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Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 08:36 AM
... and so it came to pass, that after the First Battle between Good and Evil, the Morning Star was cast down unto the fiery pits of Hell, and his followers cast down with him, but The Great War was far from over. The Beast did brood and plot, in diabolic cunning, and malicious anger, and thus he did send out his own prophet unto to the mortal plane, to spread faith in his name and collect souls to serve the armies of Hell. And so it came to pass that the first AntiKristus was spawned unto the Earth, and the name of the AntiKristus was Mohammad. And verily, the AntiKristus did garner support for The Beast, in the guise of Allah, and did turn heretical Satanics from the weak, and the foolish, and the evil, and those wanton and tempted by the great sins of Lust and of Wrath. And Lo, the word of Satan did spread across the face of Terra, and those evil, and those twisted of heart did relish in the Luciferian and abominable teachings of the AntiKristus. And thus The Beast did rally his legions for the Final Battle of Har Megiddo, with promises of carnal pleasures and sinful rewards in the Afterlife.

Know ye then, O Pure of Faith, that the spread of Islam is the dark curtain of Satan's influence, spreading over Terra. Every heretical Moslim, apon his death, doth swell the ranks of the Armies of Darkness, and doth foully compliment the chances of Satan becoming victorious in the Final Battle of Har Megiddo, and it is for this reason, O My Children, that the scourge of Islam must be wiped from the face of Terra. Islam is a global pandemic, capable of defeating Almighty Boh himself, and verily, it must be quarantined as any other epidemic. All adherents to the Satanic teachings of Mohammad, the AntiKristus, must be put to the sword and the flame, to excise this spiritual cancer from Terra. And verily, O Ye Believers, we shall swell The Beast's ranks, but when the diabolic teachings are wiped clean from the surface of Terra, the scourge will no longer be capable of spreading, and infecting more souls with the abomination of Islam.

Know then, ye of True Faith, that the Great Beast is constantly preparing for the Coming of Har Megiddo, and the name of his son, prophet and first General is Mohammad. Suffer not a Moslim to live, and ye shall be one of the faithful, and one of the good, and a brave and righteous soldier for Almighty Boh in Heaven, and the beloved child of Ježiš Kristus, the one true prophet.



... and behold ye, My Children, the many abominable faces of The Beast, and know henceforce that the seductive overtures of Satan come in many guises. For as it is written, to serve Almighty Boh, one must submit not only to His will, but to the will of His Delegates, the Papacy, the Clergy, the Absolver, and the Aristocracy. Yea, for it is in this manner that ye may prostrate yourself before the Almighty, and please Him by working without complaint or temptation to shirk from thy duties, or commit evil against Him.

And The Great Beast, in his quest for supremacy over the Kingdom of Heaven, did send out through a mortal vassel, a Diabolic Anjel of The Third Order, the Dark Anjel Belial, Princ of the Virtues and Dark Lord of the Jews, and foremost proliferator of the sins of arrogance. And yea, the mortal vassel inhabited by Belial was henceforth known to humankind as Karl Marx. And like the most vile of poisons, Belial bespake to the world, and verily, the treacherous seduction of Almighty Boh's subjects into the ranks of Satan's armies was his quest. Know ye then, O My Children, that the faithful must close their ears to the heretical and insidious siren songs that call for athiestic blasphemies and rebellion against the Divine Order of Mankind, as mandated by Boh Himself, and verily they must uphold the faith by putting such heretical seditionists unto the sword.

Know ye, O My Children, that The Great Beast is always preparing for Har Megiddo, which draws ever nigh, and it is no longer enough for those righteous of heart simply to remain stalwart and follow the teachings of the Almighty. For as Satan's disciples grow steadily in number, the righteous man must take up arms to prevent their spread of blasphemy, and must strike at The Great Beast on Terra, through his Satanic representatives here, to annihilate his recruiters, and to spread the word of the Almighty, if Good is to stand a chance against Evil in the battle of Har Meggido.



