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All About Eve
11-19-2005, 09:12 PM
This guy seems to think so.

http://www.johnnyleeclary.com/cowboyjesus.htm

His IQ can not be a positive number.

0r4ng3
11-19-2005, 09:15 PM
That's just not true. Jesus was either a raptor or a ninja. Everyone knows that.

All About Eve
11-19-2005, 09:20 PM
Unless I missed it, the Bible never mentions a horse either.

Mota Boy
11-19-2005, 09:29 PM
Yeah, well the Bible also doesn't take a stance on abortions while exhorting readers to give up their wealth and help the poor... so stranger things have happened.


Personally, I like the idea that Jesus was an alien (http://jcolavito.tripod.com/lostcivilizations/id6.html).

coke_a_holic
11-19-2005, 09:30 PM
The only person here who's IQ isn't a positive number is the person who thought that site was serious.

All About Eve
11-19-2005, 09:31 PM
I'm fairly convinced he is serious. Not totally sure; it's funny either way.

SkunkIt
11-19-2005, 10:14 PM
The only person here who's IQ isn't a positive number is the person who thought that site was serious.
I agree...........

Not Ozymandias
11-19-2005, 10:18 PM
Jesus was emo.

GreenTerror
11-19-2005, 10:36 PM
Yes he was. You'd be emo too if you got nailed to a cross, then thrown in a cave and had an asshole of a dad.

lenar
11-20-2005, 12:01 AM
No. Jesus was a terrorist.