ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 05:59 AM
1. Do nothing.
2. Be the attractive person that they aspire to be but never will.
3. Be honest with them.
4. Point out that they have a heinous significant other.
5. Tell them how bad their taste in music is.
6. Say "pwned" when you break up with them.
7. Berate their personal heroes, as they're all going to be hacks and utterly worthless anyway.
8. Read their poetry.
9. Don't read their poetry.
10. Point out their physical flaws.
11. Leave voicemails explicitly telling them to cut.
12. Introduce them to Cutsman by Horse the Band.
13. Create an internet cutting pact and let the deceptions fly.
14. Tell them that it's sort of funny (in an ironic sort of way) that they were raped by a family member.
15. Inform them that My Chemical Romance has broken up because Gerard committed suicide.
16. Remind them of what a financial burden they are on their family and society.
17. Make them fall in love with you and then frog pic them.
18. Tell them that the local Hot Topic is leaving the mall.
19. Ask if they've gained weight.
20. Ask how their eating disorder is going.
21. Hide their eyeliner.
22. TOM and COG are cutters.
2. Be the attractive person that they aspire to be but never will.
3. Be honest with them.
4. Point out that they have a heinous significant other.
5. Tell them how bad their taste in music is.
6. Say "pwned" when you break up with them.
7. Berate their personal heroes, as they're all going to be hacks and utterly worthless anyway.
8. Read their poetry.
9. Don't read their poetry.
10. Point out their physical flaws.
11. Leave voicemails explicitly telling them to cut.
12. Introduce them to Cutsman by Horse the Band.
13. Create an internet cutting pact and let the deceptions fly.
14. Tell them that it's sort of funny (in an ironic sort of way) that they were raped by a family member.
15. Inform them that My Chemical Romance has broken up because Gerard committed suicide.
16. Remind them of what a financial burden they are on their family and society.
17. Make them fall in love with you and then frog pic them.
18. Tell them that the local Hot Topic is leaving the mall.
19. Ask if they've gained weight.
20. Ask how their eating disorder is going.
21. Hide their eyeliner.
22. TOM and COG are cutters.