.... And verily, O My Children, even before the coming of the AntiKristus, and the cancerous spread of Islam, even then was The Great Beast working to beguile and deceive Mankind to his domain. From the beginning, The Beast's minions roamed the earth in human form, as verily, they still do today. Listen not, O ye of Faith, to the blasphemous entreaties of the self-proclaimed Chosen People, and know ye that indeed they are chosen, but chosen by he who makes Hell his dominion, not by the Almighty Boh. For as it is written, the Hebrews are of the Synagogue of Satan, descendants of Caine and Lilith, and whilst they appear indeed to be of the flesh and blood of Man, their souls and minds lie in thrall to the Anjelic abominations that inhabit their mortal bodies.

Listen not to their claims that the Saviour and Son of Boh, Ježiš Kristus, was borne of the Hebrew womb, for to believe such is blasphemous heresy, abhorrant lies constructed by the Anjels of Hell to elevate their minions in the eyes of the faithful. Know ye, O believers, that whilst adherents to the Jewish faith may be but misguided Men, decieved by The Great Beast, those of Hebrew Blood are naught but the earthly vassels of Satan's Anjels. Forget ye not, O ye faithful, that it was indeed the treachery of the Hebrews Judas and Caiphas that delivered Kristus unto the Hills of Golgotha, and remember ye always that past the flesh of any Hebrew lurks an Anjel of vast Satanic power and malevolence.

It is hence the duty of any Man of Faith, to smite down these Anjels of Evil wherever they be found, and to smite too those Men seducted by their Satanic Religion, and the blasphemous teachings of their false prophet Moses, vassal of the Archanjel Leviathan, Lord of the Abominations and Master of all Grotesque and Repulsive Sins Against Boh. For do not the Jews refuse the Eucharist, and shun the touch of Holied Waters? Such divine sacraments are as the touch of burning acid unto them, but it is the sword and the flame that must be taken up, by all Men of the Faith, to send these abominations back to their Master in Hell.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-02-2005, 08:41 AM
Very well written. Not that I particularly agree with any of it but it's undoubtedly a masterful piece.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 08:43 AM
Get Thee Behind Me, heretical adherent of the athiestic and blasphemous teachings of the Anjel Belial, Princ of the Virtues and Founder of Communism!!!

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 08:46 AM
Filthy virulent harlot, insult Almighty Boh not with thy carnal sins and Hebrew greed, for thou hast committed the sins of fornication for renumeration of the coin, and thou are doomed to eternity in Hell. Thou art abomination!

T-6005
11-02-2005, 08:48 AM
Can't dispute that it's well written.

I honestly wasn't expecting this from Sin Studly. Seems a bit childish to post something just because it rants about Jews being Satan-influenced and killing them all. Not too out of character, though.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 08:49 AM
Fornicator! Sinner! Heretic! Only the kiss of the Inquisitor's flame might cleanse you of sin and deliver you unto the Almighty now, jezebel!

T-6005
11-02-2005, 08:54 AM
This is sad.

notoriousdoc
11-02-2005, 08:56 AM
Talking about finding religion, I've become a philosophical Satanist

And heyz Maria, how doth ye carry?

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 08:57 AM
Save thy gracious words, harlot, full of deceit and trickery. Repent! Repent before the eyes of Boh, confess thy heretical and blasphemous wrongdoings, and thy carnal sins of avarice and fornication, and repent, and after the Inquisitors kiss of pure, cleansing agony, thy soul may yet be saved from The Beast. Yea, for Boh is merciful and forgiving, and loves His children.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 08:58 AM
Talking about finding religion, I've become a philosophical Satanist

Reprehensible Heretic, thou art irredeemable in the eyes of Boh Almighty.

Sunny
11-02-2005, 09:01 AM
this is amazing.

