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Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 09:48 AM
If someone put a gun to your dad's head. Then said "Hey, fuck your dad or I'll kill him".

would you do it?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 09:52 AM
Fuck as in sex?

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 09:56 AM
Nimrod In Town']Fuck as in sex?

what else would it mean?

Lithuanian Offspring
10-31-2005, 10:24 AM
Nimrod In Town']Fuck as in sex?
Are you retarded. I'm sure that sounds like a stupid question but considering the fact that you listen to Green Day it must be true, right?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:25 AM
I don't listen to Green Day anymore, but yes, Green Day kicks more ass than The Offspring.

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 10:27 AM
I'd ask them to let anyone I love go and kill me instead. Simple.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 10:30 AM
there is no third choice.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:31 AM
I'll fake "fuck" him.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-31-2005, 10:33 AM
Nimrod In Town']I don't listen to Green Day anymore, but yes, Green Day kicks more ass than The Offspring.
That's one of the stupidest statements to hit this forum full of stupid statements. That's one for the Guiness Books.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:34 AM
That's one of the stupidest statements to hit this forum full of stupid statements. That's one for the Guiness Books.

The Offspring suck. They are too repetitive.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-31-2005, 10:34 AM
Nimrod In Town']I'll fake "fuck" him.
I'm sure you're really good at that.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-31-2005, 10:35 AM
Nimrod In Town']The Offspring suck. They are too repetitive.
Then you have never listened to Green Day. American Idiot sounds just like Nimrod, you fucking moron.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 10:35 AM
I don't drink but I get drunk.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:35 AM
Oh, shut up, retard. You're not funny. YOU LIKE THE OFFSPRING.

Oh, pwnz.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:35 AM
I don't care. Green Day sucks. But The Offspring sucks more, dipshit. Get fucked by a hot wire.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-31-2005, 10:36 AM
Nimrod In Town']I don't care. Green Day sucks. But The Offspring sucks more, dipshit. Get fucked by a hot wire.
Wow, another statement that tops them. You really are retarded, aren't you? That wasn't even a retorical question. Seriously..
Oh, isn't hotwire one word not two?
I seriously don't see how Green Day could ever be better than The Offspring.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:37 AM
Rethorical, not retorical, retard. If you're going to insult me, do it properly, scum.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 10:38 AM
this argument is silly.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-31-2005, 10:38 AM
Uh, sorry language barrier. I don't speak retard.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:39 AM
Yes, that was a nice one, retard. Fuck off, you stupid motherfucker.

JoY
10-31-2005, 10:48 AM
I would do everything in my power to prevent either of those things from ever taking place.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:49 AM
I would do everything in my power to prevent either of those things from ever taking place.

Same here .

Who would want to kill my dad, anyway?

JoY
10-31-2005, 10:53 AM
I once dreamed some creep tried to kill my dad. he tried to rob us, or something. he gave my father a needle to defend himself & had a knife with which he constantly kept stabbing him. I constantly tried to drag him away from my dad, but every time I got a hold of him, he'd stab me too. so eventually I ran to a farm nearby (the scene was close to where I used to go horse back riding, so I know the neighbourhood), screaming desperately for help. then he stabbed me in the back so hard, I saw the ground coming at me. then I woke up sitting straight up.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:54 AM
Shit. I had a dream of my dad in this shooting alley, being shot to death. That's it. But yours, damn, creapy.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 10:55 AM
so was you a sleep sitting straight?

coz thats impressive.

JoY
10-31-2005, 10:56 AM
so was you a sleep sitting straight?

coz thats impressive.
it wouldn't be the first time.

Nimrod -I know! it's like the 'scareder' you are to lose someone, the creepier your imagination thinks up ways to lose them.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-31-2005, 10:59 AM
Nimrod In Town']I don't listen to Green Day anymore, but yes, Green Day kicks more ass than The Offspring.
Then wtf you doing here... Go Pester some 12 year old Green Day fans.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:00 AM
you guys have swam away from the disgusting question. :confused:

JoY
10-31-2005, 11:00 AM
pssshh, Kim.. I'm not an Offspring-fan either. people just come her for fun. even the Offspring fans do, so why shouldn't the non-Offspring fans?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:02 AM
Then wtf you doing here... Go Pester some 12 year old Green Day fans.

