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Sin Studly
11-03-2005, 08:59 PM
I was just wondering, what happens when one of you does your normal weekly cutting-for-attention thing, and runs up to the other one to be lavished with attention and it turns out the other one's already cut themself and was expecting attention from you? Does this ever happen? How do you solve it, do you like, take it in turns to lavish attention on each other in five minute increments or something? How do you decide who goes first?

Maybe you could roster like, "cutting days", to avoid both of you needing your "omgz u poor thing" attention at the same time, or something. Or you could keep a cutting diary, so before you cut you could check to make sure your partner hasn't scheduled in time to cut themself.

ruroken
11-03-2005, 09:01 PM
Hahahahaa, this is the best! I suggest the diary one! Haha, that's great!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:02 PM
Two words, No... No

Sin Studly
11-03-2005, 09:03 PM
But still, it might be easier if they just knew "Wednesday is my day to cut, then my girlfriend will cut on Thursday", etc. I guess they'd have to share Sundays somehow. Or maybe they could just be like "I'll cut in the morning, you cut in the afternoon"

Fly White Guy
11-03-2005, 09:05 PM
They could have scheduled times and everthing.

12:43 PM- Cut
12:57 PM- Cut

ruroken
11-03-2005, 09:06 PM
What about when they wake up at night? Should they wake up the other by cutting them?

Isolated Fury
11-03-2005, 09:08 PM
Oh dear lord...

I seem to be in stitches...

and not from laughing! ;)

ruroken
11-03-2005, 09:11 PM
Is cutting your foreplay?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-03-2005, 09:13 PM
FFS we don't cut like that, we have done it ONCE.

HornyPope
11-03-2005, 09:47 PM
Oh fuck you, Justin, draw your humour from elsewhere. Give the kids a break.

Sin Studly
11-03-2005, 11:14 PM
But I'm getting bored with the Holocaust.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 12:18 AM
well iraq needs the piss taken out of it.

the_GoDdEsS
11-04-2005, 01:29 AM
Do your vains have zippers?

In a few years most kids who used to cut will be ashamed of how fucking retarded and sad it was. Why not let them know already?

Sin Studly
11-04-2005, 02:00 AM
well iraq needs the piss taken out of it.

blah blah blah Ragheads blah blah

You're still a stupid whining cutter fuckwit, and so is your emotional-whore of a girlfriend.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 02:06 AM
Meh I would waste time trading insults with you, but I aint gonna sink that low.

Sin Studly
11-04-2005, 02:13 AM
Insults? I was actually sugarcoating my description of you.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 02:15 AM
Insults? I was actually sugarcoating my description of you.
Oh is that so, wow just look at me care.

Sin Studly
11-04-2005, 04:05 AM
I don't want you to care, I'm afraid that if I instilled any kind of emotion into you, you'd probably express it by cutting up your arms.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-04-2005, 04:22 AM
I don't want you to care, I'm afraid that if I instilled any kind of emotion into you, you'd probably express it by cutting up your arms.
Nah your ok, I ain't in the cutting mood you EMO pimp.

Sin Studly
11-04-2005, 04:24 AM
Don't say that! Your girlfriend will use it as her window to cut for attention while you're not craving any.

Dead Poetic
11-04-2005, 04:28 AM
I was just wondering, what happens when one of you does your normal weekly cutting-for-attention thing, and runs up to the other one to be lavished with attention and it turns out the other one's already cut themself and was expecting attention from you? Does this ever happen? How do you solve it, do you like, take it in turns to lavish attention on each other in five minute increments or something? How do you decide who goes first?

Maybe you could roster like, "cutting days", to avoid both of you needing your "omgz u poor thing" attention at the same time, or something. Or you could keep a cutting diary, so before you cut you could check to make sure your partner hasn't scheduled in time to cut themself.

don't be makin fun of cuttin'. I know a thang or two bout cuttin cuz I Cut My Wrists and Black My Eyes!