T-6005
11-02-2005, 09:02 AM
Unto
Upon
Fully
Henceforth
Thence

I read everything, didn't correct the genuine typos, hmm & mayhap I should have abstained from correcting your spelling of the world 'vessel' as you seem to be bent upon it.
You must have spent many a night on the Bibles.
Is your nitpicky obssession with grammar and spelling attempting to hide the fact that you have no true analytical skills to speak of?

EDIT - and as far as I remember, "hence" does exist as a word.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 09:04 AM
Vile temptress, fornicator, seductor of Man! Repent thy carnal sins and submit to the kiss of the Inquisitors, lest ye burn in Hell alongside the harlot.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 09:07 AM
Atheism is heresy, proliferated by the foul Virtue, Princ Belial, Dark Lord of the Jews. Ye shall burn in Hell.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 09:11 AM
Speak to me no more, reprehensible jezebel. Those true of Faith make friends not with heretics and harlots.

notoriousdoc
11-02-2005, 09:12 AM
I like it's hatred of the Jews but my religion is better than yours

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 09:13 AM
Satanism is the teaching of the Jews, heretic.

T-6005
11-02-2005, 09:13 AM
T-sth, you're an idiot unable to solve a simple riddle. You're an idiot in short. Sic transit. Besides, hence exists as a word. But it cannot be properly grammatical. The reason he was speaking of happened in the past, so the term 'thence' is appropriate, meaning 'for that reason'.

Your smugness over an apparently large vocabulary is quite amusing, to say the least. You try to toss it around to cause confusion and make people believe that you are smarter than you really are. Which, I should add, no one believes.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 09:15 AM
Thy pitiful pleas for my love and compassion fall on deaf ears, harlot. I love only the Children of Boh, and not heretical unclean women who lie with Man for coin.

The_Hombre
11-02-2005, 09:16 AM
Thy pitiful pleas for my love and compassion fall on deaf ears, harlot. I love only the Children of Boh, and not heretical unclean women who lie with Man for coin.

Are you going to talk in the manner from now on then?

notoriousdoc
11-02-2005, 09:21 AM
I believe in self perfection, I'm on a diet and I've changed religion.
And no god. Stupid theist bastards

Sunny
11-02-2005, 09:21 AM
Vile temptress, fornicator, seductor of Man! Repent thy carnal sins and submit to the kiss of the Inquisitors, lest ye burn in Hell alongside the harlot.

that's no fair! whatever carnal sins i might've (happily) committed were 100% free for the participants.

T-6005
11-02-2005, 09:24 AM
I doubt anyone gives a shit about my voc. Shut up, you snotty kid. You deserve 0 sympathy; I posted a riddle & you insulted me because you weren't intelligent enough to comprehend the rationale that would have led to the resolution. I read his post, & seeing that he strove to write sth in biblical style but got mired in the formulation, I pointed out where he stumbled. I don't see how that makes me neither more nor less clever than anyone on earth. And finally, haha the last straw, you want to remind me that 'hence' is a word. No, seriously?
Did I ever ask for sympathy? Anywhere? Doubt it, and I sure as shit wouldn't want it from you. Hell, if I did need it and you gave it, I'd probably say something like "Thank you" and you'd assume I'd fallen madly in love with you - at which point you'd send me pictures of your asscrack.

As for that riddle you seem so proud of... read the thread, honey. I never bothered to try and solve the riddle. I told 0r4ng3 that his math was incorrect. That's all.

Please stay up to speed and don't confuse yourself.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 09:26 AM
that's no fair! whatever carnal sins i might've (happily) committed were 100% free for the participants.

Ye still committed the sin of fornication outside the Divine purpose of procreating for the good of the Church, and for the grace of Boh. Thou art tainted, sinner, and although ye stain of carnal sin pales in comparison to that of The Great Whore's, only by the searing kiss of the Inquisitor shall ye be redeemed before Boh Almighty.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 09:30 AM
Silence, harlot! Vex us no longer with your heretical discourse, and remove thyself from our presence, for Boh hast forsaken ye.

