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Preocupado
11-21-2005, 09:50 AM
in my last Lacanian discussion class a question remained in the air: Wha do women want?

So, women, what's the password to the vag?

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 09:51 AM
The password is "JohnnyNemesis". Write it down. Tell all the women you meet that I sent ya, and everything will work out just fine.

Taime13
11-21-2005, 09:51 AM
theres a movie called what women want. isnt there?

maybe the password is in the movie.

<<Angry Kid>>
11-21-2005, 09:52 AM
^Ignore that, thats the worst thing you can do

Nina
11-21-2005, 09:53 AM
Actually, it's not so complicated...

I just...um... don't want to explain it. Because I don't feel like it.

Yup.

ahem.

Sunny
11-21-2005, 10:15 AM
money and buttsecks.

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 10:16 AM
Conclusion lead by male response: If we want to fuck them, they want to be fucked. That's no news, that's why i made the question to the women.

Conclusion lead by female response: None. They're clueless.

EDIT: i wrote this before reading sunny's post.

the_GoDdEsS
11-21-2005, 10:17 AM
Whatever, it's not like the female orgasm exists or women are actually human, you stupids.

<<Angry Kid>>
11-21-2005, 10:17 AM
Ok we know what we dont like :/

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 10:44 AM
^Yes, we as human beings know what we don't like, and it's you. Cease existence.

Anyway, I'm glad Sunny mentioned money and buttsecks. That's what it's all about. I hope to one day find a good woman who is not intimidated by my massive penis and is willing to participate in some anal escapades.

Lammat
11-21-2005, 10:48 AM
just be yourself and they'll come to you

(if you are not ugly)

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 10:49 AM
Whatever, it's not like the female orgasm exists or women are actually human, you stupids.

http://www.magscriber.com/height%20200/cosmo.jpg

cosmo says it does :confused:

Could someone who have had one describe the feeling?

Sunny
11-21-2005, 10:54 AM
COSMO lies!

JoY
11-21-2005, 10:59 AM
The password is "JohnnyNemesis". Write it down. Tell all the women you meet that I sent ya, and everything will work out just fine.
not quite. not if it's not actually you, you know.

the password is "let's cuddle".

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 11:01 AM
just be yourself and they'll come to you

(if you are not ugly)

I've said already: If we want to fuck them, they want to be fucked. We know how we think already.

Sunny
11-21-2005, 11:04 AM
choke on your lies cosmopolitan!! :[ :[

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 11:07 AM
not quite. not if it's not actually you, you know.

the password is "let's cuddle".

Ummm, uhh, that's what I meant all along! All that perverted, sick stuff I said about anal sex and escapades, those were just euphemisms for cuddling! :D

JoY
11-21-2005, 11:09 AM
*sigh* yeah k, that'll do.

no worries, I'd shag you any day anyway.

DirtyMagical
11-21-2005, 11:50 AM
in my last Lacanian discussion class a question remained in the air: Wha do women want?

So, women, what's the password to the vag?

What do women want?
...well, they definately don't want prepubescent ugly little fucks such as you.

the password is: growupplease

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 11:53 AM
What do women want?
...well, they definately don't want prepubescent ugly little fucks such as you.

the password is: growupplease


thank you for the input, woman.

Vera
11-21-2005, 11:53 AM
A password to the vag?

For a start, it's probably best if you stop referring to the female genitalia as if it's a fucking FTP account.

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 12:01 PM
genitalia

Don't say that word! It does naughty things to my naughty bits!

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 12:02 PM
Not a chance.
But, even if i did, then what?

Vera
11-21-2005, 12:07 PM
Don't say that word! It does naughty things to my naughty bits!
Makes your boybits quiver from anticipation? Geez, Rick. I'm glad you and I never took Biology together.

...Or am I?

SkunkIt
11-21-2005, 12:47 PM
This thread is amusing.

Sin Studly
11-21-2005, 06:23 PM
the password is "let's cuddle".

Pfft. The password is more like "BUECK DICH, DU JUDEN HUER! MACHT SCHNELL! MACHT SCHNELL, JUDEN!!!!"

Offspring7
11-21-2005, 06:35 PM
i respond most to the guy demanding in a friendly sort of way. is there really a specific password, not really, but i agree with bella...basically lets cuddle.

Little_Miss_1565
11-21-2005, 06:47 PM
Password: "I totally <3 going down on you"

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 07:20 PM
Password: "I totally <3 going down on you"

If this is the real password, I'm a shoo-in.

Sin Studly
11-21-2005, 07:43 PM
It's pronounced 'heart', right?

SkunkIt
11-21-2005, 07:48 PM
i respond most to the guy demanding in a friendly sort of way. is there really a specific password, not really, but i agree with bella...basically lets cuddle.
You're wrong. It's, "Hey bitch, bend over backwards."

Vera
11-22-2005, 12:20 AM
It's pronounced 'heart', right?
Yeah, but Endy prefers "less than three".

I mean. Um.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-22-2005, 12:27 AM
The password is: "I have one hundred billion dollars."

Vera
11-22-2005, 12:36 AM
The password is: "I have one hundred billion dollars."
And then you can just lay back and watch women laugh at you and your one-inch-long penis.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-22-2005, 12:43 AM
Aslong as you've got cash you've got ass.

Nicole
11-22-2005, 01:03 AM
- Women don't know what they or other women want.
- What they want changes all the time.
- No two women are alike.

And neither are any 2 men. Dispite surface similarities. You only have to change the hormone levels and the whole system gets fucked. yay.

Good sex always wins. Unless there's a "headache" involved.

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 01:59 AM
Yeah, but Endy prefers "less than three".

I mean. Um.

Hahaha. Damn.

I les than three you, Sanni.