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the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:02 PM
I'm browsing at high speed. I finally lived to get rid of my relatively slow and shitty Eastern Euro dial-up after six years online. It's joy for the impatient and irritable like myself.

notoriousdoc
11-01-2005, 12:04 PM
That line made me think of Bloodstains by Agent Orange

Tizzalicious
11-01-2005, 12:04 PM
Fast is good.

And that must be so nice. I don't remember what it felt like when we got it, I think I was just happy that I could be online longer than one hour a day (I managed to convice my parents 1 hour a WEEK was really crazy a little before that) and that the fights about the phonebill would end. I always blamed my sister calling her friends, but I knew it was me.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:08 PM
Ahaha, it used to be so lame five or six years back because the dial-up would be a lot slower. And I'd get like one hour a day max which was a lot too because the shit was super expensive. Gradually they started lowering the prices. I've been on a special discount price which offered net for free from 4pm to 7am till just today and that was still kinda slow. And now I got DSL for a fun price and can have this shit on 24/7 and finally people will be able to call home since the phone line is separate. Oh, revolutionary! I can't believe downloading things works so fast now.

nieh
11-01-2005, 12:09 PM
Congratulations! Now use it to steal all the music in the world!

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:10 PM
I'm a bad pirate. =( *drinks some e-rum* Aye!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 12:13 PM
Would you like limewire pro? its fucking fast, I download most songs in under a minute.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:14 PM
I'm on BearShare. And it's under a minute or two. Which used to be 15-30 minutes. Fucking ha ha.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 12:16 PM
Ohh I used to have bearshare, rather slow and full of adware.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:17 PM
Yeah, the adware. Plus it slows down the browsers. I only leave it on at night.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 12:21 PM
Well if you want limewire here it is. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L0VUGGHT Its fast, dnt slow your browsers down, and had little ad-ware.

notoriousdoc
11-01-2005, 12:24 PM
Ares kicks all other P2P software's collective ass

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 12:26 PM
Ares kicks all over P2P software's collective ass
Pfffffffffffft nah

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:27 PM
Thanks. I might check it out then.

notoriousdoc
11-01-2005, 12:30 PM
Pfffffffffffft nah
Try it, she's a beauty

Vera
11-01-2005, 12:31 PM
Welcome to capitalism, Sim darling. :D

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 12:32 PM
Bahaha. Thank you.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 12:34 PM
Try it, she's a beauty
This one downloads at 300kbs on mine, whats about yours?

memento
11-01-2005, 12:47 PM
I remember the dialup days. Then came a god send 0800 monthly dialup access! 24/7 net useage for a monthly fee. I used to let it out to mates at school and make myself a profit too. Heh.

Then we finally got broadband when the prices dropped in the UK from like 40-50/month to 27. Man I remember the day i plugged that green stingray/frog into the USB port and loaded up www.nhl.com in instant time. Ahhhh what a day!

I'm such a nerd :-(

ninthlayer
11-01-2005, 01:00 PM
Ares is teh suck, don't touch it.

memento
11-01-2005, 01:11 PM
emule and newsgroups win.

T-6005
11-01-2005, 01:15 PM
Ares is a great program, I agree. Currently I use a cross of LimeWire and Ares. Ares is much easier to use, but if I can't find a file on Ares, it's occasionally on LimeWire.

SkunkIt
11-01-2005, 01:24 PM
Congratulations, the_GoDdEsS! DSL= no more waiting around. Cheers!


http://lifewise.canoe.ca/FoodDrink/2005/07/11/0711_icedtea.jpg

Mota Boy
11-01-2005, 01:30 PM
It'll take about three days before you can no longer stand to use dial-up at all.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2005, 01:33 PM
Yeah, I couldn't stand it before either way.

Idiot
11-01-2005, 01:35 PM
Get Azureus!

