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Little_Miss_1565
10-26-2005, 08:38 PM
Ever wanted to know what human flesh tastes like, but have been held back by your vegetarian beliefs? Now there's hope.

http://www.eathufu.com

Hufu is not a hoax. Additionally, the only interest I have in this is sick and disgusting, not financial.

Mota Boy
10-26-2005, 08:54 PM
Where can I buy real human flesh?
Sorry, we can't help you. For better or for worse, the practice of cannibalism is frowned upon in today's modern industrial democratic societies. The purchase and consumption of human flesh is almost certainly illegal where you live. We recommend that you try some Hufu (TM) instead.
A very amusing site. I love how the button to leave the site leads you to one of a variety of children's shows. They really should've touted the health benefits - how this tastes just a good as real human flesh, but without the worry of contracting kuru.


Nuckols said he has never tasted human flesh but based his recipe on cannibals' reported descriptions of the flavor.
Wait, so he doesn't actually know himself? That's incredibly disappointing. Now I ain't buyin'.

I've heard the sweetest part of a man is the palm of the hand.

SkunkIt
10-26-2005, 09:17 PM
That's fucking disgusting.

Sunny
10-26-2005, 09:22 PM
hahah, i'd totally try it.

i wonder if hufu pad thai would be any good.

BREAK
10-26-2005, 09:42 PM
I'm definitely interested. It seems strange that they would bill hufu as "a way for cannibals to wean themsevles off of human flesh" rather than a way for non-cannibals to develop the taste for human flesh.

Drummerguy123
10-26-2005, 09:54 PM
Ever wanted to know what human flesh tastes like, but have been held back by your vegetarian beliefs? Now there's hope.

http://www.eathufu.com

Hufu is not a hoax. Additionally, the only interest I have in this is sick and disgusting, not financial.

lol. Where do you find these things.

OMG!!! This reminds me of something our science teacher taught us in 5th grade! He was a total hippie. I'll try to find a link.

EDIT: here it is. I'm not even kidding. We actually studied this.

http://www.jenkinspublishing.com/humanure.html

HornyPope
10-26-2005, 09:56 PM
Based his recipe on cannibals' reported descriptions of the flavor? How exactly does one describe "taste"? Boo.

Definatly dissapointed.

Vera
10-27-2005, 01:54 AM
I prefer babies.

Little_Miss_1565
10-27-2005, 04:23 AM
I prefer babies.

Mmmm...BabyFu?

The_Hombre
10-27-2005, 05:49 AM
I prefer babies.

I prefer dead babies. The moral dilemna is less of an issue.