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XYlophonetreeZ
10-30-2005, 02:31 PM
How did I come to that conclusion?

Thucydides said so. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12274&page=1&pp=10&highlight=XYlophonetreeZ)

Ironically, I found this thread while searching for my name (not on Google, but within the forums). I found a couple of excellent things that I can't believe I didn't see before, this thread being one of them. Evidently, I'm racist! Take it from the expert!


Apparently: greek, Offspring-Fanatic, Punk 102, Sin Studly, wishomie, XYlophonetreeZ, are too. And...?

Wow. I've gotta say that I'm pretty much in denial right now, but I'm sure the successive phases will naturally fall upon me until I sink into acceptance. I can't believe I'm racist. I never even knew! Although it might help my mental state if Noodles_is_gay/Thucydides/Hitler could emerge from the depths of humiliation to inform me what the hell she is referring to. Just curious.

Another excellent thing that I found while searching the boards can be seen below, in my new sig. Holy shit, that's the best reaction I've ever seen to something on a message board. I can't believe I never saw that the first time! SMACKDOWN FROM PAPTOWN!

Jebus
10-30-2005, 02:37 PM
"lay off jebus"
what thread was this from?

Linda
10-30-2005, 02:37 PM
...yawn...

XYlophonetreeZ
10-30-2005, 02:48 PM
...yawn...

Powerful and meaningful contributions to the board such as this are why everybody here loves you, Linda. And by the way: hypocrisy, anyone? (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=612960#post612960)

Jebus: Click on the link in my sig to find out. I was joking around. It's from almost a year ago.

Jebus
10-30-2005, 02:49 PM
ah, now I see.

Linda
10-30-2005, 03:25 PM
Powerful and meaningful contributions to the board such as this are why everybody here loves you, Linda. And by the way: hypocrisy, anyone? (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=612960#post612960)

Jebus: Click on the link in my sig to find out. I was joking around. It's from almost a year ago.

How am I a hypocrit just because I posted a "yawn", meaning I'm bored and tired? You took my reply the wrong way, my friend, as usual.

XYlophonetreeZ
10-30-2005, 03:41 PM
"Hmm, where's a good place to express general boredom and fatigue? I know! I'll go to that thread titled 'Holy shit! I'm racist!'"

Even if I really did believe that you were merely declaring you were tired, nobody cares that you're tired. It's spam.

Linda
10-30-2005, 03:46 PM
Nobody cares if you're racist, either.
More spam.

XYlophonetreeZ
10-30-2005, 04:38 PM
You're racist too, wishomie. The expert said so.

the_GoDdEsS
10-30-2005, 08:37 PM
The most hilarious thing is that when this board started, Jenny in on thread complained about too many racists/Nazis in the world and around her. Then she tried to deny that Sin turned her into a Nazi and claimed she's been one since she was 9.

Also, Linda never starts fights. Nooooooo.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-30-2005, 08:38 PM
she is gahy

Linda
10-30-2005, 08:39 PM
Also, Linda never starts fights. Nooooooo.

If you call THAT a fight, then you're dumber than I originally thought you were.

the_GoDdEsS
10-30-2005, 08:42 PM
Starting a fight does not mean having a fight. But provocation means possibly starting a fight. The rest depends on the oponent.

The_Hombre
10-30-2005, 08:50 PM
Starting a fight does not mean having a fight. But provocation means possibly starting a fight. The rest depends on the oponent.

What if the opponent is a filthy Slavic whore? Does that make a difference?

Sin Studly
10-30-2005, 09:08 PM
Hey Ste, how pathetic do you have to be to actually be a social outcast in real life and online?

The_Hombre
10-30-2005, 09:43 PM
Hey Ste, how pathetic do you have to be to actually be a social outcast in real life and online?

You really want to know?

VERY pathetic

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 09:52 PM
Ste, you are the most pathetic creature ever to exist. But at least you're not a racist. Xylophonetreez, I'm very disappointed in you. I wish Jenny had told me sooner. I don't even know you anymore man, what happened to you?

The_Hombre
10-30-2005, 09:57 PM
Ste, you are the most pathetic creature ever to exist.

I never knew you cared so much... *cries tears of joy*

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 01:39 AM
Jesus Christ, we got some hateful grudges on here.

Yes, I am new to this board. No, I am not new to boards in general. Yes, this is my first post. Feel special, it's not every day you say the first post from a guy who could well go on to become one of those guys that everybody hates. (I'll bet that last sentence starts me right on the way.)

Anyway, I think we should turn this opportunity to hear the logic for...well, I'm trying to foster dialogue, so I'd like to hear the logic for what I call racism and racists probably call something else (like "racialism." I think I've heard that one somewhere.) Anyway. Maybe this has been tried before, but I'm honestly curious to hear the rhetoric behind an intelligent racist argument. I get the redneck version all the time, but can one of you literate skinheads explain to me why it's OK to murder me because I'm Jewish? Not that I'm going to agree, but maybe we can all get a better understanding of each other.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 02:45 AM
Because you killed Jesus.

ninthlayer
10-31-2005, 02:57 AM
Game. Set. Match.

