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JoY
11-21-2005, 09:56 AM
my best friend had this cousin (if it's a daughter from your aunt, it's your cousin, not your niece, right?), who I've always known as a three years younger little annoying chubby bounceball. I was about eight & she was about five. I had this tiny, thin, pale body & she was dark, chubby, overfed, spoiled & annoying. I mean, she was cute, as kids just are, but you know what I mean.

guess what, I was looking around in my best friend's Hyves (I know, Hyves = teh sux0rz) & suddenly came across Jade, the cousin. then dropped off my chair.

feast your eyes:
http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9708/marthejade9qt.jpg
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/558/marthejade23by.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2378/marthejade39gr.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3198/marthejade46fw.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 10:00 AM
I can't see anything :(

JoY
11-21-2005, 10:02 AM
the uploading site I used wasn't exactly meant to upload pictures with. changed it now.

oh right, almost forgot:

http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/8118/marthejade51wu.jpg

I'm aware that she has weird, high eyebrows, but not under any circumstances you can deny she's fucking hot.

sKratch
11-21-2005, 10:07 AM
Weird thing is the topmost picture looks like one of my cousins a few years ago. Man I haven't seen them in a while :[

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 10:07 AM
Same thing happened with my cousin. I turned on the tv and she was there - an actress playing the sexy roles on a tv show.

http://www2.uol.com.br/revistadecinema/edicao44/capa/img/BENSCONFISCADOS.jpg

Chevelle
11-21-2005, 10:09 AM
she looks like my first wife

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 10:10 AM
http://tinypic.com/fxw9pz.jpg

Lolz, Bellas is showing off her girlf... cousin.

T-6005
11-21-2005, 10:13 AM
Having attractive relatives is more annoying than anything.

Tizzalicious
11-21-2005, 10:27 AM
The exact same thing happened with my little cousin. I hadn't seen her for ages, she is about 8 years younger than me, and in my mind she was still my little, chubby cousin. Then a few years went by and I saw a picture of her, she is now 16 and incredibly beautiful. Crazy.

Little_Miss_1565
11-21-2005, 10:28 AM
I love it when chubby kids grow up to be fucking hot.

it's like we pwn the universe :)

Nina
11-21-2005, 10:30 AM
The first picture is amazingly beautiful.

Back in Black
11-21-2005, 10:33 AM
feast your eyes:
http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9708/marthejade9qt.jpg
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/558/marthejade23by.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2378/marthejade39gr.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3198/marthejade46fw.jpg
Those pictures made me pop a boner.

Nina
11-21-2005, 10:34 AM
Thats why you had to quote everything......yeah, makes sense. not.

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 10:47 AM
If your cousin saw this thread wouldn't she feel a bit weird?

Vera
11-21-2005, 11:26 AM
Aww, bunny. & Yeah, she is stunning.

the_GoDdEsS
11-21-2005, 11:27 AM
She looks kinda bad in 2 and 3 but 1 and 4 are pretty.

Betty
11-21-2005, 11:28 AM
I think she's super pretty.

Many of my male and female cousins are totally hot.

You know what's weird too? When your siblings whom you only see a couple times a year due to being away at school... suddenly get all old. When I left my youngest sister was all innocent and now she's posting up all the "picture whoring" style photos on the Internet. She's 14... I guess not that young anymore... it just takes a little getting used to.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Wildbetty/34000418RS815028712.jpg

JoY
11-21-2005, 11:31 AM
If your cousin saw this thread wouldn't she feel a bit weird?
..she's not MY cousin. she's my best friend's cousin.

Sunny
11-21-2005, 11:39 AM
she's kinda hawt... well, it seems like she's average looking, but with above average grooming and accessories.

but i'd hit that anyways.

T-6005
11-21-2005, 11:41 AM
The fourth picture looks like some sort of music video or something.

Lammat
11-21-2005, 11:42 AM
B-e-a-utiful

JoY
11-21-2005, 12:45 PM
sure she isn't perfect. I fully agree with you, Mags, that she has the right make-up, the right accessories, etc. but you know what, this is beyond any of my expectations on how she'd turn out. not that I had any.

I love the picture with the bunny. fecking gorgeous.

sKratch
11-21-2005, 01:24 PM
I think she's super pretty.

Many of my male and female cousins are totally hot.

You know what's weird too? When your siblings whom you only see a couple times a year due to being away at school... suddenly get all old. When I left my youngest sister was all innocent and now she's posting up all the "picture whoring" style photos on the Internet. She's 14... I guess not that young anymore... it just takes a little getting used to.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Wildbetty/34000418RS815028712.jpg
Too bad she's not legal :[

Italia311
11-21-2005, 01:29 PM
Thats a huge change Joy, yer cousin is frieken HATTTTt

As I side note, my cousin in italy she was always good looking, when I went back this summer, she was smokin. Look exactly like that chick from Dawson creek..u know?? Tom Cruise woman...

Tizzalicious
11-21-2005, 01:32 PM
Can't anyone here read? It's not her cousin.

Italia311
11-21-2005, 01:33 PM
Ah right, her best friends cousin...M bad..I read it quick...

JoY
11-21-2005, 02:49 PM
Can't anyone here read? It's not her cousin.
thank you. I was about to shout it from rooftops, haha.

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 02:51 PM
Does your cousin fuck on first date?

JoY
11-21-2005, 02:53 PM
grr, you started this whole thing about her being my cousin. Ivil! ;p

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 02:55 PM
I made a mistake like everyone else. I guess i'm just not as smart as I think.

I thought it was funny. Kids here pimp out their girlfriends and their super cool friends and you show us your... cousin's best friend?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-21-2005, 02:55 PM
I could reply by saying she's hot, but everybody else has said it so i'll say "Meh."

JoY
11-21-2005, 02:57 PM
best friend's cousin. jaysus Vlad, hahaha.

I wasn't exactly pimping her, I was just sharing my amazement on how she's turned out.

Mota Boy
11-21-2005, 03:13 PM
Too bad she's not legal
It's Canada, so she's only got, at the most, two years.


I would like to announce that I'm crashing everyone's family reunions.

Betty
11-21-2005, 07:13 PM
Too bad she's not legal :[

Almost down to one year now... I dated a 21 year old when I was 16... that's somewhat of a scary thought now... he was way less mature than me though.

And I won't allow cute boys my age to go after my little sisters.