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the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 10:51 AM
Blade of Isis You don't wanna know how fucking sharp the tip of the blade is. I've had it for a few hours and a few people who touched it were bleeding already.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/_bleaky_/isis009.jpg

Proud owner

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/_bleaky_/isis5.jpg

Kiss, kiss...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/_bleaky_/isis8.jpg

Meet the Mistress & the Isis

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/_bleaky_/isisis.jpg

It's beautiful and super dangerous at the same time. Just the way I love it.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 10:53 AM
Damn. How'd you get it?

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 10:53 AM
you would think the second person that touched it would of learned his lesson from the first person.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 10:54 AM
That is a BEAUT. How much was it?

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 10:55 AM
and that picture of you holding that knife scares the crap out of me.

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 10:55 AM
Ordered and had been waiting for two months till I got it just today. Kit Rae collection. Christ, I'm orgasming over this. I'm such a boy for daggers.

Dave, around 120 euros. Bit more than I expected but fuck that, it's definitely worth it.

DirtyMagical
10-31-2005, 10:56 AM
I would've gone trick'rtreating with that!

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 10:57 AM
Ordered and had been waiting for two months till I got it just today. Kit Rae collection. Christ, I'm orgasming over this. I'm such a boy for daggers.

try having sex with it.

DirtyMagical
10-31-2005, 10:59 AM
trick or treating is for losers.

so you're goin'?

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:00 AM
so you're goin'?

ha, sweet.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:03 AM
fuck that. I have to work.

Me too. Later.

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 11:05 AM
try having sex with it.

Something about cold steel touching the skin, yeah.

And I'm thinking whether to keep it over my bed or not. But it has to be in a secure position or I'll get stabbed to death one night. It's kinda heavier too.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:07 AM
Something about cold steel touching the skin, yeah.

And I'm thinking whether to keep it over my bed or not. But it has to be in a secure position or I'll get stabbed to death one night. It's kinda heavier too.

put it under your pillow, just incase someone trys to rob you.

SkyRocker
10-31-2005, 11:09 AM
around 120 euros.
It's beautiful but i saw some bigger ones for less than 20 euros, i hope it's quality one you have.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:11 AM
I work from 5-8

I work from 4-6. Sometimes 4-5.

Human
10-31-2005, 11:12 AM
Wow...that thing is nice...

original_prankster
10-31-2005, 11:20 AM
That thing is secksy. It makes me hawt in teh pants.

Seriously though, how much did that thing cost?

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 11:22 AM
It's beautiful but i saw some bigger ones for less than 20 euros, i hope it's quality one you have.

They had it cheaper but those were miniatures/half size. I got the original size, longer, heavier, sharper, awesome stainless steel. Plus I had it shipped from America so I naturally had to pay more.

SkyRocker
10-31-2005, 11:30 AM
Sure. I saw those kind when i was in Andorra, the fact is that they were coming from french knife workmen.

Vera
10-31-2005, 11:45 AM
Blade of Isis? Is there a story behind it? Like, the shape and everything.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:46 AM
I googled it. Yeah, there's a story behind it but i didn't read it.

JoY
10-31-2005, 11:46 AM
I already loved you, but I love you even more now. sex?

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 11:48 AM
I already loved you, but I love you even more now. sex?

With THAT thing?!

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 11:49 AM
Uh, yes.

This 3rd edition in Uniteds Custom Design Series is based on Isis - The Egyptian goddess of fertility. In ancient times it was believed that without Isis' blessing, Egypt woud become barren and void of fruitful harvest or livestock. The pommel displays the symbols of fertility(cow horns and sun disc) which were traditionally shown on her crown. The guard is a horned design with intertwined serpents (the protectors of Isis) at its center. Both have an antique silver-plated finish. The handle is carved with a snakeskin texture. The fantasy styled blade is marked with the designer,Kit Rae's logo and the Isis crown on the back.

And

*sheckts Bella*

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:50 AM
that sword will be the death of you... one day you will be feeling emo, and you'll just be fucking around with it and BOOM.... dead.

