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TheUnholyNightbringer
11-06-2005, 01:19 PM
.. but it's not our fault. The BBS is far too full of gorgeous women. So when Rick and I are complete perverts, remember, you only have yourselves to blame.

JohnnyNemesis
11-06-2005, 01:19 PM
I wholeheartedly endorse this message.

the_GoDdEsS
11-06-2005, 01:21 PM
I like perverted. A lot.

JoY
11-06-2005, 01:25 PM
I won't even share on here what I'm thinking right now.

let's just say you can wonder who's more perverted.

but I'm a prude, I swear! & a virgin too!

memento
11-06-2005, 01:31 PM
butt virgin?

HeadAroundU
11-06-2005, 01:33 PM
I'm not perverted at all!

ticho, mutant-tvare!

HeadAroundU
11-06-2005, 01:46 PM
*can't find gorgeous woman*

Conspiracy of One
11-06-2005, 01:48 PM
HAU, all the gorgeous women are hiding from you. Whenever you logoff they come out of the wood-works.

HeadAroundU
11-06-2005, 01:53 PM
HAU, all the gorgeous women are hiding from you. Whenever you logoff they come out of the wood-works.
So why you've got censorship across your raped face?

Trippy
11-06-2005, 01:55 PM
It's a HAU show going on again. :)

T-6005
11-06-2005, 01:56 PM
If you can't see him, he can't see you, HAU. Completely understandable, if you ask me.

memento
11-06-2005, 02:14 PM
I love it how I don't see any posts from HAU.

JoY
11-06-2005, 02:37 PM
I love it how I don't see any posts from HAU.
same here.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 02:40 PM
I just laugh at his post, he's rather stupid.

HeadAroundU
11-06-2005, 03:04 PM
memento demento memento demento

hehehehe

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 03:08 PM
memento demento memento demento

hehehehe
Ok this is the bit where you go die.

Trippy
11-06-2005, 03:58 PM
HAU seems to steal the show where ever he posts. This thread is again mostly just a HAU show and posts involved HAU.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 04:03 PM
HAU seems to steal the show where ever he posts. This thread is again mostly just a HAU show and posts involved HAU.
All that fucker steals is out hatred.

Anya82
11-06-2005, 04:46 PM
there are a lot of perverted people in here! hahahahahaa :p

Amanda
11-06-2005, 04:48 PM
Omg i love the perverts!

Rag Doll
11-06-2005, 04:51 PM
i can't say i see anything wrong with Dave & Rick being perverted....

dalaksta
11-06-2005, 04:51 PM
.. but it's not our fault. The BBS is far too full of gorgeous women. So when Rick and I are complete perverts, remember, you only have yourselves to blame.
actually i quite rather agree with you

Anya82
11-06-2005, 05:14 PM
i can't say i see anything wrong with Dave & Rick being perverted....
nobody said it was wrong! :p

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 05:17 PM
Omg i love the perverts!
OMG so do I, lets go be perverse and sexually assault TUNB

Amanda
11-06-2005, 05:18 PM
OMG so do I, lets go be perverse and sexually assault TUNB
Don't tempt me!

Anya82
11-06-2005, 05:19 PM
what about Johnny?
oh, well.. i'll take him! :rolleyes:

is that ok with you, Rick?
hahaha :D

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 05:19 PM
Don't tempt me!
It looks like I don't have to *evil laugh*

FrEaK oN a LeAsH<<< GPAPAJQEF>>> says:
lol sexually assault tunb? i'm in!
ŧhl륲 says:
yay

Amanda
11-06-2005, 05:20 PM
what about Johnny?
oh, well.. i'll take him! :rolleyes:

is that ok with you, Rick?
hahaha :D
Nah, I think only Joy can take him lol.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 05:20 PM
what about Johnny?
oh, well.. i'll take him! :rolleyes:

is that ok with you, Rick?
hahaha :D
Ohh sexual assaulting in a three *thinks* hell yea :D

Amanda
11-06-2005, 05:21 PM
It looks like I don't have to *evil laugh*

FrEaK oN a LeAsH<<< GPAPAJQEF>>> says:
lol sexually assault tunb? i'm in!
ŧhl륲 says:
yay
Oh that's just evil! And yeah, i'm sooo in!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 05:27 PM
Kewl, now I think we should stay away from per, tizz an iz, cause well... ya know.

