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ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 04:59 AM
1. Do nothing.
2. Be the attractive person that they aspire to be but never will.
3. Be honest with them.
4. Point out that they have a heinous significant other.
5. Tell them how bad their taste in music is.
6. Say "pwned" when you break up with them.
7. Berate their personal heroes, as they're all going to be hacks and utterly worthless anyway.
8. Read their poetry.
9. Don't read their poetry.
10. Point out their physical flaws.
11. Leave voicemails explicitly telling them to cut.
12. Introduce them to Cutsman by Horse the Band.
13. Create an internet cutting pact and let the deceptions fly.
14. Tell them that it's sort of funny (in an ironic sort of way) that they were raped by a family member.
15. Inform them that My Chemical Romance has broken up because Gerard committed suicide.
16. Remind them of what a financial burden they are on their family and society.
17. Make them fall in love with you and then frog pic them.
18. Tell them that the local Hot Topic is leaving the mall.
19. Ask if they've gained weight.
20. Ask how their eating disorder is going.
21. Hide their eyeliner.
22. TOM and COG are cutters.

Sin Studly
11-15-2005, 05:02 AM
17. Make them fall in love with you and then frog pic them.

Hahahahahhaa, omfg!

punker
11-15-2005, 05:23 AM
you want a cutter to cut just to make fun of them?

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 05:28 AM
That and the hope that they'll cut too deep.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 07:25 AM
you want a cutter to cut just to make fun of them?

Nothing gets by you.

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 09:52 AM
Number 6 still remains my favourite.

Sunny
11-15-2005, 10:10 AM
this is getting me hot and bothered.

punker
11-15-2005, 10:44 AM
Nothing gets by you.

I know, I dont care

Yatesy
11-15-2005, 10:49 AM
5. Tell them how bad their taste in music is.
6. Say "pwned" when you break up with them.
15. Inform them that My Chemical Romance has broken up because Gerard committed suicide.
19. Ask if they've gained weight.
20. Ask how their eating disorder is going.
21. Hide their eyeliner.

Those ones made me laugh a bit.

ruroken
11-15-2005, 12:13 PM
Cutters should be genocided.

Nirushika6789
11-15-2005, 12:16 PM
1. Do nothing.
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haha this is the best one

ninthlayer
11-15-2005, 04:06 PM
Number 6 still remains my favourite.
That's only because you know that I did it in real life. My personal favorite was number seventeen.

coke_a_holic
11-15-2005, 04:07 PM
I like numbers 8 and 9 the most.

0r4ng3
11-15-2005, 04:07 PM
Number 22 is, in my opinion, the greatest on the list.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-15-2005, 04:09 PM
14 and 15 are my favorite.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-15-2005, 04:10 PM
Number 22 is, in my opinion, the greatest on the list.
Awesome avatar, man.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 04:21 PM
mmm I like the one about My Chemical Romance. even though I love them. I wouldn't cut, because I don't, but I'd cry. As long as Mikey (the awesome bass guy) is alright I'd be fine.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2005, 05:12 PM
^I really fucking hate you.

Offspring7
11-15-2005, 05:16 PM
you forgot, tell them a law was passed against black clothing, and remind them of their dead family members.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-15-2005, 05:17 PM
^I really fucking hate you.


oh and what have i done thats so horrible to you?