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the_offsprings_monkey
11-17-2005, 05:40 AM
Post lyrics to the best tv themes here.

The fresh prince

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned
upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I
spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple
of guys said "we're up in no good" Started making trouble in my
neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air" I
begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my
suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin' and she
gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well
kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out
of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin'
like, Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when
it came near the Licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the
mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I
thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a
house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home
smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To
settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

China Boy
11-17-2005, 01:19 PM
Black Adder...

The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade.
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter.
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up shorter.

Black Adder, Black Adder. He rides a pitch black steed.
Black Adder, Black Adder. He's very bad indeed.

Black. His gloves of finest mole.
Black. His codpiece made of metal.
His horse is blacker than a hole.
His pot is blacker than his kettle.

Black Adder, Black Adder. With many an cunning plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder. You horrid little man!

There's also this one:

Let joy fill every Briton’s heart, for now our country’s going to make it.
At last a king who looks the part. At last a queen who looks good naked.

Blackadder, Blackadder, a monarch with panache. Blackadder, Blackadder, he’s got a nice moustache.

Everything he wants he’ll get, the world is now Blackadder’s oyster.
Some Prime Ministers are wet, but Baldrick he is even moister.

Blackadder, Blackadder, a dog who’s got his bone. Blackadder, Blackadder, a bastard on the throne.

Blackadder, Blackadder, his beard is neatly curled. Blackadder, Blackadder, he’s going to rule the world.

JohnnyNemesis
11-17-2005, 01:24 PM
Believe it or not, I have a bunch of TV theme mp3s on my comp. Good shit.

I like Garfield and Friends:

We're (We're) ready (ready) to (to) party! (party!)
We're ready to party, we're ready!
I hope you bring lot's of spaghetti! (I'm scared)
Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends!
Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and friends!
Dancing, Fiesta!
Romancing, Siesta!
Samba, La Bamba
Ay Carumba!
Disguises (Disguises), surprises (Surprises)
and pies of, (and pies of)
All sizes!
Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends.
Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and Friends!
Garfield and Friends!

I LOVE that fucking show.

Lars
11-17-2005, 01:28 PM
Oh, I haven't seen Garfield in years! I used to watch it all the time. I can't remember how that song goes anymore though.

Offspring7
11-17-2005, 01:36 PM
I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular. (Chorus I)

You shut your mouth,
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved,
just like everybody else does. (Chorus II)

--Chorus I--

--Chorus II--

There's a club, if you'd like to go.
You could meet somebody who really loves you.
So you go, and you stand on your own,
and you leave on your own,
and you go home, and you cry,
and you want to die.

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
well, when exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long,
and all my hope is gone.

--Chorus II--

That's "How soon is now?" by Love Spit Love. Theme song of Charmed.

bd007h
11-17-2005, 01:38 PM
Salute Your Shorts:

We run, we jump, we swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever are our dear friendships.
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
And when we think about you it makes me wanna fart!
--"It's 'I hope we never part'
Now get it right or pay the price!"

Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories
By the lake of Anawanna set in the old pine trees

Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
And when we think about you (This thing came apart)

Think Anawanna. Speak Anawanna. Live Anawanna -- Ugh!

bd007h
11-17-2005, 01:39 PM
Believe it or not, I have a bunch of TV theme mp3s on my comp. Good shit.

I like Garfield and Friends:

We're (We're) ready (ready) to (to) party! (party!)
We're ready to party, we're ready!
I hope you bring lot's of spaghetti! (I'm scared)
Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends!
Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and friends!
Dancing, Fiesta!
Romancing, Siesta!
Samba, La Bamba
Ay Carumba!
Disguises (Disguises), surprises (Surprises)
and pies of, (and pies of)
All sizes!
Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends.
Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and Friends!
Garfield and Friends!

I LOVE that fucking show.

I used to be obsessed with Garfield. That cartoon rocked

Lars
11-17-2005, 03:07 PM
I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular. (Chorus I)

You shut your mouth,
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved,
just like everybody else does. (Chorus II)

--Chorus I--

--Chorus II--

There's a club, if you'd like to go.
You could meet somebody who really loves you.
So you go, and you stand on your own,
and you leave on your own,
and you go home, and you cry,
and you want to die.

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
well, when exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long,
and all my hope is gone.

--Chorus II--

That's "How soon is now?" by Love Spit Love. Theme song of Charmed.
Or to be a bit pedantic, Originally by The Smiths.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-17-2005, 03:11 PM
Cow And Chicken

Unfortunately, i do not know the lyrics.

bd007h
11-17-2005, 03:16 PM
that's why you look them up on google.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-17-2005, 03:26 PM
Dude, nothing beats the lyrics to the Andy Milonakis show....

Offspring7
11-17-2005, 03:30 PM
^that show is hilarious. the first time i watched, my abs literally hurt because of how hard and long i was laughing. kinda like harold and kumar go to white castle. that was hilarious too.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-17-2005, 03:32 PM
Dude, nothing beats the lyrics to the Andy Milonakis show....

Haha!

I have peas on my head, but don't call me a peehead.
Bees on my head , but don't call me a bee head.
Shao-ling on my head, but don't call me a Li (Or shao, don't know)head.
Now please excuse me, i gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands, i make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple, who loves self-loathing *I hate myself*

Haha...classic.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-17-2005, 03:35 PM
Nimrod In Town']Haha!

