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_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 03:54 AM
Girls love this!: its so true!

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 03:57 AM
No way I'm reading that, women don't even have real emotions and who the fuck but a little pussy bitch would care what a broad thought anyway?

Teenagers don't even have real emotions, so shut the fuck up.

Jesus fuck, I pity (and detest) your parents for not aborting you.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 03:58 AM
No way I'm reading that, women don't even have real emotions and who the fuck but a little pussy bitch would care what a broad thought anyway?

Teenagers don't even have real emotions, so shut the fuck up.

Jesus fuck, I pity (and detest) your parents for not aborting you.

Ooohhhh...now I can see why the ladies love you. Jeez.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 03:58 AM
If anybody I'm mad at TRIED to kiss me, they'd end up with two black eyes. And I'm not even joking. Did not read the rest. This is obviously stuff for teenage girls.

Offspring7
11-15-2005, 03:59 AM
Teenagers don't even have real emotions, so shut the fuck up.

eh, we do have real emotions, they're just not maturally developed yet.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:14 AM
Girls love this!: its so true!

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) [ I always do that]

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. [I also do that]

3 . Kiss her on the forehead. [yep]

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. [does text messages count?]

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. [ I do that, unless we're fighting]

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. [I notice everything]

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. [I even pick her over my best friend]

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) [welcome to the year 2005, I write e-mails]

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. [I Introduce her as my fiencee]

10 . Play with her hair. [umm I think i do that when i hug her]

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.[we wresled on the beach]

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. [we did that on sat]

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. [everything i do is a joke]

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. [Hell yea]

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. [yep an i hug her]

16 . Give her piggyback rides. [If she'll let me i will]

17 . Bring her flowers [yep roses]

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. [yea I do]

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. [we do that alot]

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. [check the photo album]

21 . Kiss her in the rain. [we never hang out in the rain, but if it was raining i would kiss her]

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.[I tell her all the time]

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 04:19 AM
Jesus fucking Christ.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:20 AM
Jesus fucking Christ.
OI don't use the lords name in vain.

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 04:21 AM
But you do cut.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:30 AM
I'm EMO what do you expect?

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 04:30 AM
OI don't use the lords name in vain.

Or what? I will burn in hell?

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 04:31 AM
Or what? I will burn in hell?

Yes, Sim YOU WIL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!

OMFGZ!!!"!"

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 04:32 AM
I'm EMO what do you expect?
Shut the fuck up about emo, have you ever even heard of RItes of Spring you fucking homo? For serious, the English need to be considerate to the rest of the world and kill themselves off. Remember when Princess Di was destroyed by that car accident? Fucking amazing.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 04:32 AM
In heaven all the interesting people are missing anyway.

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 04:33 AM
Except ninth.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:33 AM
Shut the fuck up about emo, have you ever even heard of RItes of Spring you fucking homo? For serious, the English need to be considerate to the rest of the world and kill themselves off. Remember when Princess Di was destroyed by that car accident? Fucking amazing.
Yep I had to laugh at the French's gay attempts to rescue her, btw did you see your last election, you retards voted for bush yet again.

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 04:35 AM
Too bad you English faggots can't do anything about who we voted into office, ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Tony Blair serves as GWB's cock sock.

Oh, and how could you possibly offend me with that statement when I voted for the man?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:42 AM
Too bad you English faggots can't do anything about who we voted into office, ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Tony Blair serves as GWB's cock sock.

Oh, and how could you possibly offend me with that statement when I voted for the man?
Meh, so you Americans had fun draining the oil from iraq?

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 04:44 AM
Haha. It's funny how all my threads turn into slanging matches.

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 04:44 AM
Meh, so you Americans had fun draining the oil from iraq?
Yeah, fuck those mudskin infidels.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:47 AM
Yeah, fuck those mudskin infidels.
NO they are humans to, of course of lower quality, but they are still human.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 04:47 AM
Fucking racist!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:50 AM
Fucking racist!
I'm the one defending them here sim.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 04:51 AM
I hate racism. :mad:

Sin Studly
11-15-2005, 04:53 AM
I hate dotheaded niggers.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:54 AM
Oh by lower quality I mean there way of life, they have hardly anything, while we live the good life with internet and tv, I feel sorry for them.

