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JohnnyNemesis
11-06-2005, 12:21 PM
...that most of you think I'm the best BBS member of the year even though I was gone for a few weeks when the voting took place. Please know that I appreciate the love, and most likely love you too.

To express my appreciation, I'll grant you all the honor of staring at my crotch for a few seconds. If you're lucky, I might even have an erection when your turn comes around! (zomg. z.o.m.g.)

Anyway, I missed a lot of you (I'm looking at you especially, JoY), congratulations to the Chicago White Sox, the Indianapolis Colts of the NFL still suck, and my penis is bigger than bd007h's, but I don't mention it 50 times in each thread (no offense kid, but my god).

Penis.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-06-2005, 12:25 PM
May I say, on behalf of all..

Welcome back.

Even though you beat me on the favourite member poll. Bastard. :mad: :(

Tizzalicious
11-06-2005, 12:27 PM
Welcome back. Please stay.

P.S. Iz's penis is even bigger. I do mention that in every thread, because it deserves a mention.

Kerr
11-06-2005, 12:37 PM
Welcome back.

killer_queen
11-06-2005, 12:40 PM
Welcome back, I missed seeing your hand.

JohnnyNemesis
11-06-2005, 12:50 PM
Thanks all of you. I'll try not to be so streaky, and stay longer, but I make no promises.

By the way, did I mention that I have a humongous penis? Because I totally do.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-06-2005, 12:52 PM
Mention? Demonstrate in my case. *wink*

JoY
11-06-2005, 12:53 PM
we're having Yahoo!-sex, lolz.

seriously though, we really are.

Conspiracy of One
11-06-2005, 12:56 PM
Yay, Rick is back.

Endymion
11-06-2005, 01:04 PM
psh, let's hear a number ricky.

Vera
11-06-2005, 01:06 PM
...Still waiting for crotch-pic, kthnx.

the_GoDdEsS
11-06-2005, 01:22 PM
Heh, best come back message. You were missed, as always.

Mota Boy
11-06-2005, 02:20 PM
...that most of you think I'm the best BBS member of the year... and my penis is bigger than bd007h's

It's not Rick, but his dick, that's my favorite member.

SkunkIt
11-06-2005, 02:24 PM
Welcome back! I was wondering where you were.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 02:26 PM
Welcome back Rick.

JohnnyNemesis
11-06-2005, 02:39 PM
Bulleted list!

Most of you who welcomed me back - Thanks, I love you folks.

Mota Boy - HA! You're a god among men.

TheUnholyNightbringer - Demonstrations are performed with my victims spread eagle. You know the deal. You'll have to fill out a request form at Isa Isa's house, as she owns my cock and all.

JoY - Mmhmm. I love it.

Endymion - If you want to hear a number, I'll shout 36. If you want a penis measurement, I'll refer you to Isa Isa.

And lastly, Vera's request:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/YOULIKECROTCH01.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/YOULIKECROTCH02.jpg

I apologize for not sporting an erection when these pictures were taken.

JoY
11-06-2005, 02:40 PM
did you photograph it for me?

akghsfk, taking it too far. on here.

dalaksta
11-06-2005, 04:54 PM
hi ..........

Amanda
11-06-2005, 05:09 PM
I should have voted for you. Welcome back.

0r4ng3
11-06-2005, 05:13 PM
Did I vote for JN? I don't remember.

coke_a_holic
11-06-2005, 05:24 PM
Welcome back Rick, I was wondering when you would make your return. It's good to have you back.

0r4ng3
11-06-2005, 05:26 PM
You voted for everyone. Whore.
Oh, that was the poll we're talking about? Also, I didn't vote for everyone.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 05:26 PM
How many votes did I get, bet I like got 3.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-06-2005, 05:45 PM
My favorite member poll?

T-6005
11-06-2005, 05:47 PM
Welcome back.

I realize you might not have meant for it to happen, but some people seem to be treating this as chapter "The Return of JN" in the BBS saga.

Vera
11-06-2005, 11:21 PM
OMG, AND it's a close-up!!!

*files under teh special buttsex folder*

JohnnyNemesis
11-06-2005, 11:24 PM
Thanks again for the welcomes, folks. And T-6005, I don't think that's what they're doing, but meh, either way. I remember the last time I left, I came back and shit had changed: Lodat was actually posting, typing in complete sentences and stuff. It almost made no sense, considering how he was before. It's still weird that he's an actual person, we all thought he was literally retarded and incapable of any rational thought whatsoever.

Speaking of whom: yes Lodat, YOUR favorite member poll. You knew that. Good poll.

Vera, you should crosslist the files under 'XXX" too.

Vera
11-06-2005, 11:46 PM
c:\\My Files/Faxes/Faxes Sent/HOTSEXXXX/in teh butt/

bd007h
11-07-2005, 12:05 AM
Welcome back Ricky, and no offense taken.

memento
11-07-2005, 12:13 AM
c:\\My Files/Faxes/Faxes Sent/HOTSEXXXX/in teh butt/

c:\My Files\Faxes\Faxes Sent\HOTSEXXXX\in teh butt\

the_offsprings_monkey
11-07-2005, 12:22 AM
c:\My Files\Faxes\Faxes Sent\HOTSEXXXX\in teh butt\
LMFAO pwn3d?

JohnnyNemesis
11-07-2005, 01:14 AM
LMFAO pwn3d?