Dirty Bertie
10-31-2005, 11:50 AM
Some of you Guys suck arse.....Look what's going on here!

We've got a beautiful looking women stroking a magnificent phallic symbol - and all you can say is "how much does it cost" or "i can get a plastic one cheaper from Pennywise!" ..... you bunch of faggots!

Goddess, you can slice me up anytime ;)

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-31-2005, 11:50 AM
With THAT thing?!

Now that would be painful.

Human
10-31-2005, 11:51 AM
that sword will be the death of you... one day you will be feeling emo, and you'll just be fucking around with it and BOOM.... dead.
Don't insult your betters...

JoY
10-31-2005, 11:54 AM
With THAT thing?!
of course not. doh. with her huge cock, what do you think?

*enjoys her seckts*

JoY
10-31-2005, 11:55 AM
that sword will be the death of you... one day you will be feeling emo, and you'll just be fucking around with it and BOOM.... dead.
I think you're a whole lot more emo than she'll ever be that that thought ever came to mind.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 11:56 AM
What is it with European women and huge cocks?

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 11:58 AM
I think you're a whole lot more emo than she'll ever be that that thought ever came to mind.

who said I wasn't emo?

JoY
10-31-2005, 12:00 PM
What is it with European women and huge cocks?
it kind of does depend who it's attached to. :/

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 12:01 PM
I don't cute my vains, cry or get emo, sorry.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 12:03 PM
ok, just checking...

T-6005
10-31-2005, 12:15 PM
That thing.... is fucking awesome. Seriously - it looks awesome.

Although if I met you in a dark alley somewhere holding that, I'd probably figure I'd drunk too much cough syrup and was hallucinating some sort of vengeful deity.

But shit, you can stab me anytime.

Toxic Speed Bump
10-31-2005, 12:22 PM
do you normally drink cough syrup?

Vera
10-31-2005, 01:15 PM
Oh, ISIS the Goddess omg duhh.

So fitting. It's too cool for school. I'm no blade fanatic but yeah, that just looks great.

ruroken
10-31-2005, 01:18 PM
You aren't too great. The blade, however, is awesome. I wish I had it. Damn you're lucky.

coke_a_holic
10-31-2005, 01:19 PM
ohmguh.

That thing is schweet. The best knife I have is between a kitchen knife and a lock-blade I got for Christmas. Unfortunately, that lock blade was out of my possession for a few months due to the fact that I threatened my sister with it once. I hope you and your knife have plenty of happy moments together!

Mota Boy
10-31-2005, 01:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/_bleaky_/isis8.jpg
That is a great picture of you. I'd probably get myself all cut up fucking around with that if I had it in my posession.


...hmmmm, am I talking about the blade or the Goddess holding it?

Paint_It_Black
10-31-2005, 01:26 PM
Very nice. I prefer swords, but I can appreciate anything with a blade.

The Talking Pie
10-31-2005, 01:38 PM
And I'm thinking whether to keep it over my bed or not. But it has to be in a secure position or I'll get stabbed to death one night. It's kinda heavier too.
I faced that problem with one of my swords. To date it hasn't fallen though, so I'm kind of regretting not mounting it above my bed.

And because I can't help it:
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3319/davesword5dn.jpg

.:SMASH:.
10-31-2005, 02:10 PM
that...........knife............is........fucking. ..AWESOME!!!!!

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 02:11 PM
Uh Mota, maybe both? *wink*

Daaave, I somehow knew you'd have swords. Or maybe you've told me before? I forget! Omgz, it looks so shiny hawt.

The Talking Pie
10-31-2005, 02:44 PM
I think I've told you before. Although that would have been over a year ago. Wow... I've been meaning to get a dagger like yours though... there's a shop here in town that sells swords, daggers, axes, etc. It makes me want to rob a bank so I can go on a shopping spree <3

memento
10-31-2005, 02:48 PM
That thing looks like something outta Buffy or Angel. Nice blade.

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 02:51 PM
Yeah, I get it. I have to be rich some day to decorate my house with those kinds of things. Actually now I've just remembered you did tell me.

