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Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:24 PM
arak0r
The_Hombre
Sinister
memento
Kerr
Thucydides
notoriousdoc
HeadAroundU
[Warning]NimrodInTown
crazy_offspring_gal
the_offsprings_monkey
Alec
Linda
wishomie
Duracell
Drummerguy123
Human
NOAMR
fuckme/yay/whatever
:SMASH:
ThatOneGuy(numbers)
voodoomajik
bd007h
Trippy
Megs
Noodles II
dexterisMYman
Telekenesis
Rodney Mullen
<<Angry Kid>>
Offspringfan
Offspring7

This goes for every single one of you. I challenge you. I challenge you to name one redeeming quality you possess. Just one. It doesn't matter how small or trivial, please, just let me believe there's something ; anything.

bd007h
10-23-2005, 07:24 PM
I'm aryan .

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:25 PM
How is that a redeeming quality?

bd007h
10-23-2005, 07:26 PM
you tell me, Hitler-worshipper

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:31 PM
It isn't. At all. Being Aryan isn't a positive thing ; being non-Aryan is a negative thing. So, I'll assume you have no redeeming qualities? None whatsoever? Yeah, thought so.

bd007h
10-23-2005, 07:31 PM
maybe my redeeming qualities don't show well over the internet

Sinister
10-23-2005, 07:33 PM
I think the fact my grammar and orthograph are most often correct, even though English isn't my mother tongue, counts as a "redeeming quality".

bd007h
10-23-2005, 07:37 PM
how about I don't try to insult other people unless they insult me first

DirtyMagical
10-23-2005, 07:37 PM
maybe my redeeming qualities don't show well over the internet

Which is why you were asked to name them yourself.

0r4ng3
10-23-2005, 07:38 PM
You left Co1 out?
C01's improved over the time he's been here. Either that, or he just forgot.

Drummerguy123
10-23-2005, 07:38 PM
This message is hidden because Sin Studly is on your ignore list.

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:39 PM
I think the fact my grammar and orthograph are most often correct, even though English isn't my mother tongue, counts as a "redeeming quality".

That will do nicely. It's something I haven't really bothered to notice about you before, and it raises my level of respect level for you.


how about I don't try to insult other people unless they insult me first

Acting like a "He started it" crying child is a redeemable quality? Stop being a fucking child and name something. I'm sure you have something.

XYlophonetreeZ
10-23-2005, 07:43 PM
You left Co1 out?

AND ruroken? WTF?

bd007h
10-23-2005, 07:45 PM
I'm not jewish

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:48 PM
This message is hidden because Sin Studly is on your ignore list.

You fucking idiot. You didn't just come into a thread I started without any mention of you in the title to post that. That's nothing more than a bitch-assed faggot's way of trying to worm out of admitting that you have absolutely no redeeming qualities. That is so fucking pathetic. Everyone knows you read my post, just like everyone knows you're going to read this one. Fuck, man, why don't you just save yourself the trouble of constantly clicking 'View Post' by injecting ammonia?


blah blah, you left CO1 and ruroken

I've already noticed redeemable qualities in them.

yay
10-23-2005, 07:48 PM
I am a minority of people on this board who can actually spell and use proper punctuation. I stick up for the little guy when it is needed and I make nice hot chips.

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:50 PM
I'm not jewish

I told you to declare a positive trait you possess, not declare negative traits you don't possess. Fuck, are you really so fucking pathetic as to not have a single redeemable quality?

bd007h
10-23-2005, 07:51 PM
I've gotten numerous compliments on my singing voice throughout the years.

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:51 PM
I am a minority of people on this board who can actually spell and use proper punctuation. I stick up for the little guy when it is needed and I make nice hot chips.

We'll go with that one, very nice. From now on I'll remind myself you can make nice hot chips and try to respect you a little.

yay
10-23-2005, 07:54 PM
We'll go with that one, very nice. From now on I'll remind myself you can make nice hot chips and try to respect you a little.Thankyou. I'm enjoying reading up what bd007h has to say, cause it sounds like he's got shit all.

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 07:58 PM
I've gotten numerous compliments on my singing voice throughout the years.

