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Back in Black
11-19-2005, 04:04 PM
now don't laugh at me because:

1) I wasn't trying
2) I'm not going to a real college
3) You all know that I'm a moron
4) I have a learning disability

My score was *Drum roll* a 14.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-19-2005, 04:05 PM
now don't laugh at me because:

1) I wasn't trying
2) I'm not going to a real college
3) You all know that I'm a moron
4) I have a learning disability

My score was *Drum roll* a 14.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *gets drink* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes break* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Endymion
11-19-2005, 04:08 PM
just for you i dug out my score from the bottom drawer of my desk.

29.

Back in Black
11-19-2005, 04:10 PM
just for you i dug out my score from the bottom drawer of my desk.

29.
I thought you were smarter then that. You should have gooten a 36.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-19-2005, 04:11 PM
I thought you were smarter then that. You should have gotten a 36.
tut tut let me fix that my friend.

Back in Black
11-19-2005, 04:13 PM
tut tut let me fix that my friend.
fix what?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-19-2005, 04:16 PM
Really ?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-19-2005, 04:18 PM
fix what?
Look at the quote and then your post.

Endymion
11-19-2005, 04:20 PM
fix what?
i got a 36 on the math, but i've always hated those "what would be the best title for this story?" type questions. do you go for the title that's just a description of the story? do you go for one of the two other titles that work well as a metaphor for the thing?

Back in Black
11-19-2005, 04:20 PM
Look at the quote and then your post.
oh wow, I accedently added one more o. sorry.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-19-2005, 04:22 PM
oh wow, I accedently added one more o. sorry.
And forgot a t.

Jebus
11-19-2005, 04:22 PM
I got a 1680 in my SAT. I need some solace, please.

Endymion
11-19-2005, 04:24 PM
I got a 1680 in my SAT. I need some solace, please.
i don't get that whole new scoring thing.

Rag Doll
11-19-2005, 04:25 PM
I didn't take the ACT. and I wish I took the new SAT.

0r4ng3
11-19-2005, 04:25 PM
I got a 1680 in my SAT. I need some solace, please.
I don't know if that's good, but I got a 1630 on the PSAT in 10th grade.

Jebus
11-19-2005, 04:27 PM
There's Critical Reading, Math, and Writing parts to the test. Each one is worth 800 making a total of 2400.

Mota Boy
11-19-2005, 06:05 PM
I feel so inadequate when stacked up against the new SAT. Never took the ACT.

Jebus
11-19-2005, 06:10 PM
This is a random though. I realized something yesterday. Conan O'brien still does SAT analogies sometimes to help high school kids even though analogies have been removed from the test.

0r4ng3
11-19-2005, 06:12 PM
He still does "In the year 2000", even though it's near the end of 2005.

JohnnyNemesis
11-19-2005, 06:17 PM
I got an 1140 on the old SAT, and I'm infinitely smarter than people I know who scored abover 1400 on theirs.

Mota Boy
11-19-2005, 06:20 PM
Have you heard that now some employers are asking for SAT scores? I find that slightly ridiculous.

Jebus
11-19-2005, 06:20 PM
He still does "In the year 2000", even though it's near the end of 2005.
He's doing that on purpose though which is what makes it funny. I think he just simply doesnt know about the SAT change.

0r4ng3
11-19-2005, 06:26 PM
He's doing that on purpose though which is what makes it funny. I think he just simply doesnt know about the SAT change.
He knows, I think he mentioned it once.

Jebus
11-19-2005, 06:27 PM
I've missed a bunch of shows. He probably did.

JohnnyNemesis
11-19-2005, 06:37 PM
Have you heard that now some employers are asking for SAT scores? I find that slightly ridiculous.

Slightly? Oh fuck. If some employer asked me what my SAT score was, I'd piss in his coffee and proceed to fuck his wife.

All About Eve
11-19-2005, 08:17 PM
i got a 36 on the math, but i've always hated those "what would be the best title for this story?" type questions. do you go for the title that's just a description of the story? do you go for one of the two other titles that work well as a metaphor for the thing?

I hate those, and also the 'which word fits best'. It really depends on what you're trying to say, and you can't tell from one sentence.

Note: those may not be on the ACT, I haven't taken it yet.

