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the_GoDdEsS
11-18-2005, 12:54 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785

Since many of us don't read that part of the forums any more. But that shit really killed me. Please tell me it was a joke. Hahahaha.

JohnnyNemesis
11-18-2005, 12:55 PM
*rubs eyes*

Ho. Lee. Shit. WOW.

Sunny
11-18-2005, 12:56 PM
er i am completely speechless.

Izie
11-18-2005, 12:56 PM
*wipes a tear*

Awwwww.

coke_a_holic
11-18-2005, 12:59 PM
Youre 233 black and white photos
That adorns my 4 walls.

...Wow.



I dont know what it is about you.
If its the blonde hair and blue eyes,
Or is it the fact youre a rock star?

Actually, I lied,
I know what it is...
The fact that one stanza is complete waste makes no sense to me.


Analysis: wtf

the_GoDdEsS
11-18-2005, 01:00 PM
Uh, maybe... she was joking? For the sake of humanity.

Man boobs!

Jebus
11-18-2005, 01:00 PM
I dont care if people tell me your ugly,
Or that you have man boobs.
None of that matters,
Because in my mind,
Your are beautiful inside and out.
haha, no man in the world would want to hear a girl saying he's beatifull inside and that the outside doesnt matter.

JohnnyNemesis
11-18-2005, 01:01 PM
I wonder if Isa Isa has 233 photos of me on her walls...(Look at her signature)

That would be...AWESOME!

Human
11-18-2005, 01:01 PM
Haha! WTF?

Nirushika6789
11-18-2005, 01:01 PM
[url]Please tell me it was a joke. Hahahaha.
i dont think it was a joke

she is pretty serious about being 'in love' with Dexter

which is completely stupid and ridiculous

how can someone be in love with someone they havent met or talked to??

i swear that poem screams 'Mental Problems' to me

the_GoDdEsS
11-18-2005, 01:02 PM
I thought she kinda argued against being obsessed once.

Tired_Of_You
11-18-2005, 01:02 PM
^Yeah, I think she did.

Man boobs. That poem is wonderful.

the_GoDdEsS
11-18-2005, 01:03 PM
she is pretty serious about being 'in love' with Dexter


Uh. I don't think we've ever had such a mental case in all those years. Anyone remember?

coke_a_holic
11-18-2005, 01:03 PM
I just realized something. How does she know she has 233 photos exactly? Do you think she counted each one while writing it or did she count each one as she put it up? Either way, it's still really fuckin' creepy.

Nirushika6789
11-18-2005, 01:04 PM
I thought she kinda argued against being obsessed once.
actually yea i think she did

well that poem totally scores out that point

Nirushika6789
11-18-2005, 01:05 PM
Uh. I don't think we've ever had such a mental case in all those years. Anyone remember?
i dont think its possible to

thats why i said the poem screams 'Mental Problems'

Human
11-18-2005, 01:06 PM
And she's the one who called me stupid...

ruroken
11-18-2005, 01:12 PM
I read the first three lines. Anymore and I'd've probably had to blow the shit out of my computer.

darko
11-18-2005, 01:28 PM
So how wants to be the one to point out that the sun doesnt actually shine out Dexter's Arse?

Vera
11-18-2005, 01:56 PM
I wonder if Isa Isa has 233 photos of me on her walls...(Look at her signature)

That would be...AWESOME!
She doesn't care if people think your ugly
or that you have man boobs
none of that matters
because to her, you are beautiful inside and outside.

Little_Miss_1565
11-18-2005, 02:00 PM
Makes me want to give Dexter's man boobs a nice squeeze.

Italia311
11-18-2005, 02:02 PM
Man, that poem is friggin funny!!!!! lol...who writes that???

man boobs..lol

XYlophonetreeZ
11-18-2005, 02:15 PM
That was beyond hilarious. I love how even some of the stupidest people on the BBS responded and laughed about how bad it was.

_ߥ_vil_
11-18-2005, 02:54 PM
How sad is that?

Would you dare post it on an online forum.....Knowing that people are going to take the piss.

Gawd, loooser.

T-6005
11-18-2005, 03:00 PM
Holy shit....

*crocodile hunter voice*

Careful, kids! Thisuns a real nutcase! Danger danger!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-18-2005, 03:00 PM
HAHAHAHAH! Man boobs.

How does it feel to have man boobs? I was always skinny.

adRi
11-18-2005, 03:36 PM
If I were she, I wouldn't have posted that poem, I'd have kept for myself.

The poem shows an obsess person.
I'm amazed about many things she'd written, because she don't know him (or I think so), and she can't know how he is.

I'm a bit speechless...

platinumpt
11-18-2005, 03:43 PM
Threads like those shall be remembered forever!

JoY
11-18-2005, 06:30 PM
I wonder if Isa Isa has 233 photos of me on her walls...(Look at her signature)

That would be...AWESOME!
in fact, I do. *winknudge*

Mota Boy
11-18-2005, 07:18 PM
This board needs more Dexter worship.

T-6005
11-18-2005, 07:20 PM
This board needs more Dexter worship.
Then we could start sacrificing the devout ones.

dalaksta
11-18-2005, 07:35 PM
ok..........

coke_a_holic
11-18-2005, 07:54 PM
Then we could start sacrificing the devout ones.
No way, the infidels would go first.

All About Eve
11-18-2005, 10:41 PM
I don't care how new I am, that's awful. It makes me want to go stab a poet.

JohnnyNemesis
11-18-2005, 11:06 PM
in fact, I do. *winknudge*

*winknudge* lolz, iamYOURcock!

SkunkIt
11-19-2005, 01:58 AM
I'm bumping this, because It's worth it. That poem is priceless.

Vera
11-19-2005, 02:27 AM
I showed this to a friend and told her about the author's username and her reply was

"Aww. DexterisMYmanboobs?"

Sigh. It's like she's one of us.

T-6005
11-19-2005, 02:28 AM
No way, the infidels would go first.
Yeah, but although I like the Offspring, not having written a poem about dexter's man boobs would be a shitty reason to go. Seriously, think about it.