PDA

View Full Version : I'm going to be an uncle



Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 07:52 AM
I just found out today that my brother's wife is expecting twins. I'm pretty excited, because I've wanted to be an uncle for a long time. I don't usually make fairly worthless personal threads like this, but fuck y'all I'm excited. I plan on being like Uncle Buck, only less dead.

notoriousdoc
10-30-2005, 07:53 AM
Sounds good, I love that guy

Conspiracy of One
10-30-2005, 07:54 AM
Two boys? Or do you not know yet? It's mcuh more fun with two little boys though, in my opinion.

voodoomagik
10-30-2005, 07:56 AM
you are sick....i won that on-line auction and you came to romania and we had our private little moments and now you're telling me you're a guy???? :eek: ... you god damn transvestite :mad:


on-topic: be a good uncle, teach those kids to smoke!

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 07:57 AM
Sounds good, I love that guy

I didn't know you knew my brother.


It's mcuh more fun with two little boys though, in my opinion.

I'm going to leave that statement for someone else to play with.

They don't know the genders yet.

Conspiracy of One
10-30-2005, 07:59 AM
No, because they're more into sports than barbies, atleast from what I know. Just, no.

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 08:00 AM
you are sick....i won that on-line auction and you came to romania and we had our private little moments and now you're telling me you're a guy???? :eek: ... you god damn transvestite :mad:


on-topic: be a good uncle, teach those kids to smoke!

You were so naive. You actually believed I was a chick that insisted on anal, ha!

I'm really tempted to teach them to smoke, but that might be going a little far, even with the good cause of irritating my brother.

memento
10-30-2005, 08:03 AM
I'm an uncle too. Good luck being an uncle.

Blue_Dragon
10-30-2005, 08:04 AM
i've been an unlce since the age of nine. from there i turned ten. then i turned eleven. then i turned twelve. then i turned thirteen. then i turned fourteen. then i turned fifteen. i turn sixteen on november 29.

voodoomagik
10-30-2005, 08:09 AM
I'm really tempted to teach them to smoke, but that might be going a little far, even with the good cause of irritating my brother.

well, your brother will sure be slightly irritated no matter what,cause you know kids tend to get along better with their uncles(aunts) than with their parents so......
i remember accidentally overhearing a discussion between my father and my uncle and my dad said something like: "...well tell him to stop doing that, he doesn't listen to me but he will listen to you, you're his god damn idol....."
so..good luck with all that ;)

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 08:11 AM
Haha yeah, that's what I'm hoping for.

And thanks Dush.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-30-2005, 08:26 AM
Aww, congratulations! I can't wait to be an uncle. Let us know when your brother knows the gender!

Nina
10-30-2005, 08:29 AM
Congratulations :]
Hope you see them soon enough...can you be there when it happens?

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 08:52 AM
Aww, congratulations! I can't wait to be an uncle. Let us know when your brother knows the gender!
Will do. He wants to know as soon as possible, but his wife wants to wait for the surprise. I hate that argument. It's going to be just as surprising regardless of when they find out. In my experience men usually want to know immediately and women often want to wait. Guys kinda need to know. If it's a boy we're probably safe, but if it's a girl we have to start thinking about which of our friends won't be allowed over in 12 or so years.

Nina, I don't know yet if I'll be there or not. That's the downside. I haven't even seen my brother in 5 years now. I really want to be there. I have an uncle that was really good to me and I'd love a chance to try the mentor role myself. And it would be a good chance to try to get closer with my brother. I'll just have to wait and see what happens. I suppose it could be fun to be the mysterious uncle that lives in another country, and shows up every few years with awesome presents. But no, I'd rather be there. This is my chance to have kids, without actually having to have kids. I've seriously looked forward to this moment for years. All the fun, none of the expense.

Endymion
10-30-2005, 09:11 AM
the best part of that movie is how he was folded over in the wedding photos.

darko
10-30-2005, 09:35 AM
i'm an aunty and its the coolest thing ever! Congrats!

Evka.pl
10-30-2005, 09:43 AM
congratulations!
i'm an aunt:) my nephew is 6, and i'm 18 so tht makes me a veery young aunt hehe. sometimes ppl take me 4 the mother of the kid...
hey, try to be the best uncle in the world!

T-6005
10-30-2005, 09:44 AM
Congratulations on your brother.

0r4ng3
10-30-2005, 09:45 AM
congratulations!
i'm an aunt:) my nephew is 6, and i'm 18 so tht makes me a veery young aunt hehe. sometimes ppl take me 4 a mother of the kid...
hey, try to be the best uncle in the world!
A very young aunt? My aunt was 2 when I was born.

Evka.pl
10-30-2005, 09:48 AM
A very young aunt? My aunt was 2 when I was born.

LOL......that's funny ;)

Mota Boy
10-30-2005, 01:10 PM
I just found out today that my brother's wife is expecting twins.
Dibs.



