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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-27-2005, 08:19 PM
I'm older than TUNB by 3 days. That's messed up. Compare to him i sound like a 12 year old.

You know what else is messed up? My constant making of lame threads.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:19 PM
Heh. Way to make me feel young, dude. =P

bd007h
10-27-2005, 08:20 PM
I'm almost 2 years older than both of you :eek:

T-6005
10-27-2005, 08:20 PM
Way to open a shitty thread. If you knew it was shit, why do it?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-27-2005, 08:21 PM
I don't know...

Tizzalicious
10-27-2005, 08:21 PM
That is true actually.

But you will be happy when you are 30?

I went to buy alcohol a week before my 23rd birthday, they asked for my ID. Now usually you have to be 16 to buy alcohol here, so imagine my shock. I thought the guy thought I was 15! Then he told me I had to be 18 because it was liquor. So he thought I was 17. When I showed him my ID he was the one who was shocked.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-27-2005, 08:22 PM
Tell me nimrod do you have ADHD... cause I have that BWAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :rolleyes:

T-6005
10-27-2005, 08:22 PM
Haha, speaking of age issues. The guy that lives in the room next to mine asked me how I old I was the other day. When I said 18, he was shocked. He asked me how I managed to be drunk almost all of the time (the legal age here is 19).

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-27-2005, 08:23 PM
What the hell...?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-27-2005, 08:25 PM
God, that's messed up.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:27 PM
Earlier today wishomie calls me a queer for having long hair.

Now he's seriously contemplating the legal consequences, were he to anally rape Lodat.

WTF?

Sunny
10-27-2005, 08:29 PM
That is true actually.
I went to buy alcohol a week before my 23rd birthday, they asked for my ID. Now usually you have to be 16 to buy alcohol here, so imagine my shock. I thought the guy thought I was 15! Then he told me I had to be 18 because it was liquor. So he thought I was 17. When I showed him my ID he was the one who was shocked.

hahah, damn.
I went to Canada in August and the border official thought I was a minor travelling without parental consent. =/ it wasn't fun.

but apparently i look "old".. at least according to TADLO. =p

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:30 PM
hahah, damn.
I went to Canada in August and the border official thought I was a minor travelling without parental consent. =/ it wasn't fun.

but apparently i look "old".. at least according to TADLO. =p

Need a zimmer frame, granny?! Where's your big ol' glasses on a chain, eh? Need some FLORAL KNITWEAR?!

HAR HAR HAR!

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:32 PM
I'm older than TUNB, and I sure act like it to. Cock sucking is so immature Dave, grow up!

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:33 PM
I'm older than TUNB, and I sure act like it to. Cock sucking is so immature Dave, grow up!

Well that's intriguing. I'm not that way inclined, but I'd love to hear an explanation as to why that's immature.

Tizzalicious
10-27-2005, 08:34 PM
hahah, damn.
I went to Canada in August and the border official thought I was a minor travelling without parental consent. =/ it wasn't fun.

but apparently i look "old".. at least according to TADLO. =p

Haha, weird shit. I think it's just because you are tiny. That's what the guy in the store told me too.

Rag Doll
10-27-2005, 08:34 PM
yeah, i always get asked how high school is going. i'm in my 2nd year of college =\.

Sunny
10-27-2005, 08:34 PM
Need a zimmer frame, granny?! Where's your big ol' glasses on a chain, eh? Need some FLORAL KNITWEAR?!

HAR HAR HAR!


my life is the suck.

i look old at the age of 21 and my husband's a fag. :[

all according to this board's members, of course.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:35 PM
Collectively, your relationship is GrannyFag.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:36 PM
Well that's intriguing. I'm not that way inclined, but I'd love to hear an explanation as to why that's immature.

uh, because talking about cocks and making jokes about cocks, is just immature. So doing anything with a cock must be immature too.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:37 PM
uh, because talking about cocks and making jokes about cocks, is just immature. So doing anything with a cock must be immature too.

Hear that, people? Sex is immature! So stop it. Duracell's orders.

Heh, not like that's too hard for Wishomie.

Tizzalicious
10-27-2005, 08:37 PM
yeah, i always get asked how high school is going. i'm in my 2nd year of college =\.

Haha, something like that happened to me once too. This guy started to talk to me at a gig, and asked me where I lived. I live in in this sucky city. So he said: "Oh, but in a few years you'll be in university and you won't be living there anymore" Me: "err..."

Haha.

Sunny: That's pretty sad yeah. No more hope for better days :(

Sunny
10-27-2005, 08:38 PM
....crrrraawling in my skin.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:39 PM
....crrrraawling in my skin.