Sin Studly
11-15-2005, 04:56 AM
And you don't see them cutting up their arms, do you? Weak pansied spoiled english brats.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 05:50 AM
And you don't see them cutting up their arms, do you? Weak pansied spoiled english brats.
More Americans cut then English, so fuck off.

HeadAroundU
11-15-2005, 06:19 AM
If anybody I'm mad at TRIED to kiss me, they'd end up with two black eyes. And I'm not even joking. Did not read the rest. This is obviously stuff for teenage girls.
No this is for tamagotchi.

Just a Girl
11-15-2005, 06:53 AM
If anybody I'm mad at TRIED to kiss me, they'd end up with two black eyes. And I'm not even joking. Did not read the rest. This is obviously stuff for teenage girls.

exactly what i was going to say. it is so irritating when you're angry with someone and they don't take what you're saying seriously.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 07:17 AM
seriously, the_offsprings_monkey, you're such a fucking racist. So are they, but they actually admit it at least. You're fucking racist and try to act like you're not. It's truly pathetic.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 07:25 AM
seriously, the_offsprings_monkey, you're such a fucking racist. So are they, but they actually admit it at least. You're fucking racist and try to act like you're not. It's truly pathetic.
Think what you want ok.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 07:27 AM
This isn't an opinion, so I don't have to "think" anything. When you call someone a lower class of people, that's fucking RACIST. No ifs ands or buts. Sin Studly? He's a racist, or at least says racist shit. ninthlayer does too, and they're not pussies and denying it.

You say racist shit all the time but then turn aroudn and say "ohh, but I'm defending them!" It's stupid. Just be a man and admit that you're racist, and if you don't want to do that, just stop posting racist shit all the time.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 07:38 AM
This isn't an opinion, so I don't have to "think" anything. When you call someone a lower class of people, that's fucking RACIST. No ifs ands or buts. Sin Studly? He's a racist, or at least says racist shit. ninthlayer does too, and they're not pussies and denying it.

You say racist shit all the time but then turn aroudn and say "ohh, but I'm defending them!" It's stupid. Just be a man and admit that you're racist, and if you don't want to do that, just stop posting racist shit all the time.
I admit I said a racist thing, but I don't admit to being racist, I sad that lower class thing as a joke ok.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 07:39 AM
Fine, you're not racist, but you said something that WAS racist, and the fact that it was a joke doesn't change that, understand?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 07:43 AM
Yes I know I said something racist. sorry if anybody was offended.

Lammat
11-15-2005, 07:52 AM
I have some nigro friends, and al the wannebe hitlers in my school are afraid of them.... muhahahha

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 07:53 AM
If have some nigger friends, and al the wannebe hitlers in my school are afraid of them.... muhahahha

Learn English. Thanks.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 07:54 AM
If have some nigger friends, and al the wannebe hitlers in my school are afraid of them.... muhahahha
Um what did you say?

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 07:56 AM
I don't like this thread. I don't like those points. And I don't like the replies I read. Despite that Johnny's giving TOM a double standard for the racist joke thing.


Girls love this!: its so true!

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)
You know, it's one of those words that can get overused, and be extremely meaningless if dumb guys (like some that replied early on this thread who aren't Sean or Sim) would probably do.



2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
Way to spread germs, faggotted brits.


3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
But this is the obvious, and most stupid kind of thing ever. I mean everyone does that, who the fuck needs to be reminded? This is just so that guys who read this can brag about their sensitivity and girls with dumb guys can do the same.


4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
Or wake her up when her phone rings...


5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
Or you know...talk to her about it because everything shouldn't be about you...


6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
Impossible. If the girl is like that, it's because she's probably not satisfied and willl take it out on the small things, or was never honest in the first place with what bothered her.


7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
Like in baseball...or what? Perhaps she shouldn't be so clingy and paranoid as to worry about those things.


8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
At any given moment, the entire male population of the world will not have a writing utensil on their person.


