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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-25-2005, 03:41 PM
Im making the thread now since tomorrow i won't be here...I think. Anyway, Happy-Early-Birthday.

That_Guy91
10-25-2005, 03:41 PM
yes, happy birthday duracell

Offspring7
10-25-2005, 03:42 PM
happy birthday duracell or guy with really cool name of mark.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 03:42 PM
Happy early birthday Mark.

Duracell
10-25-2005, 03:44 PM
Thanks guys. I appreciate it. less than 7 hours and I can go buy some adult toys!

That Punk Kid You Love
10-25-2005, 03:44 PM
Hmms,I never knew your name is "Mark".


HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY GANGSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-25-2005, 03:45 PM
Thanks guys. I appreciate it. less than 7 hours and I can go buy some adult toys!
Haha, awesome .

Offspring7
10-25-2005, 03:49 PM
are you going to go sit outside the local porn shop until its the exact second of your 18th birthday and then go in and buy stuff?

bd007h
10-25-2005, 03:51 PM
That's what I would have done if I had a car at the time.. Haha, no. I just got a magazine off the internet.

Duracell
10-25-2005, 03:52 PM
are you going to go sit outside the local porn shop until its the exact second of your 18th birthday and then go in and buy stuff?

No actually I'm gonna go in 5 minutes early. Then they'll tell me to leave, then I'll go back five minutes later and be like give me some damn porn.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-25-2005, 03:54 PM
No actually I'm gonna go in 5 minutes early. Then they'll tell me to leave, then I'll go back five minutes later and be like give me some damn porn.

Hahahah, that's a good idea.

SkunkIt
10-25-2005, 04:00 PM
Happy Birthday, Duracell!


http://www.ecake.com.sg/images/products/icecreamcakes/aic01_301.jpg

bd007h
10-25-2005, 04:01 PM
I would post porn for Duracell, but it'd get deleted.

Duracell
10-25-2005, 04:03 PM
I would post porn for Duracell, but it'd get deleted.

thanks, but no need. I've already got a nice collection of porn. I'm just excited for my first time to actually be able to go in and buy it.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 04:05 PM
I haven't bothered going into porn shops yet. I've got my own computer. All the free porn I can handle

The Talking Pie
10-25-2005, 04:05 PM
Happy birthday.

SkunkIt
10-25-2005, 04:06 PM
You can buy porn, cigarettes, a lottery ticket and vote.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 04:06 PM
I don't smoke, I haven't gotten a lottery ticket yet, I don't bother buying porn because I can get it online for free, but I have voted. I''ve been 19 for 3 months

Offspring7
10-25-2005, 04:09 PM
You can buy porn, cigarettes, a lottery ticket and vote.

as well as legally have sex.

SkunkIt
10-25-2005, 04:09 PM
as well as legally have sex.
It's was never illegal.


I don't smoke, I haven't gotten a lottery ticket yet, I don't bother buying porn because I can get it online for free, but I have voted. I''ve been 19 for 3 months
Being 19 means you can drink in Canada now. The drinking age used to be 18 there.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 04:10 PM
It's 21 here in the US. I have to wait 2 more years.

Duracell
10-25-2005, 04:11 PM
Happy birthday.

wow, I'm truely impressed with how much bullshit you can take. You have gained my respect.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 04:11 PM
as well as legally have sex.


Yes, I'm hoping I can get some at college, hahaha

The Talking Pie
10-25-2005, 04:12 PM
wow, I'm truely impressed with how much bullshit you can take. You have gained my respect.
I just like to be nice to people, is all.

SkunkIt
10-25-2005, 04:12 PM
It's 21 here in the US. I have to wait 2 more years.
Get a plane ticket. :p

bd007h
10-25-2005, 04:14 PM
I can wait two years. I don't drink, yet. I just wanna get laid

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-25-2005, 04:14 PM
It's was never illegal.


.

It's illegal to have sex under 18. But, eh, who cares?

