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Mota Boy
10-27-2005, 11:36 PM
Why did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear masks? I mean, we're talking about six-foot tall talking reptiles. I don't exactly think a two-and-a-half inch strip of brightly-colored cloth will exactly suffice in throwing an elite ninja squad like the Foot off the trail.

WebDudette
10-27-2005, 11:39 PM
Yeah never quite got that one. The new toys confuse me aswell there suppose to be stealthy ninjas yet they have giant robots.

Elmo Is My Father
10-27-2005, 11:45 PM
Seriosly. What kind of ninja drives a jeep or a robot? Not any ninja I know. I don't think I even know a ninja so that just lowers my respect for them alot more.

Endymion
10-27-2005, 11:49 PM
how else would you tell them apart?

WebDudette
10-27-2005, 11:50 PM
Good point other then their weapons they're the same.
Thanks I'am terrible with things like that.

Endymion
10-27-2005, 11:52 PM
their, they're

Elmo Is My Father
10-27-2005, 11:52 PM
how else would you tell them apart?


They could all wear name tags or different jobs.

Betty
10-27-2005, 11:56 PM
It was clearly for style silly! Not practicality. They needed to look like ninjas, not just turtles.

Elmo Is My Father
10-27-2005, 11:59 PM
Im becoming sick right now some reason. Im tired,cold,feeling weak,and sick to my stomach.

WebDudette
10-28-2005, 12:02 AM
Well that sucks.

Mota Boy
10-28-2005, 12:04 AM
how else would you tell them apart?
My friends decided it was so that they could tell each other apart. You'd be perfectly fine throwing a villian through the air at Leonardo, knowling he'd slice him in two, but if you accidentaly swung one towards Michaelangelo, what the fuck his he gonna do to some street punk sailing towards him? He'd have to dodge.

You gotta know that Mike and Donatello secretly resented Raphael and Leonardo. What, Splinter didn't trust them with pointy objects?


It was clearly for style silly! Not practicality. They needed to look like ninjas, not just turtles.
Most ninjas *I* know are swarthed in black, not dazzled up with multicolor strips of flair.

SkunkIt
10-28-2005, 12:07 AM
Some ninjas wear headbands, but since the turtles heads are too small, they put them on their eyes. What I wanna know is, why is their teacher a giant talking rat in a bath robe?

wheelchairman
10-28-2005, 12:38 AM
It's their brand. It instills fears into their enemies.

Isolated Fury
10-28-2005, 12:55 AM
It's their brand. It instills fears into their enemies.
Blue - Like the bruises left after beating you to a pulp!
Orange - Like the sun, which our nija souls burn so much more intensely!
Red - Like the pools of blood left behind by our past enemies!
And Purple - Like the the identified homosexual out of the Teletubbies!

Fear us...Or be prepared for the consequences...

.:SMASH:.
10-28-2005, 01:01 AM
Why did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear masks? I mean, we're talking about six-foot tall talking reptiles. I don't exactly think a two-and-a-half inch strip of brightly-colored cloth will exactly suffice in throwing an elite ninja squad like the Foot off the trail.
haven't you noticed the name is TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles? try considering:
a) it might be "in" at the time
b) the chicks dig them
c) possibly covering up acne

memento
10-28-2005, 01:54 AM
how else would you tell them apart?

They all had different weapons too.

Tizzalicious
10-28-2005, 03:09 AM
how else would you tell them apart?

exactly, it's so we could have favourites, like me being a girl, when playing with them, I always wanted the purple one.

notoriousdoc
10-28-2005, 04:14 AM
It's to show that they are proper ninjaas

memento
10-28-2005, 04:36 AM
exactly, it's so we could have favourites, like me being a girl, when playing with them, I always wanted the purple one.

Did he have the biggest penis?

Tizzalicious
10-28-2005, 04:38 AM
Did he have the biggest penis?

He must have had, that's what I pick 'em by.

memento
10-28-2005, 04:46 AM
How big is your current bfs?

nieh
10-28-2005, 04:53 AM
If you're curious, e-mail the folks at the TMNT fanmail thing. I emailed them a couple months ago to ask where they got their weapons and how they can afford their pizza if they live in a sewer. Did they steal them or something? They ended up replying within a couple hours:

Howdy Josh,

Where exactly did the turtles get their weapons from?

This question was never officially answered in the Mirage Comics, cartoons or films, but "TMNT Adventures" did have a tale about it:

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/archie/72/72.htm

As far as the Mirage series is concerned, I tell people that Splinter salvaged them from Yoshi's apartment.