Sunny
10-31-2005, 05:28 PM
hotness. I <3 knives, swords, daggers, etc.

my absolute favorite is my authentic Hitler Jugend dagger. i'm not quite sure how my family came to own it... hmm.
that's a pic from the website..

http://www.dfwarms.com/images/dagger_19_h.jugend_leader_.JPG

and here's me with it.. acting like a hooker.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/69e57474.jpg

=p

Italia311
10-31-2005, 05:36 PM
Thats quite the dagger. Damn. I want to buy one of those.

SkunkIt
10-31-2005, 05:38 PM
That is a beautiful sword. :)

Conspiracy of One
10-31-2005, 05:40 PM
I love your daggar simma! What do you want for it? Money? Hell, I'd offer sex for that blade.

T-6005
10-31-2005, 05:49 PM
I love your daggar simma! What do you want for it? Money? Hell, I'd offer sex for that blade.
For the blade my ass.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-31-2005, 05:52 PM
Add a comma after "blade" and suddenly that becomes a proposal! =P

T-6005
10-31-2005, 05:53 PM
Way to make me doubt myself for a minute.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 06:18 PM
Why do I get the horrible feeling that these psychotic blade-happy Slavics are gonna rape my poor Aryan ass?

Sunny
10-31-2005, 06:19 PM
Why do I get the feeling that you won't mind at all? ;p

Human
10-31-2005, 06:19 PM
I love your daggar simma! What do you want for it? Money? Hell, I'd offer sex for that blade.
I don't think she wants your sex...

Betty
10-31-2005, 06:24 PM
Those pictures are totally hot Simona.

0r4ng3
10-31-2005, 07:26 PM
Add a comma after "blade" and suddenly that becomes a proposal! =P
I thought that was just a poorly punctuated proposition.

Anyway, you all have nice swords, knives, etc.

Sin Studly
10-31-2005, 07:57 PM
Why do I get the feeling that you won't mind at all? ;p

*blushes hard*

Moja cabbage-nigger vlastnicka. Ja tvoj majetok.

the_GoDdEsS
10-31-2005, 11:51 PM
Why do I get the horrible feeling that these psychotic blade-happy Slavics are gonna rape my poor Aryan ass?

* arse

And how come you always know what I want, otrok? *smiles*

Isolated Fury
11-01-2005, 12:08 AM
* arse

And how come you always know what I want, otrok? *smiles*
Didn't we go over this before?

You two are supposed to be banging 24/7. You're the perfect couple, remember? Haha

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:12 AM
No, we're not. We don't favour interracial sexual intercourse.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 12:14 AM
Simona is a sausage-nigger, I'm white.... but yeah... I kinda feel tempted to renouce Nazism, just for her.

Isolated Fury
11-01-2005, 12:16 AM
Simona is a sausage-nigger, I'm white.... but yeah... I kinda feel tempted to renouce Nazism, just for her.
AWWWWW!!! How cute! Do you see this Sim? You're making a Nazi reconsider himself.

That's cute. Isn't that cute? I think that's cute.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:21 AM
No, he just offended me by calling me a sausage-nigger instead of potato-nigger. *cracks whip* Maybe I wanna dominate a Nazi...

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 12:21 AM
I'm fellen in love with a nigger! *cries*

HornyPope
11-01-2005, 12:23 AM
NA na na na na na Justin loves a nigger.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 12:24 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Nobody teased me like this when I admitted to loving a kyke (Bella)

HornyPope
11-01-2005, 12:25 AM
Because... kykes don't scream from the depths of an oven?

Izie
11-01-2005, 01:57 AM
Can I play with Simmeh's knives?

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 02:00 AM
*nods* Get your sexy bum over some time.

Izie
11-01-2005, 02:01 AM
...I need a damn visa for your damn country. You and your knife get your bum HERE.

...or find me a husband with a proper nationality.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 06:57 AM
Australians don't need visas to get into Slovakia.