9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
Ew commitment. And she should be more than a person who is defined as the relation of someone else.


10 . Play with her hair.
Then you guys complain about messing it up. Losers.


11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
This is called foreplay. Except for the tickling that's just lame. And it's not "play" wrestling.

(i.e. that was a rape joke to those who didn't get it.)


12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
It's cold, and park benches are dirty. Or in other words, what couple hasn't done that? jesus it's the cheapest date ever.


13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.Or be completely boring all the time. Cause that's my strategy.


14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
And risk losing all the blood in your arms and waking up with dead arms. I hate you girls.


15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.hahahahahh oh what Sim said was meant for this, but it goes to that one too.


16 . Give her piggyback rides.
It should be the other way around....


17 . Bring her flowers
I agree with this, as long as the flower were stolen from someone's yard.


18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
What's with you people and Public Displays of Affection? I hate peope who do that normally. Unless the guy acts different in public in a way that you dislike. Then break up, you are just torturing him by trying to change him.


19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
Yeah I often create awkwards moments in coversation too


20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
Women can't take photos.


21 . Kiss her in the rain.
Ew. It's raining, you'll catch a cold you sentimental losers.


22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
Or bury it deep down inside because commitment terrifies you and you're an awkward teenage boy who prefers writing notes.

I'm hungry and need a nap. This stuff was awful.

All guys should thank me, and ignore this list.

Vera
11-15-2005, 08:02 AM
I can't say anything better than what Per just said. All of those are stupid.

Tizzalicious
11-15-2005, 08:03 AM
Hahaha.

When I read the first list I thought: "This thread is so wrong, but some of the things are true."

Then I read Per's reply and thought: "This is so much better."

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 08:03 AM
I just want the kid to own up to it. Ugggh.

And I'm actually impressed that you not only read all of 'em, but replied to 'em! This is impressive, I must say.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 08:04 AM
Per you just managed to bring a smile to my face, thank you.

kami_mathieu
11-15-2005, 08:10 AM
some people (like maarten, a friend of mine) think that making your girl jealous helps (things like talking/huging/hanging with other girls a lot). he just found out the hard way today that it does not by the way.
how do people come up with a stupid theory like that? girls like attention and they like to think that they are the only thing on your mind. making them jealous only works in the movies.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 08:12 AM
Only an idiot would try and make his gf jelous, why would any sane person risk losing someone they love.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 09:54 AM
I didn't write it.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 10:04 AM
I didn't write it.
What didn't you write, the love thing?

Sunny
11-15-2005, 10:07 AM
dude, no. just no.


1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)

i prefer "hot" or "a hot little bitch". warms my heart like nothing else.


15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

what Sim said. i'd smack. SMACK!

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 10:11 AM
exactly what i was going to say. it is so irritating when you're angry with someone and they don't take what you're saying seriously.

I know. The best way is just get the fuck away from me or I'll throw things and hurt you. I don't cry or need a hug when I'm pissed off.

And I lurved Per's replies.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 10:12 AM
"a hot little bitch".

Oooh, that's cute.

Sunny
11-15-2005, 10:15 AM
I know. The best way is just get the fuck away from me or I'll throw things and hurt you. I don't cry or need a hug when I'm pissed off.

yah. i hate being touched when i'm mad, i might react violently.. and that would not be good.

by far the worst thing to do is to grab me, pinch my cheeks and say "awwww look at her she's sooooo cuuuute when she's mad". it never ends well!!

RAR.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 10:18 AM
People already know they can't do that with me... They learnt from experience. Especially that one time after I started throwing cutlery. Whoops.

Human
11-15-2005, 10:21 AM
That's cute and all but I really wouldn't want anybody hugging me when I'm angry...I wouldn't want to ride on a guy's back...and I wouldn't want them to be all over me in front of my and his friends...

That Punk Kid You Love
11-15-2005, 11:11 AM
Girls love this!: its so true!

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.



So thats why Krissy always smiles.

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 11:34 AM
No, she smiles because you cut.

bhg_rulz2
11-15-2005, 11:39 AM
Girls love this!: its so true!