And where do they get the money to buy all their pizza?

From recycling and charity from Casey and April.

Thanks for writing!

Cheers!
Dan Berger
Mirage Studios' Official Web Dude
http://www.ninjaturtles.com

Tizzalicious
10-28-2005, 05:01 AM
How big is your current bfs?

He voted in the poll, go see for yourself.

:(

*cutes*

memento
10-28-2005, 05:02 AM
Hey baby I'm 3.5" .5" bigger than your bf, come join me.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-28-2005, 05:06 AM
3"...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *tear drops*

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-28-2005, 08:09 AM
I always wanted to know why April never wore anything except that big yellow suit. It was hideous.

wheelchairman
10-28-2005, 09:31 AM
I always wanted to know why April never wore anything except that big yellow suit. It was hideous.
Hey that's actually a good point. Or why she worked with that tall idiot?

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-28-2005, 09:33 AM
All in all, April was just a stupid character with no dress sense. You know it's bad when a fuckin' turtle out-fasions you.

the_GoDdEsS
10-28-2005, 09:37 AM
Come on, they'd look super lame without it. It's style. And multicoloured because kids love multicoloured stuff.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-28-2005, 09:39 AM
They would NOT look lame without it! They're radioactive giant turtles with pointy things, for goodness sake!

the_GoDdEsS
10-28-2005, 09:44 AM
Imagine you are 5 and you're watching it and all of a sudden one of them stops wearing that shit. Wouldn't you be fucking pissed? I would. Kids are that way.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-28-2005, 09:45 AM
But if they'd never worn them in the first place you wouldn't notice.

Mota Boy
10-28-2005, 09:49 AM
Yeah, if they were just giant turtles and then one day you looked up and they had brightly-colored cloth around their heads, you'd say "What the fuck? When did the turtles turn into a bunch of fags?", or whatever the five year old version of that would be.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-28-2005, 10:06 AM
Imagine if the Turtles came out? That'd be an interesting episode.

Isolated Fury
10-28-2005, 10:11 AM
I think the only one that really needs to come out is Donatello.

Seriously, did anyone else think was a little...different than the other turtles?

0r4ng3
10-28-2005, 10:37 AM
The Ninja Turtles wore headbands for the same reasons that the Power Rangers wore all kinds of crazy crap on their costumes.

T-6005
10-28-2005, 11:06 AM
Whatever - Captain Planet would kick their asses back to wherever mildly homosexual mutant ninja turtles with headbands come from.

Yatesy
10-28-2005, 11:30 AM
The Ninja Turtles wore headbands for the same reasons that the Power Rangers wore all kinds of crazy crap on their costumes.


HEY! That crap is style. =P

0r4ng3
10-28-2005, 11:31 AM
I didn't mean crap in a bad way, I meant to say "crazy stuff".

Yatesy
10-28-2005, 11:32 AM
Oh, cool I shall let you off.

wheelchairman
10-28-2005, 02:16 PM
Whatever - Captain Planet would kick their asses back to wherever mildly homosexual mutant ninja turtles with headbands come from.
Captain Planet was a real man.

GBH2
10-28-2005, 03:51 PM
how else would you tell them apart?
brand them?

0r4ng3
10-28-2005, 08:35 PM
My fav's also Mikey, but you all probably already guessed that. However, it's not because of his color. Back then, I thought nuchaku (sp?) were the coolest ninja weapon, and I kinda still do.

Edit: Also, he was the funny one.

Mota Boy
10-28-2005, 09:10 PM
As a youngster, I found Donatello the coolest. I thought the bo was a great weapon, and liked his character trait, "the smart one", best (Ralph gave him some competition in the movies, though).

Hmmmm, I kinda wanna see the first movie again now.

.:SMASH:.
10-28-2005, 09:12 PM
i was expecting someone to quote my response

GBH2
10-28-2005, 09:32 PM
haven't you noticed the name is TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles? try considering:
a) it might be "in" at the time
b) the chicks dig them
c) possibly covering up acne
lyke omg u r soooo clever!!! hehe

.:SMASH:.
10-28-2005, 09:33 PM
lyke omg u r soooo clever!!! hehe
why thank you

Vera
10-29-2005, 11:05 AM
It was clearly for style silly! Not practicality. They needed to look like ninjas, not just turtles.
Yeah. Because before you wear a ninja mask, you're just an ass with nunchucks. It's the mask that makes you a l33t ninja.