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memento
11-16-2005, 03:24 PM
One is developed. Har har har!

Offspring-Fanatic
11-16-2005, 03:31 PM
wait a minute...it's coming to me...

OH I GET IT!!!!

dalaksta
11-16-2005, 03:32 PM
lol
that was pretty good

memento
11-16-2005, 03:33 PM
Cuz u see G.W Bush is really stupid. He once said the French are hopeless, they don't even have a word for entrepreneur!

LOL how stupid he is! The french being hopeless!

punker
11-16-2005, 03:34 PM
lol that was fun

Offspring-Fanatic
11-16-2005, 03:35 PM
i got one...

so many so many which one to choose...

alright a blonde (yes i said BLONDE) moves into a new house
and she doesn't know what to name it. So she goes to her neighbor for help.

"Neighbor neighbor! What should I name my house?" She goes running.
The neighbor's weirded out, and doesn't know what to say. So he says,
"The first thing you see on TV"
So the blonde goes back to her house, turns on the TV, and the first thing she sees on TV, is a big, hairy, butt. So, she names her house big hairy butt.
Then, she gets a dog. She doesn't know what to name her dog. So again she goes running to her neighbor.

"Neighbor neighbor! What should I name my dog?"
"The first thing you see in a window."
So, she looks in the window, and she sees a crack. She names her dog crack.
Then, one day, she loses her dog. She goes running to the police.
She screams, "Police police! I've looked all over my big hairy butt and I can't find my crack!"

memento
11-16-2005, 03:35 PM
Too long, didn't read.

memento
11-16-2005, 03:37 PM
I don't understand.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-16-2005, 03:37 PM
its funny READ IT!!!!

0r4ng3
11-16-2005, 03:38 PM
I didn't think the joke about the blonde was funny. I don't like jokes that take so long to set up.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-16-2005, 03:38 PM
I don't understand.


get it? i looked all over my big hairy butt and i can't find my crack?

she's talking about she cant find her dog in her house but...let it come to you...sloooooooooooooooooooooooowly

memento
11-16-2005, 03:38 PM
That is alright, prefer jokes about PENIS.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-16-2005, 03:39 PM
i can tell....

memento
11-16-2005, 03:39 PM
get it? i looked all over my big hairy butt and i can't find my crack?

she's talking about she cant find her dog in her house but...let it come to you...sloooooooooooooooooooooooowly

That was in refernce to some fool who quoted my post saying "quoted incase yu didn't get it" but then he deleted it.

memento
11-16-2005, 03:40 PM
i can tell....

How can you tell?

punker
11-16-2005, 03:40 PM
is funny, but doesnt beat the first one

Offspring-Fanatic
11-16-2005, 03:45 PM
How can you tell?


i see your location...everyone sees what you say your location is...

memento
11-16-2005, 03:46 PM
I think I see your boobs.

Human
11-16-2005, 03:51 PM
Good job man...lol...I could never think of that myself...

Offspring-Fanatic
11-16-2005, 04:05 PM
I think I see your boobs.

ha haha ha so funny. i meant i see the name on my computer screen. that's what i meant.

god when will people stop looking at them!! :mad:

Kitten
11-16-2005, 06:01 PM
ha haha ha so funny. i meant i see the name on my computer screen. that's what i meant.

god when will people stop looking at them!! :mad:

When they are not there to look at...