PDA

View Full Version : Write poems about the BBS here.



the_GoDdEsS
11-28-2004, 10:04 AM
Oh, sweet little BBS
You make me feel like someone cares

You make me feel so warm inside
You’re the place where I can hide

Your loving claws as sharp as knife
Embrace us losers without life

We love you more than Webdude does,
Pope could always kick his ass.

Where kiddies spam and Linda moans
Many newbies find their homes.

You newb think you enjoyed some fame?
You have not tasted Trippy’s flame.

Some claim to have a high IQ
But fail to see a sarcastic view.

Vera’s witty comments rule
If you don’t think so, you’re a fool.

If you knew the supreme Izie and I
You’d be happy to become a dendrophile

Oh, sweet little BBS
You make me feel like someone cares


------
Yes, I love you all, too. Silliness. I have not included so many people (especially the l33t squad).
But you can include yourselves. You're smart like that.

Tijs
11-28-2004, 10:06 AM
I should be mentioned.

Linda
11-28-2004, 10:09 AM
WOW, I didn't know Goddess loved me so much.

the_GoDdEsS
11-28-2004, 10:12 AM
I should be mentioned.

Yeah. Like I've said, I wanted to mention dozens of other people but lacked stupid "poetic" ideas already. Rhyming is awful. Write one too. Or even write one about yourself.

Vera
11-28-2004, 10:12 AM
You whore, some of those didn't rhyme at all. ;D

saska de o...
11-28-2004, 10:13 AM
i cant write poem :D

the_GoDdEsS
11-28-2004, 10:17 AM
You whore, some of those didn't rhyme at all. ;D

I knoooow. :P *humps Vera's leg*

Linda feels honoured? *winkie-winkie*

wheelchairman
11-28-2004, 10:18 AM
Ode to the BBS

ah yes this age-old message board
let us congregate here
we, us, the bbs hoard,
easily offended, but nothing to fear?

let's hear the proclamations of the l33t squad
their repetitive and idle decadence which we love
their nose in the air, we chant 'je suis malade'
as we get the same old same old from above

And then of course there are the little people,
as equally repititive, but more more numerous
sitting as though in a church's steeple
I am not sure, who is more humerous?

We have Break, and his musical schtick
And then there is the dogmatic Sic
with his system on human nature
how can I forget the chicks, with all their pictures?

RXP and his fluxuating opinions
although steadfast on male dominance
TheUnHolyNightBringer who once was minion
and who can forget our discussion on Providence?

A smart topic idea, I don't believe that elitism was intended
none the less, the use of sarcasm will leave many offended
which is still funny, even though it's the same old stuff
will the newbies in their ignorance still insist on acting tough?
---------------------------
Hopped up on Aspirin and tea I am.

saska de o...
11-28-2004, 10:19 AM
pfrrr.......

Linda
11-28-2004, 10:22 AM
I knoooow. :P *humps Vera's leg*

Linda feels honoured? *winkie-winkie*

Hmmmm, thought you were so intellectual and intelligent.

Guess you're not afterall!

the_GoDdEsS
11-28-2004, 10:25 AM
Ode to the BBS

ah yes this age-old message board
let us congregate here
we, us, the bbs hoard,
easily offended, but nothing to fear?

let's hear the proclamations of the l33t squad
their repetitive and idle decadence which we love
their nose in the air, we chant 'je suis malade'
as we get the same old same old from above

And then of course there are the little people,
as equally repititive, but more more numerous
sitting as though in a church's steeple
I am not sure, who is more humerous?

We have Break, and his musical schtick
And then there is the dogmatic Sic
with his system on human nature
how can I forget the chicks, with all their pictures?

RXP and his fluxuating opinions
although steadfast on male dominance
TheUnHolyNightBringer who once was minion
and who can forget our discussion on Providence?

A smart topic idea, I don't believe that elitism was intended
none the less, the use of sarcasm will leave many offended
which is still funny, even though it's the same old stuff
will the newbies in their ignorance still insist on acting tough?
---------------------------
Hopped up on Aspirin and tea I am.

