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its one fine day
11-19-2005, 01:45 PM
whats the shittiest reason your bf/gf has ever dumped you for?

just curious....

the_offsprings_monkey
11-19-2005, 01:46 PM
I got dumped once cause I wouldn't lose my best mate.

Vera
11-19-2005, 01:47 PM
"You don't love me, satisfy me sexually or respect me as a person. You also object me to extreme mental and physical abuse, I've fallen under depression because of your actions and you made me cut bonds with all of my friends so now I have no one to go to and nothing to live for."

Fucking whiny piece of shit. We had a perfectly good relationship!

the_GoDdEsS
11-19-2005, 02:05 PM
I did not cut deep enough. :( :( :(

HeadAroundU
11-19-2005, 04:09 PM
I wanted anal. :( :( :(

Sunny
11-19-2005, 04:11 PM
i've never been dumped. beep.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-19-2005, 04:13 PM
Once, i've only dated 2 girls ... AND IM 17! , because she was over me, and needed to go to Spain. The bitch.

ninthlayer
11-19-2005, 04:14 PM
High school doesn't count and I can't even remember the details. My relationships always end weird.

#1 - Dumped, I guess
#2 - Moved to Vermont, on my birthday (good riddance).
#3 - Mutual break up, horrible relationship
#4 - Destroyed the broad

Sunny
11-19-2005, 04:16 PM
you make me want to start dating someone just so i can dump them and then say "pwned".

i'm accepting temporary boyfriend applications for that purpose. starting now. the one i pick will not receive any sexual favors, not even kissing, but will be expected to develop an unhealthy emotional dependence on me. otherwise it won't be any fun.

ninthlayer
11-19-2005, 04:25 PM
the one i pick will not receive any sexual favors, not even kissing, but will be expected to develop an unhealthy emotional dependence on me.
Kill joy.

Back in Black
11-19-2005, 05:31 PM
whats the shittiest reason your bf/gf has ever dumped you for?

just curious....
because my dick was to big for her to suck.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-19-2005, 05:33 PM
because my dick was to big for her to suck.
This officially proved you are wishomie.

0r4ng3
11-19-2005, 05:35 PM
Nimrod In Town']This officially proved you are wishomie.
You didn't realize it before? No offence, but you're kinda slow.

Back in Black
11-19-2005, 05:35 PM
Nimrod In Town']This officially proved you are wishomie.
who ever didn't know that I was wishomie, is a retard.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-19-2005, 05:37 PM
You didn't realize it before? No offence, but you're kinda slow.

No, i realized it, but with that post it's the iccing on top of the cake.

JohnnyNemesis
11-19-2005, 05:59 PM
whats the shittiest reason your bf/gf has ever dumped you for?

just curious....

To go back with her ex-boyfriend who, two weeks later, was arrested and sent to jail for beating the shit out of her.

Aint that somethin'?

Sunny
11-19-2005, 06:02 PM
karma's a bitch. =p

i know someone who broke up with her bf only to start going out with a crack addict who she claimed was the love of her life. a few weeks later said crack addict disappeared with her cash, her banking card and her car, which he proceeded to crash into a tree.

i know some fucked up people.

LOLZ!

JohnnyNemesis
11-19-2005, 06:14 PM
^Ha! I've heard stories like that!

And yeah, karma's a bitch. I was all like "Oh man, I hope she's okay", and take the high road, which I did. I was cool about it, wished her a speedy recovery, but then she had the nerve to try and get me back. I was irate after that.

GreenTerror
11-19-2005, 09:32 PM
"I'm not sure. But we can be friends."
Never talked to him again. He was gay anyway. (No, not literally)

T-6005
11-19-2005, 09:49 PM
I've only been dumped once. And distance is a good reason.

But I'd like to dump someone just because I don't think we're photogenic together.

Nina
11-19-2005, 11:31 PM
I've never been dumped either :/

Aimeht
11-20-2005, 05:39 AM
Can't remember any shitty reason. I am the reason, ain't that good enough?!
HAHAHAHAHA

JoY
11-20-2005, 07:20 AM
i've never been dumped. beep.
same here.

JoY
11-20-2005, 07:21 AM
To go back with her ex-boyfriend who, two weeks later, was arrested and sent to jail for beating the shit out of her.

Aint that somethin'?
that's ironic & rather twisted.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-20-2005, 07:24 AM
This girl I was going out with dumped me cause I was hanging with my best mate to much, THEN got her friend to SLAP me, FIVE TIMES.

Vera
11-20-2005, 07:37 AM
Did my brilliant parody go completely unnoticed? Fuck you people. I officially quit trying to entertain you!

JoY
11-20-2005, 07:40 AM
honestly, I just hadn't read the whole topic. but reading back; HAHAHAHAHA, brilliant!!

dun stop entertaining us. =(

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 10:42 AM
whats the shittiest reason your bf/gf has ever dumped you for?

just curious....
i do the dumping mate

nameless
11-20-2005, 03:18 PM
wanting to get to know me better before we went on!