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That Punk Kid You Love
11-19-2005, 10:17 PM
What would be the last thing to come out of your mouth if you only had 5 seconds to live?

Mine:

"Make someone eat my testicles on Fear Factor."

Offspring7
11-19-2005, 10:18 PM
"I'm sorry for bleeding on your shirt."

GreenTerror
11-19-2005, 10:27 PM
Why is everyone posting emo lyrics tonight?!
AND ALL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEED TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IS AM I SOMETHING YOU'LL BE MISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAHHH!!!!
Too much caffiene today, sorry.

GreenTerror
11-19-2005, 10:29 PM
Oh yeah, I'd hope I had something terribly contagious and pretend I had something important to say so someone one get right up in my face, then I'd breathe and spit on them. Hehe.

SkunkIt
11-19-2005, 10:33 PM
"Maybe i should hate you for this"

GreenTerror
11-19-2005, 10:34 PM
Never really did ever quite get that far. :D
Dammit. I can't believe I missed them at Warped '04
:(

SkunkIt
11-19-2005, 10:35 PM
I love emo mosh pits, especially when people are crying. It's amusing.

Sin Studly
11-19-2005, 10:36 PM
What would be the last thing to come out of your mouth if you only had 5 seconds to live?

"Drop your weapon and raise your hands, sir! No.. no, don't point the gun at me! OH NOEZ, THE PUNK KID YOU LOVE IS AN ORPHAN!"

GreenTerror
11-19-2005, 10:39 PM
I love emo mosh pits, especially when people are crying. It's amusing.
Woah, I was quoting something about NOFX and I looked at it and it turned into 'emo moshing' Haha
I wanted to see NOFX but all my firends were gay and just wanted to walk around. I also missed the Vandals because of them. I would have gone by myself, but I was scurred. It was only my second concert.
But I did get to see Guttermouth. :D

T-6005
11-19-2005, 10:43 PM
In 5 seconds, my soul will leave my body. Know this for truth - now go forth and preach, my children.

SkunkIt
11-19-2005, 10:48 PM
Woah, I was quoting something about NOFX and I looked at it and it turned into 'emo moshing' Haha
I wanted to see NOFX but all my firends were gay and just wanted to walk around. I also missed the Vandals because of them. I would have gone by myself, but I was scurred. It was only my second concert.
But I did get to see Guttermouth. :D
Guttermouth is awesome, but they didn't come to Colorado. Luckily, I did get to see The Vandals, but only because I was looking for my brother because I lost him and I saw them playing. :D

Relive1349
11-20-2005, 06:38 AM
I'd say something like:
"Yeah! I fucked your girlfriend two weeks ago, so what?"

Aimeht
11-20-2005, 06:40 AM
"I'll be back."

the_offsprings_monkey
11-20-2005, 06:45 AM
What would be the last thing to come out of your mouth if you only had 5 seconds to live?
I would tell kim "I love you"

Megs
11-20-2005, 07:15 AM
i would say.............erm...
"holy shit i'm dying."

That_Guy91
11-20-2005, 07:22 AM
"with my last breath, i curse Zoidburg!!!!"

Punky Dudess
11-20-2005, 07:23 AM
Hah, trust you to be so damn dead-pan Abbie.

My exit would have to be a dramatic one.
" This isn't the end of Sophie. I shall return! God willing I'll stick you all and -" *dies*

Megs
11-20-2005, 07:31 AM
okay then sophie. nice sig by the way. :rolleyes:

Punky Dudess
11-20-2005, 07:40 AM
Yeah, ta. But the gospel truth. Do you even want to know how much i spent in Morgan De Toi yesterday? No wait, you'd probably faint. But hey, they were all necessities. Promise.

Megs
11-20-2005, 07:45 AM
go on. amaze me.

Punky Dudess
11-20-2005, 07:47 AM
*Drum Roll* ........................92. I spent that over a period of about a week though, so it doesn't matter that much. Shoes, handbag, jacket, skirt etc. Like i said, all necessities. :D

the_offsprings_monkey
11-20-2005, 07:50 AM
This month I have spent around 100. I'm always short tho :(

Megs
11-20-2005, 07:59 AM
*Drum Roll* ........................92. I spent that over a period of about a week though, so it doesn't matter that much. Shoes, handbag, jacket, skirt etc. Like i said, all necessities. :D
doesn't matter!? :eek: sophie it's still the same amount of money! i only spend that much in....erm....i don't know! butr still! shit sophie.

0r4ng3
11-20-2005, 08:09 AM
"'tis but a scratch!"

Megs
11-20-2005, 08:11 AM
hey sophie....................
JAMES BROWN!
:D

Punky Dudess
11-20-2005, 08:42 AM
Hey Megs......
WATCH ME!!
anyway, enough spamming James Brown in a thread about death.

Megs
11-20-2005, 08:46 AM
okay then... let's make a james brown thread.

Offspring7
11-20-2005, 08:49 AM
"'tis but a scratch!"

from romeo and juliet? right?

Punky Dudess
11-20-2005, 08:52 AM
okay then... let's make a james brown thread.

You have my blessing to proceed with doing so. Hah, James Brown appreciation. WATCH ME, NOW!

0r4ng3
11-20-2005, 08:52 AM
from romeo and juliet? right?
No! Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Megs
11-20-2005, 08:54 AM
You have my blessing to proceed with doing so. Hah, James Brown appreciation. WATCH ME, NOW!
check out other bands forum soph

_ߥ_vil_
11-20-2005, 09:30 AM
Mine would be.....errmmm.......

*sigh* ....I need someone to reincarnate me...NOW

China Boy
11-20-2005, 10:50 AM
I would say "Oh noes"

0r4ng3
11-20-2005, 10:52 AM
Another thing I'd say is "Activate Tome of Regeneration!!", and then fall dead.

Or, "Restart!! Restart!! Where the hell is the restart button?!"

I could go on for days thinking this stuff up.

Conspiracy of One
11-20-2005, 11:08 AM
"I just hope all that heaven and God shit is true."

Rancid_Guyxxx
11-20-2005, 11:29 AM
What would I say? Well that all depends on who was with me. So I have no idea.

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 01:15 PM
What would be the last thing to come out of your mouth if you only had 5 seconds to live?

Mine:

"Make someone eat my testicles on Fear Factor."
"i like your hat"

crazy_offspring_gal
11-20-2005, 01:17 PM
" Ooh fuck.. my bad"

or

" Someone give me my last fuck.. now! "

EDIT: Not sounding in a slutty way, but I would just love to die with pleasure you know.

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 01:19 PM
" Ooh fuck.. my bad"

or

" Someone give me my last fuck.. now! "
i think i would panic because the fact i only had 5 seconds to live would be too much pressure on me. i mean c'mon lets be realistic....nah thats boring..if we were realistic, action movies and the dukes of hazard would be non-existent

T-6005
11-20-2005, 01:19 PM
"Tell the folks on the Offspring BBS I won't be back.... what do you mean, they won't know who I am?"

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-20-2005, 03:24 PM
"bye!!! "

WebDudette
11-20-2005, 03:32 PM
"'tis but a scratch!"

"Just a mere flesh wound"