Offspring7
10-25-2005, 04:15 PM
Being 19 means you can drink in Canada now. The drinking age used to be 18 there.

is that by each territory/province? because it was definitely 18 this summer.

0r4ng3
10-25-2005, 04:16 PM
Nimrod In Town']It's illegal to have sex under 18. But, eh, who cares?
Only if one person is, and the other person isn't.

The Talking Pie
10-25-2005, 04:17 PM
Only if one person is, and the other person isn't.
I think it's still illegal. But both parties are at fault, so it's generally considered a waste of time and resources pursuing legally.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-25-2005, 04:20 PM
Only if one person is, and the other person isn't.

It's still illegal even if both of them want.

0r4ng3
10-25-2005, 04:21 PM
I think I got my facts wrong. If one or both people are 17, it's bending the rules, and it's not illegal.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 04:21 PM
It's only illegal if you get caught

Duracell
10-25-2005, 04:23 PM
Well at midnight, I'll make sure the hooker is atleast 18, cuz I don't want to becum sombodies bitch in prison.

SkunkIt
10-25-2005, 04:27 PM
is that by each territory/province? because it was definitely 18 this summer.I'm not sure, but in Toronto It's 19.

Amanda
10-25-2005, 04:57 PM
I'll probably be here tomorrow, but in case you aren't: Happy birthday, have fun with the porn toys...and thats it.

yay
10-25-2005, 05:17 PM
Happy Birthday Duracell. Hopefully now that you've turned 18 you'll have enough maturity to quit spamming and delete all your other spam accounts. Still, have a nice day though :D

That_Guy91
10-25-2005, 05:24 PM
Happy Birthday Duracell. Hopefully now that you've turned 18 you'll have enough maturity to quit spamming and delete all your other spam accounts. Still, have a nice day though :D
im pretty sure you cant delete accounts. also, he hasnt used his other accounts in a while.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 05:26 PM
Duracell doesn't bother me much anymore. My respect for him has risen exponentially

That_Guy91
10-25-2005, 05:27 PM
same here. hes not really a dumbass anymore.

usually.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 05:29 PM
wishomie seems to be getting worse though.

yay
10-25-2005, 05:34 PM
wishomie seems to be getting worse though.See the thing is, people like me, Duracell, Sin Studly (Ussually for good reason), Ruroken and Crazy Offspring gal etc, seem to be the ones who get frowned upon right across this board and have our threads deleted or moderated because we boast a bad history. However, people like Human and Wishomie and in some cases even This Thread Is Gay (Who is quite respected here) are a lot worse.I've been browsing and I've found threads staretd by Human and especially Wishomie just recently just to piss people off.

That_Guy91
10-25-2005, 05:37 PM
See the thing is, people like me, Duracell, Sin Studly (Ussually for good reason), Ruroken and Crazy Offspring gal etc, seem to be the ones who get frowned upon right across this board and have our threads deleted or moderated because we boast a bad history. However, people like Human and Wishomie and in some cases even This Thread Is Gay (Who is quite respected here) are a lot worse.I've been browsing and I've found threads staretd by Human and especially Wishomie just recently just to piss people off.
human cut down on the spamming though. and TTiG pwns you and most of the board. youre an attention whore, and thats why people hate you. nobody wants to read your book on spamming except for the_offsprings_monkey, because all it will be it a guideline on how to spam better.

yay
10-25-2005, 05:40 PM
human cut down on the spamming though. and TTiG pwns you and most of the board. youre an attention whore, and thats why people hate you. nobody wants to read your book on spamming except for the_offsprings_monkey, because all it will be it a guideline on how to spam better.See though, I don't think everyone hates me anymore except for a few very angry people like you who don't see I'm over that stupid shit. I haven't touched that thread in ages and it's probably sitting on like the 20th page of this forum. I won't revive it, nor will I revive any of my stupid threads I used to make. Unholy Nightbringer asked me to let that thread about the Fuckme History die, so I did.