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 03:20 AM
Nazi 1, can you lose your dicksucker. He's just getting in the way.

But really, I wanted to hear something well thought out. Like, you're not afraid of our International Jewish Communist Conspiracy? Cuz we have one, man. We are coming for your ass.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 03:22 AM
I've explained myself on the issue of my racism, several times. I'm not going to repeat myself every time some new "omg how can a racist be liek intelligent and literate" tard comes out of the woodwork.

And you'll find me sucking ninth's dick more often that you'll find him sucking mine. I'm totally sub when it comes to homosex.

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 03:32 AM
I'd heard of your kind before, just never had the chance to talk to one. Intelligence and racism just don't go hand in hand. So when a person like you crops up, I take the chance to hear what kind of fucked up logic could possibly give rise to such unmitigated hatred.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 04:05 AM
Explained in some thread over in politics. It's logical, in a way, and illogical, in another. It's logical that a person like me would be conditioned to racism, but it's also a victory of experience and conditioning over pure logic.

Sunny
10-31-2005, 06:03 AM
What if the opponent is a filthy Slavic whore? Does that make a difference?

why are you using Slavic as an insult?

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 07:33 AM
Sin, can you turn this jew into a nazi too please?

Vera
10-31-2005, 07:33 AM
Because Sim is neither fat, ugly or stupid & he had to come up with something to insult her.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 08:08 AM
We all have a bit of racist in us.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 08:39 AM
I was going to post something about Linda. And then I remembered it's just not worth my time and effort.

Heh, I remember that thread. It was funny how Jenny used to be all anti-Nazi.

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 08:41 AM
I was going to post something about Linda. And then I remembered it's just not worth my time and effort.


That's probably enough to provoke her. It's really not sporting old chap.

The_Hombre
10-31-2005, 09:07 AM
why are you using Slavic as an insult?

I wasn't. Well, the word "Slavic" wa never intended by me to insult her.

Okay then, from now on I'll just call her a filthy whore.

XYlophonetreeZ
10-31-2005, 11:46 AM
I never knew you cared so much... *cries tears of joy*

That reply sounded very Lindaesque. Quick, someone buy her a plane ticket to Not Mexico! We may have found her a soul mate!

PIB: Yeah man. Get with the program. White is right. Might as well accept it. A prophet hath turned me to the light.

The_Hombre
10-31-2005, 12:38 PM
That reply sounded very Lindaesque. Quick, someone buy her a plane ticket to Not Mexico! We may have found her a soul mate!

Yes. I agree totally.

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 12:40 PM
YES. That's all you have to say? Just yes? Tell me, how much do you loathe yourself? In detail?

Edit: Nevermind, you added a few more words and so are no longer quite so miserably deserving of my contempt.

The_Hombre
10-31-2005, 12:42 PM
YES. That's all you have to say? Just yes? Tell me, how much do you loathe yourself? In detail?


Yes. I agree totally.

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 01:40 PM
What if the opponent is a filthy Slavic whore? Does that make a difference?

Coming from somebody as insignificant as you? No. No, it doesn't.

Sin_Studly
10-31-2005, 04:27 PM
Coming from somebody as insignificant as you? No. No, it doesn't.

good answer

ninthlayer
10-31-2005, 06:33 PM
Wow, what a tool.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-08-2005, 10:11 AM
Bumposaurus.

Hey guys. I'd just like you all to know that Jenny most likely still reads every word we type on this board but is too afraid to actually post here. Here's a PM (public message, to borrow one from Justin) that I got a long time ago from her, upon seeing this thread. It was almost a month after her most recent post here. I was just browsing through my PM box and found it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahere'sthemessage:



How did I come to that conclusion?

Thucydides said so. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12274&page=1&pp=10&highlight=XYlophonetreeZ)

Ironically, I found this thread while searching for my name (not on Google, but within the forums). I found a couple of excellent things that I can't believe I didn't see before, this thread being one of them. Evidently, I'm racist! Take it from the expert!

Wow. I've gotta say that I'm pretty much in denial right now, but I'm sure the successive phases will naturally fall upon me until I sink into acceptance. I can't believe I'm racist. I never even knew! Although it might help my mental state if Noodles_is_gay/Thucydides/Hitler could emerge from the depths of humiliation to inform me what the hell she is referring to. Just curious.

Depths of humiliation? Hummm...I don't think so.

I don't remember what I was referring to - perhaps some silly poll.

Although 'Hitler' and 'the expert' are possibly a little extreme, don't you think?



...ps. I wonder how long it'll be before this message is posted on the board. :rolleyes:

Judging by a couple of your posts in the Politics forum, I'd think you'd be complimented by "Hitler." Anyway, what's so extreme about it? The Holocaust didn't even happen! And yes. Depths of humiliation. You know. The reason why you hadn't posted for almost a month at the time of writing this PM?