There's many people here that don't like The Offspring. What're you doing here? You are of no value to anyone.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-31-2005, 11:03 AM
pssshh, Kim.. I'm not an Offspring-fan either. people just come her for fun. even the Offspring fans do, so why shouldn't the non-Offspring fans?
Ok ok.. :rolleyes:

Back on topic.

No i wouldnt, because my dad is a fucking cunt because he left my mum when he found out she was pregnant. The wanker.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:05 AM
Maybe because he doesn't want another baby that could turn out like you. Miserable and fat.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-31-2005, 11:06 AM
Nimrod In Town']Maybe because he doesn't want another baby that could turn out like you. Miserable and fat.
Ooh yea totally!

Btw, I love you for agreeing with me that I am fat.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:06 AM
I don't get why people would come here in the first place, if they don't like the offspring... what made them want to look them up and use their BBS.

I'm not complaining, I'm just asking.

JoY
10-31-2005, 11:10 AM
No i wouldnt, because my dad is a fucking cunt because he left my mum when he found out she was pregnant. The wanker.
he did? wow. that's one irresponsible ass. I bet he'd be proud if he saw you now. you're bubbly & you seem to sparkle energy. & being happy, or model-like skinny has never been a condition for being a great fucking person, or daughter. I don't need to repeat you aren't fat. a lot of people on the board find you rather smoking hawt. =)

JoY
10-31-2005, 11:11 AM
I don't get why people would come here in the first place, if they don't like the offspring... what made them want to look them up and use their BBS.

I'm not complaining, I'm just asking.
my exboyfriend made my account, when we were still together & when he still regularly visited. he seemed to have a lot of fun here & I wanted to know what it was all about. he kind of encouraged me to come here. he went, I sticked. & that's basically all there's to it.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-31-2005, 11:14 AM
he did? wow. that's one irresponsible ass. I bet he'd be proud if he saw you now. you're bubbly & you seem to sparkle energy. & being happy, or model-like skinny has never been a condition for being a great fucking person, or daughter. I don't need to repeat you aren't fat. a lot of people on the board find you rather smoking hawt. =)
JoY you're teh best babes!

And I saw him last year, Fucking cunt just ignored me. Oh well, my mum has coped, she's done really well. :rolleyes:

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:15 AM
Ooh yea totally!

Btw, I love you for agreeing with me that I am fat.

You're not that fat, though.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:16 AM
well fuck off I'm sick of ya.


just kidding, I just wanted to see the look on your face.... I realise now, I'm an idiot because I can't acturly see your face.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-31-2005, 11:17 AM
Nimrod In Town']You're not that fat, though.
But I am, you even agreed with me.

T-6005
10-31-2005, 11:18 AM
Uh, sorry language barrier. I don't speak retard.
I'll refrain from sigging that, but it was close... what a shutdown. Doesn't even matter who it was to.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:19 AM
Is your self-esteem that low? Do you think that little of yourself?

crazy_offspring_gal
10-31-2005, 11:20 AM
Nimrod In Town']Is your self-esteem that low? Do you think that little of yourself?
Yup. And I will even admit to that.

T-6005
10-31-2005, 11:20 AM
Nimrod In Town']Who would want to kill my dad, anyway?
Haha, consider yourself lucky. People have tried to kill mine. It's just not cool. Although knowing my dad, I'm surprised he's still around. Had I not been around during the "people are trying to kill him and the rest of us" phase, I would never have guessed that my dad would make it out. He's a pansy.