Shao-ling on my head, but don't call me a Li (Or shao, don't know)head


you know he's saying Bruce Lee's on my head right?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-17-2005, 03:36 PM
you know he's saying Bruce Lee's on my head right?
Who cares?

0r4ng3
11-17-2005, 06:31 PM
Four words: Pinky. and. the. Brain.

Edit: and Freakazoid. What ever happened to that show?

Endymion
11-17-2005, 06:39 PM
Four words: Pinky. and. the. Brain.

psh, Hey Sandy by Polaris is the best show theme ever.

Jebus
11-17-2005, 06:43 PM
"Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!"
I win.

T-6005
11-17-2005, 06:53 PM
"Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!"
I win.
"Teenage mutant ninja turtles..."

Was better.

Sin Studly
11-17-2005, 10:14 PM
Sanguis Bibimus, Corpus Edimus
Sanguis Bibimus, Corpus Edimus

Sanguis Bibimus, Corpus Edimus
Rota Corpus, Satani (ave)
Sanguis Bibimus, Corpus Edimus
Rota Corpus, Satani (ave)
Ave, ave, versus Christus
Ave, ave, versus Christus
Ave, ave, versus Christus
Ave Satani

Sanguis Bibimus, Corpus Edimus
Rota Corpus, Satani, Satani, Satani
Ave, ave Satani

SkunkIt
11-17-2005, 10:34 PM
I'd post the lyrics to Ren and Stimpy, but they don't have any.

Also, I don't watch The O.C., but I love the theme song:

We've been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for #1
California here we come
Right back where we started from

Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

On the stereo
Listen as we go
Nothing's gonna stop me now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin' of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

JohnnyNemesis
11-18-2005, 10:17 AM
^That's a catchy tune, but those are some of the dumbest fucking lyrics ever.

Grr. I hate white people.

Betty
11-18-2005, 10:33 AM
This is just the first thing that came to mind...

Degrassi High

Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely,
gee, I gotta go to this school.
I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take,
I wonder what I'm gonna do.
But when I look around and see,
that someone is smiling right at me,
wait, someone talkin' to me, hey, I gotta new friend.
Everybody can succeed, all you gotta do is believe,
let's be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts,
come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.

Betty
11-18-2005, 10:50 AM
Ooohh... I googled a good site on that.

http://www.culttelly.co.uk/lyrics.html

Some of my favourites on the list
Animaniacs
Beverly Hillbillies
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Smoggies (oh man, that song rocked, I had totally forgotten about that show)

the_offsprings_monkey
11-18-2005, 10:52 AM
^That's a catchy tune, but those are some of the dumbest fucking lyrics ever.

Grr. I hate white people.
Agreed, wtf has hustlers with guns got to do with the oc?

Jebus
11-18-2005, 11:07 AM
I've never heard of Degrassi High but the lyrics makes want to watch it.

notoriousdoc
11-18-2005, 11:20 AM
Only Fools And Horses

Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the seasons,
And the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la.

We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, whassa-names, and at a push,
Some Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.,
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor,
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street,
Long live Hooky Street,
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street,
Magnifique, Hooky Street,
Hooky Street (to fade)

Those lyrics are smex

Offspring-Fanatic
11-18-2005, 02:33 PM
Four words: Pinky. and. the. Brain.

Edit: and Freakazoid. What ever happened to that show?


i dont know! but i used to love those shows...and they stopped the Animaniacs too! at least i think they did...

or Ren and Stimpy was pretty awesome too.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-18-2005, 02:39 PM
Four words: Pinky. and. the. Brain.

Edit: and Freakazoid. What ever happened to that show?


His brain is over loading
He's topped with choclate coating
From the desk of sigmund Freud
Freakazoid
Freakazoid

And, i had the song once in my sig.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-18-2005, 02:49 PM
My favorite lyrics;

CatDog

One fine day there was a woof and a purr
a baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog
Just a feline/canine little CatDog

CatDog! CatDog!
Alone in the world is the little CatDog!

Out on the road or back in town
All kind of critters putting CatDog down
Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song

CatDog! CatDog!
Alone in the world is the little CatDog!

CatDog! CatDog!
Alone in the world is the little CatDog!

Popeye

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk",
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.

SkunkIt
11-18-2005, 03:50 PM
Agreed, wtf has hustlers with guns got to do with the oc?
Their lyrics sound random, but I never really payed attention to the lyrics of that song.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-18-2005, 04:03 PM
:p I sing it lol
Their lyrics sound random, but I never really payed attention to the lyrics of that song.

punker
11-18-2005, 04:36 PM
My favourite is los simpsons

loooooooos simpsons

los simpsons!!

0r4ng3
11-18-2005, 04:46 PM
I also want to add Fairly OddParents to my crappy list.

dalaksta
11-18-2005, 07:02 PM
Post lyrics to the best tv themes here.

The fresh prince

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned
upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I
spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple
of guys said "we're up in no good" Started making trouble in my
neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air" I
begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my
suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin' and she
gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well
kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out
of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin'
like, Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when
it came near the Licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the
mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I
thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a
house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home
smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To
settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
i love that theme song

Blue_Dragon
11-18-2005, 07:41 PM
dude. the lyics to the ninja turtles cartoons rocked....
im too lazy to google them though... or did someone else do it yet?