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Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 09:25 PM
Try typing the following sentence with your eyes closed.

I typed this with my eyes closed.

Here's me:

I tupedf rhia wirh my etes closed

Endymion
11-02-2005, 09:27 PM
i typed this with my eyes closed

Alec
11-02-2005, 09:29 PM
i tyowd rhes wirh muy eres closed

Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 09:30 PM
Wow. I just realized I got 2 words right! Yay me!

barangatang
11-02-2005, 09:31 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed,

Jebus
11-02-2005, 09:32 PM
You look at the keyboard while typing?

Fly White Guy
11-02-2005, 09:32 PM
This is a fucking retarded thread.

Alec
11-02-2005, 09:33 PM
Wow. I just realized I got 2 words right! Yay me!
so did I: I and closed

The eccentric cat
11-02-2005, 09:33 PM
This is a fucking retarded thread.
That is the smartest thing anyone said about anything.

Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 09:33 PM
You look at the keyboard while typing?

Yeah, I'm horrible.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 09:36 PM
i typed this with my eyes closed and shampoo all over myu fucking head

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 09:38 PM
wow I got one word wrong which is fucking good seeing as my eyes are burning cause I got fucking shampoo in my eyes lol. :D

Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 09:38 PM
This is a fucking retarded thread.

If you don't like it, don't open it, don't read it, and just ignore it. You don't need to complain about it. Everyone else seems to be participating in it.

Fly White Guy
11-02-2005, 09:43 PM
If you don't like it, don't open it, don't read it, and just ignore it. You don't need to complain about it. Everyone else seems to be participating in it.

Do you know that some people have learned to touch type? Meaning it wouldn't be a bit hard to type with your eyes closed?

The eccentric cat
11-02-2005, 09:44 PM
Is this thread for real?

98i t67yp-0ed this 23wi8t5h ,m y eyse claosed

It seems i'm the only one trying...

Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 09:45 PM
Do you know that some people have learned to touch type? Meaning it wouldn't be a bit hard to type with your eyes closed?

Yes, but many of us haven't, which was the point of this thread.

Betty
11-02-2005, 09:45 PM
Typing with eyes closed: It always amazes me that there are still people out there in my age group that don't know how to touch type.

(I made one mistake, and peeked)

Fly White Guy
11-02-2005, 09:47 PM
Yes, but many of us haven't, which was the point of this thread.

Well save yourself the stupidity and the time and learn to fucking type without looking at the keys.

Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 09:51 PM
Well save yourself the stupidity and the time and learn to fucking type without looking at the keys.

Okay, I should have taken a typing class, oh wait, I forgot, MY SCHOOL NEVER OFFERED ONE!!!!!!!! Typing without looking at the keys is one of those skills that would be nice to lear, but I don't have enough time because I am too busy learning stuff that is actually going to help me a lot more than being able to type without looking at the keyboard.

Fly White Guy
11-02-2005, 09:58 PM
Okay, I should have taken a typing class, oh wait, I forgot, MY SCHOOL NEVER OFFERED ONE!!!!!!!! Typing without looking at the keys is one of those skills that would be nice to lear, but I don't have enough time because I am too busy learning stuff that is actually going to help me a lot more than being able to type without looking at the keyboard.

What grade are you in? In college don't you have to type quite a few papers? Do you know how much time you save by learning to touch type? There's kids in my class that type 143 words a minute. So you don't think it would be a bit more helpful than taking more than 10 minutes to type a small paragraph? Or are you able to type fast when keeping your eyes on the keyboard?

bd007h
11-02-2005, 09:59 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed

Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 10:02 PM
What grade are you in? In college don't you have to type quite a few papers? Do you know how much time you save by learning to touch type? There's kids in my class that type 143 words a minute. So you don't think it would be a bit more helpful than taking more than 10 minutes to type a small paragraph? Or are you able to type fast when keeping your eyes on the keyboard?

I'm a sophomore in high school and I can type fairly fast.

Fly White Guy
11-02-2005, 10:04 PM
I'm a sophomore in high school and I can type fairly fast.