Oh, and congratulations.

platinumpt
10-30-2005, 01:12 PM
Congrats P_I_B!!

I thought you were a woman. Guess I was wrong!

Kerr
10-30-2005, 01:13 PM
I just found out today that my brother's wife is expecting twins. I'm pretty excited, because I've wanted to be an uncle for a long time. I don't usually make fairly worthless personal threads like this, but fuck y'all I'm excited. I plan on being like Uncle Buck, only less dead.
Good luck then, hope things go well.

And yeah, uncles are cool, even if they aren't blood related but you just happen to call them "uncle".

Betty
10-30-2005, 02:41 PM
My godfather, who's just a friend of the family, I've always called him Uncle Buck. Didn't see him too often, but he gave me lots of money on my birthdays when I was younger. I didn't even know Buck wasn't his real name until I was like, 12.

Uncles rock. They used to like to play math games with me when I was a little kid, I'm pretty sure one of them taught me to do long divisions when I was really young. More recently, I have smoked weed with a couple of them. How the times have changed. Uncles are good people to be silly with. Like, older men that I can be silly with, without it being inappropriate.

Anyway, congrats. Have fun!

the_offsprings_monkey
10-30-2005, 02:46 PM
Two boys? Or do you not know yet? It's mcuh more fun with two little boys though, in my opinion.
Wonder why... :D u perv

zendor
10-30-2005, 02:49 PM
you are sick....i won that on-line auction and you came to romania and we had our private little moments and now you're telling me you're a guy???? :eek: ... you god damn transvestite :mad:


on-topic: be a good uncle, teach those kids to smoke!

i know it would be a joke but... teach someone to smoke, such an idiot spot! i don't like that, you're dying slowly :mad:

the_offsprings_monkey
10-30-2005, 02:51 PM
Uncles are for faggots.

Offspring7
10-30-2005, 03:35 PM
wow paint it black! congratulations! thats awesome. you could be like their deep, wise uncle who knows everything and they'll always be coming to your house for your advice and stuff. have fun with it!

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 10:37 PM
Good luck then, hope things go well.

And yeah, uncles are cool, even if they aren't blood related but you just happen to call them "uncle".

I've never really approved of that, though I don't know why exactly.

Thanks everybody.

XYlophonetreeZ
10-30-2005, 10:56 PM
I've never really approved of that, though I don't know why exactly.

Thanks everybody.

It's like when you call your closest homies "brotha." It's a way of passing the term of endearment down to your kids. I think it's OK.

Congrats on unclehood. My uncles all rule. They're great because they know the kids' parents so well that they can always judge exactly how far outside the parental approval zone to go while being able to get away with it.

lenar
10-30-2005, 11:03 PM
That is awesome. I love my niece and nephews. It is nice seeing them grow up too . I hope you get to do the same!

JoY
10-31-2005, 07:10 AM
that's great, Richard! I wish my brother would squirt some top-quality sperm into his girlfriend & make a baby. you know, it's a lot of responsibility, but not mine, so the baby could be my personal plaything! aww. I likey babies.

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 07:31 AM
Congrats and everything. Children can be super cute and at other times extremely annoying. They're especially cute if they are not yours and you only spend a short time with them. =P

the_offsprings_monkey
10-31-2005, 07:34 AM
I had to teach a class for a whole week and now I hate children.

JoY
10-31-2005, 07:42 AM
I had to teach a class for a whole week and now I hate children.
darling.. the one who posted before you teaches for a living.

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 07:49 AM
They're especially cute if they are not yours and you only spend a short time with them. =P

Fully agree. If I was in my brother's situation I'd be having a nervous breakdown right now. But from my position it's awesome.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-31-2005, 08:59 AM
darling.. the one who posted before you teaches for a living.
Lol, I had to teach a class for a week as experience to see if that is the job I wanted to go for, I no longer want to work with kids.

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 09:00 AM
What did you teach, and what age were the kids?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 09:00 AM
Awesome. Congratulations, man.

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 09:03 AM
Haha, I've probably received more congratulations than my brother.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 09:05 AM
Hahaha, seriously?

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 09:10 AM
Yeah, because they haven't told many people yet. Only me, my parents, a couple of friends and some colleagues I think. Apparently my dad laughed when he found out. He said "All these years you haven't wanted kids, and now you get stuck with two of them".

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 09:17 AM
Twins? Cool.

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 10:30 AM
Twins is a bit 'pwned'. *winks* I don't think I could handle.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-31-2005, 01:25 PM
What did you teach, and what age were the kids?
They was year 2 so im thinking about 6 or 7, and I had to do maths and some english.

Paint_It_Black
05-23-2006, 01:15 PM
As of today, I am Uncle PiB. A boy and a girl, both healthy and doing fine.

