out about TheOldMark's claim?


EndlessT0m, what's the point of freaking out about Mark's claim to be updating the myspace? It's either going to turn out to be true, or it's going to turn out to be a huge lie like the others. Besides, if I say anything else, he's going to post about how he supposedly saw me on the subway yesterday.


Yeah, either Mark is updating it or not. I don't see the big deal either; let's not get all crazy and start some drama again. Though I must admit, the "can you guess who?" attention grabbing thing made me lol.


Ummm, no he isn't.


NEVER SAID I WAS I SAID GUESS!!

Endymion
05-13-2007, 10:23 AM
oh my, this is delicious.

wheelchairman
05-13-2007, 10:24 AM
ooooooooooh.

boooo-urns. boooo-urns.

That is so awesome. And he thought he was playing us well. "If I don't say it's me, but I phrase this so ambiguously and refuse to comment, people will assume it's me. It's the perfect lie. I can't get "caught" cause I'm not actually lying!" Followed by hunchedback snickering.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-13-2007, 10:25 AM
Oh, very yes. Very, very yes.