*applauds* WCM intoxicated. :P
Get better soon if you're sick. And don't forget lemon!

Tijs
11-28-2004, 10:27 AM
Yeah. Like I've said, I wanted to mention dozens of other people but lacked stupid "poetic" ideas already. Rhyming is awful. Write one too. Or even write one about yourself.
I'll try, it's probably gonna be sucky poem:

Well here I am
Once again on the BBS
Well I'll be damned
Another n00b made a mess
18 topics about the same subject
'Atom or Ron' they ask
It's making me mad
I'll just say he's a twat
That'll shut 'em
I guess it didn't
This is indeed a sucky poem
I'll just say I was kidding
Oh too late
I'm on his ignore list
Like that's making me afraid

Goddamn, fuck it, I shouldn't be writing poems, I suck at it. I'll go to another topic now. bye.

wheelchairman
11-28-2004, 10:27 AM
Much obliged. Twas lemon tea, so close enough. And I enjoyed this:


Some claim to have a high IQ
but fail to see a sarcastic view
twas comedy gold.

Endymion
11-28-2004, 10:30 AM
endy rhymes with penis, wink wink.

the_GoDdEsS
11-28-2004, 10:31 AM
Hmmmm, thought you were so intellectual and intelligent.

Guess you're not afterall!

No, I'm not. I've become a genius now.

RXP
11-28-2004, 10:32 AM
RXP is the smartest
RXP is the best looking
RXP is god
Oh RXP won't you be mine.

HornyPope
11-28-2004, 10:34 AM
I'm gonna steal FOD's poem (because I can't think of my own)

HornyPope is such an awesome guy
A man of many facests
It's only pity that
modesty isn't one of his assests

the_GoDdEsS
11-28-2004, 10:35 AM
Thanks, Per. =)

And Tijs should keep it up. You had a point in there.

Vera
11-28-2004, 10:37 AM
Here's an example of "Vera's witty comments":

The word asset has "ass" in it.

*insert Beavis&Butthead-styled laughter.

And Endy does not rhyme with penis, though it rhymes with Bendy.

Izie
11-28-2004, 10:46 AM
Heh, keep going :)

I'm totally uninspired, and obliged to write a sociology essay anyway, so no contributions from me yet.

But the poems rule *thumbs up*

wliethof
11-28-2004, 11:08 AM
the bbs sucks
why do I even post here?
pure philosophy

Idiot
11-28-2004, 11:59 AM
BBS, Oh BBS, Why do you exist?
You're full of twats, ugly twats, wanna hit them with my fist.
I waste these minutes, painful minutes, scanning through the forum
Only to find, its full of shit, which doesn't help my boredom.

So fuck your forums,fuck your topics and fuck your bloody members
I'd rather watch tv, terrestrial tv, and sit down to watch good Neighbours.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Haha, god I suck at poems.

P.S. >> I don't hate everyone on here, the 'twats' I'm referring to are pretty much to just all the damn n00bs. And TripBoy.

wliethof
11-28-2004, 12:09 PM
new and black on red
allows avatars and sigs
no intelligence

Linda
11-28-2004, 12:44 PM
No, I'm not. I've become a genius now.

Sure doesn't show in your posts.

BREAK
11-28-2004, 12:52 PM
*GRINDCORE BLASTBEAT*
*SHRIEKING ANAL CUNT VOICE*

This bbs is a piece of shit
This bbs is a piece of shit
I'm a loser & I have no life
This bbs is a piece of shit

These posters are dumber than a fucking shoe
These posters are dumber than my fucking butt
These posters are dumber than a roadkilled possum
Because of this bbs, I hate all Europeans

The Offspring are such a terrible band
The Offspring are such a terrible band
The Offspring are such a terrible band
Why am I posting here when I don't even like them?

Fuck you all should die
Fuck you all should die
That includes everybody that I like
Fuck you all should die, go to hell, drown, get shot, OD, step in front of moving trains, fall off of tall buildings, etc.

