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the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 08:26 PM
OMFG I just found out I now have Swiss blood, on top of that I now have african, Indian, welsh, and god knows what else. DAMM THOSE SLAGS.

Italia311
11-01-2005, 08:27 PM
How far down the bloodline does it go? You mutt.

coke_a_holic
11-01-2005, 08:28 PM
Man that's some serious noun/article agreement right there.

*isn't good at sarcasm*

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 08:29 PM
How far down the bloodline does it go? You mutt.
Im not so sure, I just almost fainted when I learnt we had yet more foreign blood in me.
EDIT: I'm killing myself if I find french blood in me.

GreenTerror
11-01-2005, 08:30 PM
My mom thinks she's black. Just because he maiden name is Woods. She's like the whitest person I know. She's Mexican now, because now she's a Gonzales.

Italia311
11-01-2005, 08:31 PM
Well that is quite the mix. It's not strong enough to be significant anyways.

Amanda
11-01-2005, 08:32 PM
Italian, German, Arabian, Spanish and portuguese. Thats me.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 08:33 PM
Black people respect me tho, that's a plus, but I just can't get on with canadiens.
EDIT: And yes I'm more then aware that Kim is half Canadian.

Italia311
11-01-2005, 08:35 PM
You spelt Canadian the French way. Thats funny...lol

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 08:36 PM
You spelt Canadian the French way. Thats funny...lol
I don't really care about how it's spelt.

Offspring7
11-01-2005, 08:38 PM
I'm 50% german, and mixed with Welsh, Scottish, and i'm not really sure what else.

Italia311
11-01-2005, 08:46 PM
I don't really care about how it's spelt.

Well why don't you cry about it!$!$?!? I personally don't give a fuck how its spelt either. I was just making an observation.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 08:50 PM
Well why don't you cry about it!$!$?!? I personally don't give a fuck how its spelt either. I was just making an observation.
It's all good.

Kitten
11-01-2005, 09:32 PM
Well why don't you cry about it!$!$?!? I personally don't give a fuck how its spelt either. I was just making an observation.

Who knows, with such a mixed bloodline, it's more than likely the French in him talking...

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 09:35 PM
Who knows, with such a mixed bloodline, it's more than likely the French in him talking...
Pffffffffft I ain't no french you bumbaclot.

Italia311
11-01-2005, 09:38 PM
Lol...rather be French than English...


OooOOOooOOOOoo :eek:

the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 09:42 PM
Lol...rather be French than English...


OooOOOooOOOOoo :eek:
Ummm you do know you didn't pwn me in anyway what so ever right?

The_Hombre
11-02-2005, 06:21 AM
Ummm you do know you didn't pwn me in anyway what so ever right?

Yeh he just pwned himself haha.

I'm a mix of English, Scottish, and Irish. That's only dating back 100 years.

I don't want to delve any further in case I find I am of Welsh blood. The risk is too high.

Italia311
11-02-2005, 07:57 AM
You're a Mutt. Bottom line.

And I wasn't trying to "pwn" anyone. I was more along the lines of a joke.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 08:10 AM
You're a Mutt. Bottom line.

And I wasn't trying to "pwn" anyone. I was more along the lines of a joke.
You do realize jokes are meant to be funny right?

Italia311
11-02-2005, 08:36 AM
You're just not familiar with the same type of humor my friends and I share.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 08:51 AM
Yea probaly. meh it's all good.

T-6005
11-02-2005, 08:58 AM
Yea probaly. meh it's all good.
You just can't admit you've got french blood in you. Hell, people from the region of Brittany in France probably share quite a bit of bloodline with you.

On their behalf, I'm offended.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 09:12 AM
Meh if that Adam & Eve bullshit is true then we all got the same blood :(

The_Hombre
11-02-2005, 09:12 AM
People from Italy share nigger blood. They used to have blonde hair. All that nigger fucking changed the bloodline forever so blonde hair and blue eyes turned into black/brown hair and brown eyes.

So now you can all be ashamed of your great grandparents because they all got down and dirty with a nigger. A fucking nigger.

notoriousdoc
11-02-2005, 09:15 AM
Meh if that Adam & Eve bullshit is true then we all got the same blood :(
It was all good clean fun until they started messing about sodomy and snake fetishes...

The_Hombre
11-02-2005, 09:18 AM
Meh if that Adam & Eve bullshit is true then we all got the same blood :(

I don't even think the Pope believes in Adam and Eve, as it was told in the Bible.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 10:04 PM
I don't even think the Pope believes in Adam and Eve, as it was told in the Bible.
there is more to life then se...ohh shit is that the door bell.

Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 10:37 PM
let me set one thing straight....

