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.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 11:12 PM
i thought 1000 posts deserved a thread of its own considering its the only thing i've ever achieved on these forums....i know some people have 8000 but im proud :D . ok ive had my moment, you might as well close this thread now

bd007h
11-20-2005, 11:13 PM
congratulations :rolleyes:

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 11:16 PM
congratulations :rolleyes:
lolz thanks i guess, but i was expecting someone to diss this thread first.

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2005, 11:16 PM
He was being sarcastic. No one cares about anyone's post count.

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 11:17 PM
He was being sarcastic. No one cares about anyone's post count.
yeah, i know that no one cares, but im happy and you dont have to care

bd007h
11-20-2005, 11:19 PM
if you know that no one cares, you didn't really need to make a thread about it

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 11:21 PM
if you know that no one cares, you didn't really need to make a thread about it
well what about warning nimrod in town? he maks heaps of pointless threads that no one cares about

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2005, 11:27 PM
You mean those threads that everyone yells at him for too, the same way we're getting on your case?

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 11:30 PM
You mean those threads that everyone yells at him for too, the same way we're getting on your case?
close this thread, it is pointless and crap

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2005, 11:30 PM
I'm not the moderator of this forum.

Eat a dick.

.:SMASH:.
11-20-2005, 11:34 PM
I'm not the moderator of this forum.

Eat a dick.
well find him coz this thread is gay

That Punk Kid You Love
11-20-2005, 11:57 PM
I have like 1,040 something posts and I don't really care.

SkunkIt
11-20-2005, 11:58 PM
you might as well close this thread now
That is a good idea.

XYlophonetreeZ
11-21-2005, 12:07 AM
------->.:SMASH:.'s 1000 post official breakdown!!!!!<--------

139 (13.9%) Posts expressing approval of a bad joke (e.g. "hahahahaaahh" or "lolz man that was damn funny").
91 (9.1%) Posts in a thread for the purpose of telling us that he has nothing to contribute to said thread (e.g. "nope sorry never heard of that thing ur talkin about" or "i dont get it"). It should be noted that he is second only to dalaksta in this category, who is currently soaring in this category at a remarkable rate of 65.8% of his total posts.
149 (14.9%%) Posts where he starts to reply, but forgets sometime between clicking "post reply" and "submit reply" what he was planning on contributing (e.g. "wait what is the point of this thread again?") Note that often he just gives up on any relevance whatsoever and types something like "i like monkeys :p :p ," but he NEVER just hits the back button to refresh his memory.
337 (33.7%) Posts declaring the Offspring to be his favoritest band ever. No examples necessary.
196 (19.6%) Posts wasted in conversations with the_offsprings_monkey, which is like a conversation between two Alzheimer's patients.
86 (8.6%) Posts repeating something already said by at least three other people and adding nothing (e.g. "i like this band to i thingk thye r cool" or "whoa thats awsome man."
1 (0.1%) Post containing something funny. Bottom of the page. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18024)
1 (0.1%) Semi-promising near epiphany that sadly seems to have had no effect on his posts since. http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17870
Maybe 3 or 4 posts with correct spelling.

.:SMASH:.
11-21-2005, 12:13 AM
why are people actually replying?

XYlophonetreeZ
11-21-2005, 01:06 PM
'Cuz you da man, SMASH-dawg.

coke_a_holic
11-21-2005, 01:49 PM
XYlophoneTreeZ, you did exactly what I was going to do only better. Thanks a lot. =( But seriously, you rawk.

Anyway, Smash, congratulations on you 1,000 meaningless, boring, and often irrelevent posts.

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 05:05 PM
I love this thread, and I love XYlophonetreeZ.

CONGRATULATION, SMASH! A WINNER IS YOU!

Betty
11-21-2005, 08:22 PM
Also, 2 of the posts were telling me how much I sucked... and I recall reading a few others pointing out how stupid a some other people were as well.

Drummerguy123
11-21-2005, 08:28 PM
Congratulations?

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 08:32 PM
No, motherfucker! CONGRATULATION!, like in the old mistranslated NES game with the pic I can't find and post right now so I apologize for that.

Drummerguy123
11-21-2005, 08:33 PM
No, motherfucker! CONGRATULATION!, like in the old mistranslated NES game with the pic I can't find and post right now so I apologize for that.

??????????

0r4ng3
11-21-2005, 08:33 PM
All your post are belong to us.

Drummerguy123
11-21-2005, 08:36 PM
All your post are belong to us.

lol. Wow. Please tell me you did that on purpose! :D

0r4ng3
11-21-2005, 08:38 PM
On purpose to what? If you meant that it was in reply to JohnnyNemesis's post, then yes, it was on purpose.

Great, now I ruined the joke.

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 08:38 PM
I can't find the game, so this'll photoshop image will have to do:

http://seanbaby.com/nes/awards/awartitl.gif
Also, even better:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/winner.png

And finally:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/truckmov.gif

Drummerguy123
11-21-2005, 08:39 PM
On purpose to what? If you meant that it was in reply to JohnnyNemesis's post, then yes, it was on purpose.

Great, now I ruined the joke.

O_O

whatever. Hey, I'm adding you to MYspace.

0r4ng3
11-21-2005, 08:39 PM
Now I feel like such a poser, with my "All your base..." knockoff.

What the fuck was I thinking?

Drummerguy123
11-21-2005, 08:40 PM
I can't find the game, so this'll photoshop image will have to do:

http://seanbaby.com/nes/awards/awartitl.gif
Also, even better:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/winner.png

And finally:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/truckmov.gif

OOH!!! I have a good one. It's actually a snapshot I took myself. Lets see if I can find it.......

EDIT: http://www.photodump.com/direct/Drummerguy123/Victoly-T.jpg

EDIT: Damn. Well, here's the link. http://www.photodump.com/viewer/Drummerguy123/Victoly.html

Tell me if it works.

Betty
11-21-2005, 09:35 PM
This must have its own place in Internet nerd-dom since I was able to google a screen shot a while back, but we discovered its awesomeness from playing the game back in the day.

My personal favourite:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Wildbetty/SpoonyBard.jpg

Drummerguy123
11-21-2005, 09:38 PM
This must have its own place in Internet nerd-dom since I was able to google a screen shot a while back, but we discovered its awesomeness from playing the game back in the day.

My personal favourite:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Wildbetty/SpoonyBard.jpg

lol. YOU SPOONY BARD!!!!!!!!

Lammat
11-22-2005, 10:59 AM
omg who cares about his pustcount... :rolleyes:

.:SMASH:.
11-22-2005, 01:13 PM
omg who cares about his pustcount... :rolleyes:
please dont try to revive this thread