Okay, but that doesn't necessarily mean you're any good. When people do something like singing they always get complimented, because human beings generally prefer to be kind than to be truthful.

*sighs*

If you can tell me, straight-up, that you have a good singing voice, that will be a redeeming quality. Do you have a redeeming quality?

bd007h
10-23-2005, 07:59 PM
I have a good singing voice. I even posted a clip of me singing in the voice samples thread

Sinister
10-23-2005, 08:00 PM
I think the fact my grammar and orthograph are most often correct, even though English isn't my mother tongue, counts as a "redeeming quality".


it raises my level of respect level for you.

See, they're better than yours.

Duracell
10-23-2005, 08:11 PM
None......I'm a worthless piece of shit that wastes life, I deserve to die.

Sinister
10-23-2005, 08:15 PM
If you say so. Need help ?

XYlophonetreeZ
10-23-2005, 08:18 PM
All of these "redeeming qualities" that you people on the list are rushing to come up with about yourself are totally negated by the fact that you're actually insecure enough to care about this thread. OH NOEZ, SIN STUDLY DUZN'T LYKE ME!!!1. IM KEWL, I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Duracell
10-23-2005, 08:19 PM
I was wondering why you go through the trouble to do this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17613) , and then can't even wait the second your name is vaguely mentioned.
I guess that's why.

dude, I said on Friday that I'd post a voice sample today, thats why I'm here. I will be leaving shortly, unless you give me reason to stick around.

barangatang
10-23-2005, 08:19 PM
Unless you give me reason to stick around.

Oh its on, Biatch.

yay
10-23-2005, 08:20 PM
dude, I said on Friday that I'd post a voice sample today, thats why I'm here. I will be leaving shortly, unless you give me reason to stick around.Duracell, for the good of everyone just leave, and ask admin to burn your account and throw away the ashes.

Sinister
10-23-2005, 08:20 PM
All of these "redeeming qualities" that you people on the list are rushing to come up with about yourself are totally negated by the fact that you're actually insecure enough to care about this thread. OH NOEZ, SIN STUDLY DUZN'T LYKE ME!!!1. IM KEWL, I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

that doesn't apply to me. I just wanted to prove him wrong.

yay
10-23-2005, 08:21 PM
All of these "redeeming qualities" that you people on the list are rushing to come up with about yourself are totally negated by the fact that you're actually insecure enough to care about this thread. OH NOEZ, SIN STUDLY DUZN'T LYKE ME!!!1. IM KEWL, I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111That's what people with No-Redeeming qualities say.

XYlophonetreeZ
10-23-2005, 08:33 PM
You're a dumbass.

Honestly, what else do I say to that? If I already think it's dumb to attempt to prove redeeming qualities to Sin Studly, how much dumber is it to prove them to YOU? Congratulations, you have created a post to which I cannot reply.

HeadAroundU
10-23-2005, 08:47 PM
All the people who responded to Justin's thread with naming their quality are complete immature retards.
.......and bdh0007 on the first place!

HeadAroundU THE Shining Star.

Offspring7
10-23-2005, 09:12 PM
if you really must know...redeeming qualities that i posess...
-I'm athletic.
-I'm pretty.
-I have good morals.
-I'm nice.
-I'm smart.
-I plan to contribute more to the world than you have as a doctor.
-I can speak two languages.
-Contrary to popular belief, my life does not revolve around posting on the Offspring Forums nor does it revolve around impressing dumbasses like you and others.

Kitten
10-23-2005, 09:15 PM
-Contrary to popular belief, my life does not revolve around posting on the Offspring Forums nor does it revolve around impressing dumbasses like you and others.

Then why do you feel the need to justify yourself to anyone by listing your qualities in the first place?

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 09:18 PM
^ Pretty good question.

Offspring7
10-23-2005, 09:19 PM
simply out of boredom. when i first joined, it was because i loved the offspring. i stick around and post because of the diversity of this atmosphere and sheer boredom. i amaze myself actually finding time to do this. and besides, i never say no to a challenge.