With your fingers on the keys, or do you just poke at them?

Drummerguy123
11-02-2005, 10:08 PM
With my fingers on the keys. And Wishomie, you live about 2000 miles away. I'm not too worried.

Fly White Guy
11-02-2005, 10:13 PM
Well good luck with that.

Telekinesis
11-02-2005, 11:08 PM
I dont jnbie wgat ghe fycju im tyountg

the_offsprings_monkey
11-02-2005, 11:12 PM
typing with eyes closed is for faggots.

SkunkIt
11-02-2005, 11:28 PM
Ityoed wurh mt eyes xkisefm

T-6005
11-02-2005, 11:46 PM
I'm typing this with my eyes closed. This entire thread is absolutely retarded.m Only morons can't fucking touch type, honestly.

Remark - I usually keep my eyes on the screen so I know what my mistakes are. But whatever.

Original prankstA
11-03-2005, 04:45 AM
i typed this with my eyes closed...i got it!

memento
11-03-2005, 04:47 AM
I typed this with my eyes closed becuase I can fuckin touch type really quick and anyone who can touch type can type with their eyes clothes becuase they've beend oing it for years nad years.

Aimeht
11-03-2005, 06:25 AM
I yuprf yhid eith my ryrd blosded.


Wahahahaha. I suck.

Sin Studly
11-03-2005, 06:26 AM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

China Boy
11-03-2005, 07:41 AM
This thread might be gay but in fact ut might not be.

Damn, a typo!

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-03-2005, 09:03 AM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

Nya.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-03-2005, 09:13 AM
I typed with mu wyws closed.

Aaah... close.

Titus
11-03-2005, 09:34 AM
I typed this with my eues clised

CSX
11-03-2005, 09:38 AM
i roped tjpd worj ,y eyes closed

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-03-2005, 09:39 AM
Jees, not enough people can touch-type.

belen1979
11-03-2005, 09:48 AM
in my fist typing class the teacher told me NEVER look at the keyboard, so...
all my posts are typed without looking at it, lol

Vera
11-03-2005, 09:51 AM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

its one fine day
11-03-2005, 10:29 AM
i typed this with my eyes closed

<<Angry Kid>>
11-03-2005, 11:46 AM
i rbdjn thsb wijh me eyss djdhjh
i typed this with my eyes closed

Heh i suck :cool:

Ohrtier
11-03-2005, 11:52 AM
i typed theis with my eyes ckised

Hey I'm better than I thought I would be *lol*

administrator 5
11-03-2005, 11:54 AM
i typed theis with my eyes ckised

Hey I'm better than I thought I would be *lol*
don't you feel special.

Ohrtier
11-03-2005, 11:56 AM
No I don't O.o

Tux_Rocks
11-03-2005, 12:14 PM
I typed this with my eyes cclosed.
Hmm.. not too bad.

come_out_and_play
11-03-2005, 12:19 PM
i typed this with my eyes closed ...yay

offspring fan
11-03-2005, 12:22 PM
i tyosj ugjs whiy ,e 3l3e sow4t

Yatesy
11-03-2005, 12:23 PM
This is hatd hey that wasn;t bads.

Tizzalicious
11-03-2005, 12:50 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

And I only use 2 fingers. So I think I'm awesome. I think I should learn to use more though, I usually make a lot of mistakes.

<<Angry Kid>>
11-03-2005, 01:02 PM
i typed this with my eyes closed ...yay
Sorry for being off-topic but drop dead fred rocks :D nice one

RedXIII
11-03-2005, 01:06 PM
O guvkionhg gaye thios thread


...........whoa,let me try again;

I fuckong hate this thread

:D :cool:

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 01:19 PM
Jees, not enough people can touch-type.

Touch type represent.

RedXIII
11-03-2005, 01:20 PM
Touch type represent.
Sounds like masturbating and typing at the same time.......is that what that is?

coke_a_holic
11-03-2005, 01:31 PM
I typed this with my euyes closed.

Meh, my fingers are very clumsy.