Vera
11-01-2005, 01:37 PM
http://lifewise.canoe.ca/FoodDrink/2005/07/11/0711_icedtea.jpg
Stop posting these pictures. They make me want some delicious drinks.

memento
11-01-2005, 02:09 PM
http://www.lorry.org/Misc/20030608-soggy/vimto.jpg

THIS is a beautiful drink.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 02:10 PM
Get Azureus!
You retard, thats for torrents.
AND THIS IS A TASTY DRINK!!
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5765/marmilkshake3jb.jpg

Sinister
11-01-2005, 02:38 PM
My 10.0 MB/s connection is too fucking slow for 4 computers on a local network. Somebody give me a T3.

memento
11-01-2005, 02:40 PM
It's not too slow. You just have a shit network or stupid users who download too much porn which they can only whack off to 5 mins at a time so don't need all of it.

Isolated Fury
11-01-2005, 02:47 PM
Ohh I used to have bearshare, rather slow and full of adware.
Hahahahaha....
I can get en tire album in less than 10 seconds. And full length movies take me a minute and a half.

Idiot
11-01-2005, 03:28 PM
How the fuck can your 10mb connection be too slow using 4 machines? Either your connection isn't performing as it should, or the connection isn't shared properly.

memento
11-01-2005, 03:30 PM
Hahahahaha....
I can get en tire album in less than 10 seconds. And full length movies take me a minute and a half.

That's cuase you're downloading of a college/uni LAN. Not the internets duh.

yay
11-01-2005, 03:51 PM
Well if you want limewire here it is. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L0VUGGHT Its fast, dnt slow your browsers down, and had little ad-ware.Ares is bundled with adware. Limewire hasn't been for a while now, and is much more stable.

Use Limewire or Shareaza if you want safe p2p's. I personally find Limewire is by far the best though.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 03:55 PM
How the fuck can your 10mb connection be too slow using 4 machines? Either your connection isn't performing as it should, or the connection isn't shared properly.
how do you share is properly, cause my dads is hogging all the bandwidth

Jebus
11-01-2005, 04:39 PM
souseek owns all your souls. It's slow but it's worth it...

EDIT: and congrats on the new dsl. I don't appreciate my dsl as much as I used to but I probably should.

Idiot
11-01-2005, 04:39 PM
Limewire and Azureus are what I use - I find everything I want on these, and speeds generally aren't an issue either.

the_offsprings_monkey: to restrict and share the bandwidth equally, you could install a program called Net Limiter [ www.netlimiter.com ] and install that on your networked machines and you can set the amount of bandwidth each machine can use from your connection.
The program is shareware, but if you go Here (http://www.seedler.org/en/html/info/106007) and download this torrent and open it in Azureus or whatever BitTorrent program you have, it'll download the full version with a crack.

Idiot
11-01-2005, 04:40 PM
souseek owns all your souls. It's slow but it's worth it...

SoulSeek is awesome. I use it for all those songs and artists I can't find anywhere else. And for when I just want a particular song.

Jebus
11-01-2005, 05:04 PM
Yeah, most of my music collection comes from soulseek seeing how most of it is hard to find in any other program. Plus it's easier to download full albums. I only use limewire when downloading individual songs because it's faster than soulseek. Torrents are only good when something is newly released or else it's slow.

Isolated Fury
11-01-2005, 05:23 PM
That's cuase you're downloading of a college/uni LAN. Not the internets duh.
And I love it.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 05:25 PM
And I love it.
Lucky BASTARD.

The_Hombre
11-01-2005, 05:37 PM
I use KLR, only sometimes though. Mainly because it is shit. I mainly use BiTorrent and Soul Seek.

Idiot
11-01-2005, 05:51 PM
I use KLR, only sometimes though. Mainly because it is shit. I mainly use BiTorrent and Soul Seek.

I used to use KLR, until I got LimeWire. Got the Pro Version [for free of course] - its just that little bit better. :)

I could upload it to YouSendIt or whatever if anyone wants it.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 07:04 PM
I used to use KLR, until I got LimeWire. Got the Pro Version [for free of course] - its just that little bit better. :)

I could upload it to YouSendIt or whatever if anyone wants it.
Been there done that. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L0VUGGHT

Idiot
11-02-2005, 06:47 AM
What do you want? A medal ?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 08:11 AM
Yes a medal would be nice.