What I said above is completely correct. People like yourself will keep putting users like me down for what we used to do, instead of concentrating on the problem right now, which is Human and Wishomie for the most part.

That_Guy91
10-25-2005, 05:42 PM
oh ok then. didnt notice how far back that thread was, since i havent been here as much as i used to.

Human
10-25-2005, 05:44 PM
hey!hey!hey! My birthday is tomorrow also. What about me? Okay...I'm ovcer it.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 05:44 PM
you already have a thread

bd007h
10-25-2005, 05:45 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17714&page=1&pp=20

Human
10-25-2005, 05:49 PM
Oh! Cccccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Sorry. Alex likes me! Alex likes me!

yay
10-25-2005, 05:51 PM
Oh! Cccccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Sorry. Alex likes me! Alex likes me!See what I mean??

bd007h
10-25-2005, 05:52 PM
Leah, seriously, no one cares about Alex

Human
10-25-2005, 05:53 PM
Leah, seriously, no one cares about Alex
Yes I know that but I see no harm in being happy and telling all to a whole bunch of people I don't even know.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 05:53 PM
a lot of us find it very annoying.

Human
10-25-2005, 05:54 PM
a lot of us find it very annoying.
I've only mentioned alex in about three posts. I only really just started talking about him.

Duracell
10-25-2005, 05:58 PM
I've only mentioned alex in about three posts. I only really just started talking about him.

So what would you do with Alex, if you got him in your room and your parents or no-one else is home.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:35 PM
god only hopes that she never has that opportunity

Human
10-25-2005, 06:37 PM
So what would you do with Alex, if you got him in your room and your parents or no-one else is home.
Probably make out with him but probably not cross the line...maybe when I'm 18 I'll cross it.

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:38 PM
Probably make out with him but probably not cross the line...maybe when I'm 18 I'll cross it.
jesus kids today are stupid as hell

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:39 PM
she's 10, Alex probably can't even get it up yet.

Rancid_Guyxxx
10-25-2005, 06:39 PM
Probably make out with him but probably not cross the line...maybe when I'm 18 I'll cross it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Human
10-25-2005, 06:40 PM
she's 10, Alex probably can't even get it up yet.
i DECLARE MYSELF 11 ALTHOUGH it is tomorrow. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "GET IT UP"?

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:40 PM
she's 10, Alex probably can't even get it up yet.
o my lord thats funny!

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:41 PM
i DECLARE MYSELF 11 ALTHOUGH it is tomorrow. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "GET IT UP"?
RETARD!!!!!!

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:41 PM
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "GET IT UP"?


Please tell me you're joking

Human
10-25-2005, 06:43 PM
Please tell me you're joking
I'm not. Now tell me and don't use any examples such as "that's what __________ __________s ___________"

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:43 PM
i DECLARE MYSELF 11 ALTHOUGH it is tomorrow. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "GET IT UP"?
i cant stop laughing!! :D

barangatang
10-25-2005, 06:43 PM
she's 10, Alex probably can't even get it up yet.

Naw, even toddlers get boners. I even bet wishomie was born with a boner.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:44 PM
For all we know, this Alex could be an Alexandra or an Alexis.

Rancid_Guyxxx
10-25-2005, 06:44 PM
Naw, even toddlers get boners. I even bet wishomie was born with a boner.

Dude, Wishomie was fucking born with his hand around his cock and a porn mag in his hand.

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:45 PM
For all we know, this Alex could be an Alexandra or an Alexis.
your right...

Human
10-25-2005, 06:46 PM
For all we know, this Alex could be an Alexandra or an Alexis.
Yes, and for all we know I could be 35 year old widower George Hanson that ir trying to befriend kids on the internet so I can rape them.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:46 PM
Dude, Wishomie was fucking born with his hand around his cock and a porn mag in his hand.


hahaha, Post #69

Duracell
10-25-2005, 06:47 PM
i DECLARE MYSELF 11 ALTHOUGH it is tomorrow. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "GET IT UP"?

ha, my b-day will start 2 hours before yours, since I'm in the Central Time zone. and "GET IT UP" means this. ok males have this thang called a penis, they come (no pun intended) in all different shapes and sizes. Sometime these penis' will lose blood flow, causing them to get hard "erect" (as in erection) as the penis gets hard it rises up ward. Now when this penis is hard you can do some things with it but you just wanted to know what "GET IT UP" meant, so I think I covered it.