Vera
11-03-2005, 01:38 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

And I only use 2 fingers. So I think I'm awesome. I think I should learn to use more though, I usually make a lot of mistakes.
ME TOO TWO FINGERS OMG TYPING TWINS!!!!

Ahem.

I love Tizz with my eyes closed.

Tizzalicious
11-03-2005, 01:43 PM
ME TOO TWO FINGERS OMG TYPING TWINS!!!!

Ahem.

I love Tizz with my eyes closed.

Im rying toi locw sdanni with my eyes closed but its hartder on myu laptiiop.

Oh noez. That didn't work very well. I'm on my laptop, and I'm not used to this keyboard at all yet. So I can't do it here. I was trying to love Sanni with my eyes closed. It looks kinda finnish now though "laptiiop".

rinx
11-03-2005, 01:53 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.


HAHHAAH! OWNED! :)

Rancid_Guyxxx
11-03-2005, 02:05 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-03-2005, 02:07 PM
i typwd thois with my eues sewed tohehr

the_GoDdEsS
11-03-2005, 02:07 PM
Pffft, not really that hard.


Did the sentence above.

Original prankstA
11-03-2005, 02:55 PM
i typwd thois with my eues sewed tohehr
i typed this with my eyes sewed together?

crazy_offspring_gal
11-03-2005, 02:56 PM
i typed this with my eyes sewed together?
Yea. :rolleyes:

Original prankstA
11-03-2005, 02:58 PM
Yea. :rolleyes:
very cool. .

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-03-2005, 03:11 PM
You look at the keyboard? Pathetic.

I just wrong with my eyes closed.

0r4ng3
11-03-2005, 03:15 PM
I typed this with my eyes tied behind my back.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 03:16 PM
I'm typing this with my eyes shut and I think you are all a bunch of fucking tossers.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-03-2005, 03:48 PM
Chill the fuck out, the_offspring_monkey. This isn't some competition to see who has the bigger E-Penis.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Nimrod In Town']Chill the fuck out, the_offspring_monkey. This isn't some competition to see who has the bigger E-Penis.
Ha thats what you think, my E-penis pwns yours.

I don't know
11-03-2005, 03:51 PM
I tuped thusd wuyrg my eyes ckised

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-03-2005, 03:58 PM
Ha thats what you think, my E-penis pwns yours.


You seriously need to get some help. You need some human contact, for the love of God.


Oh, and: Aaaaaaaaaarg, People Insult Me On Internet! Hulk Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!

Original prankstA
11-03-2005, 04:06 PM
Nimrod In Town']You seriously need to get some help. You need some human contact, for the love of God.


Oh, and: Aaaaaaaaaarg, People Insult Me On Internet! Hulk Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!
you've gone to the darkside my friend

Trippy
11-03-2005, 04:07 PM
I don't want to. I'm a punker, and I fucking do what I want. I'm not going to type with eyes closed even thouh you would force me to.

icklebabygremlin
11-03-2005, 04:08 PM
i lobe the offsptinh

haha gutted

Amanda
11-03-2005, 04:10 PM
No. But i propose that you try and type something by banging your head on the keyboard numerous times. Go for it!

WebDudette
11-03-2005, 04:13 PM
Ityped this with my eyes closed


that was simple

Snouf
11-03-2005, 04:31 PM
i types it wirh me zrzq xlosed...
Err I'm happy to have eyes... beeing on the computer would be hard! lool

Nirushika6789
11-03-2005, 04:31 PM
no 1 noodles fan
im on the offspring forums

that was easy for me

i do IT and computers and i type a lot so when im typing i dont look at the keys anyway so...YAY :cool:

one more:

as your staring at the sun
the song by offspring



:D:D

Nirushika6789
11-03-2005, 04:33 PM
i types it wirh me zrzq xlosed...
Err I'm happy to have eyes... beeing on the computer would be hard! lool
off topic : i have that exact same t-shirt :D

only mine doesnt fit me...llol its size small and its down to my knees

(right now im tryping with my eyes closed)

^ lol only one mistake :D

Apathy
11-03-2005, 05:19 PM
If you need to look at the keyboard whilst typing, you obviously need to learn to be a better typist. I typed all of this with my eyes closed, and I can type whatever I want with them closed.