No. No pwnage.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-07-2005, 01:23 AM
Aww damn it

That Punk Kid You Love
11-07-2005, 01:35 AM
Welcome back Ricky missed ya. Over the past few days Ive been more serious than usual. My dad got shot during his night patrol thursday. He didn't make it. Im not gonna use this at my disposal for pity so don't worry nothing is gained from it he was a great guy. Just letting you know Im more of a serious poster now. Less of a joker and I'll probably be this way for a long time. Sorry if Ive been an idiot lately.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-07-2005, 01:50 AM
Welcome back Ricky missed ya. Over the past few days Ive been more serious than usual. My dad got shot during his night patrol thursday. He didn't make it. Im not gonna use this at my disposal for pity so don't worry nothing is gained from it he was a great guy. Just letting you know Im more of a serious poster now. Less of a joker and I'll probably be this way for a long time. Sorry if Ive been an idiot lately.
WTF are you being serious?

memento
11-07-2005, 03:04 AM
No. No pwnage.

How big is the penis?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-07-2005, 03:20 AM
How big is the penis?
Who's? .

JoY
11-07-2005, 05:18 AM
How big is the penis?
*checks under the sheets*

pretty damn big.

Vera
11-07-2005, 05:39 AM
c:\My Files\Faxes\Faxes Sent\HOTSEXXXX\in teh butt\
http://bash.org/?334331

JoY
11-07-2005, 06:17 AM
hahaha! *wipes away a tear*

I'm so childish, but that *points*, that was good.

Nina
11-07-2005, 06:54 AM
YAY RICK
stay.

ruroken
11-07-2005, 01:11 PM
...can I attention whore now?

That_Guy91
11-07-2005, 01:57 PM
...can I attention whore now?
just asking means you've already started.

Human
11-07-2005, 01:58 PM
Welcome back. Good to see you.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-07-2005, 04:27 PM
Thanks again for the welcomes, folks. And T-6005, I don't think that's what they're doing, but meh, either way. I remember the last time I left, I came back and shit had changed: Lodat was actually posting, typing in complete sentences and stuff. It almost made no sense, considering how he was before. It's still weird that he's an actual person, we all thought he was literally retarded and incapable of any rational thought whatsoever.

Speaking of whom: yes Lodat, YOUR favorite member poll. You knew that. Good poll.

Vera, you should crosslist the files under 'XXX" too.

No, 'cause "yay" made a favorite member thread too. Oh, and welcome back. Where'd you go?

JohnnyNemesis
11-07-2005, 04:51 PM
Oh he did? I didn't know that. Meh, fuck "yay". Pathetic piece of shit.

And thanks! I went on vacation to Virginia, and when I got back I didn't feel like posting for awhile. Then I had a shitload of homework, so I took extra time away.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-07-2005, 04:52 PM
Awesome. What did you do over there?

JohnnyNemesis
11-07-2005, 04:54 PM
Spent the week with my girlfriend and her parents, went hiking a few times, watched tons of movies, played board games at night, went out dancing once or twice, visited the University of Virginia and a bunch of other cool places. She grew up there, so I got a sense of her childhood too. Charlottesville, Virginia is a beautiful, beautiful city.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-07-2005, 04:59 PM
Oh, crap. That's cool. Did you sleep in the same room as her? Or are her parents freaks?

JohnnyNemesis
11-07-2005, 05:04 PM
Hahaha! It's funny you asked, because dude, her parents are total freaks. My girlfriend is 24 years old, I'm 21, yet we still slept in separate rooms/beds. When she comes over to my place, of course, my parents don't mind that we sleep together, but her parents are different.

Of course, we didn't question it out of respect for her parents and their home. I mean, we still sexed like rabbits all day everyday, but we respected their wishes and slept in separate beds at night =D

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-07-2005, 05:04 PM
I knew they were freaks. Almost all parents are freaks when it comes to their daughters. That's kinda cool, though. Seems you had a fun trip.

Off-Topic: I found a site of Ruroken's who he claims everyone here likes him, and all. Haha, har.

ruroken
11-08-2005, 01:11 PM
just asking means you've already started.
I meant Rick's attention you stupid fuck. And, obviously, he didn't give me any.

memento
11-08-2005, 02:10 PM
http://bash.org/?334331

I don't get it.

JoY
11-09-2005, 05:14 AM
Hahaha! It's funny you asked, because dude, her parents are total freaks. My girlfriend is 24 years old, I'm 21, yet we still slept in separate rooms/beds. When she comes over to my place, of course, my parents don't mind that we sleep together, but her parents are different.

Of course, we didn't question it out of respect for her parents and their home. I mean, we still sexed like rabbits all day everyday, but we respected their wishes and slept in separate beds at night =D
my boyfriend & I are both twenty-one & we can't even come near each other at night, when we're at his parents. rarr. their argumentation? "I know the two.. are intimate, but I don't want it happening in MY house, under MY nose". what's the goddam difference? try to be a little more opened up towards your son, give him your trust & he MIGHT have told you he had a girlfriend within EIGHT fucking months.

we actually had to shag in the fucking forest.

Mota Boy
11-09-2005, 10:15 AM
Charlottesville, eh? I've got relatives there and my sister goes to UVA. It's a great, great town. In fact, I was thinking of stopping by there a couple weekends ago for my long fall break, but she had a test early the next week she'd have to study for and the drive up there is just awful.

Also, if you think the seperate beds for you and your girlfriend is bad, my grandparents have a similar rule. A while back my uncle died and my aunt has been dating a guy for a few years now, but whenever the family gets together they still can't sleep in the same room because they haven't tied the knot.