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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-29-2005, 11:00 AM
Wait for the god-damn poll. It'll take time to make.

AH! I have rats IN MY ANUS!!!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-29-2005, 11:06 AM
You can vote now.

For all you scums who get constantly pwned by the "superior" members, don't vote for them. Stop kissing ass. We know you don't like them, you just want them to start liking you 'cause you voted for them. Just don't. You'll get nothing by it. Post who you really think is the best.

notoriousdoc
10-29-2005, 11:08 AM
Why am 'I' not on there? It is simply NOT an award if I'm not on it

0r4ng3
10-29-2005, 11:08 AM
Public multiple-choice? My favorite kind of poll. Try to figure out why.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-29-2005, 11:09 AM
God-damn. You ruined it. Fine, go on.

NotDoc: Nobody nominated you, HA!

Paint_It_Black
10-29-2005, 11:11 AM
Kinda sad that orange voted for everyone but himself. Self loathing much?

wheelchairman
10-29-2005, 11:12 AM
he's like one of those self-hating jews.
lolz.

and it's kinda sad that you can't spell Wheelchairman right.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-29-2005, 11:12 AM
Heh. I voted for myself! Shya! I love me!

0r4ng3
10-29-2005, 11:13 AM
Kinda sad that orange voted for everyone but himself. Self loathing much?
Nah, I just didn't know that we were allowed to. I was going to. Seriously.

Also, I wanted to know how many real votes I had.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-29-2005, 11:14 AM
he's like one of those self-hating jews.
lolz.

and it's kinda sad that you can't spell Wheelchairman right.

It's with an H, who would've known? Plus, the person who nominated you spelled it like that.

Paint_It_Black
10-29-2005, 11:15 AM
Also, I wanted to know how many real votes I had.

So you'll screw it up for everyone else, but you want to keep yours "real"? You asshole. I'm starting to see why you don't like yourself. Just for that I'm going to vote for you and ruin your results. Now you'll be forever wondering whether I like you or not.

XYlophonetreeZ
10-29-2005, 11:15 AM
I voted for everyone who doesn't suck.

0r4ng3
10-29-2005, 11:17 AM
So you'll screw it up for everyone else, but you want to keep yours "real"? You asshole. I'm starting to see why you don't like yourself. Just for that I'm going to vote for you and ruin your results. Now you'll be forever wondering whether I like you or not.
Oh, how the question will lurk over my head for all of my days. Even the better ones, in which I have no more hope for.

Paint_It_Black
10-29-2005, 11:20 AM
I missed some people. These things suck.

Human
10-29-2005, 11:24 AM
Public multiple-choice? My favorite kind of poll. Try to figure out why.
..............

Paint_It_Black
10-29-2005, 11:28 AM
..............

That essentially means you have nothing to say, right? You could try not posting when that happens.

sitdyneshelagh
10-29-2005, 11:33 AM
I would rather wreck my front-bum with a rusty breadknife than vote for any of those cocknoses :p

notoriousdoc
10-29-2005, 11:35 AM
Nimrod In Town']NotDoc: Nobody nominated you, HA!
:( .

0r4ng3
10-29-2005, 11:36 AM
I would rather wreck my front-bum with a rusty breadknife than vote for any of those cocknoses :p
Fine. Who would you vote for, yourself unincluded?

Mannen som blev en gris
10-29-2005, 11:38 AM
That essentially means you have nothing to say, right? You could try not posting when that happens.
Actually that means she agrees, she explained it in some other thread, I think.
Americans....

0r4ng3
10-29-2005, 11:44 AM
She agrees? That can only mean...

Crap! She stole my idea!

notoriousdoc
10-29-2005, 11:46 AM
I would rather wreck my front-bum with a rusty breadknife than vote for any of those cocknoses :p
Sounds like sex with HeadAroundU

rodney mullen
10-29-2005, 12:33 PM
i forgot to vote more than once.

Original prankstA
10-29-2005, 12:34 PM
im hardcore eh? sweet

Endymion
10-29-2005, 12:36 PM
this poll needs more betty.

.:SMASH:.
10-29-2005, 12:44 PM
omg i feel so bad...duracell and monkey fuck have been nominated but i haven't

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-29-2005, 12:47 PM
Human, damnit, i told you not to vote for popular members when you clearly don't like them. You're just voting for them so they would like you, they won't. You moronic, idiotic ass-kisser.

0r4ng3
10-29-2005, 12:49 PM
She voted for everyone, hence my exclaimation about idea-stealing.

Jebus
10-29-2005, 12:50 PM
Nimrod In Town']Human, damnit, i told you not to vote for popular members when you clearly don't like them. You're just voting for them so they would like you, they won't. You moronic, idiotic ass-kisser.
Umm...she voted for everyone. Think about it...

EDIT: what orange said.