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

that is so true!!...i almost have done every number with my gf hehehe...she really love it when i do something like that..hehe..we are so in love =)

Lammat
11-15-2005, 11:43 AM
19. works very good.

RedXIII
11-15-2005, 11:59 AM
Love is false. Stop believing in it.

Lithuanian Offspring
11-15-2005, 12:10 PM
Too bad you English faggots can't do anything about who we voted into office, ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Tony Blair serves as GWB's cock sock.

Oh, and how could you possibly offend me with that statement when I voted for the man?
I think you insulted yourself there, buddy.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 01:04 PM
Love is false. Stop believing in it.
Love ain't false, you just ain't been lucky enough to find it yet.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 01:05 PM
....You're 16, you cut, and you show off with your relationship drama online. What do you know about love?

Sunny
11-15-2005, 01:21 PM
Love is false. Stop believing in it.

that reminds me of this guy i once saw. he was wearing a "love is for losers" shirt.

he was morbidly obese and completely hideous.

i laughed so hard i almost vomited.

and all human emotions are false. zomg its time to cute me vains, me thinks.

Sinister
11-15-2005, 01:25 PM
....You're 16, you cut, and you show off with your relationship drama online. What do you know about love?

Most likely nothing.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 01:27 PM
....You're 16, you cut, and you show off with your relationship drama online. What do you know about love?
Plenty thanks you, you act like a slut online, what would you know?

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 01:31 PM
That's the most favourite comeback of everyone who really doesn't know what to insult me with. It's hilarious.

What do I know? You're 16, you don't know anything about life, you claim to have a dark side yet appear to be a dumbfuck softie, you can't stop spamming with bullshit, you can't stop bragging about your relationship, licking your bullied cutter girlfriend's arse online instead of pissing off and spending time together. Enjoy it while it lasts, kids, because it probably won't be long.

wheelchairman
11-15-2005, 01:32 PM
Plenty thanks you, you act like a slut online, what would you know?
Without a doubt, Sim is one of, if not *the* smartest person on this bbs.

memento
11-15-2005, 01:35 PM
that reminds me of this guy i once saw. he was wearing a "love is for losers" shirt.

he was morbidly obese and completely hideous.

i laughed so hard i almost vomited.


You seriously laughed? Since he was fat and ugly he probably has never had love so wore that t-shirt out of spite. There's no reason to laugh.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 01:36 PM
There's no reason to laugh.

Hahaha. No reason? I think I'd piss myself laughing too.

Sinister
11-15-2005, 01:36 PM
There's no reason to laugh.

Anything is a (good) reason to laugh.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 01:36 PM
Without a doubt, Sim is one of, if not *the* smartest person on this bbs.
Doesn't stop her being a slut.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 01:37 PM
Doesn't stop her being a slut.

*giggles*

Fine. Explain 'slut'. I'm soooo curious.

memento
11-15-2005, 01:38 PM
Hahaha. No reason? I think I'd piss myself laughing too.

But then again you laugh at people who cut themselves on a BBS.

I dunno when I see someone so obvioulsy hurt that they're either saying or acting stupid things I don't laugh at them, but apprantly this makes me a pussy.

kami_mathieu
11-15-2005, 01:39 PM
-one advice for all you guys out there who dont get girls: be special, go out of your way to do things for her, even if they might be a bit embarrassing for you. girls eat things like that like fat kids eat chocolate.

.:SMASH:.
11-15-2005, 01:39 PM
Girls love this!: its so true!

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

=.
most bullshit i heard all day...check!

Sinister
11-15-2005, 01:41 PM
But then again you laugh at people who cut themselves on a BBS.

I dunno when I see someone so obvioulsy hurt that they're either saying or acting stupid things I don't laugh at them, but apprantly this makes me a pussy.

I've said it before
I'll say it again
If you could just listen then I might make sense

Anything is a good reason to laugh.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 01:41 PM
You're such a woman, Dush.

And I'm a Slavic animal without sympathy or compassion, apparently. But seriously, I just can't have respect for some people because they're ruining it for themselves. And sometimes the tough way is even the best way for them.

memento
11-15-2005, 01:42 PM
At least you said woman :-p

memento
11-15-2005, 01:44 PM
I've said it before
I'll say it again
If you could just listen then I might make sense

Anything is a good reason to laugh.

