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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-19-2005, 08:40 AM
If "Jehovah", Buddha, Allah, Jesus and Neo got in a fight, who would win?

JoY
11-19-2005, 08:40 AM
stop making topics.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-19-2005, 08:41 AM
Hey! Answer the damn question.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-19-2005, 08:42 AM
Your face would

Seriously? You mean my face will kill Jesus, Budha, Allah, and Jehovah?!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-19-2005, 08:46 AM
Bloodshed !

xaylene
11-20-2005, 01:34 PM
None of those "gods" exist so basically if they were to fight, it would be a battle waged in your imagination, therefore you can answer your own question.
and jesus is already dead, so obviously he can't win.

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 01:35 PM
Nimrod In Town']If "Jehovah", Buddha, Allah, Jesus and Neo got in a fight, who would win?
jesus would win, he always wins

T-6005
11-20-2005, 01:36 PM
Chuck Norris would.

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 01:36 PM
Chuck Norris would.
jesus would smash chuck norris

T-6005
11-20-2005, 01:38 PM
Chuck Norris would kick Jesus' head in like he did that windshield in some Chuck Norris movie or show.

Yatesy
11-20-2005, 01:40 PM
Nimrod In Town']If "Jehovah", Buddha, Allah, Jesus and Neo got in a fight, who would win?

Neo can stop bullets, he'd win easily.

T-6005
11-20-2005, 01:41 PM
Well, Allah and Jehovah can't really be killed either, can they?

They're almost as badass as Chuck Norris.

Endymion
11-20-2005, 01:52 PM
chuck norris would give jesus aids.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-20-2005, 02:34 PM
None of those "gods" exist so basically if they were to fight, it would be a battle waged in your imagination, therefore you can answer your own question.
and jesus is already dead, so obviously he can't win.

Jesus' not dead, moron.

adRi
11-20-2005, 02:39 PM
the world's population would.

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 02:40 PM
jesus christ

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-20-2005, 02:45 PM
jesus christ


I dunno. It's kinda hard to kick ass when your only weapons are "compassion" and "turning the other cheek". But, yeah, I think Jesus would actually win. He could turn their blood into wine.

China Boy
11-20-2005, 02:57 PM
Jesus would win, because he'd make the others nice, and invite them to a tea party. But the tea will be...POISONED BWAHAHAAH.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-20-2005, 03:00 PM
HAHAHA! Yeah. And turn their blood into wine, don't forget that.

WebDudette
11-20-2005, 03:02 PM
If Jesus can be killed by a couple of guys nailing him to a cross I think any of them could kill him.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-20-2005, 03:11 PM
He knew he was going to get killed. He wanted to get killed to save us from our sins. Durr.

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2005, 03:12 PM
I vote Chuck Norris.

...or Steve Guttenberg.

WebDudette
11-20-2005, 03:12 PM
Why didn't he just kill all the sinful people. Also how does him dying save us from our sins.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-20-2005, 03:14 PM
Why didn't he just kill all the sinful people. Also how does him dying save us from our sins.

He told God "Forgive them, father, they don't know what they're doing" before he died. If he killed all the sinful people, then everybody would be dead.

Jebus
11-20-2005, 03:14 PM
I agree with T-6005, Endy, and Johnny.