.:SMASH:.
10-29-2005, 12:50 PM
She voted for everyone, hence my exclaimation about idea-stealing.
thats human for you...nice work human....i salute you

Original prankstA
10-29-2005, 01:09 PM
omg i feel so bad...duracell and monkey fuck have been nominated but i haven't
thats cuz your a lil faggot

Amanda
10-29-2005, 01:11 PM
I vote for paint_it_black.

.:SMASH:.
10-29-2005, 01:12 PM
thats cuz your a lil faggot
im not going to argue. my poll i posted kind of sides with you

Mota Boy
10-29-2005, 01:23 PM
Ow, my ego.

wheelchairman
10-29-2005, 01:33 PM
Ow, my ego.
I'd give you a kiss to make it feel better.

Kerr
10-29-2005, 01:42 PM
I'm not on there so I can't vote for myself :(

Paint_It_Black definately get's my vote, alongside a few others.

Jebus
10-29-2005, 01:46 PM
so what happened to Killer_queen?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-29-2005, 01:48 PM
People needed to nominate her twice.

JoY
10-29-2005, 03:18 PM
since when am I involved in this mumbojumbo? get me out of the poll, before I vote for myself.

ruroken
10-29-2005, 03:40 PM
Who nominated me and why? I don't see how I'm great in anyway whatsoever.

barangatang
10-29-2005, 03:45 PM
I'm great anyway, whatever.

barangatang: dumbshit translator

JoY
10-29-2005, 03:48 PM
hey Per, look at us, we're poll-buddies!!

RedXIII
10-29-2005, 03:51 PM
barangatang: dumbshit translator
What is wrong with you? That post was the dumbest I've seen since I joined. It didn't even make sense.

barangatang
10-29-2005, 03:52 PM
What is wrong with you? That post was the dumbest I've seen since I joined. It didn't even make sense.
Its a little inside.

JoY
10-29-2005, 03:54 PM
What is wrong with you? That post was the dumbest I've seen since I joined. It didn't even make sense.
your posts have been of no worth whatsoever since you joined the board. just.. zero. so I don't think you're the one to be handing out advice of any sort.

RedXIII
10-29-2005, 03:54 PM
I have never seen him say he's great. He also just said he isn't, so calling him a dumbshit makes absolutely no sense.

JoY
10-29-2005, 03:56 PM
oh my god, you didn't get his post. *slaps forehead*

RedXIII
10-29-2005, 03:57 PM
your posts have been of no worth whatsoever since you joined the board. just.. zero. so I don't think you're the one to be handing out advice of any sort.
Who's giving advice? Besides, how can posts be of worth? This is like a game, and you're pretty lame if you find any of it 'of worth'.

barangatang
10-29-2005, 03:59 PM
this might clear things up (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10480&highlight=dumbshit+translator)

1. I do not think roroken is a dumbshit
2. Calm the fuck down

JoY
10-29-2005, 04:00 PM
so you officially hereby say that you won't even try to contribute anything whatsoever to this entire site?

RedXIII
10-29-2005, 04:00 PM
oh my god, you didn't get his post. *slaps forehead*
So I'm stupid, but you must be too for bashing me for making lame useless posts and make some yourself.

JoY
10-29-2005, 04:02 PM
So I'm stupid, but you must be too for bashing me for making lame useless posts and make some yourself.
SOME. that's the correct word to use, indeed.

& I don't bash you. not at all even. I just said you don't contribute to the site, which you don't. you just bashed yourself.

T-6005
10-29-2005, 04:08 PM
Hey, shit... I'm on there!

.:SMASH:.
10-29-2005, 04:09 PM
Hey, shit... I'm on there!
everyone forgot about me

JoY
10-29-2005, 04:14 PM
everyone forgot about me
sweetie, you've just joined! *giggle*

Amanda
10-29-2005, 04:16 PM
Wanna trade places with me? I gladly would, to get my friggin name outta there.

RedXIII
10-29-2005, 04:16 PM
I'll try to contribute when there's something to contribute to.

JoY
10-29-2005, 04:30 PM
I just noticed 0r4ng3 voted for everyone, except himself. that's kind of cute, hahaha.

Linda
10-29-2005, 05:23 PM
I'll try to contribute when there's something to contribute to.

.....Amen.....

Offspring7
10-29-2005, 05:29 PM
this is kind of close but for now its johnnynemesis and tizzalicious in the lead with people very close behind. but if you count all the people who voted for eveyone...then it'd be the same. nevermind.

T-6005
10-29-2005, 05:34 PM
this is kind of close but for now its johnnynemesis and tizzalicious in the lead with people very close behind. but if you count all the people who voted for eveyone...then it'd be the same. nevermind.
Endymion also has 19 votes.