I'll be sure to laugh when I stand over your corpse.

Oh how I wanna watch Troy again now!

Sinister
11-15-2005, 01:46 PM
I'll be sure to laugh when I stand over your corpse.

omfgz oh noez, he wnts 2 kil me !!!!!!!!!!!!11


If you REALLY want to kill someone from INTERNET, get a fucking life, and seek help.

SkunkIt
11-15-2005, 01:49 PM
Not all girls are the same. For me, if not most girls, some of these things are wrong and won't make me smile. First of all, girls get sick of boys who are around them all the time.


1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)

Actions mean more than words. Most girls can read body language and do not need to be told that, unless they're insecure or you're lying.

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

I'd elbow someone if they didn't ask.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

Once in a while and one is okay. You do it everyday and she will be annoyed.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

Refer to the response to the first tip.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

No, she doesn't. Talking is easier and like I said, most girls can read body
language. A boy wrote me a note and I threw it out.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

Not every girl likes to be tickled. I accidently kick people and start screaming
when they try to tickle me.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

Yeah, so she'll punch you.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

No, please don't.

17 . Bring her flowers

So you can prove you're buying her off instead of having real feelings.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

Wrong, boys are entitled to their privacy and should know they have the ability to draw the line.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

Refer to answer to first tip.

memento
11-15-2005, 01:50 PM
omfgz oh noez, he wnts 2 kil me !!!!!!!!!!!!11


If you REALLY want to kill someone from INTERNET, get a fucking life, and seek help.

When did I say I want to kill you?

Sinister
11-15-2005, 01:52 PM
I'll be sure to laugh when I stand over your corpse.

right there. not explicitly but I understood anyway.

memento
11-15-2005, 01:53 PM
Perhaps you wish you were dead?

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 01:53 PM
most bullshit i heard all day...check!

I actually agree with you there.

Sinister
11-15-2005, 01:54 PM
Perhaps you wish you were dead?
no fucking way.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-15-2005, 01:54 PM
Girls love this!: its so true!

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.






I reject your really, and substitute my own.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 02:02 PM
I'm ashamed of my thread.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 02:11 PM
I'm ashamed of my thread.
Nooooooooooo don't be sarah.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-15-2005, 02:12 PM
Nooooooooooo don't be sarah.


...

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/1038/11297631180734ng.gif

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 02:13 PM
Ooohh right in the eye!!!
Ouch.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 02:30 PM
oh that made me laugh, but i wanna cry... EMO!!

Just a Girl
11-15-2005, 03:52 PM
Only an idiot would try and make his gf jelous, why would any sane person risk losing someone they love.

like... by calling them a slut?


*giggles*

Fine. Explain 'slut'. I'm soooo curious.

by slut he means someone he respects and loves as much as he respects and loves his girlfriend.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 04:28 PM
If anybody I'm mad at TRIED to kiss me, they'd end up with two black eyes. And I'm not even joking. Did not read the rest. This is obviously stuff for teenage girls.


hey some here are teenagers...we're just not...like her

yeah im with you on the two black eyes thing

the_offsprings_monkey
11-15-2005, 04:30 PM
like... by calling them a slut?



by slut he means someone he respects and loves as much as he respects and loves his girlfriend.
FFS get over it. we made up abotu this age's ago.

platinumpt
11-15-2005, 04:32 PM
Girls love this!: its so true!

1 . ..2... 3... etc.
Goddammit, you're a hard girl to please. :rolleyes:

platinumpt
11-15-2005, 04:37 PM
ouch. pwnage.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 05:08 PM
Seriously, I adore JaG. She said exactly what I was going to say.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:23 PM
... You shouldn't be ashamed of the thread, you should be ashamed of it's creator.

Nah, i love myself too much. :p

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:24 PM
woah a little too much self-centerism we have here.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:26 PM
woah a little too much self-centerism we have here.

Well, if I don't love me, Who will?

