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That Punk Kid You Love
11-01-2005, 06:44 PM
My penis is Gumby. My left nut is Billy. My right nut is Willy.

Conspiracy of One
11-01-2005, 06:47 PM
I named my penis elvis when I was five. I named my favorite body part after a god, yes.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-01-2005, 06:49 PM
I named my penis elvis when I was five. I named my favorite body part after a god, yes.


Elvis P or C?

Conspiracy of One
11-01-2005, 06:50 PM
Elvis P or C?
Elvis Presley

Original prankstA
11-01-2005, 06:51 PM
the big cheese, wayne and garth

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 06:52 PM
My penis is named penis.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-01-2005, 06:55 PM
I don't name my genitals.


Hmm of all people not naming their genitals your the 1 I would least expect wishomie. You did name your hand though right? Oh I forgot it has a different name everyday.

T-6005
11-01-2005, 06:56 PM
I definitely do no such thing.

Original prankstA
11-01-2005, 06:56 PM
I don't name my genitals.
yeah me niether i just made that up...that was the funniest thing i could think up

Drummer_Boi91
11-01-2005, 07:05 PM
Left ones Bob, right one's Billy :D

Rancid_Guyxxx
11-01-2005, 07:08 PM
Jimmy .

coke_a_holic
11-01-2005, 07:25 PM
VLAD THE IMPALER.

haha, I just had a flashback about that old show Robot (Rumble? Wars?) where they had a bunch of remote control robots destroying eachother. Vlad the Impaler was one of them, they also had one that looked like a cat with an axe for a tail. What an awesome show.

yay
11-01-2005, 07:32 PM
I recently named my ass "That Punk Kid you love"

0r4ng3
11-01-2005, 07:33 PM
Speedy, for obvious and not so obvious reasons that I shan't go in to.

Sunny
11-01-2005, 08:45 PM
ahahahah, 0r4ng3, that was awesome.

if i had a penis i'd name it Mr T. :D but i just have a vagina, which i sometimes affectionately call Giney. just cuz. *shrug*

SkunkIt
11-01-2005, 09:27 PM
I call my dick the Eiffel Tower.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 09:33 PM
I call my dick the Eiffel Tower.
Well if we ate naming them after after buildings then mine is the Taipei 101 in Taiwan it's 1,670ft
EDIT: my bad, i forgot it was renamed after the Canadian National Tower which is over 1,800ft.

.:SMASH:.
11-01-2005, 11:20 PM
My penis is Gumby. My left nut is Billy. My right nut is Willy.
i named my dick sin studly. he reminds me of one

bd007h
11-01-2005, 11:20 PM
Larry, Curly, and Moe.


actually, I just made that up right now :rolleyes:

SkyRocker
11-02-2005, 05:21 AM
Elvis Presley
Phonetically, presley is like "press them" in french which is based on a child joke, weird one indeed.
There is a french usage where you call your sex Popol, i don't remember why...

JoY
11-03-2005, 05:43 AM
I just say 'It' for genitals a lot of the time. "aw look, -it- is all happy!"

but I know a chick who calls her vagina 'The Cave'. freaks me out.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-03-2005, 08:59 AM
Overexertive would probably be a decent adjective.