0r4ng3
05-23-2006, 01:18 PM
Haha, "Uncle PiB" has a nice ring to it. Congratulations.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-23-2006, 01:18 PM
Congrats! Aw, that totally rocks.

Anya82
05-23-2006, 01:27 PM
niiiice! congrats, man!! :)

JoY
05-23-2006, 02:38 PM
awesome! that's great news, congratulations. =)

Paint_It_Black
05-23-2006, 02:51 PM
Thanks everyone. I'm pretty excited about it.

Izie
05-23-2006, 02:52 PM
Wooo babies! Congrats!

My hormones are messing with me, I'm all motherly nowadays :/

Nina
05-23-2006, 03:05 PM
Congrats!!! :]

Paint_It_Black
05-23-2006, 03:09 PM
Congrats!!! :]

Why are you posting? I told you first! :P

Nina
05-23-2006, 03:12 PM
I felt like I had to. peer pressure. It's.....so..difficult to deal with.


















do you feel for me yet?

Paint_It_Black
05-23-2006, 03:15 PM
do you feel for me yet?

I don't know, are you crawling in your skin?

And thanks for the congratulations, of course. And thanks to Izie too, and thanks in advance to everyone else.

clokey43
05-23-2006, 03:17 PM
Congratulations. I'm an auntie (of 7 newest is 2 weeks) and I love it. The little ones look up to you and it's like being a parent but you can give them back when they need a new nappy or are somthered in chocolate or something. Enjoy the many years to come! :D

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 04:35 PM
Way to go Richie. What are their names? Please tell me it's not "Daniel and Danielle" or something like that.

Paint_It_Black
05-23-2006, 04:39 PM
They haven't decided yet, but I just got off the phone with my brother and they're thinking about Jack or Charlie for the boy. Maybe Rose for the girl.

Since I know he's a fan of Lost, I felt compelled to ask if he's considered any names that aren't characters on the show. So far it appears he hasn't, but I'm fairly certain it's accidental.

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 04:46 PM
Jack and Rose aren't bad, but I don't like Charlie.

Tired_Of_You
05-23-2006, 04:53 PM
Congrats! That's great. I'll never be an auntie, sooo I don't know, it must be fun. :D

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 04:55 PM
Your future husband may have siblings, you know.

Tired_Of_You
05-23-2006, 04:57 PM
Uh, no? No one has siblings here. Almost.

I realised that, but I don't have siblings so whatever, I don't know how to explain that. They won't be my brother's or sister's kids. Not that it matters anyway.

Mota Boy
05-23-2006, 10:53 PM
Dibs.
My point still stands.

the_GoDdEsS
05-23-2006, 10:57 PM
It's so good to agree with yourself. :P

Tizzalicious
05-23-2006, 10:58 PM
Congrats! :)

T-6005
05-23-2006, 11:03 PM
Congratulations, Richard. I'd like to say that I'm certain you can be a great influence on the kids and half lots of great times with them, but... you know what, I'll just leave it at that and we'll waive the definition of "great influence."

Paint_It_Black
05-24-2006, 12:08 AM
Thibault, somehow you just sounded like a slightly amusing greeting card. If that was your intention then that is now my favourite post in this thread.

JoY
05-24-2006, 03:27 AM
Jack and Rose aren't bad, but I don't like Charlie.
wait, like, "Jack, Jack, wake up, there's the boat.. *desperately* Jack, there's the boat."

Paint_It_Black
05-24-2006, 03:29 AM
If only the selfish bitch had just rolled over a little...

killer_queen
05-24-2006, 03:31 AM
Congratulations, Uncle Richard!


I guess, I'm going to call you Uncle Richard from now on.

Paint_It_Black
05-24-2006, 03:45 AM
Haha, I can't wait to see if you actually do.

Nina
05-24-2006, 04:48 AM
Charlie is a great name. Seriously.
I haaattee Rose, though. Dear god.

Paint_It_Black
05-24-2006, 05:07 AM
Hate seems a little extreme. What's so bad about it?

Nina
05-24-2006, 05:31 AM
Well, as much as one can hate a name, really. Which is not a lot, but for a NAME it's big :P I think it's an ugly name. Really ugly. Thats all. Haha. But I also like Jack.

Rocky-girl
05-29-2006, 04:22 AM
My conritulations to you and future mother!!!

Paint_It_Black
05-29-2006, 06:01 AM
My conritulations to you and future mother!!!

Awww, thanks. So nice of you to bump this thread :)

Lithuanian Offspring
05-29-2006, 06:27 AM
Two boys? Or do you not know yet? It's mcuh more fun with two little boys though, in my opinion.
I see you have a thing for little boys... interesting.....

Rocky-girl
05-29-2006, 07:42 AM
Awww, thanks. So nice of you to bump this thread :)
Oh, not at all! I think you're very happy, aren't you? And I like to see happy people or to listen to them. ANd you're still very adorable:)