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Sin_Studly
10-30-2005, 07:59 PM
Who else on here is a troll? Come on, don't be shy, confess and ye shall be forgiven.

Or maybe you'll be cast out or otracised for being a pathetic dumb fuck like me.

Because I'm not Sin Studly. Just thought I'd point that out. The real Sin Studly is so much cooler than me.

Aren't you Trip?

Homer
10-30-2005, 08:06 PM
LOLZZz!11 unerscrs r t3h fun!!11@

But really, what the hell's this about?

Sin Studly
10-30-2005, 10:10 PM
Oh, the English. I'm always fucking right about the English.

The_Hombre
10-30-2005, 10:11 PM
Oh, the English. I'm always fucking right about the English.

I think you forget who brought you to Australia in the first place.

Mate.

Sin Studly
10-30-2005, 10:14 PM
And my, how the tables have turned, Ste. Once apon a time Australia was a land to where you exported the trash you didn't want in England... and now look what's happening. We give you Neighbours, Home and Away, Kylie Minouge, Fosters Lager, and you tards eat that shit up like you can't get enough.... oh, how the mighty have fallen.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-30-2005, 10:16 PM
And my, how the tables have turned, Ste. Once apon a time Australia was a land to where you exported the trash you didn't want in England... and now look what's happening. We give you Neighbours, Home and Away, Kylie Minouge, Fosters Lager, and you tards eat that shit up like you can't get enough.... oh, how the mighty have fallen.
OUR SHOWS GET EATEN BY THE AMERICANS SO STFU!!!

The_Hombre
10-30-2005, 10:18 PM
And my, how the tables have turned, Ste. Once apon a time Australia was a land to where you exported the trash you didn't want in England... and now look what's happening. We give you Neighbours, Home and Away, Kylie Minouge, Fosters Lager, and you tards eat that shit up like you can't get enough.... oh, how the mighty have fallen.

What can I say man? when you're right you're right.

To be honest, I don't care much for Home and away. Neighbours, I watch sometimes. Kylie; a music industry whore. Jason Donavan; ashamedly I will admit I liked when i was like 9. Fosters, dont care for it. Carling or Stella, thats my tipple.

What's your favourite drink?

EDIT: God, how our ancestors were dumb. Most Britons would now give their right arm and their left eye to live in Australia. Only problem is most Britona would burn as soon as they set foot on Aussie soil. Plus the Cane (spg?) toads.

I tried to kill one once, at the mining site I worked at. You just can't klll the buggers, I used a shovel and everything. How do you deal with them?

Sin Studly
10-30-2005, 10:20 PM
Gordons Dry London gin, straight up over ice. Thanks, England.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-30-2005, 10:20 PM
What can I say man? when you're right you're right.

To be honest, I don't care much for Home and away. Neighbours, I watch sometimes. Kylie; a music industry whore. Jason Donavan; ashamedly I will admit I liked when i was like 9. Fosters, dont care for it. Carling or Stella, thats my tipple.

What's your favourite drink?
Fosters is for faggots, real men drink carling.

The_Hombre
10-30-2005, 10:38 PM
Justin, man, I consider you an intelligenct adult. Before I go to bed, please...

I hate those fucking toads as much as you (at least, for the duration i spent in Australia). Please, tell me - how do you dispose of the little wankers?

By the way, Gin is something 40 something divorcees drink. At least, in England anyway.

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 10:55 PM
I weep for the Hombre.

The_Hombre
10-30-2005, 10:59 PM
I weep for the Hombre.

Why? Do you care for me? Do you actually possess the human emotion that is love?

Oh say it's true, PIB, say you care for me!!

Paint_It_Black
10-30-2005, 11:04 PM
One of my greatest failings is a tendency to pity those worth only contempt.

Human
10-30-2005, 11:06 PM
I think you two are the only ones posting at the moment...I hate it when it's like this...

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 02:06 AM
We don't have cane toads in South Australia. We have abos instead. And gin is what sophisticated men of refined taste and elegence drink.

And Paint_It_Black, become a commie. You're too much of a vag for National Socialism.

arak0r
10-31-2005, 02:17 AM
OUR SHOWS GET EATEN BY THE AMERICANS

americans can and will eat almost anything. just look at the average size of an american. proof is in the pudding.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 03:43 AM
americans can and will eat almost anything. just look at the average size of an american. proof is in the pudding.

Or we could just look at your size, you fat shit.

notoriousdoc
10-31-2005, 04:00 AM
You fat shit.
Did someone call?

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 04:18 AM
We don't have cane toads in South Australia. We have abos instead. And gin is what sophisticated men of refined taste and elegence drink.

And Paint_It_Black, become a commie. You're too much of a vag for National Socialism.Nah, we kikes go for vodka. Gets us good and pumped for killing your Messiah, or maybe just your children. Man, we just LOVE eating Christian babies. They've just got that succulent sweetness in the meat that you can't find anywhere else.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 04:20 AM
*rolls eyes*

You don't eat Christian babies, you drain their blood to use in your Satanic rituals and/or to (somehow) make into matzo soup.

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 04:21 AM
Shit, he's right.

But see, there's that faulty logic again. Dude, we INVENTED your God, and the roots of your Satan. Why do you think we don't worship God?

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 04:24 AM
*coughs* Zoroastrianism predates Judaism and is the original basis of the monotheistic Judeo-Christian belief system *cough cough*

You were saying?

notoriousdoc
10-31-2005, 04:27 AM
*coughs* Zoroastrianism predates Judaism and is the original basis of the monotheistic Judeo-Christian belief system *cough cough*

You were saying?
Pwned .

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 04:29 AM
No, you're missing the point of what I was saying. I wasn't saying we invented monotheism. I was saying that the actual God you worship, and the Satan you abhor, are our creations. The basis of EVERY historically significant Christian theology can be found in Jewish scripture, apocrypha, midrash, or talmud. Even the arch-conservative ones. You guys stole everything, even your intolerance, from us.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 05:07 AM
a) I'm not a Christian.

b) You stole it from the Zoroastrians.

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 05:08 AM
1) Good idea.

2) We ripped off monotheism. Christians ripped off EVERYTHING.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 05:17 AM
You also ripped off the concept of a prophet, a God, a Satan, etc. If you want originality in religion, move to Iran.

edit ; sorry, you DID invent Satan.

droogiedroogie1
10-31-2005, 05:40 AM
Oh that's clever.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 05:45 AM
That wasn't a "Jews are all Satanists" crack, I looked it up. You were right.

http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/satan/

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 05:59 AM
Actually, I did some more reading, and the early Christian version of Satan is distinctly seperate from the early Jewish version. So the modern concept of Satan was invented (coughs, I mean... discovered) by the Christians.

wheelchairman
10-31-2005, 10:36 AM
OUR SHOWS GET EATEN BY THE AMERICANS SO STFU!!!
I hate to break it to you. The only channel that takes British tv, is Public Broadcasting. And it's viewing audience of residents in an old folks home in the heartland.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 10:40 AM
Ste, don't kid yourself. Pretty much every country in the world pwnz England in one way or another.

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 11:00 AM
Yep. It's best to accept it and move on.