T-6005
11-02-2005, 09:31 AM
Silence, harlot! Vex us no longer with your heretical discourse, and remove thyself from our presence, for Boh hast forsaken ye.
Oh, I don't know. I got a laugh out of it.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 09:35 AM
Fornicating whore.

Little_Miss_1565
11-02-2005, 10:51 AM
http://www.brethorsting.com/mt3/archives/images/ponysmall.jpg/pony.jpg

The_Hombre
11-02-2005, 11:04 AM
Should've shown the kid real time footage of the pony getting slaughtered.

the_GoDdEsS
11-02-2005, 12:50 PM
My love for this piece is doubled by the fact that I know what it's related to and kinda aimed at. And I liked your translations. *grins*

To the formal side of the text...
I usually measure brilliance according to how much I have to concentrate on the text and whether it's necessary to read it again for a better understanding. This did require concentration and shows talent. I've always claimed you write awesomelly well, no matter what genre you do.

And to the inferiors:

Dusky, go put out to your porn photographer and get paid for it. Harlots' mouths were not made for jibberish.

wishomie, I don't know what this lame attempt meant (as many others) but you might as well leave it, you're getting deleted. Hempen jigs.

And notdoc naturally has no valuable opinion because he's 13, fat and ugly.

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 01:41 PM
I usually measure brilliance according to how much I have to concentrate on the text and whether it's necessary to read it again for a better understanding.

That would make the insane french whore brilliant.

the_GoDdEsS
11-02-2005, 01:50 PM
No, because she has no purpose, goal or point.

.:SMASH:.
11-02-2005, 02:39 PM
... and so it came to pass, that after the First Battle between Good and Evil, the Morning Star was cast down unto the fiery pits of Hell, and his followers cast down with him, but The Great War was far from over. The Beast did brood and plot, in diabolic cunning, and malicious anger, and thus he did send out his own prophet unto to the mortal plane, to spread faith in his name and collect souls to serve the armies of Hell. And so it came to pass that the first AntiKristus was spawned unto the Earth, and the name of the AntiKristus was Mohammad. And verily, the AntiKristus did garner support for The Beast, in the guise of Allah, and did turn heretical Satanics from the weak, and the foolish, and the evil, and those wanton and tempted by the great sins of Lust and of Wrath. And Lo, the word of Satan did spread across the face of Terra, and those evil, and those twisted of heart did relish in the Luciferian and abominable teachings of the AntiKristus. And thus The Beast did rally his legions for the Final Battle of Har Megiddo, with promises of carnal pleasures and sinful rewards in the Afterlife.

Know ye then, O Pure of Faith, that the spread of Islam is the dark curtain of Satan's influence, spreading over Terra. Every heretical Moslim, apon his death, doth swell the ranks of the Armies of Darkness, and doth foully compliment the chances of Satan becoming victorious in the Final Battle of Har Megiddo, and it is for this reason, O My Children, that the scourge of Islam must be wiped from the face of Terra. Islam is a global pandemic, capable of defeating Almighty Boh himself, and verily, it must be quarantined as any other epidemic. All adherents to the Satanic teachings of Mohammad, the AntiKristus, must be put to the sword and the flame, to excise this spiritual cancer from Terra. And verily, O Ye Believers, we shall swell The Beast's ranks, but when the diabolic teachings are wiped clean from the surface of Terra, the scourge will no longer be capable of spreading, and infecting more souls with the abomination of Islam.

Know then, ye of True Faith, that the Great Beast is constantly preparing for the Coming of Har Megiddo, and the name of his son, prophet and first General is Mohammad. Suffer not a Moslim to live, and ye shall be one of the faithful, and one of the good, and a brave and righteous soldier for Almighty Boh in Heaven, and the beloved child of Ježiš Kristus, the one true prophet.



