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Vera
10-22-2005, 02:28 PM
Just kidding.

But he did ask me to post the following:


Dear board,

I know you will all miss me in a very tragic way and want to sacrifice yourselves in the style of Romeo&Juliet after you hear that I have departed you and left you in sadness and loneliness. Please use the razor blade to make the pain go away. It will work as long as it's sharp.

I regret to inform you all I am leaving. I cannot say where, I cannot say why, I cannot even describe the place with my hands because my hands have been cut and I am typing this on MSN to Vera. I would've made Simona post this but she's asleep. Once I get my hands sewn back on, I will call her and cry and ask her to send me chocolates and her Linkin Park cd's.

I have to go now, mum's making me tea that I have to suck through a straw. But I'm hardcore so I'll just snort it up my nose.

Fuck you. Goodbye.

Justin / Sin Studly, Your Praiseful Overlord

PS. If I'm lucky I'll die of extreme sexual exhaustion because Jenny paid me to have sex with her.

PPS. Ew, Jews.

Izie
10-22-2005, 02:29 PM
I <3 tipsy sannies.

Even if she won't do penistalk :(

the_GoDdEsS
10-22-2005, 02:30 PM
Hahahahaha. The fuck?

memento
10-22-2005, 02:31 PM
I prefer talking about hands.

T-6005
10-22-2005, 02:32 PM
What the hell?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-22-2005, 02:33 PM
Hahhahaha, what a joke.

Izie
10-22-2005, 02:34 PM
I prefer talking about hands.

You should stop oversharing on the BBS.

Conspiracy of One
10-22-2005, 02:36 PM
"But im hardcore so ill snort it up my nose"
haha, dude. No but seriously, Justin would praise himself more. Nice try though vera

Vera
10-22-2005, 02:45 PM
You people are so fucking dumb. Except Iza and Sim.

It's real.

memento
10-22-2005, 02:47 PM
Rejected again.

China Boy
10-22-2005, 03:14 PM
Houston, we have a problem. Our knives are not sharp enough.

Vera
10-22-2005, 03:16 PM
Wether or not written by him, it's fake.

And he didn't write it.
Hey, TTIG?
Invest (http://cgi.ebay.com/Developing-a-SENSE-of-HUMOR-NEW-Hypnosis-CD_W0QQitemZ5931246771QQcategoryZ3149QQssPageNameZ WD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem).

memento
10-22-2005, 03:19 PM
Every post my love for you (penis) grows more and more.

Vera
10-22-2005, 03:24 PM
Maybe I'm the only one, and I got it, but I didn't find it funny.
Oh no, a dissatisfied customer!

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:53 AM
It's true, I'm leaving for England and won't have net access for about eight months. Jenny (Thuce) is still a student, and doesn't have that much money I can leech off her, so between rent and food we won't really be able to afford the internet. But love truly does conquer all. I'll try to get online at cafes, but I can't really make any promises.

PS ; I should regain up to 80% of the use of my hands within a year, there's not that much permanant nerve damage.

Vera
10-23-2005, 10:51 AM
See?

Nobody ever doubt my word again. Bitches.

Little_Miss_1565
10-23-2005, 12:23 PM
What the fuck happened?

Mota Boy
10-23-2005, 12:33 PM
Nothing and everything, it would seem.

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 02:47 PM
Me and Thucydides fell in love, I'm moving to England. I also lost most of the use of my hands in a failed suicide attempt, with severed almost all of my tendons.

Linda
10-23-2005, 03:03 PM
..if only..

memento
10-23-2005, 03:41 PM
I think vera meant Jennie the sex one?

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 04:05 PM
I think vera meant Jennie the sex one?

Thank you Dush, I actually forgot for a moment who I was madly in love and about to start cohabitating a bleak and low-budget apartment with. See, Vera mispelled her name, so I completely forgot who it was I loved, and blindly assumed that whoevers name was spelt with a 'y' instead of an 'ie' was my soulmate instead. Thanks for clearing that up, it coulda been an awkward moment when I showed up at the wrong Jenny(ie)'s house.




Fuckin' tard.

Little_Miss_1565
10-23-2005, 05:42 PM
Fucking christ, Justin. I hope Jennie loves you good and hard and makes you not want to do that again. Much <3's.



..if only..

Congratulations on that totally uncalled-for statement. You could have simply remained silent, but no. Linda, way to be the bigger man.

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 05:57 PM
Ssshhhh, Linda never starts petty arguments. Stop ragging on her with no provocation.

Linda
10-23-2005, 09:05 PM
Congratulations on that totally uncalled-for statement. You could have simply remained silent, but no. Linda, way to be the bigger man.