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:29 PM
im sure there are many people that love you. people here just dont love you when you post pictures of yourself in your underwear as your avatar. or have dumb conversations. but im not getting into that.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:31 PM
im sure there are many people that love you. people here just dont love you when you post pictures of yourself in your underwear as your avatar. or have dumb conversations. but im not getting into that.

Hey, thats me. And if you wasn't getting into it, Why say it?
I'm not one of the worst people on here, trust me.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:32 PM
Hey, thats me. And if you wasn't getting into it, Why say it?
I'm not one of the worst people on here, trust me.

i dunno. it was just another point why some people dont love you here. i know you aren't one of the worst. wishomie is pretty bad.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 05:34 PM
_ߥ_vil_ > Offspring-Fanatic.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:34 PM
i dunno. it was just another point why some people dont love you here. i know you aren't one of the worst. wishomie is pretty bad.

I aren't ad at all. I have many mates on here. Who actually do love me. Some want to meet up with me. So, yeah, I am loved. Even if I wasn't, it's only the internet.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:36 PM
_ߥ_vil_ > Offspring-Fanatic.


go ahead think what you want. everyone is entitled to their own opinions. fine you hate me. i've never done anything to you but...whatever

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:37 PM
_ߥ_vil_ > Offspring-Fanatic.

See. Rick <3z me. I <3 Rick.

But, Rick rules anyways. I'd probaly still love him if he hated me.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 05:37 PM
All I said this time was that she's better than you. Calm the fuck down, don't take things so seriously.

But yeah, she IS better than you.

Offspring7
11-15-2005, 05:40 PM
all a guy has to do to make me smile is be sweet. i don't care if he hates me or not either, but i <3 rick.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:41 PM
All I said this time was that she's better than you. Calm the fuck down, don't take things so seriously.

But yeah, she IS better than you.


fine believe what you want i don't care. im very calm alright. but you've been constantly saying that you hate me and i dont know why because i've never done anything to you. i mean its not like a put a pet that you may have in a pot of boiling water!

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:43 PM
WTF?!?

Rick hasn't even said he hated you. FFS. You think everyones against you.
And from what i've known of you, you seem to slag everyone off.
And, whats with the pet in boiing water???

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:47 PM
WTF?!?

Rick hasn't even said he hated you. FFS. You think everyones against you.
And from what i've known of you, you seem to slag everyone off.
And, whats with the pet in boiing water???


he did in a different thread. slag everyone off? you may have to simplify that lol. and for some reason i just had a remembrance of Fatal Attraction so thats with the pet in boiling water.

Offspring7
11-15-2005, 05:47 PM
WTF?!?

Rick hasn't even said he hated you. FFS. You think everyones against you.
And from what i've known of you, you seem to slag everyone off.
And, whats with the pet in boiing water???
actually, he did, but thats beside the point.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:49 PM
actually, he did, but thats beside the point.

You said it, you explain it.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:49 PM
he did in a different thread. slag everyone off? you may have to simplify that lol. and for some reason i just had a remembrance of Fatal Attraction so thats with the pet in boiling water.

Slag everyone off....is to insult people. Jeez.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:50 PM
i dunno i posted something (i cant exactly remember it because ive posted a lot today) but he did this:

^I really fucking hate you

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:51 PM
Slag everyone off....is to insult people. Jeez.


alright i dont have a very extended vocabulary. and i dont insult people all the time. only if something is really bothering me.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:53 PM
alright i dont have a very extended vocabulary. and i dont insult people all the time. only if something is really bothering me.
What like the supposed spam threads...or me apparently showing my underwear. It's not like I was showing anything. I have more self respect than that. As for the spam threads, have they caused you any bother. No. If you don't like them, don't read them. It's not like you have to.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:54 PM
As for the spam threads, have they caused you any bother. No. If you don't like them, don't read them. It's not like you have to.

well i mean come on sometimes i cant tell when its a spam thread. actually a lot of the time.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 05:56 PM
well i mean come on sometimes i cant tell when its a spam thread. actually a lot of the time.

Spam is where its nothing at all to do with the BBS. Threads without a meaning. Pointless threads. Threads that have already been made.