Amanda
11-06-2005, 05:28 PM
Kewl, now I think we should stay away from per, tizz an iz, cause well... ya know.
No, I want them all.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 05:29 PM
No, I want them all.
But I hear stories of how iz's penis can kill a man.

Anya82
11-06-2005, 05:31 PM
Nah, I think only Joy can take him lol.
dammn!!
awww... i think i'll keep on dreaming then... :(

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 05:32 PM
dammn!!
awww... i think i'll keep on dreaming then... :(
You could always jump him.

Amanda
11-06-2005, 05:34 PM
You could always jump him.
True. Try that.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-06-2005, 05:35 PM
Yea and ride him bar...umm WTF!!!

Anya82
11-06-2005, 05:39 PM
oh... ok! ;)

Jebus
11-06-2005, 05:40 PM
It's the bbs women's fault too if they get "surprise sex" from you guys, right?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-07-2005, 07:27 AM
^ Totally true.

And I'd just like to make it clear that I'm totally alright with any female sexually assaulting me.

Tizzalicious
11-07-2005, 07:29 AM
Any?

Be careful with what you say.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-07-2005, 07:34 AM
Well obviously they have to pass through a screening process. If they pass that, hop on.

JoY
11-07-2005, 11:12 AM
Nah, I think only Joy can take him lol.
you got it, sista. ;P

Vera
11-07-2005, 11:30 AM
Argh, extreme exaggeration of terminology in this thread.

perversion (pr-vrzhn, -shn)
n.

A practice or act, especially one that is sexual in nature, considered abnormal or deviant.

So what are these abnormal sexual desires you have? You want to ..have sex with hot BBS girls? You have sexual fantasies about girls? You want to, what, lick something off them? Blowjobs, handjobs, anal... To be honest, these are all pretty normal sexual practises nowadays.

So unless you want us to shit in your mouths, please, do not call yourselves perverts. We understand you're young and male and have sexual desire. Innuendos and sex-related jokes will of course increase your time spent thinking about sex. We get that.

You are, however, not perverts.

Best regards,

Sanni, who is still very anal, yes indeed

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-07-2005, 11:34 AM
Lol, anal.

Vera
11-07-2005, 11:35 AM
Stop posting, Shaw.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-07-2005, 11:37 AM
Shaw Junior*

JohnnyNemesis
11-07-2005, 11:55 AM
heh, yeah, we don't want any of you to shit in our mouths or anything! *shifty eyes* heh, yeah, THAT would really make us perverts, eh? hehehehe. *nervous giggle*

*awkward pause*

*runs away*

JoY
11-07-2005, 11:57 AM
I just thoroughly enjoyed that tiny conversation going on between Dave & Sanni. *still giggling*

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-07-2005, 11:59 AM
teh Sanni teh hatez me </3

Vera
11-07-2005, 12:10 PM
heh, yeah, we don't want any of you to shit in our mouths or anything! *shifty eyes* heh, yeah, THAT would really make us perverts, eh? hehehehe. *nervous giggle*

*awkward pause*

*runs away*
Remind me to send you some truly bizarre porn.

JoY
11-07-2005, 12:14 PM
Remind me to send you some truly bizarre porn.
oh that's just Ivil.

Vera
11-07-2005, 12:23 PM
Don't worry, Bella, I won't send him the one with you and me and the ..uhm. Well, you were there. ;D

JoY
11-07-2005, 12:38 PM
pfew, you got me there for a minute. *wipes forehead with tissue*