Kinda shocked me to hear that people couldn't.

wheelchairman
11-03-2005, 05:23 PM
I never look akt the ckeyboard, but I alwayus make typos, so I'm willing to bet that therea re typos in this as well. Certain slips of the fingers, or some fingers moving faster than others, etc. etc.

Panzerfaust92
11-03-2005, 05:25 PM
Im going ti gubr it a try, Rioing eithout ny eyes is a challenge.

dalaksta
11-03-2005, 05:27 PM
ok im typing with my eyes closed

Panzerfaust92
11-03-2005, 05:37 PM
Alrigjt stop, collavorate anf listen. Ice is vack with a vrand new ubcebtion.

I was trying to type: Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention.

I'm not too good at this

Drummerguy123
11-03-2005, 05:47 PM
Hey, for all of you that thought this was gay, I just wanted to say that this thread got 9 pages and stayed on topic. :p

Original prankstA
11-03-2005, 05:48 PM
Hey, for all of you that thought this was gay, I just wanted to say that this thread got 9 pages and stayed on topic. :p
not anymore...

Drummerguy123
11-03-2005, 05:51 PM
not anymore...

Well, any thread you post in is going to turn at least a little gay.

Tired_Of_You
11-03-2005, 06:00 PM
I type with my eyes closed. I'm so good! I type with mty eyes closed. LAlalalala. Whar a wonderful song it would be if t existed.

I usually make typos all the time, so that's good.

That_Guy91
11-03-2005, 06:01 PM
Well, any thread you post in is going to turn at least a little gay.
yes, the gayness just radiates off him.

Drummerguy123
11-03-2005, 06:03 PM
yes, the gayness just radiates off him.

He is like, pure gaynium.

Offspring7
11-03-2005, 06:44 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

I did type this with my eyes closed.

I'm really good typing with my eyes closed and they are still closed.

This is kind of fun.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-03-2005, 06:53 PM
Maybe in another life
I could find you there
Pulled away before your time
I can't deal it's so unfair

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away

Leaving flowers on your grave
Show that I still care
But black roses and Hail Mary's
Can't bring back what's taken from me
I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
And it stings
Yeah it stings now
The world is so cold
Now that you've gone away



I just typed the lyrics to "Gone away" with my eyes closed. I still am typing with no vision. Cool huh?

Offspring7
11-03-2005, 06:54 PM
^did you memorize the lyrics or something?

That Punk Kid You Love
11-03-2005, 07:01 PM
^did you memorize the lyrics or something?


Gone Away is 1 of my favorite songs from the guys.

Offspring7
11-03-2005, 07:07 PM
its my favorite too but i'm really bad at memorizing lyrics.

Drummerguy123
11-03-2005, 07:15 PM
lol. I'm pretty good at memorizing lyrics, even without reading them, just by listening.

Amanda
11-03-2005, 07:17 PM
Punk kid, i dont believe you. Do it again. With your head.

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 07:27 PM
I don't want to. I'm a punker, and I fucking do what I want. I'm not going to type with eyes closed even thouh you would force me to.

Your the biggest punk on these boards.
Are you more punk than That Punk Kid You Love?

Amanda
11-03-2005, 07:32 PM
Sarcasm rocks... :rolleyes:

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 07:37 PM
Sarcasm rocks... :rolleyes:

I know. :eek:

Jo9
11-03-2005, 07:55 PM
ieuaheiauheiau
i typed tjos wotj mi eies colosed

Human
11-03-2005, 08:43 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed...
AH...this should be fun...
I typed this with mt eyes closed
I did pretty well...hey...I know my keyboard...

0r4ng3
11-03-2005, 08:49 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed, and my hands and feet tied behind my back. Also, my keyboard is disconnected and my computer is off.

