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That Punk Kid You Love
11-08-2005, 12:25 AM
1 of the only things in the world with misspelling thats ever gotten really big.

T-6005
11-08-2005, 12:38 AM
Limp Bizkit? Don't they mispell everything? Hitz, etc.?

And Mortal Kombat is pretty lame, as well - but I like the movies anyways.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 01:33 AM
My mate made his own lil cartoon called mortal wombat about 5 years ago lol.

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11-08-2005, 01:38 AM
My mate made his own lil cartoon called mortal wombat about 5 years ago lol.
i'll tak on mortal wombat, hes got nothin on me

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 01:39 AM
i'll tak on mortal wombat, hes got nothin on me
NOOOOOO you did not just insult the wombat...did you?

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11-08-2005, 01:42 AM
NOOOOOO you did not just insult the wombat...did you?
me? insult a ninja womat??? noooooooooooooo

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 01:43 AM
He pwns you, I think my mate gave him a giant penis.. I really should dig up the comics he drew.

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11-08-2005, 01:46 AM
He pwns you, I think my mate gave him a giant penis.. I really should dig up the comics he drew.
ok, you organise a fight, me vs mortal wombat

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 01:47 AM
ok, you organise a fight, me vs mortal wombat
Ummm
a) he's just a cartoon
b) he has a giant penis
c) he pwns you

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11-08-2005, 01:47 AM
Ummm
a) he's just a cartoon
b) he has a giant penis
c) he pwns you
he cant pwn mee if he is a fictional character

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 01:48 AM
he cant pwn mee if he is a fictional character
Umm I think you'll find many fictional character can pwn you.

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11-08-2005, 01:51 AM
Umm I think you'll find many fictional character can pwn you.
oh no! i have been pwned! what on earth will i ever do????

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 01:53 AM
ummm run away?

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11-08-2005, 01:57 AM
ummm run away?
enough dissing the wombat, i mean i dont even know him, he could turn out to be a good bloke.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 02:05 AM
He is the type avid would like, I personaly hate the wombat tho.

igniton/pyro
11-08-2005, 10:49 AM
mortal kombat is awsome. the only better game is soul calibor and tekken
i love fighting games

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 10:51 AM
mortal kombat is awsome. the only better game is soul calibor and tekken
i love fighting games
I'd love to "play" a fighting "game" with you.

igniton/pyro
11-08-2005, 10:57 AM
I'd love to "play" a fighting "game" with you.
you would? thats nice. too bad you are in england.hahahahahahaha

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 10:58 AM
you would? thats nice. too bad you are in england.hahahahahahaha
ummmmmmmmmm you didn't quite get the point did you?

igniton/pyro
11-08-2005, 10:59 AM
ummmmmmmmmm you didn't quite get the point did you?
yes i did. you wanna beat me

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 10:59 AM
yes i did. you wanna beat me
*claps*... only joking lol, I don't pick on kids.

offspring fan
11-08-2005, 11:50 AM
mortal kombat is too hard. i am not good in video games

Blue_Dragon
11-08-2005, 12:01 PM
mortal kombat is kinda gay... after they made mk3 it went to shit...though the movies were kinda shitty too, they did have great soundtracks...

Street Fighter is where its at

0r4ng3
11-08-2005, 12:02 PM
mortal kombat is awsome. the only better game is soul calibor and tekken
i love fighting games
I'm hoping that you just forgot to mention Dead or Alive.

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11-08-2005, 12:33 PM
mortal kombat is awsome. the only better game is soul calibor and tekken
i love fighting games
i like super smah brothers. that was my fav when i still enjoyed video games. they should make a new version for the nintendo ds

0r4ng3
11-08-2005, 12:34 PM
I hear there's gonna be a Super Smash Brothers Revolution for the new console.

I would have mentioned SSBM earlier, but that's a totally different kind of game.

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11-08-2005, 12:35 PM
I hear there's gonna be a Super Smash Brothers Revolution for the new console.

I would have mentioned SSBM earlier, but that's a totally different kind of game.
but its fuckin awesome..its a fighting game right?

