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Dante
11-30-2004, 07:34 AM
This is a fun little game. I start a little story with a few words then some of you people have to respond with a few more words. It can be anything as long as it is only like 4 or 5 words long. It can be a little bit shorter.

Here is the start of the story:

There once was a,

Bazza
11-30-2004, 07:37 AM
man with a large...

MirandaV
11-30-2004, 07:45 AM
House and a great..

Bazza
11-30-2004, 07:48 AM
feeling of

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-30-2004, 08:06 AM
.. happiness. One day ..

wliethof
11-30-2004, 08:07 AM
the sun didn't come up and everyone died

Dante
11-30-2004, 08:31 AM
but then this thing

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-30-2004, 08:32 AM
forced the sun up with a big stick

Dante
11-30-2004, 08:40 AM
then he used the stick to

lousyskater
11-30-2004, 08:46 AM
kill himself, but

mr uk man
11-30-2004, 08:47 AM
Bumb himself :D

mr uk man
11-30-2004, 08:47 AM
he smelt very bad

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-30-2004, 10:02 AM
and then, mr uk man got hit by a combine harvester, and

Dante
11-30-2004, 10:56 AM
then he flew all the way to

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 11:00 AM
the planet Mars where he met

Tijs
11-30-2004, 11:23 AM
someone who died, just like he did.

Sixpence.
11-30-2004, 11:25 AM
On Mars are a lot of graves

fairy call
11-30-2004, 11:27 AM
grey and black an red and blue

Tijs
11-30-2004, 11:32 AM
cause everyone there died.

Sixpence.
11-30-2004, 11:34 AM
Some of them get alive again

Tijs
11-30-2004, 11:36 AM
but all of them die about a minute later.

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 11:38 AM
Then, one of them comes back to life and attacks Dexter Holland!

Sixpence.
11-30-2004, 11:38 AM
and after attacking him he feels sorry.

Tijs
11-30-2004, 11:40 AM
And dies again.

Sixpence.
11-30-2004, 11:41 AM
Because of attacking Dexter he gets a really ugly black grave

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 11:42 AM
All of the rotting corpses release a strange gas that

Tijs
11-30-2004, 11:42 AM
make people die.

Sixpence.
11-30-2004, 11:43 AM
and is the atmosphere of planet Mars

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 11:43 AM
The people that die come back as brain-eating zombies.

Sixpence.
11-30-2004, 11:44 AM
but Dexter's brain survived (of course!)

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 11:44 AM
and Dexter grabbed a large bazooka and

Tijs
11-30-2004, 11:45 AM
died. ........

Sixpence.
11-30-2004, 11:45 AM
Then a Zombie looked at him lying on the floor

fairy call
11-30-2004, 11:50 AM
and ate him

wliethof
11-30-2004, 11:53 AM
then said 'uuaaarghhh (what have we here?)' then proceeded to nibble on the victims penis. Then he continued to feast on the various boils and sores until he'd had enough. Suddenly a zombie slayer jumped out and slayed the zombie. After fighting his way out, the hero said something heroic and ran off to save his girl, who had been caught by the evil titan of sophoclos.

Tijs
11-30-2004, 11:54 AM
But he died.

livecby
11-30-2004, 12:44 PM
and everyone lived happily ever after. The End

I had this idea a long time ago but never started the thread. :rolleyes:

Tijs
11-30-2004, 12:48 PM
Good, cause this is the second thread already.

livecby
11-30-2004, 12:51 PM
oh so we would have had 3 threads about people and dexter dieing and becoming zombies... :eek:

Tijs
11-30-2004, 12:59 PM
Basicly, yes.

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:02 PM
hmm, bummer...

Tijs
11-30-2004, 01:04 PM
See:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1193

Last post:
And then she died.

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:11 PM
well that thread made it to page 6. this one must not be as good. more people died in that story i guess. :rolleyes:

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 01:18 PM
LOL, so Dexter dies 3 times...o_o

...I'm going to start another story out of boredome...GET READAAAY!

One day, the lead singer of Green Day decided to

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:21 PM
go out on a date with britney spears

Strider
11-30-2004, 01:23 PM
So he called her to confirm time and date, but

JoY
11-30-2004, 01:24 PM
go out on a date with britney spears
..naturally she was too late, because as every *real* woman she spent hours & hours in the bathroom, but when they finally were on their way...

Tijs
11-30-2004, 01:26 PM
Britney Spears had to go to the toilet, also just like all *real* woman have to do every hour.

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 01:27 PM
Afterwards, Britney Spears walked into Billy's house and noticed he was being laid by another woman! So she

Strider
11-30-2004, 01:28 PM
Took an automatic out of her pocket and counted to three for the woman to leave.

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:28 PM
they got really mad at each other

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 01:30 PM
but they were so distracted by her huge chest that

Strider
11-30-2004, 01:32 PM
They put her in the car and began a party

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:32 PM
her huge what?

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:33 PM
oh chest okay.

then britney and beyonce jumped on the car hood and started stripping for the cops

Strider
11-30-2004, 01:35 PM
Suddenly, Beyoncé had a heart attack and

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:37 PM
so britney spears quicky gave her mouth to mouth even tho she didnt need mouth to mouth she just liked kissing african american girls

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 01:39 PM
Beyonce, realizing Britney is a ho, kills her and goes with Destiny's Child to get an amulet to revive BillyJoe.

Strider
11-30-2004, 01:39 PM
MTV reporters appeared out of nowhere to broadcast that murder

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:41 PM
but then britney spears, not really dead, gets up and flashes the cameras exposing the guns in her jumblees because she is a fembot

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 01:42 PM
Austin Powers comes out of nowhere and begins to beat the sh-t out of Britney, but not succeeding, he

Strider
11-30-2004, 01:42 PM
Calls his associates, which come by tank

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 01:44 PM
His associates make Britney Spears explode, but MTV's evil army of consumer demons

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:45 PM
scream so loud at the horiffic sight, all his associates heads explode as well

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 01:47 PM
MTV then gives Austin Powers his own sh-tty reality show and

livecby
11-30-2004, 01:48 PM
its about shagging and how fat bastard lost all his weight

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 01:50 PM
The croud loves it, then it is made into a movie which makes 30 million dollars and

Strider
11-30-2004, 01:52 PM
Gets the Oscar for three consecutive years....a complete success. But one day, Austin Powers receives a letter containing some samples of Anthrax

livecby
11-30-2004, 02:01 PM
he accedently sneezes and the anthrax goes everywhere. meanwhile back with beyonce...

Strider
11-30-2004, 02:05 PM
She manages to avoid being arrested and flees toward Mexico

livecby
11-30-2004, 02:07 PM
after she gets to mexico she changes her name to Consuela Vasquez and gets a job at the local taco stand. while working there she

original_prankster
11-30-2004, 02:09 PM
drinks some of the bad water and gets a deadly disease! She is rushed to the nearest hospital and

Strider
11-30-2004, 02:09 PM
(Yeah, let´s go killing everyone) Accidentally drinks a glass of gasoline (she thought it was beer) and falls dead. Meanwhile, back with Britney...

livecby
11-30-2004, 02:13 PM
shes walking around shooting all humans with her boob guns while repeating "destroy...destroy". just then...

Dante
12-01-2004, 07:22 AM
just then the guns got jammed and Britney had to