Sin Studly
10-23-2005, 09:24 PM
Good enough for me, and some of your redeeming qualities were indeed valid. I'll attempt to remember them and respect you slightly in the future.

The_Hombre
10-24-2005, 05:47 AM
Good enough for me, and some of your redeeming qualities were indeed valid. I'll attempt to remember them and respect you slightly in the future.

Hey Justin. Guess what?

Fuck you.

Bye bye.

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 05:52 AM
You don't have to bother justifying yourself, everybody already knows you don't have a single redeeming quality.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-24-2005, 06:44 AM
I can't wait to see Jenny try and defend herself.

But she'd better do it from abroad.

Cos I want her THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 07:01 AM
I'm an offspring fan

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 07:14 AM
*just dies*
Ok then,
*I'm really good at art
*I'm good at English
*I am English
*I can play the guitar
*I am a good at acting, dancing and singing
*I'm prettier than you
*I'm the best at giving guys boners :D
*I'm nice to people most of the time
*I stick up for my friends
And many more, i can't be fucked to write.....

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 07:23 AM
When female, and not repulsive, giving guys your age boners is incredibly easy. It takes about as much time as you take to undress.
Heh Heh it's still pretty fun though. It's mine and my friends new hobby.

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 07:30 AM
Sluttyness is a hobby?
Pretty much, what else is one to do with their spare time...

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-24-2005, 07:32 AM
Not be a slut?

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 07:37 AM
Not be a slut?
I'm not really being a slut, it's just a bit of fun, thats all.

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 07:44 AM
I think you crave attention more than cock.

You'll be a lot more popular if you give blowjobs to random hawt guys.
Now that is being slutty, no thanks...

memento
10-24-2005, 07:45 AM
memento


I am ripped.

Kitten
10-24-2005, 07:46 AM
Now that is being slutty, no thanks...

But going around being a prick tease isn't slutty?

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 07:47 AM
But going around being a prick tease isn't slutty?
Like I said thats just a bit of fun, I don't consider it slutty myself :(
It's not as if I'm sleeping round or giving random guys blowjobs, I'd NEVER do that.
Anyway who cares, goodbye

Kitten
10-24-2005, 07:50 AM
Like I said thats just a bit of fun, I don't consider it slutty myself :(

You have no redeeming qualities.

killer_queen
10-24-2005, 07:51 AM
if you really must know...redeeming qualities that i posess...
-I'm athletic.
-I'm pretty.
-I have good morals.
-I'm nice.
-I'm smart.
-I plan to contribute more to the world than you have as a doctor.
-I can speak two languages.
-Contrary to popular belief, my life does not revolve around posting on the Offspring Forums nor does it revolve around impressing dumbasses like you and others.

Now, this is funny. Just being pretty and smart would make you any better but obviously, you are not.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-24-2005, 07:52 AM
You have no redeeming qualities.

I'm inclined to agree.

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 07:54 AM
You have no redeeming qualities.
Huh? I'm confused, just because I give guys boners sometimes, I don't have any qualities at all?

Kitten
10-24-2005, 07:56 AM
Huh? I'm confused, just because I give guys boners sometimes, I don't have any qualities at all?

No, because you see nothing wrong with being a prick tease, I feel it cancels out any redeemable qualities you might ever have had.

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 08:02 AM
No, because you see nothing wrong with being a prick tease, I feel it cancels out any redeemable qualities you might ever have had.
Hey, don't go over the top about it.
I'm REALLY not being a slut it's just a weird phase, I do have qualities that don't involve stuff like that.

The_Hombre
10-24-2005, 09:38 AM
You don't have to bother justifying yourself, everybody already knows you don't have a single redeeming quality.

Really? :(

I'm so disheartened.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-24-2005, 09:44 AM
I have lots, but i chose not to post them here.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-24-2005, 09:47 AM
I used to sing in a band... does that count, if not then I play violin, make good pizzas, and hate you.

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 10:24 AM
Violin is cool. Can you play any Nocturnes?

Amanda
10-24-2005, 10:31 AM
This is one time i'm actually glad i was overlooked.

memento
10-24-2005, 10:33 AM
I possess my porn collection.

