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Sin Studly
11-10-2005, 08:50 PM
... divided into five theme-zones, what would the zones be?

The only one I can think of for sure is "Paptown Land".

Human
11-10-2005, 08:52 PM
There would be Offspring land
Spam Land
I can't think of any others...

WebDudette
11-10-2005, 08:53 PM
Although its a great idea i can't think of anything better than a Spam Themed area.

Sin Studly
11-10-2005, 08:53 PM
Offspring aren't important enough to get their own Land. There should definitely be a Justin Land though. And possibly a retro-styled Ste Shaw Land.

barangatang
11-10-2005, 08:54 PM
There would definitely be a buttsecks land.

Human
11-10-2005, 08:55 PM
And if I'm not mistaken...you would want a Hitler land but not many of the members including me would like that idea very much...

barangatang
11-10-2005, 08:57 PM
And if I'm not mistaken...you would want a Hitler land but not many of the members including me would like that idea very much...
Why? Sin studly's the only pro-hitler person on these boards.

Human
11-10-2005, 08:59 PM
Why? Sin studly's the only pro-hitler person on these boards.
really...I thought the GoDdess was also who basicly almost owns these boards...

Sin Studly
11-10-2005, 09:02 PM
Only two or three people like Hitler. There should be a Communist Land though. It should be called Vagination.

That_Guy91
11-10-2005, 09:02 PM
The only one I can think of for sure is "Paptown Land".
contrary to your beleif, that joke does get old.

Sin Studly
11-10-2005, 09:03 PM
contrary to your beleif, that joke does get old.

Crawl out of punkangels vagina.

That_Guy91
11-10-2005, 09:05 PM
Crawl out of punkangels vagina.
all im saying is you still make that joke, but she hasnt even been on for almost a month.

Sin Studly
11-10-2005, 09:06 PM
And it's that joke that keeps her away.

Human
11-10-2005, 09:07 PM
Can somebody tell me the history of "paptown"?

That_Guy91
11-10-2005, 09:07 PM
i doubt it. the whole "paptown" thing was a while ago, and like i said, she was on last month.

Duracell
11-10-2005, 09:16 PM
the theme park would have to have a street corner, for me and the rest of the pimps here to pimp our ho's.

Duracell
11-10-2005, 09:17 PM
And it's that joke that keeps her away.

that joke was quite funny, actually it still is.

Sin Studly
11-10-2005, 09:29 PM
the theme park would have to have a street corner, for me and the rest of the pimps here to pimp our ho's.

That would be every street corner in paptown.

SkunkIt
11-10-2005, 09:39 PM
The only ones I can think of are Buttsex Town and Spammer City.

Little_Miss_1565
11-10-2005, 09:42 PM
Only two or three people like Hitler. There should be a Communist Land though. It should be called Vagination.

I pledge allegiance to the VagiNation!

0r4ng3
11-10-2005, 10:05 PM
"The Intolerable Badlands of General Offspring Discussion" has a nice ring to it.

Little_Miss_1565
11-10-2005, 10:43 PM
Someone get on NationStates stat.

JohnnyNemesis
11-10-2005, 11:40 PM
Make sure Jenny tears tickets at Hitler Land and Self-Loathing Jew Land.

For added fun, we'll pass coke_a_holic near both so he can laugh at them.

bd007h
11-10-2005, 11:45 PM
Coke-a-holic will have to re-stock the vending machines

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 12:32 AM
There should be a stage show in Justin Land called "Justin isn't fluent in sixty languages, ZOMG!!!11"

arak0r
11-11-2005, 12:37 AM
maria should have a section, up to you if it should be a more modern parisian look, with burning cars, or not.

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 12:41 AM
And billboards showing her tits, hahaha.

arak0r
11-11-2005, 12:42 AM
schizophrenic frog park

XYlophonetreeZ
11-11-2005, 12:45 AM
KatrinaLand. It would be the horror section/waterpark, and the haunting voices of Sin Studly and ninth having sex would echo throughout this dark ride. It'd be like Disney's Haunted Mansion except not lame and it would get you wet, and the ghost of UnityMinersRulz's brother would pop up everywhere.

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 12:49 AM
BAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hahaha! Awesome!