TripBoy is gay

JoY
11-28-2004, 12:54 PM
posting here once again
just another day
with another date
does it ever end?

same people, same place
same topics, same arguments
same enemies, same friends
some things never change

if I'd leave, I know,
I'd surely be forgotten
a memory gone rotten
it's all just a simple show

because it'll always be the same
no matter who'll defend your silly ass
& how many conversations there will pass
on here, we're all only just a screenname

Little_Miss_1565
11-28-2004, 12:54 PM
*explosive laughter at the Anal Cunt impersonation*

Nina
11-28-2004, 12:55 PM
Because of this bbs, I hate all Europeans


you'll get beaten up for that by certain beautiful
people like simona and iza and isa.
and well, me, and i'll start with the beat up.

-pokes you in the eye-

JoY
11-28-2004, 12:56 PM
you'll get beaten up for that by certain beautiful
people like simona and iza and isa.
and well, me, and i'll start with the beat up.

-pokes you in the eye-
<3 hehe.
may I ask you the measurements of the stick you're using?

Izie
11-28-2004, 12:58 PM
*explosive laughter at the Anal Cunt impersonation*

Agreed. Especially the last few ones!

Izie
11-28-2004, 01:02 PM
<3 hehe.
may I ask you the measurements of the stick you're using?

Do we need matching sticks or something?

Vera
11-28-2004, 01:26 PM
*explosive laughter at the Anal Cunt impersonation*
I especially loved the last line. XD

JoY
11-28-2004, 06:14 PM
Do we need matching sticks or something?
...we might.




Sanni - that one severely cracked me up too. *wipes away a tear*

Moose
11-28-2004, 06:25 PM
The BBS
Its new
Its sinned
Its dull
Its wearing thin

The BBS
Its aging
Its bitten
Its crying
Its wearing thin

The BBS
Its old
Its infected
Its dying
Its wearing thin

The maggots are feeding
On the dead BBS
The vultures are praying
On the dead BBS

Where its dull
Its dead
Where its dull
Its dead
Here once lies the bright BBS

TripBoy.
11-28-2004, 09:16 PM
This BBS now sucks thanks to TripBoy
making fat ugly bitches cum like a ClitToy
He thinks he's bad and wants you terrified and to wash your sweaty face in a sink
Cause your a pussy like a porn star dressed in pink
He thinks he's hard core and on the the brink
of hurting people to being thrown in the clink
Cause he starts fights with offspring fans like his shit don't stink
You think your gigantic, but you will Titanic sink.
TripBoys a gender confused fag
does he have a penis or is that a red rag?
He has no life and just likes to post here
to increase his post count, then get fucked in his rear.

ninth
11-28-2004, 09:59 PM
gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay fag PEACE

Mota Boy
11-28-2004, 10:20 PM
Oh BBS, I must confess
I surf you out of lonliness
I have no friends
No cash to spend
So I chat from dawn until day's end

Dex is so hot! Oh, you think not?
Then why are you here you piddling twat?
We all must agree
That, for humanity,
The Offspring are the best thing since we crawled from the sea.

I <3 Green Day too! Hey, so do you!
And The Ramones are all awesome too.
Punk'll never die
And if you insult it I'll cry
Then pretend I don't care and that my I.Q. is high

But Avril's a witch, a real Canuck bitch.
Her CD's not nearly as punk as she wished
She's dumb and ugly
A dork who should be...
Wait, what's that you say? What's "irony"?

Vera
11-29-2004, 06:18 AM
the post is

black
the thread is
s
i
n
k
i
n
g


s l o w l y


we all hope the pain should bleed
onto the virtual paper

of our souls

we scream silently exclamation marks
capital letters
proving our point our existence


die
hollow minds
emptiness
depth

lyrics of misery
fill our lives

post counts

of sorrow

sKratch
11-29-2004, 08:33 AM
Homosex and spam
Define our proud existence
I hate most of you

sKratch
11-29-2004, 08:37 AM
Punk music is good
You are a fucking poser
I'll never sell out



I ask: Did you know?
I AM A HAIKU MACHINE
Bow before me please