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memento
10-21-2005, 08:04 AM
Woudln't it be awesome if we had a constitution and rights? We could even have a full democracy and have a legislature, admin, judiciary.

It'd be so fun. We could have an BBSParliament enacting BBSStautes which would be applied faithfully by the mods. Those who are aggreived with the mods would have recourse to appeal or perhaps judicial review if they have acted outside the competence set for them in the constitution.

Think how fun would this be!!

Not Ozymandias
10-21-2005, 08:08 AM
Yay, let's make posting less fun!!

HornyPope
10-21-2005, 08:09 AM
Or we could just listen to what I say.

Izie
10-21-2005, 08:13 AM
...you've been studying too much Dush. And hell noes it wouldn't be fun :p

Just go and do something more fun, like, looking at your hands? ;p

Tizzalicious
10-21-2005, 08:15 AM
Yeah you should google up "micronations" Dush if you wanna do that kinda thing. I'd rather things just stay more or less the way they are.

Paint_It_Black
10-21-2005, 08:16 AM
I'd rather have an elected dictator. And yes, I'm serious. And no, not everyone should be able to vote.

HornyPope
10-21-2005, 08:18 AM
I'd rather have an elected dictator. And yes, I'm serious. And no, not everyone should be able to vote.

I support this decision where PIT is the only voter and i'm the only name on the ballot.

sKratch
10-21-2005, 08:18 AM
Or we could just listen to what I say.

I'd rather have an elected dictator. And yes, I'm serious. And no, not everyone should be able to vote.

Scientists have recently discovered that 1+1=2.

Vlad beat me to it :[

Paint_It_Black
10-21-2005, 08:19 AM
My ass is yours...but my vote? Undecided.

Sin Studly
10-21-2005, 08:42 AM
Vlad doesn't have what it takes to be the BBS dictator. He might be anti-democratic, but he's not repressive and intolerant enough.

You know if anybody should have the power to delete at will/send death squads to exterminate stupid posters, it should be Adolf Hitler or Josef Stalin. Since they're both dead, you're stuck with the next best thing. Me.

Little_Miss_1565
10-21-2005, 08:43 AM
Only if, in this BBSNation, I can condemn people to death.

HornyPope
10-21-2005, 08:43 AM
I have people skills to balance my likes and deslikes.

dexterisMYman
10-21-2005, 08:45 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/punk_babe667/GIR/Dexter/offspring/ME/Alkaline%20trio/Offspring%20Wallpaper/offspringbg.jpg
does anyone have it? i forgot to save t and i want it.

Paint_It_Black
10-21-2005, 08:45 AM
Since they're both dead, you're stuck with the next best thing. Me.

Yeah, well...fuck. Who am I kidding? You get my vote.

Slim Pickens The Bomb Rider
10-21-2005, 08:46 AM
Oh yeah! You know,there is still a real world out there

Paint_It_Black
10-21-2005, 08:48 AM
Oh yeah! You know,there is still a real world out there

But it sucks. That's why you are here.

Sin Studly
10-21-2005, 08:49 AM
Only if, in this BBSNation, I can condemn people to death.

If I were dictator, I would give you supreme executive power to bring about the deaths of anyone you pleased.


I have people skills to balance my likes and deslikes.

So? Discriminative hatred, bias and deletion is where its at.

Slim Pickens The Bomb Rider
10-21-2005, 08:56 AM
But it sucks. That's why you are here.

I'm here to meet people who like the offspring because where I'm from..you can't find them. and yeah the real world sucks,but you've just got to make the best of it ;)

memento
10-21-2005, 08:57 AM
Yeah you should google up "micronations" Dush if you wanna do that kinda thing. I'd rather things just stay more or less the way they are.

Yeah I'ma gonna look that up. It'd be awesome.

Endymion
10-21-2005, 10:29 AM
Yeah I'ma gonna look that up. It'd be awesome.
sealand isn't far from you, go visit.

JoY
10-21-2005, 10:37 AM
or.. -& this idea is REALLY good- we turn this place into one HUUUUGE Emergency Room-episode!!

*raises hand as high as she can* I wanna be the surgeon!

scalpel please. *mysterious smile*

SkunkIt
10-21-2005, 11:07 AM
I'll be the dictator and make everyone my slave. *Evil Laugh* Muahahahaha!

ninthlayer
10-21-2005, 11:33 AM
I'd go with Trip as the Supreme BBS Overlord (because I'm too fucking lazy to do it). I don't see why people complain about ridiculous threads being deleted/closed, if I was an admin I would delete any thread that I didn't like/find interesting. I'd also suggest that all mudskins get banned.

HeadAroundU
10-21-2005, 12:05 PM
OMFG................... :rolleyes:

Sunny
10-21-2005, 12:07 PM
Shut up, mutant-face.