Just a Girl
11-15-2005, 06:11 PM
if you don't want to people to think you're a wanker, don't start slagging someone off and then end your attack by saying "but i'm not getting into that" or something similar. also, don't attempt to justify or prove yourself, and then say "it's only the internet" as though you don't give a shit, when obviously you cared enough to give a thought out reply.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 06:13 PM
if you don't want to people to think you're a wanker, don't start slagging someone off and then end your attack by saying "but i'm not getting into that" or something similar. also, don't attempt to justify or prove yourself, and then say "it's only the internet" as though you don't give a shit, when obviously you cared enough to give a thought out reply.

I meant I didn't giva a shit if I had no mates on here. Well, no mates worth having.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 06:16 PM
omg you guys are giving me a headache with all your confusing talk!!!!!

Just a Girl
11-15-2005, 06:16 PM
do you know what i find quite sweet about you? when you think someone is insulting you, but not in an aggressive way, you try to explain yourself rather than blindly attacking.

i still feel my point is valid though. just possibly not concerning your reply.

edit: not Offspring Fanatic. Baby Devil.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 06:19 PM
do you know what i find quite sweet about you? when you think someone is insulting you, but not in an aggressive way, you try to explain yourself rather than blindly attacking.

i still feel my point is valid though. just possibly not concerning your reply.

edit: not Offspring Fanatic. Baby Devil.

I confuse myself so that really doesn't help. But, yes, I would actually care if I had no mates on here.

Just a Girl
11-15-2005, 06:22 PM
i think that you would care, but my last post was actually not attacking you in anyway. i was merely pointing out that i think you're quite sweet, and that people shouldn't do the "it's only the internet" shit. see? nothing bad.

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 06:29 PM
i think that you would care, but my last post was actually not attacking you in anyway. i was merely pointing out that i think you're quite sweet, and that people shouldn't do the "it's only the internet" shit. see? nothing bad.

I know. I just am tired, which makes me seem bitchy because I can't be bothered.

Just a Girl
11-15-2005, 06:31 PM
you didn't seem bitchy, just confused :p

_ߥ_vil_
11-15-2005, 06:34 PM
you didn't seem bitchy, just confused :p
That happens alot. Meh.

Kitten
11-16-2005, 04:25 AM
Per you just managed to bring a smile to my face, thank you.

You listed what on that 22 ways you apparently do.

As for hugging, over rated.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-16-2005, 04:51 AM
You listed what on that 22 ways you apparently do.

As for hugging, over rated.
Huh say that so even an idiot like me can understand.

_ߥ_vil_
11-16-2005, 06:00 AM
Huh say that so even an idiot like me can understand.

I lurve hugs. If I had the guts, I'd hug everyoe I saw but I think they'd all cry and run away then cutez themselves 'coz *that lil nobody fucking TOUCHED meh arrgghh!!!?!!L2jsiodh!!!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-16-2005, 06:03 AM
I lurve hugs. If I had the guts, I'd hug everyoe I saw but I think they'd all cry and run away then cutez themselves 'coz *that lil nobody fucking TOUCHED meh arrgghh!!!?!!L2jsiodh!!!
DUHHHH I'm the only one who would run away and cut, I'm the cutter remember.

_ߥ_vil_
11-16-2005, 06:08 AM
DUHHHH I'm the only one who would run away and cut, I'm the cutter remember.

wellll, There is this cute emo lad at my college.My mates fort it'd be funny to scream out that I fancied him..which now he keeps looking at me.....then when he does i usually trip up :O
Gawd, I want an emo now!!!
I'll defo have to go to squash. Oooohhh....my ex...... ;)
Damn, stupid good hair and good looks and good personalities of some people!!!! :p
*fantasises*
Yer errmmm......

the_offsprings_monkey
11-16-2005, 06:10 AM
EMOs rule, the others are just jealous.