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:48 PM
Yes, and for all we know I could be 35 year old widower George Hanson that ir trying to befriend kids on the internet so I can rape them.
yeah right your not even aloud to cross the street

Human
10-25-2005, 06:48 PM
Glad you told me yet...I'm not glad.

Rancid_Guyxxx
10-25-2005, 06:49 PM
ha, my b-day will start 2 hours before yours, since I'm in the Central Time zone. and "GET IT UP" means this. ok males have this thang called a penis, they come (no pun intended) in all different shapes and sizes. Sometime these penis' will lose blood flow, causing them to get hard "erect" (as in erection) as the penis gets hard it rises up ward. Now when this penis is hard you can do some things with it but you just wanted to know what "GET IT UP" meant, so I think I covered it.

Dude shapes? What like triangles, circles, squares?

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:49 PM
ha, my b-day will start 2 hours before yours, since I'm in the Central Time zone. and "GET IT UP" means this. ok males have this thang called a penis, they come (no pun intended) in all different shapes and sizes. Sometime these penis' will lose blood flow, causing them to get hard "erect" (as in erection) as the penis gets hard it rises up ward. Now when this penis is hard you can do some things with it but you just wanted to know what "GET IT UP" meant, so I think I covered it.
lolz!!!!!!!

barangatang
10-25-2005, 06:50 PM
For all we know, this Alex could be an Alexandra or an Alexis.

No Its a boy check in joys "personal thread" for more information. I'm a bitch not to post a link.

Human
10-25-2005, 06:50 PM
yeah right your not even aloud to cross the street
Yeah, right you're not even allowed to cross the street.
I know I shouldn't have corrected it but I did.
And yes, I've been allowed to cross the street since I was four. This should tell you everything. Now be gone.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:51 PM
maybe this Alex is a Hermaphrodite

Duracell
10-25-2005, 06:51 PM
Dude shapes? What like triangles, circles, squares?
well they can come in rectangular, oval, semi circle, or a curved line.

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:51 PM
Yeah, right you're not even allowed to cross the street.
I know I shouldn't have corrected it but I did.
And yes, I've been allowed to cross the street since I was four. This should tell you everything. Now be gone.
this post is proof that your a 10 year old nerd

Rancid_Guyxxx
10-25-2005, 06:52 PM
Dude that was awesome.

Human
10-25-2005, 06:52 PM
maybe this Alex is a Hermaphrodite
I used to know what that meant but I forgot...

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:52 PM
Dude that was awesome.
thank you triangle penis lol :D

Rancid_Guyxxx
10-25-2005, 06:55 PM
Actually my penis is a definetly a cube. A perfect fucking box.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:55 PM
I used to know what that meant but I forgot...

oh well .

Human
10-25-2005, 06:56 PM
just shut up about your penis'

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:56 PM
Actually my penis is a definetly a cube. A perfect fucking box.

No pun intended

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:56 PM
Actually my penis is a definetly a cube. A perfect fucking box.
mine kind of looks like an upside down elephant the balls are the eyes

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-25-2005, 06:56 PM
Yeah, right you're not even allowed to cross the street.
I know I shouldn't have corrected it but I did.
And yes, I've been allowed to cross the street since I was four. This should tell you everything. Now be gone.

Who cares? You're a small, worthless creature NOBODY cares about. You yet have to develop social skills, and much more.

Rancid_Guyxxx
10-25-2005, 06:57 PM
just shut up about your penis'

Shut up about your entire life. Go get yourself kidnapped you fucking hermit.

