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ruroken
11-03-2005, 08:48 PM
I need a pick me up. Please.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 08:50 PM
Awww sup hommie?

Sin Studly
11-03-2005, 08:50 PM
Your life will probably only get worse as time progresses.

Doesn't that make you feel better about your situation at the present time?

ruroken
11-03-2005, 08:53 PM
Awww sup hommie?
I'm just depressed and I can't figure out why. The thing I think that's causing it is so very insignificant, that I feel that it must be something else, but I can't figure out what.

Your life will probably only get worse as time progresses.

Doesn't that make you feel better about your situation at the present time?
Sort of. I guess. I don't really know what the problem is, to tell you the truth.

ruroken
11-03-2005, 08:53 PM
you should confess your sins.
You should be crucified.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 08:54 PM
I'm just depressed and I can't figure out why. The thing I think that's causing it is so very insignificant, that I feel that it must be something else, but I can't figure out what.
If it helps I feel really depressed at this moment in time as well! :(

Sin Studly
11-03-2005, 08:56 PM
Why don't you and your girlfriend have a cutting party?

ruroken
11-03-2005, 08:58 PM
If it helps I feel really depressed at this moment in time as well! :(
How come?

Why don't you and your girlfriend have a cutting party?
Haha *feels slightly better*

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:05 PM
Why don't you and your girlfriend have a cutting party?
I cannot be bothered to cut myself tonight. plus if i cut she'll cut and so forth.


How come? Long story.

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 09:07 PM
plus if i cut she'll cut and so forth.

Why?.........

ruroken
11-03-2005, 09:07 PM
Because they want to feel each other's pain...?

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 09:08 PM
Or they like pity parties?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:10 PM
No it's just a thing we have.

ruroken
11-03-2005, 09:11 PM
I wonder if they cut as foreplay...

Italia311
11-03-2005, 09:11 PM
It's cause they're fucking douche bags.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:12 PM
It's cause they're fucking douche bags.
Oi you ain't American and therefore have no rights to say that.

ruroken
11-03-2005, 09:12 PM
Use logic in my thread, goddammit.

Italia311
11-03-2005, 09:13 PM
lol...so what..who cares...

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 09:14 PM
It's cause they're fucking douche bags.

My Language Arts teacher got all mad at me for saying douche in class. She said she was "offended".

Offsprings monkey- What kind of thing? Do you like, want to be pleasured by the sight of oneself cutting?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:14 PM
lol...so what..who cares...
Cause the Americans who do use it are fucking twats, and I was starting to like you.

Italia311
11-03-2005, 09:15 PM
Well, I only used it because the people I live with say it DAILY so I've picked up on it

*shrug*

p.s - I'm watching jerry springer....lol

ruroken
11-03-2005, 09:15 PM
Are you a sadist, masochist, or a sadomasochist?

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 09:15 PM
Cause the Americans who do use it are fucking twats, and I was starting to like you.

I'm gonna still your lingo. Twat. Does it really make you mad, twat?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:16 PM
My language Arts teacher got all mad at me for saying douche in class. She said she was "offended".

Offsprings monkey- What kind of thing? Do you like, want to be pleasured by the sight of oneself cutting?
Ok let me explain, last time she cut herself I went and cut myself aswell. idk why, maybe it's cause I live her so much. Anyways, so i said to her, "next time you cut I'm gonna fucking do it as well" so that'll put her off of it, but she also said if I cut she will to.

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 09:18 PM
Ok let me explain, last time she cut herself I went and cut myself aswell. idk why, maybe it's cause I live her so much. Anyways, so i said to her, "next time you cut I'm gonna fucking do it as well" so that'll put her off of it, but she also said if I cut she will to.

But will you both keep your word and not cut in secret in a dark closet?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:18 PM
Are you a sadist, masochist, or a sadomasochist?
Who? .

Italia311
11-03-2005, 09:18 PM
Instead of cutting, why don't you just go out and get a halfer and do some rails off of eachothers private parts? LOL. I'd much rather do that...I mean, less chance you'll die, and rather hurting eachother, just get fucked up...

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:19 PM
But will you both keep your word and not cut in secret in a dark closet?
Yea cause we'll see the cuts on each other wouldn't we.

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 09:20 PM
Yea cause we'll see the cuts on each other wouldn't we.

Say you got measles.

Italia311
11-03-2005, 09:21 PM
monkey...is your gf from canada...if so...where from?

ruroken
11-03-2005, 09:21 PM
I feel so much better at this point. :)

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:23 PM
monkey...is your gf from canada...if so...where from?
she's from england lol, she just has some canadian blood.

Italia311
11-03-2005, 09:25 PM
ah I see...just curious

Sin Studly
11-03-2005, 11:10 PM
Bahahaha, they've got a Mutually Assured Cutting policy. Damn, the greatest comedians on earth couldn't make up jokes as funny as these stupid zipperveined emo tards.

the_GoDdEsS
11-04-2005, 01:31 AM
Get a new hobby or get drunk. Just don't whine.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 01:34 AM
Get a new hobby or get drunk. Just don't whine.
Who's whining? I ain't.

arak0r
11-04-2005, 01:34 AM
ah ruroken. you arent going to enjoy puberty when you hit it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-04-2005, 09:22 AM
Monkey's posts in this thread made me laugh so much I nearly fell off my chair.

Goddamn.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 11:41 AM
Monkey's posts in this thread made me laugh so much I nearly fell off my chair.

Goddamn.
Glad I could help.

ruroken
11-04-2005, 12:13 PM
Get a new hobby or get drunk. Just don't whine.
No. I'm a straight-edge goddammit.

memento
11-04-2005, 12:22 PM
Aren't you like 13 or soemthing? Don't be getting drunk. Just whack off to some more cartoon porn.

RedXIII
11-04-2005, 12:23 PM
Don't forget the Viagra. That'll keep you going and going and going and going...........