Human
11-03-2005, 08:50 PM
I typed thgis with my eyes closed

Drummerguy123
11-03-2005, 10:10 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed, and my hands and feet tied behind my back. Also, my keyboard is disconnected and my computer is off.

That's pretty impressive.

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 10:11 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed, and my hands and feet tied behind my back. Also, my keyboard is disconnected and my computer is off.

You've got some mad skills.

rinx
11-04-2005, 12:36 PM
I am typing my eyes closed! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! U ryke! Y SYCJ! U WAT TI GAVE A KUFE ;)

Translation to english:
I am typing my eyes closed! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I rock! U SUCK! I WANT TO HAVE A LIFE! :(

offspring fan
11-04-2005, 01:09 PM
i bet most of you diden type it whit you eyes closed

Amazed
08-28-2006, 12:22 PM
I typed this with my eues closed.

^ ha, that was close. I just missed the Y

Mr. Noodles
08-28-2006, 12:26 PM
i typed thios with my eyes c;osed


My friend tried it too. His results:
i ty[ed this with mr eyes closdes

HeadAroundU
08-28-2006, 12:44 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

JohnnyNemesis
08-28-2006, 12:46 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

HOLY CRAP, I got it perfect, no joke!

Preocupado
08-28-2006, 12:48 PM
This is too easy. The keyboard has those things at the "f" and "h" keys, so you put the fingers on those keys and know where your hands are.
btw, i typed this with my eyes closed.

Preocupado
08-28-2006, 12:50 PM
jeez, i'm stupid

Punk-Freak
08-28-2006, 12:52 PM
I typrd tgid eith my eues ckised.

^Don't ask me what happend :o

Corpse
08-28-2006, 12:55 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

Should make it a long sentence really.

Offspring-Junkie
08-28-2006, 12:55 PM
I ryped this with my eyes cpsed!

Whiplash
08-28-2006, 03:35 PM
I typed this wiyj mu eyes x,osed

Wow i got four words!!!

offspring fan
08-28-2006, 03:52 PM
i tyosj ugjs whiy ,e 3l3e sow4t

i think ill try that again...

i tyoed rish wiyh mt eyes dlosed

i still need more traning.

DeAtHsTaR
08-28-2006, 03:57 PM
i typed this with my eyes ckised,


pretty good I guess...

no_way
08-28-2006, 04:17 PM
I typed this with my eyes ckiwd

*opens eyes*

*wonders*

And yes, this IS a retarded thread, that kind of threads where the only thing that's worth is to read the first post only, and post your own. But I enjoy doing that!

nightvision
08-28-2006, 05:02 PM
I typoed tjis with my eyes closed


Well that was kinda fun.

Tired_Of_You
08-28-2006, 05:06 PM
You typed Tijs? Oh no, it's only tjis...

nightvision
08-28-2006, 05:08 PM
No, I typoed Tijs. I guess.

........

I don't get it.

Lars
08-28-2006, 05:11 PM
This is such an easy thing to do. I wonder how many people type well though? Over here it seems pretty common just to use something like two fingers to type on akeyboard.


I typed all that with my eyes closed. Pretty much the same as if I were just looking at the screen. Anyone remember the old mac keyboard which used to have the locator parts on the d and k keys instead of the f and j keys? That was always an odd transition going from one to the other.

Tired_Of_You
08-28-2006, 05:16 PM
Anyone remember the old mac keyboard which used to have the locator parts on the d and k keys instead of the f and j keys?Hah. I didn't know that. My mom's old mac is like that

Paint_It_Black
08-29-2006, 03:59 AM
I typed thid witg ny etes cjused.

I kinda suck at that.

Manic Subsidal Boy
08-29-2006, 04:01 AM
i typed this with my eyes closed, who cant touch type?

Paint_It_Black
08-29-2006, 04:30 AM
i typed this with my eyes closed, who cant touch type?

That's a better post than any you ever made with your eyes open.

By the way, you're so fucking worthless.

Manic Subsidal Boy
08-29-2006, 04:31 AM
By the way, you're so fucking worthless.
as is this thread

Paint_It_Black
08-29-2006, 04:36 AM
Good point. From now on just post in here.