HAHAHAHAHA legend!

ruroken
10-24-2005, 01:06 PM
I loved this thread until "<<Angry Kid>>" started posting. Way to ruin the goddam humor, you fucking whore.

.:SMASH:.
10-24-2005, 02:31 PM
and i challenge you to a dual

Vera
10-24-2005, 02:37 PM
Yay for taking teh internets seriously.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-24-2005, 02:37 PM
I challenge anybody here to a fight. if they wanna use swords...even beter for me :D

crazy_offspring_gal
10-24-2005, 02:50 PM
arak0r
The_Hombre
Sinister
memento
Kerr
Thucydides
notoriousdoc
HeadAroundU
[Warning]NimrodInTown
crazy_offspring_gal
the_offsprings_monkey
Alec
Linda
wishomie
Duracell
Drummerguy123
Human
NOAMR
fuckme/yay/whatever
:SMASH:
ThatOneGuy(numbers)
voodoomajik
bd007h
Trippy
Megs
Noodles II
dexterisMYman
Telekenesis
Rodney Mullen
<<Angry Kid>>
Offspringfan
Offspring7

This goes for every single one of you. I challenge you. I challenge you to name one redeeming quality you possess. Just one. It doesn't matter how small or trivial, please, just let me believe there's something ; anything.
I challenge you to really, really, really get a life.

As for me I have a life. And for this 'redeeming quality' I know french well; Why am i really telling you this... Ooh I know why.. No wait I don't.. the stupid-ness got to me, Oh dam :(

.:SMASH:.
10-24-2005, 03:10 PM
I challenge anybody here to a fight. if they wanna use swords...even beter for me :D
omg, doesn't anyone know a joke when they hear one

<<Angry Kid>>
10-24-2005, 03:13 PM
I loved this thread until "<<Angry Kid>>" started posting. Way to ruin the goddam humor, you fucking whore.
Shut up, I was sticking up for myself.

.:SMASH:.
10-24-2005, 03:14 PM
Shut up, I was sticking up for myself.
lol i never noticed your location thing till now! thats gold!!! oh sorry for being random but you deserve credit..... :p

T-6005
10-24-2005, 03:35 PM
I challenge you to really, really, really get a life.

As for me I have a life. And for this 'redeeming quality' I know french well; Why am i really telling you this... Ooh I know why.. No wait I don't.. the stupid-ness got to me, Oh dam :(

You don't know french well at all. Just a thought. Because of this, you have no redeeming qualities. Which I think was expected by everyone.

ruroken
10-24-2005, 05:22 PM
Shut up, I was sticking up for myself.
No, you were being a brainless whore.

Human
10-24-2005, 05:22 PM
I have intellegence.

memento
10-25-2005, 02:43 AM
I challenge you to give me 10.

The_Hombre
10-25-2005, 07:52 AM
I challenge you to give me 10.

I challenge you to stay gay

memento
10-25-2005, 08:14 AM
WOuld you be willing to take my cock/cum in your ass?

notoriousdoc
10-25-2005, 08:25 AM
Mine is:
It's physically impossible for me to run off with your woman

Thank you Paint it Black

Trippy
10-25-2005, 10:29 AM
Ooh. :)

I'm sexy and intelligent. :)

SkunkIt
10-25-2005, 10:37 AM
I have a good singing voice. I even posted a clip of me singing in the voice samples thread
Umm, honestly, I was laughing when you sang the high pitches. You have potential, but you need voice lessons.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 10:39 AM
I got tons of compliments singing that song on my high school senior trip. I've also done it karaoke a few times and got compliments. Maybe I just didn't do that well in that recording

SkunkIt
10-25-2005, 10:41 AM
Everyone needs a little help and you do have potential, but there's no way you'll be famous for it or start a band without voice lessons.There are alot of dynamics in singing and alot you need to learn if you don't already know. If you already know those, you need to review and polish your skills.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 01:35 PM
I have to admit, that was funny.

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 01:42 PM
I have to admit, that was funny.
yeah...........

the_GoDdEsS
10-25-2005, 02:25 PM
Just stop trying, idiots. Seriously.