British > French
Americans > French
Mexicans > French
Chinese > French
Japanese > French
Irish > French
German > French
Puerto Rican > French
Scottidh > French
Indian > French
Bolivian > French
Egyptian > French
Russian > French
Nigerian > French
Brazilian > French
Taiwanese > French
Ugandan > French
Spanish > French
Guatemalan > French
Portuguese > French
Cuban > French
Venezuelan > French
North Korean > French
South Korean > French
Nicaraguan > French
Canadian >/= French
Turkish > French
Belgian > French
Argentinian > French
Indonesian > french
Australian > French
EVERYTHING > French

Get the idea?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 10:42 PM
let me set one thing straight....

British > French
Americans > French
Mexicans > French
Chinese > French
Japanese > French
Irish > French
German > French
Puerto Rican > French
Scottidh > French
Indian > French
Bolivian > French
Egyptian > French
Russian > French
Nigerian > French
Brazilian > French
Taiwanese > French
Ugandan > French
Spanish > French
Guatemalan > French
Portuguese > French
Cuban > French
Venezuelan > French
North Korean > French
South Korean > French
Nicaraguan > French
Canadian >/= French
Turkish > French
Belgian > French
Argentinian > French
Indonesian > french
Australian > French
EVERYTHING > French

Get the idea?
THATS UNFORGIVEABLE!

T-6005
11-02-2005, 11:44 PM
let me set one thing straight....

<insert stupid part of quote>

Get the idea?
You're a fucking moron. I'm not saying that France is the greatest nation on earth, but you're showing a truly amazing capacity for ignorance.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 11:58 PM
America seriously ain't the best, look at it, it gets fucked over by a storm at least twice a year.

T-6005
11-03-2005, 12:58 AM
America seriously ain't the best, look at it, it gets fucked over by a storm at least twice a year.
Who the hell were you talking to there, I ask?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 12:59 AM
Who the hell were you talking to there, I ask?
Anyone who thinks America is the best.

T-6005
11-03-2005, 01:02 AM
Anyone who thinks America is the best.
So pretty much no one in particular? Making it a bit of a useless comment?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 01:07 AM
as boring as Canada is, I think its a better place to live then America.

Original prankstA
11-03-2005, 04:47 AM
OMFG I just found out I now have Swiss blood, on top of that I now have african, Indian, welsh, and god knows what else. DAMM THOSE SLAGS.
omg im welsh :eek: :eek: :eek:

China Boy
11-03-2005, 07:23 AM
OMFG I just found out I now have Swiss blood, on top of that I now have african, Indian, welsh, and god knows what else. DAMM THOSE SLAGS.
Oh.

My.

Fucking.

God.













How will you live on?

crazy_offspring_gal
11-03-2005, 09:16 AM
as boring as Canada is, I think its a better place to live then America.
Yea shut up, you havnt even been there so I dont know what the fuck you're on about. So shut the fuck up.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-03-2005, 09:17 AM
^ Burn.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 11:00 AM
Yea shut up, you havnt even been there so I dont know what the fuck you're on about. So shut the fuck up.
WTF!! Meh fuck you 2 then.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-03-2005, 11:04 AM
WTF!! Meh fuck you 2 then.
What im only saying. Dont dis my home country.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 11:20 AM
What im only saying. Dont dis my home country.
what part of, your mum was born in england and so was you don't you fucking get. YOUR ENGLISH YOU FOOL

crazy_offspring_gal
11-03-2005, 11:21 AM
what part of, your mum was born in england and so was you don't you fucking get. YOUR ENGLISH YOU FOOL
What part of; my mum is canadian and i have canadian fucking blood so dont fucking dis canada dont u get?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 11:26 AM
What part of; my mum is canadian and i have canadian fucking blood so dont fucking dis canada dont u get?
I'd love to try an see you go over to canada to live, they would tell you to fuck right off because YOU'rE NOT CANADIAN.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-03-2005, 11:28 AM
w/e. just u watch me fuck off to canada then.

notoriousdoc
11-03-2005, 11:30 AM
We had our words, a common spat, so I hit him/her upside the head with an aluminium baseball bat

T-6005
11-03-2005, 11:50 AM
We had our words, a common spat, so I hit him/her upside the head with an aluminium baseball bat
Ah, young love...

"Ahhh...."
"Oh...."
"Your home country is boring."
"Don't say that!"
"FINE FUCK YOU TOO THEN BITCH!"

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 03:06 PM
More like...

canada is boring

shut the fuck up

fine fuck you 2

Italia311
11-03-2005, 03:21 PM
Canadian >/= French


hahahaha...........

JoY
11-04-2005, 04:13 AM
you think your family is slutty?

I'm the granddaughter of a Jew, a minister, the daughter of a NSB-er, a protestant & I'm fucking a Catholic.

neocon58
11-04-2005, 05:17 AM
...and we care, why now?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 05:20 AM
...and we care, why now?
Cause JoY is a good member and her post make good reading?

Liesbeth
11-04-2005, 05:54 AM
you think your family is slutty?