_ߥ_vil_
11-16-2005, 06:20 AM
EMOs rule, the others are just jealous.
I need to get to know some though. I don't have any freinds like that...just chavette wannabees and Chavs. I'm so going out with Chaz....to leeds!!1

the_offsprings_monkey
11-16-2005, 06:21 AM
I need to get to know some though. I don't have any freinds like that...just chavette wannabees and Chavs. I'm so going out with Chaz....to leeds!!1
I think kims the first non chav I've ever gone out with come to think of it.

kami_mathieu
11-16-2005, 06:23 AM
I seriously dislike the emo thing. it kills the scene.

_ߥ_vil_
11-16-2005, 06:24 AM
Nah. Emo kiss. WOW.

Steve + Emo lad from college = WOW...*faints*

the_offsprings_monkey
11-16-2005, 06:25 AM
I'm EMO and proud of it, yea I cry a lot, and yes I cut sometimes when I feel depressed, but that's my choice, nobody else's.

_ߥ_vil_
11-16-2005, 06:27 AM
I cry nearly everyday - Stupid boyf
But, when he's not around I go all happy. That's a sign, I'm sure.

kami_mathieu
11-16-2005, 06:29 AM
I dont realy care about them, sept when they are refered to as punks, that pisses me off.

ninthlayer
11-16-2005, 07:44 AM
You're sixteen years old, obsessed with gook culture, have that stupid rabbit in your signature, and a retarded quote about drinking and driving. Don't ever talk about the scene. Scenesters don't talk about punk anyway, get your stereotypes correct. OMGZ BORN 2 DIE!!

TOM, you're a faggot and you don't know the slightest thing about emocore culture. Shut the fuck up.

Sunny
11-16-2005, 07:49 AM
TOM, why do you always say "emo" in all caps? it's not an abbreviation or anything.

and there's a difference between being "emo" and a whiner.

kami_mathieu
11-16-2005, 08:36 AM
You're sixteen years old, obsessed with gook culture, have that stupid rabbit in your signature, and a retarded quote about drinking and driving. Don't ever talk about the scene. Scenesters don't talk about punk anyway, get your stereotypes correct. OMGZ BORN 2 DIE!!

TOM, you're a faggot and you don't know the slightest thing about emocore culture. Shut the fuck up.

your name is "ninthlayer" you dont know how old you are and your hobbies are pingpong and computer games. what the fuck whas that all about? you know me or something? if you did know me in person you would know I have al the right to use the word scene or/and punk. if you do feel the unstoppable urge to try and insult me again, dont use the words OMG!! or PWND or something like that, its humiliating.

honey
11-16-2005, 09:35 AM
Those things usually make girls smile, but don't 'plan' them. It should be spontanious.

JohnnyNemesis
11-16-2005, 09:37 AM
I have al the right to use the word scene or/and punk.

*points and laughs* Holy god, you're fucking stupid.

Nina
11-16-2005, 11:24 AM
1. Someone said that "hugging is overrated". What the hell is wrong with you? No, seriously?

2. I agree with most things Per said, but not all of them.

3. Like Sunny I cannot be touched when I am mad. I can go completely nuts.

4. All you lame people with your lame arguments are just sad to look at. It starts to happen in every single thread and it's so pathetic.

the_GoDdEsS
11-16-2005, 11:55 AM
I wish a breathing disability upon at least the half of you.

Sunny
11-16-2005, 04:51 PM
1. Someone said that "hugging is overrated". What the hell is wrong with you? No, seriously?

Agreed. pshhh.

Tizzalicious
11-16-2005, 04:56 PM
Hugs are <3

JoY
11-17-2005, 05:23 AM
1. Someone said that "hugging is overrated". What the hell is wrong with you? No, seriously?

2. I agree with most things Per said, but not all of them.

3. Like Sunny I cannot be touched when I am mad. I can go completely nuts.

4. All you lame people with your lame arguments are just sad to look at. It starts to happen in every single thread and it's so pathetic.
I agree with 1 & most definitely 3. haven't read any of the posts in between, so I don't know what Per posted & I'm glad I didn't read up on any lame arguments.

one way to make a girl smile; deeply, sincerely wanting make her smile. whatever attempt comes from that (almost) always works for me. & I'd say it depends on the person, but if a person truly, wholeheartly wants to make me smile, then there you have the selection of people who can make me smile.