H1T_That
08-29-2006, 07:26 AM
I typed this with my eyes clised


1 letter wrong.

0r4ng3
08-29-2006, 08:35 AM
I typed this with my eyes closed, and you all suck at this.

nieh
08-29-2006, 09:05 AM
I just took a typing test at my old temp agency last week. Apparently I now type at 87 words per minute with no errors. It's a little strange because I felt I was going slower than normal because some of the words weren't things I was used to typing.

Rag Doll
08-29-2006, 09:11 AM
...how many words per minute did you type before?

and i fail to see what is so difficult about typing with your eyes closed. *shrug*

nieh
08-29-2006, 09:17 AM
A few years ago it was 75.

Marco
08-29-2006, 10:29 AM
I tyoes this with ,r eyes clodrf

HeadAroundU
08-29-2006, 12:21 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

Llamas
08-29-2006, 12:24 PM
Okay seriously this thread is really stupid. I didn't even close my eyes, just carried on a conversation away from the screen while typing.

HeadAroundU
08-29-2006, 12:28 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

Mr. Noodles
08-29-2006, 12:30 PM
i typed a longer sentance.
So close! :(
And I didn't type a longer sentence either...

Nineteen Seventy Nine
08-29-2006, 12:42 PM
I can't type with my eyes closed
Weird, because I'm typing with my eyes closed.
I wonder how well I'm doing right now.
It seems like I'm geetting everything right.

Above, I was typing with my eyes closed. I spelled getting wrong. I guess I really can't type. :(

0r4ng3
08-29-2006, 12:49 PM
Yes, you made one typo with your eyes closed, so you fail atlife.
By the way, I'm typing this with my eyes closed. Ironic, isn't it?

HeadAroundU
08-29-2006, 01:01 PM
I typed this with my eyes closed.

Paint_It_Black
08-29-2006, 05:27 PM
and i fail to see what is so difficult about typing with your eyes closed. *shrug*

The fact that you can't see...

Llamas
08-29-2006, 05:29 PM
yeah but do you look at your fingers when you type? When I type up papers, I don't look at my fingers or the screen... I just look at the paper I'm typing. I can tell when I've made a typo just cause I know if I hit a key wrong. I dunno... I just don't see it as being hard.

Paint_It_Black
08-29-2006, 05:48 PM
I just don't see it as being hard.

Of course you don't, because you're used to doing it. Those of us who are not used to doing it find it hard. What's so difficult about understanding this?

Edit: Generally when I type I keep shifting my eyes between the keyboard and the screen.

Tigger Army
08-29-2006, 05:49 PM
Yes, you made one typo with your eyes closed, so you fail atlife.
By the way, I'm typing this with my eyes closed. Ironic, isn't it?

not as ironic as the missing space between at and life ;)

Paint_It_Black
08-29-2006, 05:51 PM
not as ironic as the missing space between at and life ;)

Jesse always drowns in his own irony whenever he tries to call someone out for something. It's one of his endearing features.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
08-29-2006, 05:56 PM
Yes, you made one typo with your eyes closed, so you fail atlife.
By the way, I'm typing this with my eyes closed. Ironic, isn't it?

Double the depression :( :(
--
Speaking of typos: Tom can't type either. When you click on a MySpace bulliten it says the following:

WereTakingBulletinsOffLine
August 29, 2006

Rag Doll
08-29-2006, 08:34 PM
The fact that you can't see...

oh richard, i adore you..<3

i guess to me it's just not difficult because i spend a good portion of my day typing stuff for work and i'm usually looking at wine lists or something while typing.

0r4ng3
08-29-2006, 08:38 PM
Jesse always drowns in his own irony whenever he tries to call someone out for something. It's one of his endearing features.
That was one time, and those apostrophes are out to get me!

Edit: Also, I don't think it was clear enough, my other post. The second line I typed with my eyes open, after reading the first one. The irony is that I made a typo while typing with my eyes closed.