View Full Version : I found a partially-written Ballad of JohnnyNemesis on my computer

Sin Studly
11-19-2005, 06:56 AM
I need to stop drinking.

So gather round ye children
And listen to my epic tale
A tale of rampant elitism
That could make a newbie pale
The senior members flocked around
And kissed each others feet
The retards were upset by this
And they hated the elite

They shouted accusations
However lame and weak
"The only reason you like TripBoy
Is cause he's part of your clique!
I deserve as much respect
I've got two-thousands posts
And I joined in late November!"
And such other stupid boasts.

They couldn't see why they were hated
They rejected reality
Post Count and Join Date mattered more
Than brains and personality
Until a newbie sauntered in
And destroyed the status quo
A man we'd cover in whipped cream
And lick from head to toe

11-19-2005, 07:31 AM
I'd like to see that finished. awesome start, I'm loving every bit of it.

11-19-2005, 07:33 AM
Does it mean that if you finish this one, mine finally comes as planned? Baha.

Very cute.

Sin Studly
11-19-2005, 07:33 AM
I couldn't come up with a decent chorus and abandoned it months ago. I only posted that to make Sim even more pissed off that I've never written a ballad for her, and don't intend to.

edit ; And she's posted even before me... 'as planned', hahahahhaa.

11-19-2005, 07:33 AM
Hahaha, bastard.

11-19-2005, 08:51 AM
I like this one a lot, mostly because it would really get the tears flowin' from the crybabies around here.