JoY
10-31-2005, 11:20 AM
Kim -there are worse case scenarios. I'm not saying you're lucky. you're not lucky at all having such a shitface for a 'dad', but you have your mom, your family, a safe home, people who do love you a shitload & who won't just let you down, or leave you like they don't have anything to do with you. always focuss on the good things you have going for you, babes. or else.. life isn't that much fun. & I know you do have a lot of positive stuff going on in your life. everyone does, if they pay close attention. & whatever isn't postive.. make it positive, or let it go. *hug* I'm glad that you seem to be doing better. BUT never let anyone tell you you're fat/unworthy/whatever again.

oh, & one more thing; if you know your self-esteem is low & even admit to it openly, you know it should be higher & that you deserve it to be higher. it's like admitting & acknowledging (?) you've got a problem. it's the first step to solving it.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:24 AM
Haha, consider yourself lucky. People have tried to kill mine. It's just not cool. Although knowing my dad, I'm surprised he's still around. Had I not been around during the "people are trying to kill him and the rest of us" phase, I would never have guessed that my dad would make it out. He's a pansy.
What did he do ? Why did everyone hated him, and tried to kill him?

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:25 AM
this thread turned from crappy to sappy.

JoY
10-31-2005, 11:28 AM
this thread turned from crappy to sappy.
better than crappy. I prefer seeing people smile, thank you.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:33 AM
but does anyone care if you're smiling?

That Punk Kid You Love
10-31-2005, 12:20 PM
Why are you so retarded? GTFO like I told you to.

Aimeht
10-31-2005, 12:46 PM
If someone put a gun to your dad's head. Then said "Hey, fuck your dad or I'll kill him".

would you do it?
I'd say "please, please, pull the trigger, kill the bastard."

Dirty Bertie
10-31-2005, 12:47 PM
I'd say "please, please, pull the trigger, kill the bastard."

you sound like good wife material ;)

Aimeht
10-31-2005, 12:48 PM
you sound like good wife material ;)
how do you mean?

Dirty Bertie
10-31-2005, 12:53 PM
how do you mean?

in the sarcastic sense...like - if i didn't cut the grass when you said... i can see ya getting the whips out :D ... i think that makes sense anyway :confused:

Megs
10-31-2005, 12:54 PM
*waves* bye bye dad.

Dirty Bertie
10-31-2005, 12:59 PM
*waves* bye bye dad.

Oh .. come on .. it's only your Dad! Lay back and think of England ;)

Aimeht
10-31-2005, 01:01 PM
Now this gave me an idea. Maybe I could shoot him.

.:SMASH:.
10-31-2005, 01:02 PM
Nimrod In Town']I'll fake "fuck" him.
how?????????????

Dirty Bertie
10-31-2005, 01:05 PM
Now this gave me an idea. Maybe I could shoot him.

No... use a very sharp blade ... it's far more personal! ;)

Aimeht
10-31-2005, 01:07 PM
No... use a very sharp blade ... it's far more personal! ;)
I want it to be dramatic. Maybe.

T-6005
10-31-2005, 01:09 PM
No... use a very sharp blade ... it's far more personal! ;)
Ask the Goddess for hers.

Dirty Bertie
10-31-2005, 01:15 PM
Ask the Goddess for hers.

Good idea... but use gloves at all times while handling the blade - that way the Goddess will be framed for the slaughter. Oh fuck... now im thinking of that song... 'bring your daughter to the slaughter' .... come on, sing we me!!!

bring your daughter... blah, blah

.:SMASH:.
10-31-2005, 01:21 PM
i dont think i'd fuck a man let alone my dad. well forget that, let him die, i couldn't live wih the fact that i fucked my own dad

Dirty Bertie
10-31-2005, 01:30 PM
let him die, i couldn't live wih the fact that i fucked my own dad

Well - that's just plain cruel. Think of your poor poppy lieing in a pool of blood ... and all cos YOU wouldn't stick your penis in his arse!! :p

offspring fan
10-31-2005, 01:30 PM
i would have kicked the guy in the bals and steal his gun

Betty
10-31-2005, 05:47 PM
I think this is the easiest question ever, although bizarre and sick.

Clearly yes. If there was no alternative. Incest is a much better alternative to death, of my father or myself. I guess if I didn't love my parents as much, it might be a harder choice?

Offspring7
10-31-2005, 05:59 PM
I don't drink but I get drunk.

how did people miss this?

Toxic Speed Bump
11-01-2005, 04:28 AM
I was taking the piss out of someone who posted before.