Well, you know what they say.

Your husband's a god damned HOMO!

*Pointies and laughs*

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:40 PM
Hear that, people? Sex is immature! So stop it. Duracell's orders.

Heh, not like that's too hard for Wishomie.

No, no, no! thats just what me and Wishomie hear from you all, all the time. About how immature it is to be talking about masturbating and other things of that nature.

Human
10-27-2005, 08:41 PM
uh, because talking about cocks and making jokes about cocks, is just immature. So doing anything with a cock must be immature too.
No...it's only immature if you talk about it like the kids my age do. I find it annoying and retarded. G-d I still can't get over the fact that most of the kids in my class are 1-2 years older than me. They think it's the coolest thing to talk about those things and think they're acting like"big boys" and "big girls" and like they're acting all mature. It's so stupid. :rolleyes:

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:41 PM
No, no, no! thats just what me and Wishomie hear from you all, all the time. About how immature it is to be talking about masturbating and other things of that nature.

Not what I mean at all. To talk about nothing BUT that, however..

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:42 PM
....crrrraawling in my skin.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/8Project6/funny2.jpg

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:43 PM
Not what I mean at all. To talk about nothing BUT that, however..

who cares, It's either immature or its not.

T-6005
10-27-2005, 08:44 PM
who cares, It's either immature or its not.

No. It's situational.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:44 PM
who cares, It's either immature or its not.

Hush, puppy.

I've said all I shall say to you.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:46 PM
Hush, puppy.

I've said all I shall say to you.

Hells naw. I don't take orders from a child.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:48 PM
Hells naw. I don't take orders from a child.

You are the single greatest proof that age is simply a number.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:50 PM
You are the single greatest proof that age is simply a number.

hey I agree with you. I have no plans of ever acting my age. I like acting like a kid and wish I could have stayed a kid forever.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:51 PM
Well, congratulations. So far you're so much like my 6 year old cousin, you're practically twins.

Human
10-27-2005, 08:53 PM
hey I agree with you. I have no plans of ever acting my age. I like acting like a kid and wish I could have stayed a kid forever.
You're like the complete opposite of me. I try(but don't succeed very well) to act more mature than the others my age and I believe that I am in many ways...I also can't wait until I turn 21 so I can go to nightclubs and do whatever I want and I kow that I'll have my parents arounf until I'm at least 40 so yeah...

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:55 PM
Well, congratulations. So far you're so much like my 6 year old cousin, you're practically twins.

sweet, I have a ten year old cousin, and he acts so much more mature than me. That bastard is always telling on me for something.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:57 PM
Well congratulations, Duracell. Never have I known anyone be 18 and yet in their heads they're trying to work their way up to 10.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:57 PM
You're like the complete opposite of me. I try(but don't succeed very well) to act more mature than the others my age and I believe that I am in many ways...I also can't wait until I turn 21 so I can go to nightclubs and do whatever I want and I kow that I'll have my parents arounf until I'm at least 40 so yeah...

I'm glad I'm 18 only because I can go to strip clubs, and adult toy/movie stores. But I have no desire to be 21.

Human
10-27-2005, 08:59 PM
I'm glad I'm 18 only because I can go to strip clubs, and adult toy/movie stores. But I have no desire to be 21.
All the "good women" hate people like you. I bet that if you layed of the porn talk for awhile you could easily get a girl...but no...you have decided to watch the mobile home white trash girls that you'll never meet in your life. So sad *shakes head*

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-27-2005, 08:59 PM
All the "good women" hate people like you. I bet that if you layed of the porn talk for awhile you could easily get a girl...but no...you have decided to watch the mobile home white trash girls that you'll never meet in your life. So sad *shakes head*

He'd rather be friends with Wishomie than have a girl. *sniggers*

Duracell
10-27-2005, 08:59 PM
Well congratulations, Duracell. Never have I known anyone be 18 and yet in their heads they're trying to work their way up to 10.

Even though I'm now legally an adult, I'll always be a kid at heart. I would say, mind, but my school transcript would prove that to be false.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:01 PM
Hey Wishomie is fun to hang out with, and WTF human. I can keep my X-Rated talk on tha DL while around tha ladies (that I like).

Human
10-27-2005, 09:02 PM
He'd rather be friends with Wishomie than have a girl. *sniggers*
Poor him. i would rather have a boyfriend than be friends with an internet person that I've never met before. I shall be meeting coke in 2010. At least...I hope so.

bd007h
10-27-2005, 09:04 PM
Leah, what is with your sudden obsession with Coke-A-Holic?

