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NDM1
11-10-2005, 06:14 PM
I just saw a commercial of a new car (didn't catch the name) that will turn on your windshield wipers on FOR you if it senses any rain. This is one of the most useless features I have ever seen. They didn't talk about how this car is going to use less gas, have better safety, or even cost less. All about this car was that its windshield wipers will automatically turn on. How retarded.

JohnnyNemesis
11-10-2005, 06:16 PM
Oh, for fuck's sake, how hard is it to turn windshield wipers on?!

Yeesh!

WebDudette
11-10-2005, 06:17 PM
Yeah I seen that commercial never once had it crossed my mind to make a thread about it though.

NDM1
11-10-2005, 06:17 PM
Oh, for fuck's sake, how hard is it to turn windshield wipers on?!

Yeesh!

I know, right. They were trying to play it off as funny by saying "It will save you 1/5 of a second, you can learn a new language! spend more time with your family!"

Conspiracy of One
11-10-2005, 06:21 PM
What useless feature is next? You'd think they would make the car more safe and fuel efficient first, then add all the useless toys.

coke_a_holic
11-10-2005, 06:22 PM
Hey, I don't like excersizing, okay? Especially when I'm driving!

Original prankstA
11-10-2005, 06:27 PM
I just saw a commercial of a new car (didn't catch the name) that will turn on your windshield wipers on FOR you if it senses any rain. This is one of the most useless features I have ever seen. They didn't talk about how this car is going to use less gas, have better safety, or even cost less. All about this car was that its windshield wipers will automatically turn on. How retarded.
i saw that i thought it was a pretty dumb feature

Endymion
11-10-2005, 06:28 PM
more cars need more beer holders.

Homer
11-10-2005, 06:28 PM
It's too damn hard to remember where the button is, okay? Oh and it's not easy to remember when exactly to turn them on.

Preocupado
11-10-2005, 06:35 PM
more cars need more beer holders.

I support that. And not just cans but bottle holders too.

NDM1
11-10-2005, 06:36 PM
While they're at it, when you have to piss, why don't they make a cup that comes out below the steering wheel? Of course this would be no help to women...

Endymion
11-10-2005, 06:45 PM
bottle openers too.

Original prankstA
11-10-2005, 06:47 PM
bottle openers too.
bottle openers are so cool

guitar_and_drummer_guy
11-10-2005, 06:55 PM
For God's sake.....How fucking lazy are people getting to be nowadays.????? Can't even move your hand 2 damn inches to turn on those windshield wipers.?? America is a sorry-ass place. And its only getting worse....

0r4ng3
11-10-2005, 09:02 PM
Automatic windshield wipers? Awesome \m/!

I'm still waiting for a car with automatic gas/brake pedals. It can sense when I want to stop and go.

guitar_and_drummer_guy
11-11-2005, 07:44 PM
Automatic windshield wipers? Awesome \m/!

I'm still waiting for a car with automatic gas/brake pedals. It can sense when I want to stop and go.


Well dont take any offense by this , But youre one of those lazy little FUCKS that I am talking about.

0r4ng3
11-11-2005, 07:46 PM
I also want a device that can tell people when I'm being sarcastic.