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Linda
11-17-2005, 04:28 PM
The Center for Disease Control has released a list
of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of
the following, please seek medical treatment
immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-17-2005, 04:28 PM
OH, GOD!? Shit. Is that for real?!

RedXIII
11-17-2005, 04:29 PM
Nimrod In Town']OH, GOD!? Shit. Is that for real?!
:rolleyes: You are an idiot.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-17-2005, 04:31 PM
It was sarcasm.

Oh, my friend, you're the idiot.

JohnnyNemesis
11-17-2005, 04:32 PM
I have a severe case of 1, 2, 4, and 5 at the moment, and a slight case of number 3. The doctor still isn't quite sure what's wrong with me.

...:(

RedXIII
11-17-2005, 04:32 PM
It's hard to know when someone's being sarcastic over the internet.

Italia311
11-17-2005, 04:40 PM
Does the dog in that pic have the Bird Flu??

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-17-2005, 04:42 PM
Does the dog in that pic have the Bird Flu??

*Sniff* OH! Yes...

T-6005
11-17-2005, 04:45 PM
I suffer from 6 whenever I'm drunk. Which is often. So far, however - no following through.

Linda
11-17-2005, 04:46 PM
Does the dog in that pic have the Bird Flu??

NO, he's high on heroin.

T-6005
11-17-2005, 04:53 PM
NO, he's high on heroin.
Pets who are high are worthy of pity - they start recognizing drug paraphernalia and only showing up when the drugs are taken out.

Linda
11-17-2005, 04:56 PM
Whatever, he shares his needle with Justin.

Sin Studly
11-17-2005, 05:06 PM
Revelations 6:1
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
Revelations 6:2
And I saw, and behold a white horse (http://www.rotten.com/library/history/flu-pandemic/); and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.