... and behold ye, My Children, the many abominable faces of The Beast, and know henceforce that the seductive overtures of Satan come in many guises. For as it is written, to serve Almighty Boh, one must submit not only to His will, but to the will of His Delegates, the Papacy, the Clergy, the Absolver, and the Aristocracy. Yea, for it is in this manner that ye may prostrate yourself before the Almighty, and please Him by working without complaint or temptation to shirk from thy duties, or commit evil against Him.

And The Great Beast, in his quest for supremacy over the Kingdom of Heaven, did send out through a mortal vassel, a Diabolic Anjel of The Third Order, the Dark Anjel Belial, Princ of the Virtues and Dark Lord of the Jews, and foremost proliferator of the sins of arrogance. And yea, the mortal vassel inhabited by Belial was henceforth known to humankind as Karl Marx. And like the most vile of poisons, Belial bespake to the world, and verily, the treacherous seduction of Almighty Boh's subjects into the ranks of Satan's armies was his quest. Know ye then, O My Children, that the faithful must close their ears to the heretical and insidious siren songs that call for athiestic blasphemies and rebellion against the Divine Order of Mankind, as mandated by Boh Himself, and verily they must uphold the faith by putting such heretical seditionists unto the sword.

Know ye, O My Children, that The Great Beast is always preparing for Har Megiddo, which draws ever nigh, and it is no longer enough for those righteous of heart simply to remain stalwart and follow the teachings of the Almighty. For as Satan's disciples grow steadily in number, the righteous man must take up arms to prevent their spread of blasphemy, and must strike at The Great Beast on Terra, through his Satanic representatives here, to annihilate his recruiters, and to spread the word of the Almighty, if Good is to stand a chance against Evil in the battle of Har Meggido.



.... And verily, O My Children, even before the coming of the AntiKristus, and the cancerous spread of Islam, even then was The Great Beast working to beguile and deceive Mankind to his domain. From the beginning, The Beast's minions roamed the earth in human form, as verily, they still do today. Listen not, O ye of Faith, to the blasphemous entreaties of the self-proclaimed Chosen People, and know ye that indeed they are chosen, but chosen by he who makes Hell his dominion, not by the Almighty Boh. For as it is written, the Hebrews are of the Synagogue of Satan, descendants of Caine and Lilith, and whilst they appear indeed to be of the flesh and blood of Man, their souls and minds lie in thrall to the Anjelic abominations that inhabit their mortal bodies.

Listen not to their claims that the Saviour and Son of Boh, Ježiš Kristus, was borne of the Hebrew womb, for to believe such is blasphemous heresy, abhorrant lies constructed by the Anjels of Hell to elevate their minions in the eyes of the faithful. Know ye, O believers, that whilst adherents to the Jewish faith may be but misguided Men, decieved by The Great Beast, those of Hebrew Blood are naught but the earthly vassels of Satan's Anjels. Forget ye not, O ye faithful, that it was indeed the treachery of the Hebrews Judas and Caiphas that delivered Kristus unto the Hills of Golgotha, and remember ye always that past the flesh of any Hebrew lurks an Anjel of vast Satanic power and malevolence.

It is hence the duty of any Man of Faith, to smite down these Anjels of Evil wherever they be found, and to smite too those Men seducted by their Satanic Religion, and the blasphemous teachings of their false prophet Moses, vassal of the Archanjel Leviathan, Lord of the Abominations and Master of all Grotesque and Repulsive Sins Against Boh. For do not the Jews refuse the Eucharist, and shun the touch of Holied Waters? Such divine sacraments are as the touch of burning acid unto them, but it is the sword and the flame that must be taken up, by all Men of the Faith, to send these abominations back to their Master in Hell.
i want to know who actually bothered reading through this

Sin Studly
11-02-2005, 04:05 PM
People who spent their time far more constructively than people who post to threads without reading anything longer than "lolz i have boner".