Human
10-27-2005, 09:05 PM
Leah, what is with your sudden obsession with Coke-A-Holic?
I don't have an obsession. I'm just excited about being him for halloween and we've been pming back and forth and...just never mind...

Human
10-27-2005, 09:06 PM
Duracell has met me. I see him at least 5 times a week.
Post a pic of you two together.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:06 PM
Poor him. i would rather have a boyfriend than be friends with an internet person that I've never met before. I shall be meeting coke in 2010. At least...I hope so.

WTF, I know Wishomie (Andy) off the internet. Shit, I'm going over to his house tomorrow, then later were getting together with about a group of 20 of our friends to play football. Then after that, I'm gonna give Andy a ride to work then I'll pick him up and were going to Eldardos (porn shop) to buy some porn. Damn! Tomorrow is gonna be fun.

0r4ng3
10-27-2005, 09:06 PM
Being a kid is for faggots. I spent 18 years being a faggot.
Well technically, being a kid is for the undecided, in a way.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:08 PM
Post a pic of you two together.
Fine we'll take one tomorrow. You stupid cunt. Can't you see our location is the same. Me and him go to the same school and are in the same grade.

Human
10-27-2005, 09:10 PM
Fine we'll take one tomorrow. You stupid cunt. Can't you see our location is the same. Me and him go to the same school and are in the same grade.
Anybody could say that and anybody could say they live in Appleton wisconson. See? Look at my location?

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:11 PM
Anybody could say that and anybody could say they live in Appleton wisconson. See? Look at my location?

Don't worry, We will take a pic together tomorrow. I'm thinking tomorrow night, we'll pose with our newly bought porn.

Human
10-27-2005, 09:12 PM
Don't worry, We will take a pic together tomorrow. I'm thinking tomorrow night, we'll pose with our newly bought porn.
yeah...okay. I shall now referr to you as "white trash". I mean...you really are.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:13 PM
The pic in wishomie's avatar was actually taken by me at the play ground of Mckinely Elementary school.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:14 PM
yeah...okay. I shall now referr to you as "white trash". I mean...you really are.

So you call your Dad white trash too?

bd007h
10-27-2005, 09:15 PM
Leah, it's common for 18 year old males to be interested in Porn

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:16 PM
That should be fun.

IT will be. Or................nevermind I was gonna say something involving a dildo that we could buy, but I'm not going to say that dirty, dirty thought.

Human
10-27-2005, 09:16 PM
So you call your Dad white trash too?
No. He isn't white trash. He has a decent job...a great family...a huge house...a creative artistic mind(after all he is an artist very well known in his district)...everything I'm guessing that a man his age would want.

bd007h
10-27-2005, 09:16 PM
)...everything I'm guessing that a man his age would want.

a porn star for a wife?

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:17 PM
Leah, it's common for 18 year old males to be interested in Porn

or any male 10 and older. and not necessarly porn, just the females body.

bd007h
10-27-2005, 09:17 PM
or any male 10 and older. and not necessarly porn, just the females body.

exactly .

Human
10-27-2005, 09:17 PM
a porn star for a wife?
No...but the presidentof a software company...that gets fought over. Meaning, companyies argue for her.

bd007h
10-27-2005, 09:18 PM
look in his underwear drawer. I bet he's hiding some porn movies in there.


or at least magazines. Hell, maybe you'll find his stash of condoms

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:19 PM
No. He isn't white trash. He has a decent job...a great family...a huge house...a creative artistic mind(after all he is an artist very well known in his district)...everything I'm guessing that a man his age would want.
but he's looked at porn and been to strip clubs. And my life is far above the white trash level, sorry to dissapoint you. So what I like porn, but I sure as hell don't live a white trash lifestyle.

Human
10-27-2005, 09:20 PM
but he's looked at porn and been to strip clubs. And my life is far above the white trash level, sorry to dissapoint you. So what I like porn, but I sure as hell don't live a white trash lifestyle.
Okay...maybe I just shouldn't even think about it. Excuse me for being rude. I over react alot when people don't think like me. It's a really bad habit that I hate.

Duracell
10-27-2005, 09:21 PM
I didn't get interested in porn tell last week. :D

lol, yeah, my interest in those kinda moives didn't spark until earlier this week.

platinumpt
10-27-2005, 09:23 PM
Nimrod In Town']I'm older than TUNB by 3 days. That's messed up. Compare to him i sound like a 12 year old.

You know what else is messed up? My constant making of lame threads.
haha you're so right :rolleyes:

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-28-2005, 02:02 PM
Look at Leah, trying to make us think her father's cool, and her mom's awesome. While they're really 2 ugly poor jews. Fuck off, Leah, you're really pathetic.