*kneels*

Ivana, will you marry me?

edit ; it's a choice between me and HAU.

nieh
11-01-2005, 06:59 AM
I love things like that, but not enough to actually BUY things like that. There's a store at one of the near here that sells all sorts of knives, swords, etc. Some of the stuff is awesome.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 07:07 AM
Australians don't need visas to get into Slovakia.

*kneels*

Ivana, will you marry me?

edit ; it's a choice between me and HAU.

*pushes you away* What are you doing?! She is mine!

Izie, will you marry me in Belgium, have filthy and kinky Slavic dom/sub sex and raise a few beautiful smart children just like you and I?

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 07:22 AM
......

:(

*leaves, forever*

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 07:26 AM
Josh, I love looking at them too but they are just so irresistible I had to get one. *blush*


......

:(

*leaves, forever*

Who allowed you to leave, slave? You are now the property of the mistresses.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 07:30 AM
:(

Prepacte, vlastnickas. Ja som tvoj majetok, na veky vekov.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 07:36 AM
Samozrejme! Vidím, že majetok je disciplinovaný. Serve happily.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 07:40 AM
*lowers head*

Ano, Pani. Dakujem, Pani.

nieh
11-01-2005, 07:58 AM
Josh, I love looking at them too but they are just so irresistible I had to get one. *blush*

My friend's dad collects all sorts of stuff from old model trains and toys (soldiers, wind-up toys, etc.) to rifles and swords and stuff. He probably has a few million dollars worth of that stuff by now, most of which he got when it was still new or for cheap at a yard sale or something. It's scary because he has litterally thousands of little toy soldiers and he has them lined up perfectly on these shelves. It must have taken him months to do it all. Anyways, he also collects daggers and stuff. He's got like 5 by this guy. Despite the somewhat lame attempt to look futuristic, I still think this dagger looks fucking badass.
http://www.5stardeal.com/website/unitedcutlery/largepictures/25-gh2014.jpg

edit: I thought that was only going to show the top picture...apparently they're all joined into one. Sorry.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 08:07 AM
*lowers head*

Ano, Pani. Dakujem, Pani.

*grins* I've been thinking Iz and I would want to hire a charming cook as well. You know, a special dress code for the kitchen.

Eventually you'll be awarded the honourary Slavicity.



Omg, Josh! I know that one. It's super awesome as well. And I got mine from United Cutlery, lolz. My Dad is kinda the same except he doesn't waste money on these things any more and sold all things he used to collect. Hehe, dozens of tiny little soldiers must look fun!

nieh
11-01-2005, 08:14 AM
Omg, Josh! I know that one. It's super awesome as well. And I got mine from United Cutlery, lolz. My Dad is kinda the same except he doesn't waste money on these things any more and sold all things he used to collect. Hehe, dozens of tiny little soldiers must look fun!

Not dozens, THOUSANDS. On shelf after shelf after shelf, all alligned perfectly in rows. If you trip and bang into them, you'd better hope you split your head in half in the process or he will kill you. I was scared of the guy when I was a kid and I think I'm even moreso now.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 08:17 AM
Oh, that's almost psycho. How did he clean it? I mean, there must be some dust or something.

nieh
11-01-2005, 08:21 AM
I'm not sure. I always had to go home when he got home from work when I was younger, and he lives in another state now, so I don't really see him that often. I never really saw him cleaning anything.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 08:25 AM
*grins* I've been thinking Iz and I would want to hire a charming cook as well. You know, a special dress code for the kitchen.

Eventually you'll be awarded the honourary Slavicity.

Ano, Pani, rozumiem.... Nie Mags?

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 08:44 AM
Beware, the Kinky Slavic Trinity.

Tizzalicious
11-01-2005, 09:03 AM
I'm really not into knives and shit like that. But you look damn hot on those pictures.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 09:30 AM
Beware, the Kinky Slavic Trinity.

Waaaaaaaaaaah! :(

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 11:56 AM
You'd better love it and beg for more.

Sin Studly
11-01-2005, 09:10 PM
Ano, moja vlastnicka.