Human
10-25-2005, 06:58 PM
Nimrod In Town']Who cares? You're a small, worthless creature NOBODY cares about. You yet have to develop social skills, and much more.
Same to you. Trying to be polite to you is like well... I tried and you just don't want to let it happen.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 06:58 PM
nobody would dare kidnap her. Who'd want her?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-25-2005, 06:59 PM
Same to you. Trying to be polite to you is like well... I tried and you just don't want to let it happen.

Same lame insults, huh? Pathetic. Go "try" to act smart somewhere else, creature.

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 06:59 PM
a rapist ...........

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-25-2005, 06:59 PM
All i have to say is: cut your fingers off, unwanted twit.

bd007h
10-25-2005, 07:00 PM
A rapist wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 07:00 PM
i hope alex asks you out and kills him/herself

Human
10-25-2005, 07:01 PM
You're all ignore listed now. No, not because of you being so rude...I just can't take your stupidity. Who are you all to know who I am, what I look like, what I act like, or what I really feel? You know what...don't even answer that because I won't be reading it.

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 07:01 PM
A rapist wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole
maybe one of the guys from zztop

Original prankstA
10-25-2005, 07:02 PM
You're all ignore listed now. No, not because of you being so rude...I just can't take your stupidity. Who are you all to know who I am, what I look like, what I act like, or what I really feel? You know what...don't even answer that because I won't be reading it.
good idiot box

Duracell
10-25-2005, 07:03 PM
This is me after I get home from tha porn shop tonight.......

http://www.savefile.com/files/9504059

bd007h
10-25-2005, 07:04 PM
haha, she's taking the pussy-way out. Oh, the wonderful ignore list :rolleyes:

Human
10-25-2005, 07:05 PM
This is me after I get home from tha porn shop tonight.......

http://www.savefile.com/files/9504059
I didn't feel like downloading it. *yawn*

barangatang
10-25-2005, 07:05 PM
nobody would dare kidnap her. Who'd want her?

She's jewish.

jews=money

defy me
10-26-2005, 04:37 AM
Even though its late and I dont know you very well,

Happy Birthday.

Duracell
10-26-2005, 04:40 AM
Thanks everyone, and defy me, its not late. Today is my B-Day. So far it's not to great I've got to go to school in 35 minutes. But I get the rest of the week off. So I'm excited about that.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-26-2005, 04:43 AM
u wnt my rappa happy birthday now mark?

defy me
10-26-2005, 04:44 AM
Oh well, happy birthday still... I never went to school on my birthday... hehe. and I've had the whole week off.

Duracell
10-26-2005, 04:55 AM
Ya, now I wont have to buy them for you.

l o l

Duracell
10-26-2005, 04:56 AM
u wnt my rappa happy birthday now mark?

I'm looking forward to hearing it

the_offsprings_monkey
10-26-2005, 04:58 AM
My B-day message 2 Mark (http://media.putfile.com/Marks-b-day-message)

bd007h
10-26-2005, 03:56 PM
Duracell hasn't been on since this morning. He's probably having fun with his toys and porn

Original prankstA
10-26-2005, 03:57 PM
Duracell hasn't been on since this morning. He's probably having fun with his toys and porn
i cant blame him

Duracell
10-26-2005, 05:22 PM
wooo, I finally got the urge to take a break from playing with all my adult toys. I'm having so much fun. Except there's this two headed dildo, and I've got no one elses ass to stick the other end into.

bd007h
10-26-2005, 05:22 PM
Happy birthday Mark

Conspiracy of One
10-26-2005, 05:24 PM
Happy birthday duracell, go get some porn now.

Offspring7
10-26-2005, 05:25 PM
happy actual birthday.

Drummer_Boi91
10-26-2005, 05:25 PM
Happy birthday ya dirty bastard,
Have a mad day

Duracell
10-26-2005, 05:26 PM
thanks, everyone who have wished me a happy birthday. And to all of you that didn't I can see why your jealous. It's ok I understand.