Offspring7
10-29-2005, 05:38 PM
Endymion also has 19 votes.

yes...now he does. i might have just missed that earlier when i looked.

Original prankstA
10-29-2005, 08:06 PM
holy crap! Original PrankstA?

Original prankstA
10-29-2005, 08:06 PM
but i love the fact that im hardcore

the_offsprings_monkey
10-29-2005, 08:09 PM
If you voted for yourself you are sad. and also who nominated me?

EDIT: Sorry missed wishomie :eek:

ruroken
10-29-2005, 08:09 PM
Oh goddammit, I missed Mike. Is there anyway to fix that?

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-29-2005, 08:11 PM
Oh goddammit, I missed Mike. Is there anyway to fix that?

Nope. But I'm sure he understands. =P

the_offsprings_monkey
10-29-2005, 08:17 PM
w/e I'm off to bed as it is 4am... no wait 3am *thanks god for extra hour of sleep*

Edit: cnt sleep

coke_a_holic
10-29-2005, 08:31 PM
I see how it is, ruroken, I'm just so insignificant that my username barely even appears on the list. :( :mad:

ruroken
10-29-2005, 08:39 PM
I skimmed really fast.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-29-2005, 08:41 PM
w/e I'm off to bed as it is 4am... no wait 3am *thanks god for extra hour of sleep*

Edit: cnt sleep

You were away for precisely FOUR MINUTES.

Original prankstA
10-29-2005, 08:46 PM
If you voted for yourself you are sad. and also who nominated me?

EDIT: Sorry missed wishomie :eek:
the only reason i did that was because i figured nobody would vote for me...nvm im actually very sad...

XYlophonetreeZ
10-29-2005, 11:48 PM
Well MY favorite user is TADLO. Fuck all y'all.

Paint_It_Black
10-29-2005, 11:58 PM
I missed several people. These things suck. Anyone who was surprised I didn't vote for them, sorry I probably meant to.

Alec
10-30-2005, 12:03 AM
You Forgot me.

Vera
10-30-2005, 01:39 AM
Johnny's gone again & yet he's winning.

Just thought I'd point out the irony.

Obie2trice
10-30-2005, 02:13 AM
Where`s my name?

Offspring7
10-30-2005, 06:11 AM
Johnny's gone again & yet he's winning.

Just thought I'd point out the irony.

Yeah I noticed that too. And even though he hasn't been here, he still deserves to win.

platinumpt
10-30-2005, 07:15 AM
Shite. I forgot to vote for EROS.

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 07:23 AM
WTF? I'm tied for second with TUNB? And I didn't even vote for myself. This is highly unusual.

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 07:24 AM
So, do you think you're under-rated now?

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 07:27 AM
I never did think I was under-rated. Now I think I'm over-rated.

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 07:28 AM
Oh, well, someone said you were under-rated.

On another note, I'm suprised JohnnyNemesis is winning, because he's been away a lot.

offspring fan
10-30-2005, 07:31 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm who am i gonna wote for.......................

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-30-2005, 10:04 AM
Joint 2nd. Woot!

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 10:06 AM
I'm way the hell in 9th or 10th. I'm registering more trolls.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-30-2005, 10:08 AM
Rodney Mullen's on there?!

WUTTUF?!

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 10:11 AM
Now I kinda regret voting for everyone, because this is turning out to be an interesting poll.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-30-2005, 10:12 AM
You voted for Rodney Mullen, you goddamned fool.

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 10:14 AM
I said I voted for everyone. I didn't even see who was who. Therefore, I send out a message: Whoever isn't awesome, subtract one vote from yourselves.

coke_a_holic
10-30-2005, 12:05 PM
The fact that I'm beating people like Nieh, JoY, and Orange makes me wonder if you people even think before clicking the 'vote' button.

igniton/pyro
10-30-2005, 12:06 PM
why am i NOT on this poll. :mad:

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 12:06 PM
The fact that I'm beating people like Nieh, JoY, and Orange makes me wonder if you people even think before clicking the 'vote' button.
We'd be tied if I voted for myself.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-30-2005, 12:06 PM
why am i NOT on this poll. :mad:
Because I dont think you have not been here long.

notoriousdoc
10-30-2005, 12:07 PM
I took the "Vote for everyone with a foreskin choice" on it

Jebus
10-30-2005, 12:08 PM
The fact that I'm beating people like Nieh, JoY, and Orange makes me wonder if you people even think before clicking the 'vote' button.
You must be feeling pretty good right now, huh?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-30-2005, 12:08 PM
why am i NOT on this poll. :mad:
:mad: Let me think, NOBODY LIKES YOU, an nobody nominated you

coke_a_holic
10-30-2005, 12:13 PM
You must be feeling pretty good right now, huh?
No, because when you look at the votes, a chunk of mine are from the people that don't matter. Whereas, if you look at some of the people I'm somehow beating, they have much more support from the 1337 group.