I'm the granddaughter of a Jew, a minister, the daughter of a NSB-er, a protestant & I'm fucking a Catholic.

Your the daughter of a NSB-er?

Duracell
11-04-2005, 06:04 AM
I'm german, irish, and native american. But my penis is 100% nigga'.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 07:17 AM
No it ain't silly, god gave us a penis didn't he?

The_Hombre
11-04-2005, 09:40 AM
No it ain't silly, god gave us a penis didn't he?

He didn't give me one. He didn't give me any genitalia.

I feel rather left out.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 12:45 PM
He didn't give me one. He didn't give me any genitalia.

I feel rather left out.
*Speechless*

T-6005
11-04-2005, 01:11 PM
you think your family is slutty?

I'm the granddaughter of a Jew, a minister, the daughter of a NSB-er, a protestant & I'm fucking a Catholic.
...that was awesome.

alextittycomb
11-04-2005, 01:21 PM
You people are just a bunch of interbreeders, I'm 100% pure British beef.

http://www.loveaslaughter.net/images/UK_FLAG.gif

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN, LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN.

T-6005
11-04-2005, 01:44 PM
You people are just a bunch of interbreeders, I'm 100% pure British beef.

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN, LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN.

So instead of being interbred, you're rather more inbred?

coke_a_holic
11-04-2005, 01:50 PM
TOM/COG: Trouble in paradise?

Notdoc: That song rawkz.

Analysis: This thread is sucks hard.

Italia311
11-04-2005, 02:00 PM
You people are just a bunch of interbreeders, I'm 100% pure British beef.

http://www.loveaslaughter.net/images/UK_FLAG.gif

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN, LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN.


British beef = mad cow disease.

dalaksta
11-04-2005, 02:32 PM
whoa
i have a lot of european heritage but thats a lot of stuff

how far down the line are you? what generation?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 02:36 PM
TOM/COG: Trouble in paradise?

nah I got it on cd mate. huey lewis & the news rule.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 08:34 PM
TOM/COG: Trouble in paradise?

Notdoc: That song rawkz.

Analysis: This thread is sucks hard.
What song was that?

Nicole
11-06-2005, 10:03 PM
Joy, that's messed up.

I'm almost entirely english. There's teeny-tiny bits of other things but that's either Australian or still in the UK/Ireland area. My heritage is boring and convict.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 11:04 PM
... since when do you listen to Primus?

And I'm something like Native American, Hispanic, French, Scottish, and Irish.
Native American? how far back.

JoY
11-07-2005, 06:39 AM
Cause JoY is a good member and her post make good reading?
don't get me wrong, I'm definitely not trying to pick a fight here, but your opinion of me changed real quickly. *giggle* to think I'd missed this post!


Your the daughter of a NSB-er?
yeah. because I've been saying I'm 21, but actually I'm 67! :eek:

let's start over.. I began my sentence with saying I was the granddaughter of...

JoY
11-07-2005, 06:41 AM
...that was awesome.
*bows* thank you. I aim to please & I will be here all day. ;p

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-07-2005, 09:10 AM
Apparently my family originated from Scotland, but I also have German and >>>>DUTCH!<<<< blood.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-07-2005, 09:31 AM
I dunno but my grandma and grandpa are part native american. It's funny because my grandpa is racist so he used to tell my mom's brothers to go sleep outside in teepee or whatever, and once he wrote "I don't like this picture, you look too Indian!" on the back of a picture of my mom.
Wonder if your grandad would get on with sin.

JoY
11-07-2005, 11:25 AM
Apparently my family originated from Scotland, but I also have German and >>>>DUTCH!<<<< blood.
that makes you even more awesome than you already were! amazing.

Adriann- *raises eyebrow* wow, doesn't sound like a very pleasant piece of character.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-07-2005, 11:26 AM
that makes you even more awesome than you already were! amazing.

I tried Hoegaarden yesterday and loved it.

Yes, you may kiss my feet.

JoY
11-07-2005, 12:07 PM
wait, now -that- should be the other way around. remember? the Dutch & anything they produce are awesome?

Vera
11-07-2005, 12:28 PM
This may come as a surprise to most of you but I'm actually part-Finnish.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 02:53 AM
The dutch rule.

JohnnyNemesis
11-08-2005, 08:18 AM
Wait, so you have a ton of nationalities in your background? In other words you're pretty much like every white person alive?

Wow. Special.

wheelchairman
11-08-2005, 10:37 AM
Wait, so you have a ton of nationalities in your background? In other words you're pretty much like every white person alive?

Wow. Special.
Europe is not the melting pot that America is. You gotta think we weren't a nation that is made up of European countries. Many white people here are one ethnicity. And the difference maybe with regions inside the country, or whatever.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 10:39 AM
Europe is not the melting pot that America is. You gotta think we weren't a nation that is made up of European countries. Many white people here are one ethnicity. And the difference maybe with regions inside the country, or whatever.
*agrees* .