0r4ng3
11-08-2005, 12:37 PM
I think it's called a Party Fighting game. It's not like Tekken or Mortal Kombat, but it shares some aspects.

sKratch
11-08-2005, 12:37 PM
Toys `R Us. With a backwards "R". Kthx.

0r4ng3
11-08-2005, 12:40 PM
Is it really a misspelling like that? I mean, an R's an R, regardless of direction.

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11-08-2005, 12:42 PM
Is it really a misspelling like that? I mean, an R's an R, regardless of direction.
you would be following the logo if you used a backwards R, which there is no point in doing....if thats what we should do, then we might as well add the fuckin font too

sKratch
11-08-2005, 12:53 PM
R is not the same as Are.

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11-08-2005, 12:54 PM
R is not the same as Are.
back on topic...

0r4ng3
11-08-2005, 12:57 PM
We've been on topic for quite some time now.

Oh, I get it. It's not the fact that the R is backwards, it's the fact that there's no "a" or "e", am I right?

dalaksta
11-08-2005, 02:09 PM
i love mortal kombat, its awsome!!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-08-2005, 02:15 PM
Anyone who said Mortal Kombat is the best fighting game ever is just plain wrong. That title belongs to Soulblade and Super Smash Brothers Melee. They share it.

0r4ng3
11-08-2005, 02:16 PM
Hello?! Dead or Alive, anyone?

Edit: Actually, DOA's a close second to SSBM.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-08-2005, 02:16 PM
Yeah, you could say that.

But you'd be wrong.

EDIT: Aw, fuck you. Your edit has ruined my post.

Anyway, DOA sucks.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 02:16 PM
Best fighting game to me is tekken, but only cause one of the people can do taekwondo like me :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-08-2005, 02:18 PM
Gimme a "G"! Gimme a "HEY!"

That's Tekken.

0r4ng3
11-08-2005, 02:20 PM
Look, this argument can go on for weeks. Let's just agree that MK isn't the best fighting game out there.

Edit: ...and SSBM is awesome.

coke_a_holic
11-08-2005, 02:21 PM
The only reason I even thought about pondering buying a gamecube is because SSBM was on it. Dear Jesus, that game is amazing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-08-2005, 02:21 PM
I'll drink to that! *clink*

DOA's still ghey though.

...

And Tekken.

Mannen som blev en gris
11-08-2005, 02:22 PM
I hate fighting games. I mean, "press x two times, then left, LR, then left again, and you'll do a super-power-combo. Like this..." And then I try, and they go "hahahahaha, wtf? *pwns me*".

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 02:23 PM
Ummm yea.. well I just use the korean guy from tekken and bust that oh so sexy taekwondo on jins ass.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-08-2005, 02:24 PM
Old guy from Tekken. Special Move: sit in a comfortable chair and hand out Werther's Originals.

0r4ng3
11-08-2005, 02:24 PM
I hate fighting games. I mean, "press x two times, then left, LR, then left again, and you'll do a super-power-combo. Like this..." And then I try, and they go "hahahahaha, wtf? *pwns me*".
That's why there's Super Smash Brothers. The hardest combo is two buttons. Unless you're Marth or Roy, they have 4 buttons.

Mannen som blev en gris
11-08-2005, 02:25 PM
That's why there's Super Smash Brothers. The hardest combo is two buttons. Unless you're Marth or Roy, they have 4 buttons.
No, the only thing I've managed to do in that game is jump.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-08-2005, 02:26 PM
No, the only thing I've managed to do in that game is jump.

To suck at SSBM is to accomplish something really impressive.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-08-2005, 02:27 PM
Old guy from Tekken. Special Move: sit in a comfortable chair and hand out Werther's Originals.
OH NO... *runs away but trips over a sunday paper which has been put down to drain up grampas piss* (random)

Mannen som blev en gris
11-08-2005, 02:29 PM
To suck at SSBM is to accomplish something really impressive.
It's hard! They always kick me off the thing and then tell me to do a double-jump (wtf?) and I press all the buttons but I still just fall... and fall... and then I respawn and they do the same thing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-08-2005, 02:30 PM
Heh.. SSBM is not hard. My 6 year old cousin can play it. Not very well but she can play it. =P

offspring fan
11-09-2005, 06:35 AM
ssbm is awsome. i got it when it just come out and i still play it