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That Punk Kid You Love
10-24-2005, 02:23 AM
I Own The Fucking Threads Bitch. Im The Only One Posting! Ive Had 3 Smirnoff Triple Black's And Im Aliittle Buzzed But Ya Know Im In The Mood.fuck Me!!!!!!

_ߥ_vil_
10-24-2005, 02:24 AM
What?
Awwww.....I want alcohol now.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-24-2005, 02:29 AM
What?
Awwww.....I want alcohol now.



yes lots of it. we can fuck all night long

_ߥ_vil_
10-24-2005, 02:31 AM
I think that HAU is moving onto boys!!!

There you go :p

That Punk Kid You Love
10-24-2005, 02:35 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh numver 5 down teh hatch. im not fucking HAU. "he doesnt bring mer flowers anymore"

yay
10-24-2005, 02:51 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh numver 5 down teh hatch. im not fucking HAU. "he doesnt bring mer flowers anymore"This message is hidden because That Punk Kid You Love is on your unoriginal tryhard list.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-24-2005, 05:28 AM
Normally I'd close this but I want Justin to see how h4rdk0r3 your drinking is and rip you to pieces for it.

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 05:30 AM
He's obviously attepting to be sarcastic and funny, and failing miserably. Lock it. No chance is this serious, a six year old girl wouldn't brag about this.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-24-2005, 05:31 AM
You're forgetting, this is TPKYL. He so would.

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 05:35 AM
3 smirnoff ices couldn't get a newborn infant drunk if it were administrated intraveniously. He's attempting to make fun of retards who brag about drinking really small amounts.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-24-2005, 05:37 AM
I still think it's open to debate. He's such a complete retee that I wouldn't put it past him.

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 07:14 AM
I still think it's open to debate. He's such a complete retee that I wouldn't put it past him.

I'm unconvinced.

memento
10-24-2005, 07:55 AM
I used to get tipsy on like 3 of 'em. Good times. I prolly still do.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-24-2005, 07:59 AM
I really need to get drunk tonight.

Sin Studly
10-24-2005, 08:41 AM
I used to get tipsy on like 3 of 'em. Good times. I prolly still do.

Tipsy enough to act like the retard he's acting like? No. Shit, alcohol is a tolerance thing, not some inherent thing, and any healthy male of average size (or even an unhealthy scrawny bitch like me, when I'm out of form) should be able to down half a bottle of vodka at the very least before acting like that.

For me, without any tolerance (ie ; been without any alcohol for 3-4 months), I can down a full bottle and not act like that. And I'm unhealthy as shit, my liver can't properly detoxify alcohol anymore, and I'm 20kg underweight. Shit, you could give my aging decrepit grandmother who never drinks 3 smirnoff ices and she would giggle a lot, but never act like that.

Paint_It_Black
10-24-2005, 09:23 AM
This was definitely an attempted joke.

memento
10-24-2005, 09:26 AM
... blah blah 20kg underweight blah blah.

How much do you weigh? 20kg is alot to be underweight. It's prolly some gay ass BMI chart your going by which don't mean jack shit.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-24-2005, 08:40 PM
What the fuck was I thinking when I pulled this off? Let me think about this. Krissy told me that last night I smoked a whole pack of Newports,drank Vodka,ran around shirtless,drank abunch of Smirnoff,and sat there yelling "Fuck me!" for like 20 mins then I passed out at the computer.Sorry for my drunkenness people.

Human
10-24-2005, 08:41 PM
I'm not gay because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-24-2005, 08:49 PM
I'm not gay because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.



Do you think this thread is about homos?

crazy_offspring_gal
10-25-2005, 12:50 AM
I'm not gay because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Milkshake's are teh best.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-25-2005, 01:22 AM
I don't enjoy 10 year old milkshakes. They have to be atleast 12 cause thats when they grow teh boobies.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-25-2005, 01:35 AM
I will go as low as 15 no lower.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-25-2005, 01:39 AM
Truthfully,the lowest I'll go is 13. Cause at 12 their just getting boobies and their emo cause their going through changes and they wanna die cause their growing pussy hair. Its just terrible. I would murder myself if I had to date a girl that bitched about her life constantly. Good thing Krissy doesn't care about like,anything and loves life.

Blue_Dragon
10-25-2005, 02:21 AM
AHAHAH!! a good late night laugh