Mota Boy
11-11-2005, 12:59 AM
Katrina's eye passed over a part of the country that was very close to me and my family, so Katrinaland wouldn't be complete without the spectre of me glaring over your shoulder at key intervals.

Vera
11-11-2005, 01:35 AM
No arguing over who's the best ride? For shame!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-11-2005, 01:36 AM
How about idiotic spammer land for people like me.

Tizzalicious
11-11-2005, 01:57 AM
No arguing over who's the best ride? For shame!

Hahaha, that's what I was expecting: "who would you ride?"

arak0r
11-11-2005, 02:25 AM
Hahaha, that's what I was expecting: "who would you ride?"

it may not be the best ride, but id almost guarantee schizophrenic frog park would get the most visitors. the kids LOVE the billboards.

the_GoDdEsS
11-11-2005, 02:28 AM
How about a crying 'Joey the Arrogant Asshole' puppet in the middle of a playground for the kids to throw mud onto?

ninthlayer
11-11-2005, 02:41 AM
KatrinaLand. It would be the horror section/waterpark, and the haunting voices of Sin Studly and ninth having sex would echo throughout this dark ride. It'd be like Disney's Haunted Mansion except not lame and it would get you wet, and the ghost of UnityMinersRulz's brother would pop up everywhere.
I support this idea.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-11-2005, 02:50 AM
I can't believe no one's suggested 1337ville.

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 03:31 AM
There should be 1337 Mansion, where you go on a little train, and stuff happens. Like little ninth animatronics jump out and pwn you.

Isolated Fury
11-11-2005, 03:40 AM
Perhaps there should be a Fantasy Land.

A place where you can see an admin checking up on a site. A place where the IQ of every post is over 100. And if you are unfortunate enough, a place where trolls jump out and attack passers-by!

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 03:45 AM
Nah, Fantasy Land will just be Linda and Maria.

0r4ng3
11-11-2005, 05:18 AM
As of recently, there should be a "Games.com Land". With posters of Monopoly pwnage as far as the eye can see.

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 06:49 AM
I would be in the offspring land because I would never think about spamming.

You would exist only in the quotes of others.

JohnnyNemesis
11-11-2005, 06:51 AM
This thread is getting better and better, and I love it.

I very much support a type of pwnage museum/gallery, featuring statues of ninth, Sin Studly, and Not Ozymandias. We could even have a "self-pwnage" section with certain Nebraska residents, and a certain Nordic Pole! (pay full admisssion, $13.77, to find out who!)

killer_queen
11-11-2005, 07:34 AM
There should be Fat Land for fat and ugly people like notoriousdoc.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-11-2005, 07:35 AM
There should be Fat Land for fat and ugly people like notoriousdoc.
What's dan done to you?

killer_queen
11-11-2005, 07:40 AM
Nothing. Why?

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 07:53 AM
Ugly people are preemptively offensive.

And damn Gulsah, I love the bitch you've become.

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 07:54 AM
I very much support a type of pwnage museum/gallery, featuring statues of ninth, Sin Studly, and Not Ozymandias.

Our statues require vibrating rubber parts.

the_GoDdEsS
11-11-2005, 07:55 AM
*cracks up*

Oh noez.

0r4ng3
11-11-2005, 10:31 AM
(pay full admisssion, $13.77, to find out who!)
Do you mean $13.37?

There should be a roller coaster called "Not Ozymandias's Ignore List", where each rail is another username.

original_prankster
11-11-2005, 12:58 PM
Hypocritical-Punk-Elitists-Who-Claim-To-Hate-Poppunk-Yet-They-Are-Members-Of-An-Offspring-Board Land! They coud like...beat up Tom Delonge...carnival-game style.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-11-2005, 12:59 PM
Don't forget BBS Pimp Crew Memorial statues.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-11-2005, 01:01 PM
Hypocritical-Punk-Elitists-Who-Claim-To-Hate-Poppunk-Yet-They-Are-Members-Of-An-Offspring-Board Land! They coud like...beat up Tom Delonge...carnival-game style.

That sounds ghey.

