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JohnnyNemesis
11-19-2005, 09:56 PM
Check out the feedback this dude leaves for all his transactions. He's fuckin' awesome:

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=mr_bo11ox&items=25&page=1&frompage=-1&iid=-1&de=off

coke_a_holic
11-19-2005, 10:01 PM
hahahaha, this is fucking excellent.


Item arrived, very well packaged, in GENUINE HUMAN SKIN! Superb!

Item never received. Apart from that, perfect transaction.

It was after winning THIS item, that I began regularly self-harming. Good sella.

Rag Doll
11-19-2005, 10:04 PM
hehe. i want fun feedback like that, dammit. that's far too amusing.

Mota Boy
11-19-2005, 11:25 PM
See, now why is it that when people give numerous wacky ebay comments, they're rewarded, but when I fill out multiple wacky police reports, I get punished?

sKratch
11-19-2005, 11:40 PM
That shit's mo good.

Nina
11-20-2005, 12:45 AM
Haha wtf?! Everyone's nice on German ebay.

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2005, 01:30 AM
Haha, I'm glad you folks liked it. I think this was hilarious:


FAST PAYER. GREAT BAYER. LEO SAYER.

But easily the best one was this one. I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit:


A+ USA Ebayer! If you want lawsuits, high school shootings etc, look ELSEWHERE.

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2005, 01:40 AM
And more golden nuggets for those too lazy to browse:


A++ USA SELLA. However I'm giving a 'protest neg' over illegal US-led Iraq war.

GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234. (and dance/house compilation CD's).

Nina
11-20-2005, 01:44 AM
Hahaha what the fuck is wrong with people?! haha

T-6005
11-20-2005, 01:51 AM
It's awesome.


Item parachuted into my yard by Russian fighter jet moments after payment - ACE!

This guy is 'the tits'!

"Is this guy a good seller?" IS J-LO A TALENTLESS BAGGY-4RSED WAILING BINT? YES

sKratch
11-20-2005, 02:06 AM
A lot of the negative feedback is hilarious. I also liked the one about it being shot through his window by a cannon.

Vera
11-20-2005, 04:50 AM
HAHAHAAHHA.

Favourites:

TOP TRANSACTION! MUCH more enjoyable than watching an orphanage burn down A+++

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NICE ONE - Here's your 'free feedback' mate!!!!! HA HA HA! GET A JOB!

Reply by big.mez: ITEM WAS FREE OF CHARGE. WHY LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK?
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: FOR A LAUGH. THAT'S LIFE KID. GET OVER IT.

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GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234. (and dance/house compilation CD's).

So amused.

Little_Miss_1565
11-20-2005, 05:27 AM
es...yes...YES....OH...YESSSS - OH, MY GOD YESSS- AAAAAGG


Lovely, pert sale. Firm and pink with just a hint of ‘bounce’. Magnificent. A++


THE POAST MAN BRORT THE ITEM TOO MY HOUS WEAR I LIV. THANKS


'SPACE-SEX DISCO AUCTION FUNK-JOCKEY' FOR THE NEW GENERATION. A++++


BUSTY NAKED LESBIAN WARRIOR VAMPIRE SELLER OF DOOM! TERRIFIC! Ebay needs more!

Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Sorry, my mistake - seller is in fact NOT 'Xena warrior princess'. Apologies.


Seller was extradited to Spain on war crimes charges before sale was completed.

Reply by ear_bologna: Who is this guy? Hijacked my sensible auction and leaves me daft feedback!

Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: YO MOMMA IS A 'HO.

AAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2005, 08:09 PM
I fucking LOVE that last one.

And mm, bumpalicious bumpage.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-20-2005, 06:18 AM
See this? This here's a bump, 'cos this shit needz readin'.

JohnnyNemesis
12-20-2005, 08:16 AM
Damn straight! I almost bumped it yesterday but declined. I can't stop the giggle fits ever single time I read this thread!

Little_Miss_1565
12-20-2005, 08:28 AM
I had almost totally forgotten about this and erupted into gigglefits upon reading again. Kudos for good bumpage.

JohnnyNemesis
12-20-2005, 08:37 AM
I had almost totally forgotten about this and erupted into gigglefits upon reading again. Kudos for good bumpage.

YO MOMMA IS A 'HO.

notoriousdoc
12-20-2005, 08:57 AM
Stickin' it for the island, I also like him

Nina
12-20-2005, 09:43 AM
Thank you so much for reminding me on this!!

0r4ng3
12-20-2005, 09:45 AM
Wow, even after reading it over and over, I'm still lauging. Good job on the bumpage.

BATWT
12-20-2005, 10:16 AM
Right, I'm going to buy something from him

Paint_It_Black
12-20-2005, 12:48 PM
Remarkably, item took a NEGATIVE AMOUNT OF TIME to arrive.

Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: N.B. If you are Stephen Hawking, I invite you to disprove the above statement.

Reply by bonzaiandluka: I'M AFRAID I'M NOT STEVE HARDING CHEERS

They're all brilliant.

T-6005
12-20-2005, 01:59 PM
Even when you know what's coming, it's still incredibly amusing.

ninthlayer
12-20-2005, 08:02 PM
mr_bo11ox: Absolutely NO CONTACT WHATSOEVER from this seller. Total load of cr@p. WIGGA
Reply by emotionless-passion: Have a look at this person's feedback and draw your own conclusions.
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Yes, feel free to look at my 126 positive feedbacks at any time.


A++ USA SELLA. However I'm giving a 'protest neg' over illegal US-led Iraq war.

and my personal favorite:

'Gold medal service?' This seller merits a PEARL NECKLACE any day of the week.

Icy Chic
12-20-2005, 10:03 PM
Awesomely cool!

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 04:08 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

His Account Was Disabled!!!! :(

coke_a_holic
04-02-2006, 04:26 PM
Holy shit, I had JUST searched this thread and showed it to my friends before signing back on to find it bumped. At least he's been immortalized in our quotes, in our hearts, and in our souls. NEVAR4GET!

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2006, 10:12 AM
I can't believe.. he.. he's gone.

RIP.

Vera
04-03-2006, 10:17 AM
Nooooooo. :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2006, 10:18 AM
I say we all email eBay and tell them they have no sense of humour.

Andy
04-03-2006, 10:21 AM
Looks like I won't be buying anything from him afterall.

coke_a_holic
08-14-2009, 02:55 AM
This thread is MUCH more enjoyable than watching an orphanage burn down.

Bump, WIGGA

Budzy
08-14-2009, 03:45 AM
Very funny thread! That guy purposely buys shit just for the feedback hahaha.
Ahwell that's internet eh? All fun and games until you get banned and your account deleted and you finally go and get a life.

Al Coholic
08-14-2009, 09:12 AM
This thread is MUCH more enjoyable than watching an orphanage burn down.

Bump, WIGGA

Orphanage burn down? That doesn't sound enjoyable at all. Ts'wrong with you?

Lizardus
08-14-2009, 11:31 AM
Orphanage burn down? That doesn't sound enjoyable at all. Ts'wrong with you?

The orphanage attacked him first, vengeance is always enjoyable.