If anything was uncalled for, it was your inane reply. You should have remained silent.


Ssshhhh, Linda never starts petty arguments. Stop ragging on her with no provocation.

Pfft, I wasn't trying to start an argument, just posted what I'm sure you expected me to post, so stop your crying.

Little_Miss_1565
10-23-2005, 10:04 PM
Dear Linda,

Eat it.

Love,
1565

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 01:05 AM
I wasn't trying to start an argument, just posted what I'm sure you expected me to post

Sentence #1 directly contradicts sentence #2. I wasn't expecting you to post at all really, but if I were to know you definitely would, I would obviously expect it to be a petty, blunt and stupid attempt to start an argument. Y'know, like always.

OMG it's t3h unescapable logic! Quick, defend yourself from the harsh indignities of reality! Ignore! Flatly deny! Call me ugly! Call 1565 stupid! Impugn Simona's sexual virtue. Sever all lucid ties with reality! Engage your survival mechanisms to avoid being forced to realise you're full of bullshit and contradictions and have no reason whatsoever for living. Ad hominem shields at 70% and rising! Engage uninspired and overused insult systems! Prepare to launch 'Pfft, you're all in love with me' torpedoes.

The_Hombre
10-24-2005, 04:46 AM
Sentence #1 directly contradicts sentence #2. I wasn't expecting you to post at all really, but if I were to know you definitely would, I would obviously expect it to be a petty, blunt and stupid attempt to start an argument. Y'know, like always.

OMG it's t3h unescapable logic! Quick, defend yourself from the harsh indignities of reality! Ignore! Flatly deny! Call me ugly! Call 1565 stupid! Impugn Simona's sexual virtue. Sever all lucid ties with reality! Engage your survival mechanisms to avoid being forced to realise you're full of bullshit and contradictions and have no reason whatsoever for living. Ad hominem shields at 70% and rising! Engage uninspired and overused insult systems! Prepare to launch 'Pfft, you're all in love with me' torpedoes.

So, how retarded are you retard boy?

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 04:57 AM
Ever love somebody you only know over the internet so badly that you cry while watching television shows featuring characters you equate to them? Yeah? And ever have Sin Studly move on in with the bitch?

Keep trying, Ste. Cause somehow, calling me "retard boy" over the internet doesn't come close.

The_Hombre
10-24-2005, 08:40 AM
Ever love somebody you only know over the internet so badly that you cry while watching television shows featuring characters you equate to them? Yeah? And ever have Sin Studly move on in with the bitch?

Keep trying, Ste. Cause somehow, calling me "retard boy" over the internet doesn't come close.


I think you mean keep crying. Because that's what I'm doing right now.

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 08:44 AM
No, I meant keep trying. With you, the crying part is just assumed.








Emo bitch.

The_Hombre
10-24-2005, 09:00 AM
No, I meant keep trying. With you, the crying part is just assumed.

Emo bitch.

Yes, I agree.

memento
10-24-2005, 09:34 AM
Falling in love online is gay.

The_Hombre
10-24-2005, 10:45 AM
Falling in love online is gay.

Especially if it is gay love.

the_GoDdEsS
10-24-2005, 12:17 PM
Sentence #1 directly contradicts sentence #2. I wasn't expecting you to post at all really, but if I were to know you definitely would, I would obviously expect it to be a petty, blunt and stupid attempt to start an argument. Y'know, like always.

OMG it's t3h unescapable logic! Quick, defend yourself from the harsh indignities of reality! Ignore! Flatly deny! Call me ugly! Call 1565 stupid! Impugn Simona's sexual virtue. Sever all lucid ties with reality! Engage your survival mechanisms to avoid being forced to realise you're full of bullshit and contradictions and have no reason whatsoever for living. Ad hominem shields at 70% and rising! Engage uninspired and overused insult systems! Prepare to launch 'Pfft, you're all in love with me' torpedoes.

Oh this was a very nice summary of what always happens.

ruroken
10-24-2005, 12:23 PM
:( :( My blade is too dull from all the cutting and my LP CDs are too scratched to play anymore :( :(

Sin Studly
10-25-2005, 06:54 AM
I broke my Linkin Park CD and slit my wrists with it. Oh, the angst.

notoriousdoc
10-25-2005, 06:59 AM
Dude, Hybrid theory has claimed the lives of 310 emo kids, this year ALONE.

notoriousdoc
10-25-2005, 09:28 AM
Shar-lot, Maria dearest

Sin Studly
12-07-2005, 11:29 PM
bumplolz omg