Mota Boy
11-19-2005, 08:52 PM
Slightly? Oh fuck. If some employer asked me what my SAT score was, I'd piss in his coffee and proceed to fuck his wife.
In Germany, that's how you indicate that you accept the job.

All About Eve
11-19-2005, 08:57 PM
The SAT is almost a joke. You could know more than someone and still get a lesser score, it just depends a lot on your way of thinking.

JohnnyNemesis
11-19-2005, 09:02 PM
In Germany, that's how you indicate that you accept the job.

Me = in stitches right now. Holy shit.

This SAT stuff reminds me of a thread I started when I first got here. It was one of those e-mail chains, except it was legitimately hilarious. It fits in this thread, but apologies beforehand for the length:

Fox Schools (In association with the Kansas and Texas public schools) Presents :

The 2015 SATs

PART A: Science

1. A strain of bacteria, after repeated exposure to an antibiotic, develops a resistance to that antibiotic. This is an example of:

A. microevolution
B. microintelligentdesign
C. how the liberal media lies
D. why faith healing is better than secular medicine

2. Global temperatures have risen 1 degree F since 2004. This is due to:

A. the greenhouse effect
B. unsound science
C. the Clinton administration
D. gays

3. Scientific theories are:

A. ones which makes predictions one can test against
experimental data
B. only theories
C. used by out-of-the-mainstream liberal eggheads to
oppress white people
D. tricks of Satan

PART B: Mathematics

1. Pi is:

A. the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its
diameter
B. three
C. I refuse to answer this question on the grounds
that my dad makes a lot of money
D. something Greek homosexuals invented to turn you
gay

2. If dinosaurs first appeared 250 million years ago,
and became extinct 185 million years later, how long
ago did they become extinct?

A. 65 million years ago
B. There is no paleontological consensus that
dinosaurs ever existed
C. 3500 years ago, during the Flood
D. However long ago it was that they turned gay and
lost their moral values

3. If you make $50,000 a year, and the flat income tax
rate is 10%, how much money do you pay the IRS each
year?

A. $5,000
B. Too much.
C. $0. The federal government has no Constitutional
right to inconvenience me.
D. The IRS is part of the gay mafia.

PART C: History

1. The US lost the Vietnam War because:

A. we miscalculated the determination of the enemy.
B. liberals and the media wouldn't let Rambo do his
job.
C. IT WAS A TIE!
D. Clinton made everyone in the Army get gay married.

2. Who led the American army during the Revolutionary
War?

A. George Washington
B. George W. Bush
C. Ronald Reagan
D. Jesus

3. Who betrayed the American army during the
Revolutionary War?

A. Benedict Arnold
B. Bill Clinton
C. Hillary Clinton
D. The Jews

PART D: Literature

1. What is the greatest book ever written by an
American?

A. The Great Gatsby
B. A Charge to Keep
C. Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
D. The Bible

2. In Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar", Caesar is
betrayed by:

A. Brutus
B. Clinton
C. the liberal media
D. the Jews

3. In 1609, Galileo looked through a telescope and saw
four small bodies orbiting Jupiter. This showed:

A. that not all celestial bodies orbit the Earth, and
that the Earth is not necessarily at the center of the
Universe
B. there is no astronomical consensus that anything
orbits Jupiter
C. Galileo was a biased liberal
D. the telescope was gay

THE END

Scoring is at the discretion of your local school
Board.

Offspring7
11-19-2005, 09:05 PM
^haha...thats good. hilarious.

All About Eve
11-19-2005, 09:07 PM
Hahahahahaha, Johnny. You officially win.

sKratch
11-19-2005, 10:12 PM
tut tut let me fix that my friend.
If you're going to correct a post, correct the entire thing; you still left an error in it.

UgLy_eLf
11-19-2005, 11:19 PM
Got a 23 that test is grueling who can really sit there for 4 hours straight without nodding off and drooling all over the test? Not I.

Endymion
11-20-2005, 12:48 AM
1. What is the greatest book ever written by an
American?

A. The Great Gatsby
B. A Charge to Keep
C. Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
D. The Bible
i totally have to disagree, the great gatsby is no where near the greatest american novel.

T-6005
11-20-2005, 01:00 AM
That is true. Still made me laugh though.

I took the SAT and a few SAT2s.