Sin Studly
10-21-2005, 12:47 PM
I'd go with Trip as the Supreme BBS Overlord (because I'm too fucking lazy to do it). I don't see why people complain about ridiculous threads being deleted/closed, if I was an admin I would delete any thread that I didn't like/find interesting. I'd also suggest that all mudskins get banned.

I'd support you as Supreme Overlord, if you wanted to do it.

But you realise I consider everyone who isn't 100% Nordic or Germanic to be a mudskin? I also consider Nordic/Germanic mixes to be filthy mutts, and would also call for their banning.

Oh, and the Supreme BBS Overlord should be named "The Absolver". That's the sorta dictatorial name you could be terrified of, even in death.

HeadAroundU
10-21-2005, 12:52 PM
Shut up, mutant-face.
shut up ,Polish b*tch-face.

Sunny
10-21-2005, 12:53 PM
Shut up, mutant-face.

JoY
10-21-2005, 01:52 PM
Mags, keep up the good work.

ruroken
10-21-2005, 01:55 PM
I vote to be stoned to death first.

SkunkIt
10-21-2005, 06:21 PM
shut up ,Polish b*tch-face.
Shut up, shitface.

That_Guy91
10-21-2005, 06:27 PM
Shut up, shitface.
its mutant-face, just so you know.

JoY
10-21-2005, 06:29 PM
though I suppose "shitface" works aswell.

Nicole
10-21-2005, 06:32 PM
I vote for a dictatorship. Which means I wont have a vote anyway.

It's weird seeing Mags insult the only two people that are on my ignore list.

0r4ng3
10-21-2005, 08:45 PM
though I suppose "shitface" works aswell.
I think we should start using the phrase "Shut up, mutant-shit"

yay
10-21-2005, 08:47 PM
Long live king Fuckme!

Little_Miss_1565
10-21-2005, 09:01 PM
Long live king Fuckme!

After you've made such a to-do about you (Yay) being the same person as Fuckme?

SkunkIt
10-21-2005, 11:28 PM
its mutant-face, just so you know.I know, but he looks more like a shitface.

kami_mathieu
10-22-2005, 12:42 AM
why dont you make a poll? annyone runnig for dictator can sign up, and we can vote for the absolute ruler of bbs nation.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 12:49 AM
Only mods, and those mods approve of, should be able to vote. Think of it like a senate choosing an emperor.

JoY
10-22-2005, 08:32 AM
Only mods, and those mods approve of, should be able to vote. Think of it like a senate choosing an emperor.
haha, I could live with that. most certainly. *nods*

memento
10-22-2005, 10:01 AM
I wrote a constitution for work when I was bored. I left it on my supervisors desk LOLZ.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 10:06 AM
That's a great way to be given more shit to do.

memento
10-22-2005, 10:08 AM
Na my supervisor absoultely loves me. She isn't like a proper boss. I got great bosses I can say whatever I want to them. It's really great. I call my supervisor a "survey nerd" or lesbian all the time since she looks butch.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 10:10 AM
Wait, your boss is a woman? As in, a woman tells you what to do? Wow, I never would have placed you as one of those men.

memento
10-22-2005, 10:12 AM
I take orders from women all the time. They're wonderful people. I love women.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 10:15 AM
Fuck you man, you've changed. The RXP I remember would have just cum on that bitches face.

memento
10-22-2005, 10:20 AM
I woudln't mind cumming on her face. BUt this is increadibly degrading to women. I respect woman too much to act in this way.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 10:25 AM
This message is hidden because memento is on your ignore list.

You're dead to me.

memento
10-22-2005, 10:28 AM
I am currently reading this bookhttp://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0449908208.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

HornyPope
10-22-2005, 10:29 AM
Haha you two.

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 10:32 AM
Does it have pictures?

memento
10-22-2005, 10:38 AM
Yeah it has this really graphic account of how this girl who was only going out to dance so wore a wonderbra and a short skirt to meet her boyfriend.

She got a little drunk and had sex with him and lost her virginity. But she just thought it was normal sex. But little did she know that if a man has sex with a woman when she's drunk it's brutal rape because she coudln't really consent. SHe said yes, she rode him like a pro but of course she didn't give her all important free agreement.

So yeah it has pics of this graphic story. It's awful. Men are such pigs :(

Paint_It_Black
10-22-2005, 10:49 AM
lol you fag

Vera
10-22-2005, 01:30 PM
've said it once and I'll say it 2p73969766 times again: this from a guy who jerks off to a law book.

NO.

JoY
10-22-2005, 01:35 PM
you're so cute when you're unsober. *giggles*

memento
10-22-2005, 01:38 PM
I've puked on one of my contract books. I haven't jizzed in any.