Conspiracy of One
11-11-2005, 01:02 PM
Punkangel gets very emotional whenever I bring up pap-town aound her, and that's one of the reasons why she doesn't come here anymore. Well so she said.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-11-2005, 01:04 PM
Hahaha, statues of every BBS Pimp Crew member, and a description on the bottom.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-11-2005, 01:05 PM
Nimrod In Town']Hahaha, statues of every BBS Pimp Crew member, and a description on the bottom.

Er, no. That also sounds rather.. ghey.

coke_a_holic
11-11-2005, 01:06 PM
We need a Suck-Up Land for people to grovel at the feet of various 1337 member statues.

ninthlayer
11-11-2005, 01:06 PM
Hypocritical-Punk-Elitists-Who-Claim-To-Hate-Poppunk-Yet-They-Are-Members-Of-An-Offspring-Board Land! They coud like...beat up Tom Delonge...carnival-game style.
Tom Delonge hasn't posted here since three boards ago.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-11-2005, 01:07 PM
I think he means the real one.

ninthlayer
11-11-2005, 01:13 PM
Oh you English faggots, always ruining decent jokes.

The point is that no one, except the 1337, would get that post.

Faggot Brit.

Fag.

Alliance or Horde on Argent Dawn?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-11-2005, 01:15 PM
Alliance. Night Elf Druid.

SkunkIt
11-11-2005, 01:20 PM
I think the Communist Ferris Wheel should be the main attraction in VagiNation.


http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5326/rc18yq.png

Endymion
11-11-2005, 01:21 PM
Punkangel gets very emotional whenever I bring up pap-town aound her, and that's one of the reasons why she doesn't come here anymore. Well so she said.
she brought that on herself.

coke_a_holic
11-11-2005, 01:25 PM
Coke-a-holic will have to re-stock the vending machinesHA! If anyone would trust me to actually put the sodas into the machine, they must have a major brain malfunction they should take care of.

ninthlayer
11-11-2005, 01:26 PM
Oh come on Endy, punkangel didn't choose to be brought up in the mean streets of the Pap. That's what we call moral bad luck.

XYlophonetreeZ
11-11-2005, 01:26 PM
I think the Communist Ferris Wheel should be the main attraction in VagiNation.


http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5326/rc18yq.png

Awesome!!!

Anya82
11-11-2005, 04:54 PM
hmm.. don't forget the "EMO playground", for all those I-wanna-die-cause-nobody-loves-me teens in here.

0r4ng3
11-11-2005, 05:04 PM
HA! If anyone would trust me to actually put the sodas into the machine, they must have a major brain malfunction they should take care of.
I'll restock the sodas then. I'll make sure to throw in a couple of Coke cans into my Sunkist machines.

original_prankster
11-11-2005, 05:12 PM
That sounds ghey.
I'm quite aware. :D

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 07:25 PM
There should be a building called "Say Whatevers On Your Mind", but when you go in orderlies grab you and hold you down and then you find out it's just an ECT and lobotomy clinic.

The_Hombre
11-11-2005, 07:34 PM
if the BBS was a theme park you'd be cleaning the shit stained toilets.


oooohhh who got pwned like a little bitch??

haha

coke_a_holic
11-11-2005, 07:36 PM
Jesus, that was pathetic.

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 07:38 PM
Ste has a problem with pwning himself. That's why he has to wear a bib when he eats.

The_Hombre
11-11-2005, 07:38 PM
Jesus, that was pathetic.

yeh man, it was.

but at least i have a sense of humour haha. who the fuck would use that to insult someone? anyway, i cant insult justin, no one can. he has balls of steel, he's much cleverer than all of us. he pwns us all.

The_Hombre
11-11-2005, 07:40 PM
Ste has a problem with pwning himself. That's why he has to wear a bib when he eats.

i think you should change your location to the city of asses.

because that's what you are. an ass. a big round hairy one. full of shit.

haha god i am SO funny sometimes!!

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 07:41 PM
Ste, you pwn yourself. I'm just one of many who points it out.

0r4ng3
11-11-2005, 07:42 PM
I just hate it when users go full-on retard mode. I die a little bit inside whenever that happens.

Sin Studly
11-11-2005, 07:44 PM
Yeah, kinda like "I'm so stupid nobody will ever consider me anything but stupid, so I'm gonna deliberately act stupider so people might think I'm only pretending to be stupid"