HeadAroundU
10-30-2005, 12:15 PM
HAU 63%

yes I'm winning!
Thank you for your votes!

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 12:21 PM
Congrats on your win, HAU. You gonna celebrate?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-30-2005, 12:23 PM
Congrats on your win, HAU. You gonna celebrate?
I hope your being sarcastic, cause that fucker ain't even on there.

Jebus
10-30-2005, 12:26 PM
No, because when you look at the votes, a chunk of mine are from the people that don't matter. Whereas, if you look at some of the people I'm somehow beating, they have much more support from the 1337 group.
Oh, okay. So far you only have TUNB. Is TTIG 1337? I haven't seen him have cyber butt sex with any other 1337s so I'm not sure if he is one.

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 12:27 PM
I hope your being sarcastic, cause that fucker ain't even on there.
Oh no, I'm never sarcastic. I don't know anyone who is.

T-6005
10-30-2005, 01:02 PM
I'm shocked I got any votes. Let alone ones from cool people.

wheelchairman
10-30-2005, 01:43 PM
The majority of people who voted for me, are the people who often complain most about me. Strange. Or not the majority, but some.

In hindsight, this is the stupidest topic on here. You people are taking this way too seriously. People don't vote for you cause they like you, they vote for you cause they want you to like them.

Tizzalicious
10-30-2005, 01:49 PM
Thanks for giving me credit for that Per.

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 01:50 PM
People don't vote for you cause they like you, they vote for you cause they want you to like them.
Well, thanks for justifying my vote.

wheelchairman
10-30-2005, 01:50 PM
Thanks for giving me credit for that Per.
Fine.

I made the following typos that she pointed out:

Forgot the word 'me', and said 'to' instead of 'too.'

Tizzalicious
10-30-2005, 01:52 PM
Fine.

I made the following typos that she pointed out:

Forgot the word 'me', and said 'to' instead of 'too.'

I meant for the content.

But yes, the typos were pretty bad too.

wheelchairman
10-30-2005, 01:53 PM
Like you can control what I said. Where is YOUR proof kankerhoer?

Tizzalicious
10-30-2005, 01:55 PM
I record everything we say on skype. I'm a psycho like that.

platinumpt
10-30-2005, 02:01 PM
In hindsight, this is the stupidest topic on here. You people are taking this way too seriously. People don't vote for you cause they like you, they vote for you cause they want you to like them.
Wise words, my friend. I hope this works :o

Trippy
10-30-2005, 03:12 PM
Where is HeadAroundU from that list?

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

the_offsprings_monkey
10-30-2005, 03:20 PM
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9573/1120by.jpg Says Vote for the offsprings monkey.

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 03:56 PM
Where is HeadAroundU from that list?

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Didn't you hear? He's winning with 63% of the vote!

Jack the Tripper
10-30-2005, 03:58 PM
Worst poll ever

ruroken
10-30-2005, 04:00 PM
Erm OMG...Baisle? *rubs eyes* Baisle's back...again again?

JoY
10-31-2005, 07:06 AM
I'd anal you. if you'd come to Amsterdam, drink yourself to hell & back, smoke sheesha (whatever) & lay around in the Vondelpark all day surrounded by bottles of booze. so.. deal?

Vera
10-31-2005, 07:10 AM
I'd anal you. if you'd come to Amsterdam, drink yourself to hell & back, smoke sheesha (whatever) & lay around in the Vondelpark all day surrounded by bottles of booze. so.. deal?
So that's what it takes... I thought I was special. :[

JoY
10-31-2005, 07:12 AM
we had some extra-special exclusive memorable moments. I'll never forget your pretty bumbum. <3

Vera
10-31-2005, 07:26 AM
How sweet. :]

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 07:54 AM
I'm beating alot of people. And tied with some people. And Pax, you can't vote for yourself that's low.

To whoever asked "Im not there, why?", well, nobody nominated you.

JoY
10-31-2005, 07:57 AM
you're tied with EROS. congratulations. ;p

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 08:07 AM
I know. Im so proud. *Tear*

bd007h
10-31-2005, 01:47 PM
I'm tied with CO1.

JoY
10-31-2005, 01:49 PM
I'm tied with sKratch. *sticks out tongue* & he be fantastic. ;D

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 01:50 PM
I'm tied with no one, but I'm 2nd. I'm honestly very shocked.

JoY
10-31-2005, 01:51 PM
I'm honestly very shocked.
yeah right. ;p

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 01:52 PM
Honestly, I am!

JoY
10-31-2005, 01:55 PM
that TOTALLY made it believable. ;p

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 01:56 PM
Them's negotiatin' skillz.

nameless
10-31-2005, 02:16 PM
i voted for crazy offspring gal! thats the only name i recognised!